Borat learns to play Football

[McFixStuff]

lol for all the haters on cinco, go to my channel. I edit all of the highlights for the team... be impressed

[SavannaSandAfrica]

he coud play this game by making their opponents piss themselvs laughing(I dont no shit about american football. I'm more a rugby guy)

[connerjo44]

cinco is straight affliction wearing queers. the girls are fine though

[multiblake12]

@connerjo44 :(



[Tommynatorium]

L M F A O

[orix9]

When was this?

[K12productionstudio]

Katy is full of snobby dicks... There's no honor in that. Football is about competition not who is a bigger ass. It just makes you look foolish

[utra1337]

"No sex explosion at all..."

[ScOtTyBoI22100]

lol i played katy football till i shattered my wrist n they kicked me off the team for goin to rehab instead of practice most of the coaches told ppl not to talk to me anymore cuz i wasnt part of the team thier all jackasses and any chance to see joseph look like an idiot is awesome p.s (when this video came out my sophomore year he threatened to kick anyone he caught watching this video off the team) lol so it is really him id be embarrassed hardworking players douchebag coaches

[paragshah2112]

i didnt know what borat was here in houston area!?! what year was this??

[Altoclarinets]

I am pretty sure that's an actor and not THE Gary Joseph, but the actor did a very good job with both the accent and the mannerisms.

[ScOtTyBoI22100]

@Altoclarinets nahh thats him man i went to katy

[Altoclarinets]

@ScOtTyBoI22100 How on earth did they get Coach Joseph to participate in this?

[ScOtTyBoI22100]

@Altoclarinets they didnt thats the thing lol sacha barin cohen showed up and told him he was filming a foriegn documentary on foriegn customs but didnt tell him who he was or that he was going to make him look like a dumbass joseph thought it was 100 percent legitimate and he was just gonna get his ass some attention for teaching the foriegn dude football thats the story as we know it to this day you cant mention borat without him getting pissed its real and legitimate ask him sometime lol

[latinluigi]

When my school beat Katy high school in football I make liquid explosion on Katy football cheerleader! Hahahahahaha

[latinluigi]

5A division 1 school from the D/FW or Houston area!

[latinluigi]

Katy sucks balls they would get wrecked on if they played a top

[TheRagingrex]

Your glad you go to cinco? Theres a reason why borat wanted to learn from us(KATY), and not you(cinco)

[ESKxALLx]

This is kjh where I go KATy highschool is the best bitches fuk cinco

[99MikeAndLuke98]

test tee cha chule

[armykid567]

is this katy highschool in Texas?

[Madison336]

XD im glad i go to cinco

[copy200]

That's the junior high field ahh good times playin football on that

[laxer94]

This is the field where I have lacrosse practice :D

[sigge951]

foot balls

[samumumum]

CINCO RANCH MOTHER FUCKERS!

[harro098765]

katy lost to abiliene haha fuck katy

[SpaceBluntBoi713]

@harro098765 fuck you.

[andii1993]

katy football rules!

liquid explosion on stomache...hahaha

[regansaidd]

EXCUSE ME, katy has one of the best teams in the state, cinco, taylor, seven lakes and mayde creek can fuck off, because they all suck, thanks(:

[rodneyfan41595]

fuck you we are all not farm kids

[wmjh10]

no all the snobbish bitches go to cinco katy is mostly farm kids

[bigbeans81]

fuck katy. mayde creek '08 baby thats where its at

[texashorns76]

Mayde Creek is awful at football.

[Nba2kballer]

@texashorns76 im at katy taylor !

[humanmaneater19]

PSYCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[linkthemain]

i love all the preganent chicks and mayde...

[harro098765]

wow coach joseph can suck it. He, the Katy Tiger community, and the Katy Fottball team are a group of snobbish bitches. I'm on the Mayde Creek varsity team and for years, we have had to put up with their bullshit. It makes me sick that they think they are sooo much better in everything: the whole aspect of Katy ISD. One day, they will get it and I will laugh.

[humanmaneater19]

you suck cunt we are better than everyone else in football and the reason we think so is because of fucks like you who talk shit. and if u think our bullshit is being proud of what he have done and the hardwork we have put in that you and your school hasnt then u can go fuck yourself and the day that we "get it" doesnt look like it will be coming any day soon BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

[blackswan101]

i live in katy but go to sevenlakes

[SoldierCyfix]

ghhhrraaaaaahhh

[armandmax]

best borat ever

[b1ggm1gg]

coach joseph can scare this shit out of me still. that man spoke to me once and was to take off my hat hahaha this is fun to watch.

-miguel sanchez

[armandmax]

oh really?!

[hellboy4teen]

Borat was in Katy... I don't believe it

[mrgrenbird45678]

i go to that school. its  very weird seeing borat somewhere i live

[elsandbag57]

I go there :D

[Nightmare005]

08 State Champions

[coolguy569]

division II..lol

[Nightmare005]

You fucking serious? You slimy piece of shit. What shit have you got, you fuck? Nothing dumb bitch. I'll enjoy my fat ass ring while you can sit there and enjoy your little lonely forgotten life. What a insignificant little fuck you are.

[coolguy569]

lol..roid rage.

[Sec1Fan]

Nightmare, you're the man, you won a state championship! Nothing in life could ever get any better right? All the people who didn't win are insignificant. Go you!

Do something real with you're life you hick.

[Nightmare005]

I'm sorry to offend you, Mr. epitome of human achievement. What is it that you have done which eclipses my 4 years of suffering, striving to achieve the highest honor in my field of expertise? Have you ever experienced the the incredible relief and satisfaction the accompanies achieving what you put your heart and soul in for countless hours? No, most likely not. Go get laid and don't poke your ugly ass nose where it doesn't belong. Thanks bitch.

[Sec1Fan]

Yes I have "achieved the highest honor in my field of expertise" in academics. Full scholarship to my dream school and valedictorian of my class. And when it comes to getting laid, women tend to like success and men with futures more than washed up football players who live in the past, reminiscing about their state championship.

[michaeljh29]

wow I feel sorry for you. Where does all the hate come from?

[Sec1Fan]

I got cut from the football team and I'm bitter....

[Nightmare005]

Haha ok dude. No one is that credulous to believe you and your idiotic "achievements" you posted in a video comment, but i'm going to go ahead and be the bigger man here. You win. Congratulations :) enjoy this superficial victory, but remember this: Peoples goals are personal, intimate, and you're in no position to belittle them. Now leave this alone and go do something more productive.

[sk8291]

See i would agree to that statement if we were talking about middle aged men, which it seems you are. Unfortunately, the championship was won last year, meaning that the guy is still in high school, probably enjoying it much more than yourself. I'd like to think that you, being the valedictorian of your class and earning a free education at your "dream school" (Which is really not extremely impressive in the SEC), would be able to put together a more formidable argument.

[vstexas09]

north shore beat katy...so suck it...

[Spenc81089]

katy won state? suck it

[TEXASF00TBALL]

KATY #1 baby i Go to WESTMO i play football A-team corner 8th grade

[cheat2wineg123]

u probably suck

[cloudglider]

Katy was great last year, not so great this year...so far anyway.

[themaniac105]

lol when he talks about the cheerleaders

[justchillian]

HAHA borat loves the state champions!!!

[Axe570]

Woot...go seven lakes!

[Axe570]

>.>

[snaperdoodle]

7 lakes sux

[KTQT07]

thats my skool GO KJH!

[Dark15Light]

Go MORTAN RANCH MAVERICKS lol

[onkysago]

lol i have to go to taylor but i always have to practice baseball right next to that football field. lol its weird he came to katy i wish i was at the field when he came

[bleedingxxaurora]

haha, i've been there before

[TEX1800]

Thats fucking awesome man...Ive played football on that feild

[suics]

lol i go to mayde creek high... are football team is just a bad joke...

[2scarface2]

thats my school kjh the katy tigers are the best

[sherpopple]

this is my school

[schmelkus]

This could be funnier. Katy sucks much less than what?

[grant0299]

katy sucks much less anything on I10

[PoptartsG35]

i graduated from katy C/O 05. i think they were filming this at Katy junior high though cuz those fields are not at KHS

[Spenc81089]

yes it was at kjh

[MrFaldyn]

i go to taylor high school...katy is my rival

[2scarface2]

fuck taylor

[mab8mn]

i went to Taylor too. Nice screen name btw

[Clorow]

I thought Cinco and Taylor were rivals. Then again, Seven Lakes thinks they're Cinco's rival.

[SHITINxBRICKSx]

@Clorow yeh i go to seven and we do think that cinco is our rival but cinco thinks katy is their rival... so i guess seven will have an actual rival when wood creek highschool opens up

[Clorow]

@SHITINxBRICKSx But Cinco thinks Taylor is their rival. Either Katy ISD rivalry is pretty fucked up, or I'm missing something.

[macdaddy5581]

i Graduated from Katy High School.. C/O 99

[EveningMusuko]

HAHAHAHA!!!! I know where that school is! This is awesome!