Would the fact that they implied a jury of twelve's decision was hampered by the lack of penal facilities in the county be in any way related to dumb dumbness?
^Pressed tab and enter instead of caps and enter, anyway- 1:47 WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE DAMN GAFFLE, THIS VIDEO MAKES NO SENSE. Especially the incorrect grammar and the cheesie video...
Here's a hint. If your town is desperate for a prison... you should probably move. I don't live in a particularly upscale neighborhood, but I'm fairly certain we'd try to get a rendering plant over a prison.
I can't seem to comprehend the creative process in the 1980's. KILL FAGGOT NIGGER FAGGOT FAGGIIT DIE FAGGIT NIGGER FAGGIT HOLE JONES BEAVIS SLOP CUP (last part of comment was submitted for "audio preview" button usage lulz)
Goddamn, that cop Willie is fucking badass with that guitar music and club, don't mess with that muthafuckah. But I'm surprised they haven't destroyed every copy of this abomination.
He was briefly in the Wu-Tang Clan under the stage name Ol' Dirty Mayor until his hip hop career was cut short when he was gunned down outside the local K-Mart in a dispute over a diss track he put out about Farmer McCoy's prize hog.
Oh Fuck....I didn't think about that. At first, I want to say no, because they are too shitty to find mates, then I realize, they just found mates as shitty as they are, to have a multiplication effect of shitiness.
that mustve been a shithole town to want a prison
KojachBaumherr 1 year ago
Would the fact that they implied a jury of twelve's decision was hampered by the lack of penal facilities in the county be in any way related to dumb dumbness?
pastrychef1985 1 year ago
the beginning I feel sad for that guy
Shinzu92 1 year ago
IS WE ISSAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA BPOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BLAM
wickjamesgtar 1 year ago
"My second name's Thompson..just like you."
My second name isn't Thomas.
Anyone else?
nervosa00 1 year ago 2
@nervosa00 do you think maybe he is implying that everyone in that town is inbred?
dw053408 1 year ago
The lyricism and rhyme scheme baffle me.
And make me want to kill myself.
DefWish 2 years ago
fucking awesome
semoserjr 2 years ago 2
imagine how long it took to get the chorus right
hellokitty90000 2 years ago
They should realize the whole town of Flora is a prison and shut the fuck up.
GloriousDemon 2 years ago
1:11 is the best part of the entire video. Not that it takes very much to achieve this.
Sage3x0 2 years ago
1:47 W
W11BO1 2 years ago
^Pressed tab and enter instead of caps and enter, anyway- 1:47 WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE DAMN GAFFLE, THIS VIDEO MAKES NO SENSE. Especially the incorrect grammar and the cheesie video...
W11BO1 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
just watch it, nobody cares what you think
vishusmartishus 2 years ago
I finally understand where all your anger comes from.
flamabacon 2 years ago
those sax solos sound strangely out of place
MFRedeemerp2 2 years ago
lmfao.
lollipopxlola 2 years ago
Comment removed
tomcat462 2 years ago
incorrect grammar is cool these days
The Way I Are
SmuttyTheLion 2 years ago
Is this from some 80's comedy show or something?
This is still a lot more intelligent than most rap songs.
alexfanx 2 years ago
@alexfanx haha what stupendously ignorant statement
proveyouwrong02 2 years ago
stupid ass old hicks that can't speak english properly.
livingfortoday21 2 years ago
That was the cheesiest thing i've ever seen. I love it!
mrpockets730 2 years ago 2
All Caucasians should be enslaved and treated like animals.
19TSEliot48 2 years ago 8
this is all wrong. what they truly need is a mental hospital.
dradef 2 years ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
Haha nice! We featured your video on our channel today, so come check it out!
POPTUB 2 years ago
Moo?
MadamFoogie 3 years ago
My town has a prison and shit totally rocks!!!
DundrHed 3 years ago 5
31 seconds mayor charlie picks up a phone backwards.
halflife230 3 years ago
This rap puts the ILL in Illinois.
eight6sevenfive3oh9 3 years ago 11
Flora, IL is the hometown of white rap!
I to tha muthafucking L!
Dkostuj 3 years ago
that's one terrible sax solo @ 1:40
Josephdorf03 3 years ago
w....what?
razorcloud 3 years ago
i never get tired of this shitshow, seth.
badbeginnings 3 years ago
OMFG I lost it when the cop came out
Schwartzhund 3 years ago
o_o Yeah...I think I'll stay in Chicago.
FoxyMamaRox 3 years ago
1:19 - 1:23... epic... holy shit
Grill369 3 years ago
What is with "Ed who sings the prison song"? Is he just some guy who lives in a bus?
suspect485 3 years ago
This reminds me of how bad rural small towns in America suck.
rockdude492 3 years ago 3
Hey! I like it here in Flora.
EvilGenius200 3 years ago
I really hope we revert back to skin tight police uniforms and wooden billy clubs...sassy
QV5140oz 3 years ago
is we is or is we isnt, gonna get our selves a WHAT? i hav no idear what they sed
stewie121579 3 years ago
Does anyone know if they ever got a prison?
kodokwai 3 years ago
nope. i lived there 21 years. they could've used a prison though...all the meth heads and skanks that had to be taken far away from their hometown...
brucebrown50 3 years ago
Is we is or is we isn't
Gumbo550 3 years ago
Here's a hint. If your town is desperate for a prison... you should probably move. I don't live in a particularly upscale neighborhood, but I'm fairly certain we'd try to get a rendering plant over a prison.
particle409 3 years ago 2
I can't seem to comprehend the creative process in the 1980's. KILL FAGGOT NIGGER FAGGOT FAGGIIT DIE FAGGIT NIGGER FAGGIT HOLE JONES BEAVIS SLOP CUP (last part of comment was submitted for "audio preview" button usage lulz)
kodokwai 3 years ago
This video reached it's peak at 0:09. It was all down hill from there.
PuppySandwiches 3 years ago
I'm so fucking glad I live in Canada right now.
AnneGunter 3 years ago
i'm also glad you live in canada...
aaron67w 3 years ago 6
"I'm Sarah Palin, and I approve this message."
iwomartin 3 years ago 2
and plus it was for the jobs
Spazziebritt91 3 years ago
HA!!! i cant believe ive lived here all my life and never knew about this WOW...
and yet we still dont have a fucking prison
Spazziebritt91 3 years ago
I wonder why a town is so desperate to get a prison that would probably be filled with rapists and killers built in their backyard.
kain1384 3 years ago
Jobs.
PuppySandwiches 3 years ago
What does Steve Jobs have to do with any of this!?
kain1384 3 years ago
You haven't heard of the iPrison?
PuppySandwiches 3 years ago 4
because that's a step up from the methed out psychos that are already there.
brucebrown50 3 years ago 2
Gee whiz all they want is a prison..
SouthBendKE 3 years ago
yo the throwback production on this track is HOT
yahdudenoway 3 years ago
The Village People's come back video.
SouthBendKE 3 years ago
I just noticed the cow at the end is mooing "is we?"
BilliamSA 3 years ago 3
Which cow?
kain1384 3 years ago
holy shit that's hilarious
brucebrown50 3 years ago
Goddamn, that cop Willie is fucking badass with that guitar music and club, don't mess with that muthafuckah. But I'm surprised they haven't destroyed every copy of this abomination.
kain1384 3 years ago
this town provides hope to all of our prison-less hometowns, God Speed
TreesOfBaylor 3 years ago 2
This a good video.
thepdw 3 years ago
I wish my hometown would make a rap about getting rid of all the car dealerships we have.
tehDman 3 years ago
Jeez, I guess that mayor wasn't elected for his sense of rhythm.
Zetapimpkin 3 years ago 2
He was briefly in the Wu-Tang Clan under the stage name Ol' Dirty Mayor until his hip hop career was cut short when he was gunned down outside the local K-Mart in a dispute over a diss track he put out about Farmer McCoy's prize hog.
AwfulVision 3 years ago 7
I knew he looked familiar.
And call me crazy, but is that a clean-shaven George Lucas doing the sound mixing?
Boonehams 3 years ago 2
@AwfulVision please have sex with me
callitacomeb10106 1 year ago
Something Awful happened here
Nogeri 3 years ago 5
Unreleased Simcity 2000 petitioner FMV lindsey lohan naked futurama.avi
gthreek 3 years ago
They're trying to build a prison
They're trying to build a prison
They're trying to build a prison
They're trying to build a prison
For you and me to live in
SpaceG 3 years ago 2
Move over Superbowl Shuffle!
Boonehams 3 years ago
oh man, this may be the greatest thing ever. better than jesus. Either that or this is utter shit
f05h1zzl3 3 years ago
Say what you will, but this video is fucking awesome.
ken131 3 years ago
ALL WE WANT SA PRISON
runeman00 3 years ago 2
Nice to see that Kip from Napoleon Dynamite found a career path in journalism.
evenmorebetter 3 years ago
o man
tdarst 3 years ago
What year is this from?
undisputedgreatest 3 years ago
1986 or 87, which means I was 2 or 3. Which is exactly the age range one would have to be to be entertained by this mess.
AwfulVision 3 years ago
Well, you should at least be able to take solace in that everyone involved in this is dead or almost dead.
undisputedgreatest 3 years ago
But did they die before they bred? That's the important question.
EdwardHyena 3 years ago
Oh Fuck....I didn't think about that. At first, I want to say no, because they are too shitty to find mates, then I realize, they just found mates as shitty as they are, to have a multiplication effect of shitiness.
undisputedgreatest 3 years ago
My dying city sold their dignity to turn into a penal colony as well.
BilliamSA 3 years ago
in reality they all live in redneck meth infused prison trialerpark
sacrificaltotem 3 years ago
Well, "Bill the Probation Boss", um... you miserably failed at getting your point across. You happy?
wardlemike 3 years ago
sadly this is better than most hip hop in 2008
leidheiser6 3 years ago 4
not just 2008. fuck hip hop.
supahypasonic 3 years ago
Is you is or is you ain't my baby?
VCBee042 3 years ago
shit
thats gayer than aids
XD
xXxBleedingAsylumxXx 3 years ago
I saw this on America's Funniest Videos when I was like 7 and even then I knew that this was one of the shittiest things I would ever see.
Rubymaan 3 years ago 2
what fuck
kriechers 3 years ago
what
esteliox 3 years ago
lol
LauraChinelle 3 years ago
Well, did you did or did you didn't get yourselves a prison?
RonaldMacK 3 years ago 3
lol!
LauraChinelle 3 years ago
Presumably this happened not long after the town discovered Casio keyboards
gthreek 3 years ago
is this is or is this isn't awesome, it most definitely is we is
MagikGimp 3 years ago
The dancing cop, swinging his billy club made me lol.
Boognish187 3 years ago
I have no idea where to start with this one.
taw014 3 years ago 3
Why the hell would anyone want to live near a prison?
posthumanfetus 3 years ago 3
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
AJ78910 3 years ago 8
WTF is that behind Jack The Press? A combination boom box and gigantic camera?
newwavewitch 3 years ago
Well it sure the hell isn't his self-esteem; it's wayyyyy too big to be that.
AwfulVision 3 years ago
I assume it dispenses drugs. If not, I have no idea how this video was made.
ZachRost 3 years ago
That video made me so horny.
ZachRost 3 years ago 2
This makes "Rappin' Rodney" look like "The Message".
This week on COPS: THEY GET DOWN! ONLY ON FOX.
SamuraiFoochs 3 years ago 3
If the cops danced like that in my town, i don't think getting a ticket would be so bad.
ThePoopsmith5387 3 years ago 4
Why would you want a prison? There's nothing fun about a prison.
Nimnoms 3 years ago 2
Not according to this!
Secretservicedentist 3 years ago
It boogles my mind. It's like they're proud of the fact they are flowing with crime.
Nimnoms 3 years ago 2
Well, if I was flowing with crime, I'd be proud. I'd be like some kind of...Smooth Criminal.
Secretservicedentist 3 years ago
If there is a god, please destroy the earth...
SomethingAwfulYT 3 years ago 2
Is we is or is we ain't?
Gonna sniff ourselves some paint.
pinpalsburnsy 3 years ago 5