Turkeys Attack Mailman

[musicofnote1]

Well, if the dominance theory doesn't apply for dogs any more (and it doesn't), then those trainers who still believe in it can simply redirect their dumbinance training to conquering the dominant turkeys, who are plotting to take over Thanksgiving (and more) from us humans.

;-))

[HarrietTubman1840]

Watch POULTRYGEIST,Night of the Chicken Dead by Lloyd Kaufman

[clankabc]

fucking puss he could of drop kicked the bitches

[rem2267]

@clankabc Sure, kicking turkeys and beating up kids and women sounds just like it's perfect for you when your profile says "when I am older I will be a wrestler my favorate games is smackdown vs raw 2009 and 2006. I am 26" (no longer 24) "my birthday is march23. i amreally nice I know I am bragging but I am really cool."

Cool to hurt things that are smaller and more vulnerable that you.

WOW, WHAT A BIG STRONG, FIERCE DUDE. WHAT A PILLAR OF SOCIETY. How often does yoir celly rape you?

[niflap]

Turkeys & dogs must undergo the same "hate" training

[annmarie1077]

I raise bronze turkeys and the colours blue ,red and ,pink excites them.Their heads are like a cameleons body.It changes colour when excited.

[CharlesVariations]

Thumbs up if too many ads caused you to stop looking at youtube for a day

[sammys70]

Thats what i call one foul bird.

[TheSkuLLcomedyShow]

Neither rain, nor snow, nor attacking Turkeys shall stop us from our appointed rounds!

[KaroLovesGames]

So tired of ads on videos.

[judyluvsnoel]

turkeys and geese can be mean. they will peck out chunks of skin or draw blood or raise bumps. and they like to peck you in the butt when you turn your back on them. it is only funny in retrospect. there are people that keep geese as guard dogs well guard birds.

[Killerspider101]

f**k yh this is turkey territory, that eagle-man aint gonna show his face 'round here anytime soon!

[whataboutredlorry]

I was chased by Turkeys as a kid... it was scary.  Im vegetarian now - I think its connected.

[1grandmajoyce]

Maybe they think there are frozen turkeys in the postmen's mailbags LOL!

[LupuSabre]

I know! Ben Franklin started the predecessor of the USPS in 1775. He also wanted the turkey as the national bird but the eagle got it instead. So maybe the turkey's are angry at the eagles on the postal uniforms because it should be them!

[bmacphee1]

@LupuSabre Haha, good theory! Turkeys FTW! (and for lunch, LOL)

[flspy]

@LupuSabre It's Turkey Revenge!

[PrincessRunAMuck]

HAHAHA Turkeys don't like the Federal Gov'ment either!

[Ballad512]

City or suburb people have no idea what attacking is like. They are so funny its stupid.

[dudemantwo]

why are people such pussies?

Leave the turkeys alone

[BetoG34]

i heard that turkeys attacked red coats, during the revolutionary war. if you know of an article that talks about it please reply. i don't remember where i heard about it.

[LadyOfCinScene]

That sounds like richmond.

My friend said turkeys attacked her at the bus stop.

[loydwho]

Coming close or following you is NOT Attacking you dimwits.

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

If only he didn't have a cell phone and was forced to go up against the turkey army and claim his manhood once and for all!

[RocketmanXO]

Roast em...

[sahalboy]

haha