Alexander Ovechkin Makes Chuck Norris Cry

[KingAndy20]

Ovie the best !!

[reimond30]

Chuck Norris can score without a puck

[1softsniper1]

man he is really good how many stanley cups has he won????

[dj8c]

Chuck norris can snipe ar down from the opposite goal line using te shaft of a wooden hockey stick

[gradyshook]

@kaleighfitz i know he focuses more on his defensive play as a forward is what im saying but thir free agent signing should let him focus on offense

[gradyshook]

if ovechkin still focused on offense as much as he used to hed be the best offensive forward in the leauge( hes still a top 3) but he understands that great players have more than 1 asset to thier game so he wants to play d and pass more now

[kaleighfitz]

@gradyshook no ovechkin gets put on d when theres a power play he dosnt choose to

[tmags97]

Chuck Norris doesnt cry, he sweats through his eyes

[ziggy338]

YA Chuck Norris's Tears Cure Cancer.. to bad he Never Cries.. Ovechin Cries all the time. . How can there even be a comparison between the two

[illestrenegade]

can you please get some rock thats a little fucking louder? i like when i cant hear nothing but fucking shit....

[CCMvsRebock]

3:42 cheap shot

[pattrrrick]

the best thing about ovechkin is how much he loves the games...celly every goal is priceless

[SJskaterLK]

for everyone arguing about who is better sidney crosby or ovie, look at their career stats. ovie has more points in his career than crosby. GO CAPITALS and go OVIE

[TheTCAPS]

@SJskaterLK check points per game. That's the true way to compare them. Enough said.

[yungjibbs9]

@SJskaterLK ovies been in the NHL longer, so before making arguments, learn about hockey.



[SJskaterLK]

@yungjibbs9 trust my buddy, i no hockey! even tho i didnt say that ovie has been in the league longer, that doesnt mean that i dont no hockey. trust me i no hockey!

[Auger7X]

Fuck yeah !! Tears Dont Fall !!

[toasty303]

if i was the opposing goalie id be scared shitless whenever ovi gets the puck, let alone in a shootout

[fl260]

Chuck Norris can actually skate faster than Ovechkin on only one leg, plus he's gonna score without any stick just by scaring the defensmen and provoke him to commit an error.

[LTrojanowski1]

he used to be by far the greatest hockey player in the league, but i think that the league is catching onto his style. more and more people are so skilled that it is crazy, Stamkos, Malkin, Toews, Crosby, Thorton, Kane, Richards, the Sedins, Datsyuk, and St. Louis and all coming up closer to him than they were before. if hes gonna keep this domination up, hes gonna have to up his game. there is just too much skill in this league to keep up his style, (but he is still the best player in the NHL)

[KrZYfnWOMbAT]

@LTrojanowski1 whoa whoa whoa..first off thornton kane and toews dont belong in the same sentence as the others maybe even richards (who i hope goes to stl)..but yes its seemin ovi doesnt have that dominance anymore because people are starting to catch onto his..the caps are changing their entire game plan and i wouldnt surprised to see ovi start worrying more on passing and his two way play..jsut because he doesnt produce as many points doesnt mean he isnt still the best....GO BLUES!

[Kelter2]

Great song, great vid, im a crosby fan but can appreciate any true talent in the nhl

[FlightSimx97]

I live in Illinios previously lived in Maryland. Its hard to explain why I'm such a huge Caps fan. But now I just show them this and its all good! GO CAPS GO!

[Krunch907]

Ovechkin is talented but There are better

[Alexander3OOO]

@Krunch907 name one who is better and dont you dare say crosby cuz hes a fuckin pussy that eats needle dicks for lunch

[Krunch907]

@Alexander3OOO Crosby would be leading the league but hes injured while Ovechkin is getting fucked in the ass at the bottom

[kthorstrejka]

@Alexander3OOO stamkos

[hockeymatt1994]

I met ovechkin in person once... man that fucker is huge! I knew he was big, but he is a bear! my only thought was "i do NOT wanna get hit by THAT!".... which is probably the general consensus among NHL players

[411PARTYPEOPLE]

datsuk is all lot better then ovi.. BY FAR THUMBS UP IF U AGREE

[jk9jk9jk9jk9jk9]

@411PARTYPEOPLE playoffs are what count. Datsyuk is better.

[CrosbyisNo1]

@wiicrazy2000 you know what you are talking about! CROSBY ALL THE WAY!!!!!!

[ggqbc]

GREAT VIDEO especially when U HIT MUTE

[o0SPiRiTOo]

ov wud never go to boston, keep dreamin, hes stayin in WASHINGTON as a CAPITAL

[dbfam826]

I am a diehard Bruins fan, but you can't help to see how bad ass the awesome russian is. OV is what makes the NHL. Props to Crosby but Ovechkin is the best all around hockey player. He's bring's everything to the table and more. Love to have him in Boston.....

[netgames2000]

chuck norris can beat alex in hockey without arms or legs or eyes

[shinderhizzle84]

I hate the song but love the footage.

[iammymum]

wow, haven't heard this song in a while. thanks.

[CapnHowdee]

3:00 shit he deked me out and im setting at the computer..

[iscaryou]

@CapnHowdee meh thats ty conklin u cant get to excited over that and CROSBYS BETTER

[CapnHowdee]

@iscaryou im still gonna get excited about it cause i cant do it and shut up about crosby its not a big deal any way over all its a team effort to get a win anyway so just stop with that bullshit

[iscaryou]

@CapnHowdee lmao thats an extremly easy move to do for 1 and 2 ove is not even close to a team player he floats at the blue line the whole games and plays 0 defence oh and 0 points in his last 3 games very impressive

[koyote010]

@iscaryou If you're seriously here to rant about Ovechkin then get the fuck off this video. You're talking about points and Crosby being better, Ovechkin's points are usually near Crosby's every season while the league suspends him for 10 games last season giving him a higher PPGA. If you really wanna talk about specifics then there you go. He plays great defensively and he's a better all around player then Crosby, he can hit, shoot, and back check. This is coming from a Canadian too by the way.

[iscaryou]

@koyote010 lmfao have you ever even watched him play he doesnt play any d i have never once seen him go down to block a shot or do anything major defencivly crosby does it ever game not to mention when staal was out hes was on the pk plus crosby plays with 2 checking forwards not really close to superstars when ove plays with backstrom and either kunble or semin and probably gets quite a few points in second assist that he really didnt do anything on CROSBYS JUST BETTER PERIOD

[koyote010]

@iscaryou I'm not gonna agree with you completely but I don't disagree either if that makes any sense? Being a Leafs/Ducks fan from Toronto now living in So-Cal I'm going by the small amounts of clips I see on the Internet + Overall stats. Assuming that you're a Penguins fan or if not just simply in the east coast it would make sense that you're able to see the small specifics within Ovechkin + Crosby since the games are shown constantly there...

[wiicrazy2000]

@iscaryou 0 points in the last 3 games is a very small slump,your a fuckin idiot,don't even answer back.

[iscaryou]

@wiicrazy2000 Ove 48Gp 16G 32A 48P +11

Crosby 41Gp 32G 34A 66P +20 enough said

[wiicrazy2000]

@iscaryou If you hadn't heard,Ovie got a hat-trick against Toronto and he had to get a cortisone shot because he was seen rolling his wrists and he said it bothered him.Plus,this is 1 out of the other 5.

[CUTSAILG]

@iscaryou NO ONE CAN STAND THE FREAKIN CRY BABY! OK! SHUT IT UP IF YOU ARE A PENGUINS FAN GET THE HELL OUTA HERE WHY YOU WATCHIN AN OVECHKIN VIDEO IF YOU DONT LIKE HIM OR EVEN IF YOU ARE JUST SIMPLY A FUCKIN RETARD!!!!!!!!

[Alexander3OOO]

@iscaryou go eat a huge salty dick

[iscaryou]

@Alexander3OOO already done sir now what? oh wait crosby still has more points then ove even tho he has 22 less games?

[wiicrazy2000]

@iscaryou Injured ALL year long.Nuff said

[iscaryou]

@wiicrazy2000 and yet still killing ove in ppg and almost points

[44foggell]

In Soviet Russia, puck shoot Alex.

[thetonyhawkdudes]

1:51 Double kill (50+)

[BRAMPTONskater]

chuck norris doesnt cry he beats up his eye balls and then uses the clear blood to cleans his face because he cant take showers hes too busy crumping with jesus against the devil crew

[Brasis180]

just saying but... wouldnt chuck norris be able to do all these in one game?

[08chazman08]

Oveckin vs chuck norris hockey fight?

[MarcAndreLavoie11]

In soviet russia, hockey play for alexander ovechkin

[traisterman10]

if Chuck Norris were crying, all cancers would be cured.

[KesselnLeafs]

YOU CANT MAKE CHUCK NORRIS CRY!!

[sofndfkj]

horrible Music. and Ovechkin is good. But Crobsys better. and Stamkos. Ovechkin is a puck hog a horrible leader. Face it. The Caps aint going to make it to the finals without defense, and Mr. Ovechkin deffinatley aint providing that. Nor are your top 6 defenesman.

[JKBennett35]

@sofndfkj How can you say he's a puck-hog when he's 3rd in the league with 23 assists? Only one less than Cindy Crosby, and Cindy's played an extra game. So. Maybe check your facts. And quit being jealous.

[sofndfkj]

@JKBennett35 Hey, Ovechkin is playing a team game for the first time in his career, good on him. But I still belive Crosbys a better player. Look at the stats, and look at the supporting cast. Its pretty obvious. Crosbys playing with a bunch of third liners, except Kunitz. The guy can make magic happen with anyone. He works harder than anyone in the league. Cant argue that.

[jimmofosty]

@JKBennett35 Now their tied in games and Ovie still has one less and he's playing on a line with Alexander Semin and Backstrom and has Mike Green on D....lol s no wonder why he's racking up assists.Crosby is doing it with grinder linemates Pascal Dupruis and Chris Kunitz. Fucking biased asshole.

[sens1fan]

thought it was going to be an awesome video, until the music started playing

[connorussell]

rock the red!

[allen2538]

you cant make chuck norris cry, because chuck norris has no tearducs

[likespaintball]

Averages over 56 goals a season and is top 15 in hits deliverd every single year, what more do you want. Oh yah he was second in plus/minus in the league last year and iS 7th in assists this year and leads his team in almost every stat catagory year after year and thats why he's MVP.

[likespaintball]

Alex ovechkin is an amazing sniper and he's becomeing better all around. Last year he came in second in the nhl with +/-. This year he shooting less, hitting more and leads his team in assists. He's on pace for 65 assists this year and 47 goals. Thats amazing. He makes his lionemates more open just by being on the ice and he intimidates his oponents more than crosby ever has. Him passing more has made him unpredictable, defenders have to worry about more than just his shot.

[MaddJP]

Ovechkin is going to get hit so hard by a goon that his career will be stopped before he reaches 30.

[gdub19777]

Ovechkin is good as hell, but hes a cherry picking bitch 75% of the time.

[iMakeVideosForYotube]

@gdub19777 either way he still makes mor $ than you, so shut ur fucking mouth or eat a dick.

[gdub19777]

@iMakeVideosForYotube u mad???? lmmfao

[macd126]

QG Magazine

"Ovechkin is not a thug, but he's got thug appeal. Fans love to see him hit. YouTube is lousy with clips like "Ovechkin Smokes -Chelios," "Ovechkin Takes Out Sidney Crosby," and finally "Alexander Ovechkin Makes Chuck Norris Cry." The Russians didn't used to play like this. The hockey branch of Dynamo, the USSR's mammoth "sports society," where Ovechkin played, was never famous for producing bruisers, but Ovechkin's brutish force makes sense..."

[xcrossxfadex]

Ovechkin doesn't have tears. Crosby does

[powes1]

ovechkins shot is faster then superman

[narutovideos23]

when ovechkin scores, bieber stops singing, yea he is just that good

[sirpoonsmilk1]

Great shot

Deadly release

[DrummerRucka]

I swear you repeated some clips. But overall, great video.

[DrQuailMan]

3:44 is a malkin highlight. ... lol

[WashingtonCaps24]

Best player now

[texasfighta60]

When Ovechkin hits the puck, he doesn't hit it hard, the puck is trying to get away from him as fast as possible

[mixmasta27]

@texasfighta60 In Soviet Russia puck hits you

[texasfighta60]

@mixmasta27 If you mean "you" as in "the back of the net" and the "puck' referring to a shot from Ovie then yea that sounds about right

[heyydeeegxx]

it should be chuck norris makes alexander ovechkin cry

[brandnew2140]

Crosby takes fat loads from gay men all over his face. Fuck that faggot. Ovechkin is a god compared to that trash-stashe pedophile.

[MrShadowblackout]

ovechkin doesent suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! ur mom does eguana dick and crosby wooooooooooooooooooooooooow ive seen better in peewee son

[motley666cobain]

@MrShadowblackout im not by any means a crosby fan. actually dont like him at all. but youve seen better players in peeww then crosby like come on i dont know many peewee players who can get 100 point seasons in the nhl

[ECUfan4ever]

Ovechkin is a G-O-D, just saying.

[MrShadowblackout]

yo every one this song is called tears dont fall by - bullet for my valentine

[crazyplayerz90]

Ovechkin sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jmank871]

@crazyplayerz90 No. Your mom sucks cocks.

[tramptricks8]

@crazyplayerz90 R U HIGH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? HES THE BEST PLAYER IN THE LEAUGE DONT EVEN ARGUE WITH CROSBY HES NOT THAT GOOD OVIE DOES IT ALL HIMSELF PPL JUST SET CROSBY UP

[jloft7]

@tramptricks8 ovechkin is really good but hes not really the best im not a crosby fan or anything all im saying is there r a lot of ppl just as good if not better and crosby is good u cant say he isnt u can say u dont like him but he is a really good hockey player

[tramptricks8]

@jloft7 ya but in my opinon hes the best im not saying everyone has to think hes the best u can like whoever u want

[TheDollarz10]

two things my friend calls me chuck norris rofl :P also he tells me to roundhouse kick him

[Tyl3rMalkin]

Unstoppable OVI

[snowmonster32]

DISLIKE that fucking russian cant even look at CHUCK NORRIS. Because CHUCK kills communists.

[Ovechkinthegreat01]

@snowmonster32

its fuckers like u who wont except change. most of russia isnt communist anymore. its fucker like u in russia who make it communist.

[TwistedMetal32]

nice hit at 3:46.

[1967Leafsman1967]

ovechkin come 2 the leafs please ...lol serious come to the leafs

[CrazyFilms246]

288 people missed the dislike button

[NUProductions4Music]

@CrazyFilms246 They were probably a rival players butt buddy's...

[MrSamppu20]

nice song, great vid:D

[parade540]

ovechkin makes me proud to be a russian

[pipechente]

Russia Kicks ass man! Datsyuk, Ovechkin, Afinogenov, Fedorov, Nabokov!!!

[sadyXer]

@pipechente

haha but they lost with czech republic so russiea doesnt kick ass man

[russianrings]

@parade540 ya tozhe brat lol

[bbbeeler199]

@parade540 n dat is why ovechkin cnt fight to save his life haha but hell of a player

[RideSpecialized]

@joshmalamud i don't believe that for a second only because i have met him and he's actually really nice.

[Joshmalamud]

I once saw alex ovenchkin outside of stadium, so i asked him for my auto graph, i had a auto graph book with alot of hockey players signature, like Kipersaoff, Malkin, Carey Price, Halak, Gionta, etc...and so i walk up to him ask VERY nicely and he takes my auto graph book and ripped every page and destroyed my book so i was so pissed i was like wtf man, he said, "dont shove this in my face next time" i said "fuck you asshole" and my mom came and said wtf and thats it hes a fucker!..he can rot!!

[KingXanthar]

@Joshmalamud

i have is auto to... maybe you look gay that s why

[ninjapenguin11]

i don't blame norris, he looked at ovechkin's face and sure enough he's going to cry. because really, who want to have to wear glasses in the NHL?? :P

[russutt]

ovie seems to go to the forehand a lot....

[LilBailz69]

nice vid

[JordanGoalie]

no one makes Chuck Norris cry

[laxman1337]

*2:45 look at that shot preperation, looks so finesse

[joyfulvulture]

more like canada makes ovechkin cry, or halak makes ovechkin cry.

[iloveMonster1112]

beast mode!!!!!!

[mikawar1124]

He scores goals in ways that no one else can he manufactures goals out of absolutely nothing. BTW as a caps fan I may be a home team fan but I the caps are going to win a cup and I would rather win it with Ovechkin earning it as opposed to Crosby having it handed to him

[RBKgoalie35]

shitty song,

and you played the same clips

about twenty times

[totalwarruler]

ovie is amazing but, I'm sorry chuck norris doesnt heave tears.... just fists.

[sandycrack96]

chuck norris drop kicked every sperm and the egg swam to him

[sutishman]

ovechkin is an overrated bitch but like him than that pussy crosby

[apdanglez]

@sutishman ovechkin isnt overrated for individual skill he has the best snipes some of the best dangles and he hits hard. now lets think crosby cant snipe ive rarely seen him dangle and he has never hit unless its illeagal. the only reason crosby has a cup is because of the refs were so bad and malkin did all the work and the gold medal because all of his team did the work he just sat in front of the net in the olympics as usual

[795135456]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did

[hockeyminimigget]

@795135456 that is probablly the most fucked up thing ive ever heard...

[max432156]

@795135456 LOL

[jthoov]

@795135456 thats possible actually.

if his dad donated sperm to a clinic and thats how chuck norris was born. and his dad was still a virgin and then didn't have sex until chuck norris did which could be as early as 13-14 years later since kids are having sex at such a young age these days.

[xitzgrimx]

he just dominates this league. That skill is just insane. 

[joyfulvulture]

@xitzgrimx

"he just dominates this league"

yep, he dominates this league yet he didnt lead it in points, goals, hits, or anything else. nice reasoning there idiot.

[xitzgrimx]

@joyfulvulture Are you retarted? with an injury and like 2 suspensions he was in second place for goals with 50. he consistently has 50+ goal seasons. Quit watching hockey and ask your mother why she dropped her pants at Michigan State and brought your presence into the world.

[joyfulvulture]

@xitzgrimx

"Are you retarted?"

lol classic, cant even spell retarded yet you bother saying someone else is.

and who cares how many games he played. to dominate means being way above of everybody else and making it crystal clear whos the best, like a lemieux or gretzky. ovechkin has never done that you stupid fanboy.

[apdanglez]

crosby is captain camper while ovechkin is the dangler, snipester and a great 2 way hockey player

[MsBarda]

oveckhin is besttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttttt i am from russia he is besttttttttttttttttttttttttttt hahahahhaahahhahah

[sunwdark]

that means that he did a good thing, because Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer :O

[steph0johncena]

as much as i hate Ovechkin i have to admit hes a great hockey player.

[deathclash]

This video is shit!

[Harkian]

1:18 leafs down 6-1, how typical, lol

[Mr12CARTMAN]

if u have 5 bucks and chuck norris had 5 bucks chuck norris has more money

[supermaximdrew4312]

at least he is using video instead of some gay slide show

[rihardo123]

Alexander Ovechkin cry when he loses in play off

[Godpk11]

@rihardo123

STFU FAG

[Godpk11]

@rihardo123

do you solve your problems by blocking people and not allowing to put comments on your channel? your a real pussy shit

[rihardo123]

@Godpk11 only pussy hear is you deep shit

[Godpk11]

@rihardo123

if only i can beat the shit out of you. Learn to spell child, it's "here" not "hear" idiot

[rihardo123]

@Godpk11 you dont can't kill a bug fucking sausage and yo mamma is so old she give you powder milk.

[Godpk11]

@rihardo123

oh my, what a lame comeback. Change your age on your profile to 12 or something.

P.S

remove all your videos, delete all your favorite vids and might as well GTFO youtube. How's that?

[rihardo123]

@Godpk11 ok change your profile to 99 and die in shit pit you piece of trash and yea capitals get defite by Philadelphia Flyers.

[super6961]

Haha the question is who makes Oveckin cry? I think it's safe to say both Malkin and Crosby shit on Ovechkin.

[fuflobass]

Alexander the Great

[dallasthemusicman]

Crosby Is Better , for those who dissagree, who has a stanley cup, whos won the olympics, who had more goals this year? who's still in the playoffs, not ovechkin, cuz hes shittttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttttttt.

[RideTehLightnin]

just listen to the lyrics and the way this guy sings, hes a drama queen on the edge of bisexuality, take it or leave it, but I fuckin leave it

[Humbanki]

I love this video! Great!!!

[PeKay91]

only good thing about this video is BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE!

[urlukyimnoturkid]

Okay, as much as I hate ovechkin, how could you not have THE GOAL on here?!

[noahd2]

dude your a dumshit wat kind of music do exspect to play with him? techno, rap, hiphop, all those would sound homo i think this sounds the best!

[XxLilOvi8xX]

@noahd2 uh rap auh

[Mant1sKn1ght]

@XxLilOvi8xX LMAO rap sounds like cRAP

[lyiol]

@Mant1sKn1ght no it is

[x124357689]

@Mant1sKn1ght no it not fagget best musik in the world

[Mant1sKn1ght]

@x124357689 lmao just from your failure spelling and the fact that you are calling me a faggot for saying rap is crap leaves me to assume you are a stupid individual and that your opinion is to be taken lightly so go back and drink another 12 pack

[KingXanthar]

@Mant1sKn1ght

rap is not crap.. rap is for poeple who dont understand music and how to play it

[Mant1sKn1ght]

@KingXanthar how can you say rap is not crap and then trash it anyways by saying its for talentless people, stop contradicting yourself

[XxLilOvi8xX]

@noahd2 duh*

[hendrixacdc]

ovechkin and bullet for ym valentine are like oil and water..THEY DON'T MIX! faggot

[jonicle234]

crosby rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Sc0pespy]

Ovechkin is amazing, way better then crosby,

[u22onyou]

@Sc0pespy lets go crosby

[toroshockeypimp]

he's the shit but he should act like he's scored a goal before, caz he has.ALOT

[deniswashere]

i wouldnt be surprised if ovies signature move wud be ripping the net in a shot :) cuz damn this mother fucker has so much skill, he hits he scores he as of april 1, tries to assist (stupid of course) but as a position of a captain he must do that... so he is that full package worth his 120m contract...

[8jumbo]

stupid song i mean

[8jumbo]

stupis song

[8jumbo]

stupis song

[8jumbo]

Sidney Crosy is way better than this stupid Ovechkin. I hate Ovechkin.

[LrZLiner]

Nobody kicks Chuck Norris ass!

[dave04045]

crosby = douche bag.

ovechkin = best player in the nhl