My Twilight Review

[vonnyyay]

i got lost on the harry potter movies...sooo uh yea i needed to read them i had to ask my cousin to explain to me what was happening because she read the book. so maybe you should have read it?

[theguardianreturns]

@vonnyyay - You are commenting on a 3 year old video. I haven't even thought about twilight since then.

[vonnyyay]

@theguardianreturns hey well atleast people are still viewing you vid :)

[drahen1000]

what the helll

[NerrissCullen]

omg i reeelllyyy agree with u, but the books r wayyy bettteerr, i think that u shuld read them, i want 2 hear ur review :)

[prettyxx100]

fuck u u fuckin shit!!!!! fuckin bastard shit head!!!!!!!! u dont even know what twilight is about!!!

[theguardianreturns]

@prettyxx100 - Welll your intitled to your opinion and i'm entitled to mine. I do realize that you feel like an attack at twilight is a personal attack at you I can assure you it's not.. Now "cussing" me out will get you nowhere and being angry will do you less. Now if you would like to have a intelligent debate about it. I'm fine with that. Tell me what you like about about it show your side of the argument. Your allowed to do that you know. Instead of making your self sound like a barbaric ass

[prettyxx100]

@theguardianreturns im not going to watse my time on you !!! you ASSHOLE

[theguardianreturns]

@prettyxx100 - Fair enough that's your propagative

[aXeLbEn12]

@prettyxx100 well, twilight sucks...BIG TIME!!! the guy on the video is just saying the truth. can't handle the truth??? then f*ck off here!!! dumb people like you are the reason why twilight is being mocked regularly aside from poor plot (if you call that a plot) ,no moral values, poor characters, etc(in short, EPIC FAIL book/movie). my advise to you? just keep on posting these kinds of comments...so that literate people can pawn you...hahaha ;)

to guardianreturns: nice review dude! ;)

[MunkyDrag0n]

It DOES sound like a bad date rape movie! Th actors needed a lot of makeup and stage darkening to hide their blushing faces.

[cooldude1234333]

the moment u said the half a brain thing is when i suscribed because i said tht too i was like couldnt anybody else figure tht out like obvious as shyt

[daisyhinojosa23]

cheesy acting

cheesy dialogue

unreal romance

unexplained moody characters

no real conflict

no lesson to be learned

no point whatsoever

Twilight sucks. Book and movie.

[linkszxx]

the 3rd movie was(no joke) the worst movie i have ever seen...and ive seen alot of BAD! movies

[njiemjitpolchai]

thank you somebody who understands me this movie was bull shit!

[strangereveryday]

that boy is pmsing/ will someone get him some midol

a good 30 mon should have been cut

[murasakinoryuu]

THANKYOU FOR PUTTING MY OPINION INTO WORDS!!!!!!

First thing, the book was a lot better than the movie. Infact, I was actually becoming a twilight freak while I was reading the book. But that's because I'm a girl.

Then I went to go see the movie.

All respect for twilight went DOWN HILL. I hated the acting, especially from Bella. She didn't have any emotion, but I'm not going to go into it because you have already explained it in your video.

I don't understand WHY people love the movie

[smackie12]

i don't even know what you were talking about the whole time

[Fatmanrolling38]

this movies only fans are fangirls and thats it.

[hapibth0pel3ss]

No offense or anything but sometimes a director doesn't always fill in the gaps, that why people tell others to read the books first. Cause sometimes the director will leave important information out or go a different route, thats what they did in one of the twilight movies..i think it was new moon but i cant remember what they change..not really sure. Anyway the books are a lot better, the movie was okay- however the acting was extremely awkward in some scenes.

[LipsOfALovelyGirl]

i see what u mean, i wish they had done better cuz the books are good and it makes them look bad :( , still team Carlisle though!! :D

[Zutara795]

You have beautiful hands

[gihekor]

Agree this movie make me fell asleep in the cinema

[The1337guy1]

YEs yes yes yes yes yes YESSSSS! Finally someone gets it. Thank you for this.

[PowerPlusProductions]

this is my review of twilight: FAIL lol

[Bandslam10]

noooo hsm is better haha

[Zlara567]

You have a "Halo" poster

[damnhot]

I wanna kill all twilight fans

[wolferean1production]

half the girls in my school like that movie, when i is extremly crapy. plus my cousin was in the second one

[Jbob98theoriginal]

(im on my brothers profile) im not a fangirl. the books were ok, the movie was ASS (i havn't cn te 2nd movie), edward is NOT hot, bella is a terable actor. end of story.

[MakeupbyJessica100]

I Agree With The Reading In The Book and THe Director. But He Is Not Doing The Last One (Breaking Dawn) And Bella Is in her Teens

[SHEMEANzEVRyTHANG2ME]

The second movie was like Watching Lady gaga get on abortion.

Thank GOD for movies like Avatar that put an end to porn for kids they sell these days

[lizzielonglegs]

Haha. I got that with the funny bits. I started laughing at the point where Edward started talking about heroin.

Tampon comment made me laugh mucho.

[AngelicSquid]

It is a good thing you didnt read the book cause then you would realize how much they left out. I mean, the whole movie was just Edward and Bella ONLY versus the book that talked way more about the characters and they story. Nothing makes me rage more then a movie who leaves out almost everything in the book.

[fobrocks911]

haha i love this i hated the movies but love the books no im not a fangirl thank you very much :D

[agentheroes89]

twilight means=SHIT

[alaza]

im glad i wasnt the only one who went crazy over the amount of sighs and tuts

[Helsinki666]

I have to agree with everything you had to say in this video. Her books are awful. I am sorry, but they are. It's crap. That's my opinion, and it will never change. I have seen the movie, not read the book, and I have NO desire to read the books. I have heard too many negative reviews. The actors they cast were shitty, too.

[blasabb]

One of the best reviews i´ve seen about this type of movie, man!

Totally agree with you. It was two hours of torture. And worst of all: They kicked the REAL vampires in the balls

[xxoxmyself]

What really pissed me off about this movie was the sparkle scene. I mean COME ON. I love a good vampire movie, but no Fucking Vampire in the history of Vampire movies FUCKING SPARKLES IN DAYLIGHT!!!

[blondEmoClub]

THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLAH! - Oh Edward...classic gay vampire man, classic.

[Stitchpuppy01]

you know what's funny? You didn't miss a goddamnn thing from the book.

[firekight97]

i think twilight is a big piece of shit aswell

[simpleJb]

i agree the acting is awkward and makes u cringe. and honestly from reading the books, which annoyingly i enjoyed and now absolutely hate. Bella is the most selfish person ever! she complains and moans about everything,she's stupid and has no personality.

[crazyvids29]

cmon people can you see that this movie just totaly suck mager asshole umm yahh it was like the most gay emo movie i ever seen but yahh 0/10 on the movie 10/10 on the vidio

[Naturepheonix]

It was total shit except for the werewolf's.

Which was pretty cool.

[shadowraven12]

they fucked up the werewolfs. a werewolf can't change into a wolf at will. hell, they can't even change into a god damned wolf! they turn into wolfmen! not wolfs!

[Naturepheonix]

I agree, but overall the idea was not too bad about the wolfs. You should read some answers off yahoo answers about werewolf's, the scientific stuff is hilarious!

something about a man turning into a wolf (where the human skull has to shrink to a wolf's cranium) then it says when you turn back to a man, you'll suffer from retardation since your brain is fucked up. XD

[xxoxmyself]

Actually, I thought that the so called Werewolves in the film looked more like oversize dogs.

p.s the movie sucked major ass...Major ass

[welme23]

my reaction to the trailer was.

So people transform into puppies.

I was laughing when I saw that socalled werewolf

[Komitet300]

Cmon, they sparkle :)))) Great movie for emo kids.

[dimondskulls]

all is true

[vegansquared]

Hahaha! This guy has herpes! Look at his bottom lip.

[SilentSolLeks]

ha ha Edward is a vampire on mydol,

You took a bullet for humanity and I applaud you for that.

[juggernautxxx42]

You sir are my new hero, 5:10 - 5:19 was my favorite part. I am sorry you had to suffer threw that monstrosity of a film. 5 out of 5

[l2wentythre3l]

I couldn't agree More.

[zocurtis]

Great review. Probably the realest one on the net.

[GABYINCUBUSMcCARTNEY]

Exactly!!!!!!! That's it!! Twilight is High School Musical with "vampires" ( I don't consider Twilight vampires as vampires)

They shoul've hired Zac Efron and all the others for this HAHA.

[Darckner89]

i haven't even seen this film and i already hate it. vampires in broad daylight? with no fangs!? what a disgrace!! it's the same as taking away wolverine's claws! as far as i'm concerned, twilight raped vampires and there lore!

[Banjokazooiemaster]

Suck my asshole.

The book is ALWAYS better than the book. Read it.

[theguardianreturns]

Well I do wonder how the BOOK is always better than the BOOK. Quite the paradox there skipper.

Please before you comment on my videos do a grammar and spell check.

And No I will not suck the asshole you finger...

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Unless you give me a quarter.

[Banjokazooiemaster]

Sorry, I didn't know you were prone to strokes because of errors.

No quarter.

[elronman]

shit a whole quarter

[2AProductions]

AHAHAHAHAHA! way to tell that dumbass off.

[MaffiasoJd]

the book is always better then the book?

that makes alot of sense...

[tunawrangler1]

@Banjokazooiemaster the book is always better than the book? the book is better than its own being?

[neostriker1991]

dude ur my hero on this rivew u rule

[CoffeyClan]

I do agree with most everything that you said, but I am easily entertain when it comes to movies, so i actually liked it

[arshaneyt]

more reviews please

I'm subscribing

[arshaneyt]

I agree

[McCoy196]

I couldn't agree more. I was actually amused when Robert Pattinson played in Harry Potter... why? Because he died.

Anyway. I don't see what the craze about this is. It's gotten out of hand and Edward is clearly a douche bag. I mean, seriously, what's his problem?! And vampires that sparkle in sunlight? Come on... that is the gayest thing I've ever heard of. And Edward is pretty much a pedophile. Hundreds of years old... and with a 17 year old.

Vampires were cool until Edward Cullen came around.

[Joannazzzx]

i do SOO AGREE!!!!!!

[lovelylizzie333]

Nice review.

I totally understand where you are coming from. I bought the film, after my friends pressured me to see and read twilight. It was only after the film, I decided that it was necessary to read the books.

I'm not telling you to read the books, i'm just aqreeing with your point that the director made the film as if you read the books.

I would love to hear your opinion on New Moon, especially as it has a new director. It looks a LOT better than Twilight.

But still, I love it.

[RoseRecording]

dude i reade the books and was obsessed with them, I totally agree.

[heikyiii]

nice review of twilight

o well im a twilight fan but i just have to totally agree with u that twilight the movie was SUCK!that's exactly what i thought after i watched the movie.i just hope chris weiz wouldnt disappoint me for new moon

[NikitaHunt]

btw, my boyfreiend thinks that if he is so tempted to eat her, she should start saving her meds after each cycle and he should'nt be tempted anymore. my boyfriend makes a good point because the endometrium gives nutrients to the babies, so why cant it do so for edward! that way he can be even more kind and not kill animals

[NikitaHunt]

im half way through the book, the only reason i started reading it was only because of the hype. i dont want to read iot anymore because i dont find it at all interesting..maybe im the only girl in the world who thinks this. first of all..this is what i got... the only reason she loves him is because he is hot and the only reason he loves her is because she is "Differnt" which i dont see at all she is just a mysery guts!

[InvaderBecky]

you make good points, the book I found was good, but the movie blech.

[CEApizzales]

I totally agree the director shouldn't think you know what she/ he is talking about. And also that Bella is so depresed. Yes and a lot of huhs. And I know the only relationship i saw too is by Bella and her dad. This movie was really BAD!

[jakclarkstudios]

never seen the movie it looks crap and after 1 fucking year they brought out a part 2 !!!!! its gona be shit

[buffman6947]

Additionally, the old native man who is disabled and has to utilize a wheel chair, is driving the truck? in the scene where they pass by edward. Does anyone want to explain that cockbite bullshit to me?

[FqknFreshKid]

new moon is going to be very diffrent look at the extended new moon tralier during the vma's, its great!!!

btw it was a low budget movie so thats why it sucked...give them a break

[LPTR93]

I'm a fan of the books, but you have a very good point and I agree the movie really was awful.

And what you said about "for directors dont assume your audience has read the book and know what your talking about" You're totaly right, I think this movie would've been better with a different director, nothing was really explained in the movie and to be honest it was pretty boring imo....

But nice review,all of what you said made sense and it was true,:)

[haymaker710]

...and then Buffy staked Edward. The End

[soccerstar5930]

HA HA HA!!! great impression of when Bella was like "no you can't leave me!" lol me and my brother laugh so hard at that part...well we never watched it together but we both think that part is hilarious.

But yeah I agree with everything you said lol. And I really think your right about the whole "the director should NOT assume you know whats going on"

[AMFKevin]

hahah i was expecting this to be a PRAISE TWILIGHT REVIEW!!!! but you had a really good opinion on this movie. kick ass 5 stars

[357617]

I have to agree, that if you haven't read the book, this movie would totally suck. Having read the book and being a big fan, I really liked the movie, but I think Robert Pattinson is SO not right for the part of Edward Cullen.

But, I have to disagree with you about the Cullen's make-up. They're supposed to not fit in at all, as Bella comments to herself in one of the sequels. Because really, if you saw one of them, even if you did think they were vampires, would you honestly tell someone?

[theguardianreturns]

I just think that in terms of the make-up, it doesn't make any sense if they are trying to keep a low profile yet look like cancer patents or something. I dunno but that goes into the story and not the movie.

[theguardianreturns]

@theguardianreturns - PS: in light of several comments from non twilight loving fans, I do appreciate the fact that you are laying out logical arguments, while I don't agree with it I understand where it is coming from and it's all fine by me :)

[kanihs]

amen--the movie suck- I was focus to watch it.

[elitecrank617]

what you said made perfect sense twilight was the worst movie ever charactershad no emotion the fight scenes sucked the characterssaid the dumbest things and bella was the worst pro-tagonist ever i forced my self to watch this movie there is so much more about this movie i hate there was nothing good about this movie

[patty1947]

i read the books and love them. i love the movie also, but you do have some very good points.

[590275502]

HALO FAN THUMBS UP DUDE!

[cena0224]

I HATE TWILIGHT! i think it is the worst thing to write about a vamp that isnt even really a vamp!

[OxFairyDustxO]

id like to see you act

[kazetehskylord]

Even worse than Bionicle! How's that even possible???

[TmSwyer]

The book was a million times worse.

[inmemoryofmango]

haha your like a 20 year old guy talking about a girly girl teenage movie! of course your not going to like it.

no straight 20 year old guy should be watching twilight in the first place

[BoredBalletChick]

hahaha

[theguardianreturns]

There have been a lot of reviews fangirling over it, so I wanted to give an informative review and tell you what worked and didn't. And 6 months ago it didn't work, and it probably still doesn't now.

But you are correct this movie isn't targed to me AT ALL

[SpectralViral]

@theguardianreturns I find even more a paradox that you were not even the target of the movie, but neither the fangirls. Umm... Meyer said that she does not have an audience. So even if you were not a target for this movie, it apparently seems that Meyer had no target, yet he struck it rich; hitting a fan's eye.

[1kah1]

haha thats what i was thinking

[BriannaNLC]

@inmemoryofmango

Just becasue he isn't part of Twilight's target audience that doesn't mean he can't review it. I'm a teenager and a girl and I hate the movies and the books.

[jenna3150]

Haa, I totally agree with you... And I read all the books.

[dreamgirldanny]

lol i was thinking same things after i saw the movie!!! =) though i was kinda fascinated and i loved the soundtracks, anyway after watching it i've read the book so it impressed me in some way. and after reading a book i actually liked the movie

[Jeffreyk0125]

Beautifully said, your a great critic

[emlovesthebeatles]

Bella doesn't suffer from anything, she's just pretentious :)

[loisbabee]

as much as i love Twilight, i agree with you on every comment you made. I didn't realize the things you talk about in this video until i watched it. I agree with you completely on the acting part and everything else, but then again i think this movie has good points (:

good job :] x

[BoredBalletChick]

they left soo soo much out in this movie and they switched a lot of things around which i know theyre not going to make it exactly the same but at least put in the important parts like the blood typing part but i did enjoy this movie

[ThatRunescaper]

omfg,i went on rotten tomatoes and guess what i saw,The twilight saga:eclipse(robert patterson,kristen stewart).......2010.....get ready for a shit load of garbage,next year....

[OnlyHighWhenDriving]

Couldn't have said it any better. Twilight isn't a movie, or a book.. It's a fad. It's a sad pathetic fad...

[sasuke0cosplayer]

lol nice review big brother!

me and kitty r gonna rent it just to see whats up with it. =P

[VolumeCenter]

Nice. You hit every point. All the flaws of the filme you slamed dead on. 5 out of 5. Good job:)

[himherandit]

you suck the movie was awesome.

READ THE BOOK

[Rei328]

Twilight is a horrible sack of thirteen year old shit fan fiction.

[theguardianreturns]

Well that's a...nice way of putting it I guess.

I'm just waiting for the twilight fans to show up and this to light up into some kinda flame board...

[ThatRunescaper]

twilight sucks,i saw it and right after it i said yeah not bad,then i realised how fucked it was and how it is a teenie-bopper

[mesingingbear]

OMG U READ MY MIND!!!

i mean i still like the books

(not the last one...) but the movie!? NO!!

amazing review!

[twilight12122008]

Totally agree with you. The director and the script sucks, granted they had small budget. It just looked so unprofessionally done.

[theguardianreturns]

Well you can make a good movie on a small budget, they had 20 million dollars to work with...most of it went to the actors. Robert Pattinson or whatever his name. OVER RATED! just a pretty face.

[MUNDOM316]

holy shit thank you! i remember i saw blood sport at home then later that night i saw this piece of shit movie and i felt like such a bitch cuz i saw such a manly movie in the morning then i see fucking twilight, i mean i guess it was aight but i dont think it was as good as people made it out to seem, it was over rated in my opinion

[dolanman]

Amen.

You did a great job.

Keep up the good work.

[rikku62645]

i agree with you totally. you're like the only person i have found that actually has the same attitude toward the movie as me. everyone i know is blindly in love with it.

[theguardianreturns]

Awesome i'm glad you think so, I looked at it as a movie and it was flawed. Very flawed

[yourstupidd]

everyone freakin loves her !

lmao

i loved the books so much i hate when i agree with the bad reviews of the moviee.

[jordieweeds]

man a quick little review its 7 minutes

just kidding I totally agree you seem to know your movies very well

if anybody wants to see a good vampire movie then watch the lost boys 1. 2 is weak

[dannymixboy]

thank you dude,the shityest vampire movie ever I didn`t see it and I`m glad I will never see it if you got any other movie reviews dude I`d like to see them, this movie is just a chick flick not a vampire movie, atlest not a good one

[theguardianreturns]

i'll start posting more probably later on, when i see movies i'll start reviewing them on here as well as on my show.

[braden767]

the directing was awful, their were so many flaws in the movie that werent in the book, therefore the screenplay was horribly written. this movie was very bad.

[theguardianreturns]

Ding Ding thank you sir very well put.

[AoDiHostile]

lol i was expecting "omfg this movie was teh shit"

then you said it sucked i lol'd

im glad i didn't have to see it, i was gonna see it with my gf since she was forcing me to go then we broke up like 2 weeks ago so thank teh lord.