Christopher Walken's Three Little Pigs

[B1ackRayne]

He just goes to pigs houses and blows on em'..

[MrCommanderCamper]

Its NOVA

[holtmanlikesguitar]

Wolfie goes down the chimney wolfie burns. WOLFIE BURNS.

[rednick06]

Smart biggy- oink oink!

[KenlovesJ]

this man scares me. I feel like he's gonna kill me.

[Sephirothwolf]

Two words... "Bacon Butties"...

[sword13reaker]

lmao Christopher Walken would be the best primary school teacher ever! 2:50 LOL!!



[GuardadoIsMyName]

Are you watching this in 2012? U KNOW IT :P

[ThuhSimmons]

PORK, CITY!

[Kabivi]

Epic

[ffsf739]

Wolfie burns. He BURNS.

[horaciosi]

I don't get it. What's so funny about it?

[rumenthebest]

@horaciosi, if you have to aks that question, you might as well not bother.

[AmanoHybrid]

@horaciosi

Do you know who this man is? I'd push this guy for President if I was a citizen of the US but alas I'm stuck in Australia with friends that keep doing shitty impersonations of this epic individual.

[eartianwerewolf]

What is he wearing XDDD

[LWstephanie]

Thumbs up for the 'tee-hee' after he said Pork !

[amazingluv1]

He

[amazingluv1]

He loved pork he loved it

[tricie79]

if it had pig in it, he loved it. LMAOOO

[TalkRight45]

BIG WOLF

[DeppObsessed1]

I wish he could read all stories to me :(

[LazerChicklets]

Epic

[Avziee]

I could just listen to his voice all day.. xD

[SmoothSeth1]

Back when we filmed with potatoes, everything was funny.

[BustMixerHard]

2:22 w napisach angielskich jest "no, says the food":D

[LIFEGUARD805]

he was on the boat the night Natalie Wood drowned.

[BurnRGO619]

Everything back then was probably filmed with potatoes.

[GOODPLAYA20]

I swear, there's so many little things about this video that you just find hilarious when you watch is enough times. Like how his face just gets dead serious at 1:40. Gets me every time.

[brittboo858]

Shit.... Jeff actually does a really good impression.

[LocoRico89]

I want him to read the phone book! When he gets to my lastname, I'll sequel like a little girl!

[wajabbie]

Exit Pig 1. LOL

[wajabbie]

knock knock anyways right? who wants to argue?

[Falln4DarkAngel]

most epic reading of three little pigs ever ahaha

[3martijns]

See the new Funniest version as Shakespeare would have written it!

Tim Hawkins YT channel.

[ItalianStallion5454]

that laughing gets really annoying ....fuck

[Robrob900]

Lol at laugh at 1:04

[lienjuks]

Pork city :DD

[zeus7623]

Errr "if you're..."

[zeus7623]

If your a Walken fan and haven't seen "At Close Range." Stop whatever your doing and watch it. Netflix has it streaming. Why are still reading this? Move it!

[LiveOnJohn40]

They HAVE to make a sat nav with this man's voice!

[ciaobellakate]

@LiveOnJohn40

I agree! Best voice ever.

[mrbule1]

from tom "i want to play the elder squirrels and be fief while regraining my bathtism powers 

[darkphoenixdragon138]

239 wolves disliked this

[ciaobellakate]

Arrivederci porko numero due.

[super8m0nsters]

That is worst laugh track since the 1960's canned laughter that was reused in every show.

[SG1Mitchell]

@super8m0nsters That's a studio audience. And I was laughing about as much as them, compared to sitcoms, where most tiny jokes don't make me laugh

[dailystupidshit]

he doesnt turn any of the pages of the book hes supposed to be reading

[Gool349]

the funniest thing is his sweater

[shadowsa2b]

239 people dont know what funny is

[dottiedots221]

Exit Pig 1

[SotongzXcJunwei]

He sounds like Nicholas cage :/

[7GNRSLASH7]

@SotongzXcJunwei No Nicholas Cage sounds like him

[SotongzXcJunwei]

@7GNRSLASH7 LOL fine.

[killercheese101]

All Christopher Walken has to say is "Smart piggy, oink oink" and people are completely going insane with laughter and applause... -_-

[dennykay]

Lol..."Bad Wolf" translates to "federal" in CC...^^

[Warriorcats24]

jacksfilms brought me here

[Sirdog33]

Like this if Nostalgia Critic brought you here.

[Lynk1992]

intro songs = the duck song.

[MrRPGtube]

Arriverderci porko numero Due .. Buon Giorno Salami.

[miguel111093]

To be honest it sounded great but.... i could used i little more cowbell!

[MsRocketman123]

SMART piggy! Oink, Oink!

[silverblaze1992]

I rewatched this whole thing just to watch him say "wolfy burns"

[LSX74191]

Classic

[frequentflier66]

is Bill Cosby missing a sweater?

[zenhypnotic]

@frequentflier66 No but Val Doonican is turning in his grave



[bertrab87]

@zenhypnotic he's still alive

[zenhypnotic]

@bertrab87 surely thats just an automaton by now???

[juicebox05]

1:56 ...... no lol , best part from 1:26 to 1:56

[lovelikerazorblade]

he was no duncsky LOL

[ladyyuna2000]

You rock christopher walken you told that story awesome

[LiamRomK]

BAWDABOOM

[satyricyst]

bongiourno salami

[krazymunky]

youre a cantoloupe!

[MegaPildo]

"So now the pig has a chin, what do I know. " LOL

[TheRD101Person]

Then he burns

... WOLFY

BURNS

[fireonthesnow]

.... .... he kinda looks like Loki from Thor in this vid o.0

[MissRandomIsRandom]

I lol'd at "OINK OINK!" xD

[FartFilledBalloons]

OK, you "AXED" for it piggy.

[austinslevin]

"Exit pig one, pig two same story." I lol'd.

[crystalwillow]

2:35 .... reveal..... A COSBY SWEATER!!!

[Shukria123]

smart piggy...oink, oink lol

[heyjeySigma]

Walken, your voice enough makes me laugh... u dont need to tell me jokes hahaha

[ross2694]

Best thing I've ever seen in 60p quality.

[Bogframe]

Second only to the Creepshow version!

[2ndChance4All]

Imagine if Christopher Walken was ur granddad.

[BurnRGO619]

@2ndChance4All I would pee and poo everywhere.

[Flumpor]

@2ndChance4All that would be fucking awesome

[wheedler]

I prefer the Simpsons version.

[monkeyoncrackftw]

i dont get this comedy, what is so funny?

[Metalhead197]

@monkeyoncrackftw To me it's the way Christopher Walken says things that makes it funny. If anyone else did this it probably wouldn't be as funny.

[monkeyoncrackftw]

@Metalhead197 how is it funny the people must be so baked.. like he says "hello children" and the crowd starts laughing wtf is with that?

[Metalhead197]

@monkeyoncrackftw Well it's definitely not as funny as the audience makes it out to be, they laugh like maniacs at everything he says. It just kind of makes me smile because Christopher Walken is known for playing hard edged gangsters, killers, and soldiers. So seeing him read a children's book in the same tone and voice that is known for murdering people in movies just makes me laugh.

[Metalhead197]

@monkeyoncrackftw It's the same thing with the Simpsons gag where he's reading goodnight moon to a group of kids who are cowering in fear of him. It's not hilarious, but it's good for a couple of yucks here and there.

[BringmeEVERY0NE]

Who else wants to hear him read Hamsel and Gramsel?

[TheKissBanana]

240p? This is like 120p.

[Myrzah]

best little piggy story aye :)

[wazfrmoz]

i want his fucken voice

[GrisGrisOnUrDoorStep]

The laugh track is so bad I cant watch it

[Meada0]

was wondering at 2:35 how he was going to fit in Pig 2 and 3 in such little remaining time haha; and then 2:39

[qurat313]

i love this man.....

[hoeraufist]

Children, come closer, don't make me tell you AGAIN about the scootching. You in the red, chop chop.

[leedonaldt]

that sweater should be illegal ><

[hypnoxxcat]

Thumbs up if Nostalgia Critic didn't "sent you here"!

[DigitalMasacrer]

"oink oink"

[armadyllah]

Now this is an old ass video

[TheInfamousThey]

Favorited! ＼(^o^)／

[pigreenk07]

Axed. I need this man to live.

[Orangesoda19]

laugh tracks are annoying

[LikeRawrAndStuffxD]

Everything Is In 240, Except His Sweater XD <3

[PatriciaDeanRevenge]

i love walkens legendary voice!!

[xlriKKlx]

Bill Cosby must have lent christopher walken his sweater for this. lol

[jenna5432]

Ever wonder what would happen if Christopher Walken had led the hunt for Osama bin Laden? Take a listen and find out: Hit up amazon and search for "Deblume Christopher Walken."

[MsPoppi90]

Wait--did Harvey Keitel ever do finger puppets?

[AlbinoGirlScout]

like if you clicked just to hear his voice

[richardjamesprice]

what in shitting crickey is he wearing !!!! he looks like a walking headache

[7FredFredburger7]

the crowd is almost as loud as his sweater

[letsrock1994]

FIRST... well almost :/

[KillerFruit7Studios]

i like his sweater :3

[dewness997]

Sigh*, so many asses on youtube. Please mind your own business, I was just making a friendly comment. It's not like thumbs up really do anything anyways >_>

[tosspot86]

i just have this image of him reading a book to kids and then max zorin takes over and he guns them down lol

[LordoftheJimmy]

"Pig Two Same Story!" Greatest Walken line ever!

[lighthouse44]

Is there anyone is showbiz who is more entertaining and fun to watch than Christopher Walken? Anyone? Didn't think so.

[supramanz]

If it wasn't color id swear we had video somehow in 1851

[pumishumi]

Thumbs up if clicking on the video brought you here!

[MerveYoungki]

That was the most intimidating bedtime story ever...

[211091miss]

if he read me a bedtime story as a child i would never have slept. he innately frightens me, whatever he does.

[inlovewithKStewart22]

LOL!!! "Pork City!!!"

[inkbot2000]

Transcribe audio loves Christopher Walken.

[fardaypu]

pork city!



[J4C0BC0OK]

If I had a dollar for every pixel in this video, I'd have 240 dollars.

[TPIMaster]

@J4C0BC0OK No. You'd have 320x240 dollars.

[paradisecity0406able]

did the guy in the end just say christopher walker? what a retard...

[Nosleepin1]

Pig two, same story.

[MrAbstractfragment]

I used to be Christopher Running.... Then I got tired, now I'm Christopher Walken. But I didn't feel the energy.... Now I'm Christopher Jogging.

[yoyopeiyn]

@MrAbstractfragment But then I broke my spinal cord and now I'm Christopher Reeve.

[catnipnbone]

Very funny, just wish the quality of the video and sound was better.

[roxy420dash]

ha haaaaa

im gunna make my lil neice watch this mwaha

[peachyjesusfreak50]

my brother told this to me and said he made it up himself :p i didn't believe him haha

[0zziefan]

I can't stop thinking about him on the Simpsons!

"Scooch closer children. Don't make me tell you again about the Scooching!"

[cuznspkerlol]

I need to get this...in an MP3

[fierfly25]

BADABOOM!



[stev019]

9,999 likes, 230 dislikes Wow. I'm really the 10000th like?

[DGF2099]

One of the few times that the word "awesome" just doesn't begin to cut it!

[crashalessi2500]

SO NOW THE PIG HAS A CHIN

[BFL0W]

that sweater is heroic.

[apextwin]

chris: hello children

audience: LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOOLOOLOOOL

[hedonism13]

Ah, 240p.

We meet again.

[Tom4Cheese]

@hedonism13 I wonder how long you had to search for a 240p vid just to post that comment.

[hedonism13]

@Tom4Cheese

It was more like I read somebody else post that comment and THEN I stumbled upon this video while looking for Chris Walken videos and decided that I might get heaps of thumbs up if I made that comment.

I was right.

[JZBEAST01]

@hedonism13 this was from the 1980's or 1990's dumbass thats why its 240p

[hedonism13]

@JZBEAST01

hurr durr durr durr durr durr hurr durr

[Ductos27]

I totally lost it, when he said "Exit Pig One." xD

[YellowLemonRedApple]

jesus i feel like i need to apologize for the dumb pigs because his stare is so terrifying

[sussed2002]

stone cold classic

[ilikealot315]

shite..

[0banon]

228 people fell down the chimney and burnt

[MrREDMohawk]

NO ONE CAN SEE ME MOVE...IN THE DARKNESS

[totoyamado]

that book and chair makes him look smaller

[TheCGIMaster]

Same village there was a wolf, big wolf, BAD wolf, BIG BAD WOLF.

[sweetkhmerxtac]

Second pig, same story

[IWantDaveKast]

haha im so high right now

[MrZevsorama]

smart pig! Oink !Oink! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Nosleepin1]

Exit Pig One! Pig Two same story. ROFLMAO!

[Andredesz]

"Also this pig, he loved pork."

[dolk1]

is this srsly how he talks in real life or is it just him acting becaus Mr.walken is allways epic:)

[MrZevsorama]

@dolk1 He talks like that is hilarious everything is funny with his voice

[thirdak]

Oink Oink XD

Thumbs up to the Critic ;)

How he knocks on it I don't know XD

Love the change of voice.

[Dabbleh]

I don't get it.

[dewness997]

Thumbs up if the Nostalgia Critic sent you here!

[guncannon109]

@dewness997 Thumbs up, if you saw it on tv where you were supposed to see it, and you're tired of attention seeking whores.

[TheShoeOfMattie]

@dewness997

You are the definition of a whore

[matovic27]

@dewness997 thumbs down if he didn't

[Horatio786]

@matovic27 Wait, are you telling us to thumbs down your status? That doesn't make sense.

[lizerdon]

@Horatio786 no he says to thumbs down dewness997 to TheShoeOfMattie

if he dosent like him being a thumbs up whore

[MuffinsOfEpic]

"It's a straw door, so how he knocks on it is beyond me."

Oh God, I died.

[thechinadesk]

The best Christopher Walken impression on YouTube!