Dorkly Bits: The Diablo Townspeople Should Move

[DreamGTS]

.."i will do no such thing" line vs the " no no no not like this" line from the yoshi/ birdo skit for oscar nomination...

[1jtwister]

i love the voice that sounds like bill clinton doing a sean connery impersonation!

[jjbros64]

I have to pee!!  LOL

[sithass]

What game is this you ask children?! It is Satan incarnate from a time way before you were born.

[tythefrog23]

what game is this?

[sith00]

@tythefrog23 star wars battlefront

[vinicius401]

@tythefrog23 Silent Hill

[R4Akai]

anyone else hates grisword?

killed him each time bevor i moved on in D2

[pitbull216ify]

is that josh ruben?

[Mooneyman14]

what game is this

[nightofraven]

@Mooneyman14 game name Diablo

[musiceditorguy]

"Yes, it would be much easier for the rest of us, if you just fought your way through hell, and killed the devil for us." XD

[TriggerManX97]

How about we take the town and push it 3 miles away from hell

[CxC2007]

I love this Video Game !

[mm1487]

Where is the WITCH ADRIA...

[GenoJavi]

Thank u for uploading this I played this game when I was little on the pc but I never knew wat it was called and now I do and ima bout to download it

[estebanquesada87]

"But I really like this fountain" EPIC!! =D

[FMJInertia]

Does anyone else notice the angry face on the fountain?

[Andr286]

Hey, if Dorkly Bits made parodies of Blizzard games such as Diablo and Starcraft, there's no doubt they'll make a parody of Warcraft the original one or Warcraft 2, either way should do it.

[ZetsubouGintama]

AND THATS WHY THE HERO TURN TO DIABLO HIMSELF!

[Thedrizzle404]

not only do they want to you go fight hell for them, they want to charge you gold for equipment you could use to do so.

they got what was coming to them. especially wirt.

[DragunovSVD98]

@Thedrizzle404 and its not cheap...

I really think those guys were A REAL HEROES

[Lilnugzz]

I'd have to find a new fountain to stand next too xD that killed me

[Mystic3517]

Farnum is the wisest of them all. :D

[sorriaejogue]

the farmer sounds like David Sedaris

[Amaterixen]

This could also work for Monster Hunter Tri. =P

[TheUnderservant]

1:23-1:35 epic foreshadowing

[bottlecapbill19]

This makes me want to install diablo now

[KuraMad2000]

Stay a while and listen....... excellent impersonation

[Gallardo130]

@TheFatimatinajero fuck you

[TheAshOfOurFriends]

Claaaassic Fahhhhnum...

[awesomedude192]

hmmm maplestory download or this, Maple this, Maple this... hmmm

[Atomicburster3145]

SO WE TAKE THE TOWN

AND PUSH IT

[yupiie]

what does farnham say in the end? can´t a ... pee in peace?

[badbatch78]

@yupiie Can't a fella pee in peace

[Bandiboy123]

HOORAY FOR FARNHAM!!!

[triplesevenadmin]

but... but... *hugs fountain* i wana stay

[SSJSonicguy]

LOL that looks like ganondorf in the blue robes

[Sunnybyoy]

@SSJSonicguy Thats Dekard Cain good sir. A classic character to the series.

[spinemelter2000]

Classic Fartam

[Alexiosbutcher]

There is no 3 miles safe zone from diablo!

Hail and sacrifice!

[DenyDenDenzel]

WE SHOULD TAKE TRISTRAM AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE

[asdrawr55]

@DenyDenDenzel Classic Patrick Star

[pyguy7]

"Hahaha Hahaha, It's a GIRAFFE!"

[ismajosh]

@DenyDenDenzel That...just might be crazy enough...TO GET US ALL KILLED!

[TheUnderservant]

make a warcraft one now

[vDanHD]

We should take bikini bottom.. and push it somewhere else.

[iammorganfreeman]

66,665 views 0_o

[runescape1sux]

Three miles over.... Farmville was invented

[Vanles25]

haha this is funny XD

[MrFlarepheonix]

i like how it references the story of the upcoming diablo 3

[sexypants86]

This was absolutely hilarious. Nicely done :)

[Ericzhanger]

i have too pee.....

[GoldenCrusader93]

wow

diablo town people are dicks

[animejunky2003]

what a bunch of dump ass villager's!!!

[Warhamsterxxx]

Hmmm... where's Wirt?

[AndreasZimmerman]

They need to do more Diablo parodies

[DizziChief]

who actually would like to see dorkly make a follow up to this XD

[hideHYDEimcoming]

claaaaaasic faahrnham,,,,

[TrueMotility28]

kill the devil for us haha

[learsterling]

LMAO just walke into hell and kill the devil so we dont have to move XD

[jwnlink1]

This is when you say "Aw! FucK it!" and go home

[d0z3rr]

Where's Wirt?

[Aechis]

Afterwards...

"So you like this fountain, huh? I'll make sure that you'll be seeing it, forever!

(to the demons) Ok guys, burn everything, but don't touch this fountain, get this goddamned horadrim inside that cage and then do whatever you like to the rest!

...Oh, and Griswold? You are a zombie."

[kardenalito]

jajajajaj funny ¡¡

[ReignlawXV]

They had this game on playstation, I wish they released another one on the console.

[FearM4]

Warrior : Josh

0:23 : Streeter

0:25 Pat

[rubenspgcavalcante]

Stay a while, and listen!

[GokoMk1]

whats tahta game?

[benallen555]

@GokoMk1 Diablo

[poopersooper123]

well that is a pretty sweet fountain...

[tetrazonian]

Cain wants to stay awhile... in Tristram :P

[CatNinji]

I have to pee :]

[6425gorda]

fuckin town's people,to lazy to move and forcing a guy to kill the devil,or he could just let them die. cause they are fucking assholes,no offence to the voice actors.

[BrawnX]

@6425gorda

Ain't they always?

[MARKLStudios]

Mr. Krabs: Now that was that idea of yours?

Everyone: PUUUUSH!!!!! PUUUUUSH!!!!!

[CanadianWolverine]

PS - Fuck Diablo 3

[zachattacknao]

That's vihart as the female voice!

[Ramonerdna]

I cant believe i forgot to read all the funny one liners in the video descriptions...o well i'll just have to go through all of them again

[P4r4k]

I HAVE TO PEEE

[CorusSasori]

DIABLO 1 , still the BEST game ever !

[llcoolljam]

He went to see the witch!!

[golddragon1123]

the old guy in the robes at the top talks like Sean Connary.

[CorusSasori]

@golddragon1123 No shit, thats how he sounds in the game idiot

[VincentTheWistful]

the text by the author of the video is funnier than the video itself

[RainbowMessiah44]

Hohoho Classic Farnum XD

[Alekkkkkkkkk]

Where's Wirt?

[papasmurf298]

no mames

[Ma7uS1]

Btw, the armor from the main char there.. is still the BEST design by far on any rpg game to the date!

[Ma7uS1]

EPIC XD

[magggie1]

damn NPC's

[TheSeanRules2]

It is a nice fountain...

[EvilToiletGuy]

lol swampy whas sitting at the fountain :3

[nouprajy]

'we will not do what farnam says' i've lived my life by these words, hasn't led me astray yet

[Pyromania37]

where the hell did 1:50 go?

[freedom20111]

good ol' Deckard Cain

[bugpakoo]

that's why i didnt play diablo :D

[jubbles23]

"DAMN YOU INSUFFERABLE PEOPLE! Fine. I'll battle Diablo for you, but when I'm inevitably corrupted by an evil hex or an ancient soulstone, I will return to this town, and burn it to the ground!"

And that's what we call, Fore-shadow-ing!

[FuenshiAenshi]

"And I need to find a new fountain to stand in front of"... What an excuse!!

[justwatching2008]

classic farrnom lol

[mirex951]

@dorkly Why does the girl at 1:12 sound like Vi Hart?

[LAHrebirth]

its funny because its true, bunch of dimwit villagers living under hell i mean wtf?

[5Qu1Z33r]

Give me Diablo 1 over, almost, every modern rpg, anyday!

[kenneth12345678910]

Claaaaaassic Farrnom, best part.

[kenneth12345678910]

Get everyone to watch dorklys >:[ he deserves the views

[pissedisme]

One of the best Dorkly Bits yet!

[ubahootahv3]

But I really like this fountain....



[fatdewd911]

I have to peeeeeeee

[TheShadowChesireCat]

"I think what Farnham is trying to say; is that the best solution is for YOU to fight Diablo, while the rest of us stand in front of huts."

Ah, classic Diablo.

[luisitojr1992]

he walks funny

[LongHairedFinley]

Epic Foreshadowing



[te5tdr1ver]

that girl has a really cute voice

[violink4swords]

if they move, they will probably be sucked into the Cow Level

[Vaelyth]

Oh Farnham, you're such a joker :P

[orangeapples]

how simple would games be if the NPCs actually cred about their lives.

[FirestoneX]

I've never played Diablo. But this explains it all to me.

[Aniblast]

I'm reminded intensely of Action League Now! with the characters moving abilities, the voices, and the dialogue. xD

[T1T0KH]

dorkly allways explains a lot to me about these games.

[AtticusMJ]

Oh so thats why he destoryed the town

[MrWheeleybird]

I will do no such thing!

[zero00tolerance]

thats people for u...u creams your heart out trying to wake up their minds and they think of u as a joke..so be it .. so be it..

[M3RCENARIE]

the blacksmith sounds like a jamaican scottsman mix

[celastik]

a cool game

zuny.minitroopers.es

[TheGreatIbbolia]

We should just take Bikini Bottom...and push it somewhere else!

[contendo64]

@TheGreatIbbolia you, are the best person in the whole world

[dragonballshipuden]

@TheGreatIbbolia PUSH! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

[KyutoAbridged]

@TheGreatIbbolia Did you know that the krusty krab is located in the bikini bottom.

think about it...

[MohEpa]

@TheGreatIbbolia PUUSSSHHH!!!

[Micronuub1]

@TheGreatIbbolia HAHAHA, XD

[blizzardmanful]

@TheGreatIbbolia LOLOLOLOL

[DarkVaati13]

@TheGreatIbbolia Yes then we PUSH IT BACK when he kills the devil

[NarwhalKlng]

@TheGreatIbbolia You good sir are epic...

[SnoopyRocks2424]

@TheGreatIbbolia That just might be crazy enough... TO GET US ALL KILL!!!!

[heartkiller1974]

@SnoopyRocks2424 ha ha ha ha ha! you and @TheGreatIbbolia are awesome!

[PIGIPIGISHOW]

@TheGreatIbbolia wow you number of thumbs up is creepy

[TheGreatIbbolia]

@PIGIPIGISHOW It hasn't even been a week. I'm over halfway to a thousand... What?

[PIGIPIGISHOW]

@TheGreatIbbolia lol I meant that yesterday it was 666

[darkoni12398]

OMG i hated deckard cain so much...stupid senile old man shut up and identify my useless axe!

[TheKungFuProductions]

Lazy townspeople.

[ThatGuyWhoFanDubs]

He walked the wrong way, the catacombs are the other direction.

[8Sigurd]

@ThatGuyWhoFanDubs

He is going to the witch for some potions.

[Flippy8D]

@ThatGuyWhoFanDubs He was most likely stocking up on scrolls of manashield at the witch's hut.

[deathman1021]

@ThatGuyWhoFanDubs thats cause he ditched them 

[adamtried]

@ThatGuyWhoFanDubs we was obviously abandoning them.

[defspeed11]

@ThatGuyWhoFanDubs Wow.... reeally

[planclops]

@ThatGuyWhoFanDubs He was taking the long way to the catacombs. :)

[RoughThief]

@ThatGuyWhoFanDubs Dude, you are such a NERD! Congratulations, though, a really sharp eye you got there.

[Sve567]

@PBarnett528 He didn't rage lol

[judgeofdchaos]

@ThatGuyWhoFanDubs Maybe he's going to a town portal

[Luks9106]

Great voice acting

[ImaGameProfessional]

dear god, now i cant wait for diablo 3 anymore! this is awesome and super accurate!

[JLMBfreafin]

Later, in Diablo II...

[jordanm06111]

Lol i still play this game. True fuckin Diablo fan ;)

[Daiug]

@dorkly is the female npc ViHeart? :3

[MathFC89]

Damn you, Griswold. Hate you in Hell.

[newyy1]

Yeah... NPCs are retarded.

[2Roles]

LOL

[chrisrcoop]

I love Farnam

[henry245]

*Insert SpongeBob reference*

[XLUpLoaderXL]

this was awesome! i loved diablo I&II , III is gonna suuuuuuuuck!

[JLMBfreafin]

@XLUpLoaderXL no it won't! You can make money out of it!

[testtube173]

i. love. you.

[GrandblueSkies]

lolz

[EtaYorius]

Hahahaha... and so he burn the town to ashes... kinda miss the warrior, he was cool as hell... he managed to contained Diablo for olmost a year untill he succumbed... shitty DiabloIII.

[xNoobixCubex]

I miss Diablo :/

[freedominweeks]

Thumbs up if you've seen this already because you actually go to the site

[Shaidon7]

Ohh.... this bring me back memories...

[dave19711998]

Classic typical rpg plot.  You must defeat the evil by yourself! Can't anyone help me? Errr! I have chickens to clean, or something like that

[EvilLordCanas]

Too many fucking 12 year olds around here who never played Diablo. Shame on you.

[InsideDating]

Oh Farnum