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  • It's funny because 72 is my favorite number.

  • lol sacrifices

  • What do the family members of the virgins say about all this promiscuity in paradise? Where´s the family honor?

  • this guy looks brad pitt

  • oh hell no, lesbian 3 way with jenna jameson AND marilyn.....sign me up!!!

  • Read “Muslim Mafia” by P David Gaubatz & Paul Sperry. Lear how the US government is tracking, raiding, jailing the followers of the fascist, rapist, murdering pedophile Prophet. "Allah is our goal, the Prophet is our guide, the Quran is our constitution, jihad is our way and death for the glory of Allah is our greatest ambition"._Muslim Brotherhood credo. They all read the same book.

  • lol i cant do another virgin

  • HAH HAH, good one, dude! Good one!

  • They miss read it,Actually they get 72 Virginians kicking the s'''out of them for all eternity.

  • the prophet muhammed was a pedofile. he had a 9 year old wife and he was like 40

  • @illuminaz1 yes thats right, but he was 52 when he married her, and first layd eyes on her and wanting her when Aisha was only 5 yrs of age.

    also the manner of he married her was pure evil...he asked the nine year old girl to married him, and she didnt reply, probaly didnt know what to think of it, but the koran clearly states that if thats the case then her silence is her way of saying yes, and so the pedophile mohamed could mary that little girl ´cause its allah´s will.

  • @pascal51076 thats just sick. its not mental right. makes me sick to think of.

  • 99 perfect virgins - comedy

    watch?v=l-K7-m2Ib2c

  • You should make sure that what you are talking about is true before you post this video not just listen to the media or someone else.

    That 72 virgins is a lie and it has no base in Islam.

  • all you muslims seem to have an infatuation with boiling shit on a hot stove, did you eat it as a child? do you like it a lot? you are what you eat! Perhaps the term, shit skin is appropriate then.

  • *sigh* Educate yourselves, will you? The number 72 was never IN the Quran; it was in the Hadith - the 2500+ supposed addendums to the Quran - and the actual phrase was "... 72 wives...".

    Mind also, if you will, that the comedian in this video is, in fact, doing a comedy routine.

  • 72 virgins = star trek fans, people who play WoW, niggers, etc

  • The Quran promises an infinite number of white (Allah hates black people) children both boys and girls to rape to death and rivers of wine in Islamic paradise. However you must die while murdering non muslims and or peaceful Muslims to get this, otherwise you get the hellfire. As an added bonus Allah turns you into a white person as well!!!!

    .

    Islam - only racist, raping drunkards need apply, everyone else FUCK OFF!!!!!!!

  • @DontBendOverForAllah The more u hate Islam.the more Islam will grow..so i thank u and ur ignorant spritually bankrupt friends,,in the end you all will be gather together and draged on your faces and thrown into hellfire.so laugh and make fun now.because us we will laugh the longest..from paradise.looking down on u wicked people burnin and roasting in the FIRE.life is short and death is forever..hell is a place of Ambush and for the Disbelivers a place of Destination

    

  • @dimpsey3 you are a fukin idiot if u believe that bull shit. Allah is the devil , only Jesus can save you from your sins and murder is against the commandments, in any religion, no such thing as a holy war. imbecile(sounds like infidel)

  • @germaniajim Hell is a place of ambush and for the disbelivers a place of destion...and soon will will feel the FIRE..in hell man neither dies nor live..btw us muslims will be looking down on you and all disbelivers burning and roasting in hell.pleading for a drip of water..you will have a thris that all the oceans in the world will not even quench your thrist.while hot feces water will be poured over your heads..thats just the good part, the more you hate islam the more it will grow.so thank u

  • @dimpsey3 there isn't even 72 virgins on the fn earth!! If you think any God would allow sins of the flesh to happen in any heaven, then you have been lied to from the start. It is just so sad you don't see that. BTW I have been saved from my sins so I do know where I am going, do you?

  • 72 virgin 92 year old nuns.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mm...lol.....

  • quran may not mention the 72 virgins specifically but it does mention all the women you'll get if you go to heaven. it specifically says if you're heaven material, you will have countless women there to serve your desires. and if you die defending your religion or trying to spread your religion, you automaticly go to heaven. so it's all pretty much there. and need i say; this does not include women. if we go to heaven we don't get boytoys "because it's not suitable for a woman's nature".

  • @asyachopsticks WHAT SURAH DOSE THE QURAN SAY THAT.YOU LIAR...

  • but what about a female martyr ....

    72 male virgins will fuck her...

    ha ha hahahah

  • (O_O) BWAH HA HA HA HA you suck dude

  • @somi98 Yeah, that's just what I need. 72 guys who have no clue what they're doing.

  • Check it out, it is actually 72 crystal white raisins.

    If translated properly.

  • lol

  • when a muslim dies all he can think of is fucking virgins.that is how screwed up they are..that is why women have to wear burkas if they do not the men in eastern countries get a boner by just looking at a naked face or arm.thats why they have to pray seperate too.isnt it sick?????

  • Lol.. you forgot to mention the 80.000 Slave Boys.

  • ahahaha great vid mate

  • and the funny thing they stay virgin what a great religion

  • hi mark ,

    you living in pradise eternal life, unlimited time ,infinity time ....

    is it sufficient for you only one girl...

    no girls friends ..no ladies ...

    ONE ENOUGH for you !!!

    take one give me the rest

  • ...The most poetic Arab thing's when a girl

    blows herself to mincemeat to serve as a shag upsomewhere, where alla sings lalla

  • The 72 virgin thing isn't a joke, it was a promise made to the terrorists by Bin Ladin.

  • The seventy two virgin thing is real, but all of these haters making fun of islam is making me angry.

    cant atheists not believe in Allah without making fun of some people? were all people with free views. we don make fun of atheists, or at least i don't. why are atheists so rude against people with faith?

    yikhrab bayt kil al klab yalli bi yihku shi bishi3 an al Islam! Allahu Akbar!

  • You seem to be referring to atheists as a group. That would be an oxymoron, there is no such thing. Being an atheist is an attribute not a definition. Atheists are not a member of a group, creed, philosophy or race. That would rather be like all baldies, bearded people or dog lovers being a group of like minded people. No, they are all individuals with their own values not taken from doctrine. Peace.

  • I am interested though, this is really true about Islam or just a joke?

  • The Quran does not mention by name "72 virgins" it is from a islamic scholar about 1000 years ago, saying that this is what is for the believing people.

    but if tracked properly to its roots, it is proven not to be authenic as it is not mentioned in the 9 holy books as a authentic narration.

    but Allah does say that no one knows what he has install for us. something beyond human comprehension.

    Peace and Love.

  • @Habbibz91

    Oh yes, because people are really willing to die for 72 white raisins.

  • if you read my comment, you wouldve understood that the "72 virgins" did not come from the Quran, its unauthentic.

    its ridiculous when people get shown the truth and ignore it.

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  • Why are we so rude to people with faith? Well not all of us are, but I tend to be.. Sorry but I have a big problem with people claiming they know god and his intentions. I have a big problem with someone truly believing hell exists. I have a big problem with kids being brainwashed from the moment they are born, and being barracaded behind a thick wall of logical fallacy. To me that's child abuse and won't help the later generation of earth finally overcome this nonsense.

  • I don't think it's possible to NOT making fun of someone that thinks they're getting 72 virgins when they die. So now you expect us to just ignore any idiot that comes along claiming they know what happens when you die no matter how ridiculous the claim is? I don't respect people who pretend to know what happens after we die. To me it's on the same level of believing in santa clause. They deserve no special treatment in my opinion.

  • the 72 virgin is from the hadith not the quran, am i right? the quran = the word of god the haddith = the words of man, if the the bible is man made and corrupt then how can u follow the hadith if its made like the bible

  • thats why we track the hadith from its roots, if the source is reliable, we follow it.

    (i.e the 72 virgins arnt reliable, it comes from a unreliable source, so muslims dont follow it) also if its not stated in the 9 holy books as a authentic hadeeth, then we consider it unreliable. hadeeth literally means speach, more accuractly the speech (or instructions) of the Prophet, or the schools of thought.

    as long as we trace the source to a reliable one. all is ok to follow.

    Peace and love.

  • well quran= holy book, God's words bible= holy book by christians which claims to be from God but written and told by men which makes it no diferrent from hadiths. we take the quran much more important than hadiths because we believe its not mens tongue like most of the letters from paul and so on

  • how can anyone in their right mind follow ANY religious teachings? im stunned that we are all still squabling like children instead of pulling together as a race and setting off into the universe, if it werent 4 religion we may never have had the dark ages and so advanced to the point allready where real space exploration is possible

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  • where is it n what does it say? cos i coudnt find it

  • Futhermore

    If your in iraq and your family is just about to get murdered, it is your right as a human being on this planet to defend yourself and family against the wrongdoer

    Note two words i used there boldy

    DEFEND.... and WRONGDOER!!!!

    A suiside bomber goes straight to hell.. not only for killing innocent people, and initiating the attack, but also killing himself

    The dumbass gets told by a cleric in a turban what to do and he does it blindly

    Clerics take advantage of nieve muslims

  • Hell? That's no more logical or substantiated than any idea proposed as truth by the Muslims. Arguing that your religious ideas are any more true is just comparing fairy tales, unless you were using the word hell figuratively.

  • Firstly boldy

    The word houri translates into english as most beautiful eye.. not virgin! All human beings are virgin again after being ressurected.. male or female

    Secondly the hadith you are on about has a weak chain of comentators making it very likely that it is fabricated

    So it's NOT an authentic bukhari hadith

    Yes it is an hadith, but muslim clerics and the media forget to add that it is very likely to be a made up one, thus taking it as the word of muhammed would be a very stupid idea

  • hey jackass, how did u find time to put down that pint of beer at the pub to make this video you drunk bastard?

  • Fuck I love hymens!!!

    Is that the right word?

  • Haha... who told U terrorist go to heaven? The dwelling place for terrorist and suicide

    bombers is hell...u idiot.

    Your media is telling U the opposite distorted

    imaginary heaven.

    72 virgins? Dont even dream about it.

  • That is supposodely what they get.

  • Yeah I'm curious why it's 72, I like to hear an explaination as to why it's 72.

  • He said why. Lol

  • 72 virgins = myth.

  • The Koran was misinterpreted. It really says 72 Virginians all with Arkansas toothpicks to cut there heads off over & over again for eternity.

  • ...OR!... maybe you get 72 PISSED OFF nuns w/AK-47's

  • The Koran was misinterpreted. It really says 72 Virginians all with Arkansas toothpicks to cut there heads off over & over again for eternity.

  • OR we could just nuke them all, WOW that would be great, make some glass craters, turn then into radio telescopes...See Good comes out of it :)

  • yeah, nuke them in the name of Jesus!

  • Nuke then once for Jesus, Once for Marry, once for Brigit, Once for Cernunnos, and then a bunch of times just for fun....

  • I'd go just so I could shoot someone..I couldn't care less if it was friendly fire! LOL Just give me the gun, the red button and a good pair of boots :) i'll shoot 12 years olds if they got an AK 47, the only thing I would like would be the blood splatter on the apple I was eating :)

  • who said all those virgins were female?

    LOLOLOLOLOL

  • OH GOD! I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!

  • LOL nice one louswire!

  • they messed it up. what they really get is a 7 foot 2 persian

  • u got a funny vioce

  • You get one 72 year old virgin.HAHAHa

  • I watched all 30 videos. it is great work. May God bless you for doing this. it takes a lot of effort and courage to do such kind of work. I pray for your safety. can i copy and use these videos?

  • haha! great video :-) and nice scottish accent

  • 42 /72 who da hell cares. dumbasses aint getting no pussy in paradise, that for sure. mohammed dont like sharing his pussy

  • wth?

  • What they don't tell you is: They're gonna stay virgins. Oh, No!

  • To MAKootage: it's not bitter, it's irony.

  • did he include his mom his sister,and his wife ???

    if he has a wife . i think he is faged .

  • i know its probly becacue im an american but just the accent makes it funny to me but it was a good video also

  • hehe, << I stopped using lols and :)s

  • cloud person... ur wrong... it really is 72... u should double check stuff before u try to be all right...

  • it isn't trust me, my dad came from an isamlic reilgion and I asked him, it was origanal like 32 or something but they keep uping it or something like that so yea

  • what? i... ugh. i dont know what to say, and its not cuz i think they kept changing it, its cuz... idk how to describe it. whatever

  • I like your videos, a lot!

  • Dude its 42 virgins not 72, get your facts right okay.

  • It's 72, dude.

  • man... ur becoming from witty and sarcastic to just plain bitter

  • like that one mark! im a brit soldier, that kind of marketing would make me feel a bit more keen on the whole gettin shot idea!

  • I found after looking it up that the bible has quite a few references to virgins. Women and virgins young girls (young girls could be any age) are promised to men if they win a war. In the book of Numbers "The plunder remaining from the spoils that the soldiers took was 675,000 sheep, 33 72,000 cattle, 34 61,000 donkeys 35 and 32,000 women who had never slept with a man." ( 13:32-35 32)

  • *sigh* the bible...america's favorite fairytale book

  • I found after looking it up that the bible has quite a few references to virgins. Women and virgins young girls (young girls could be any age) are promised to men if they win a war. In the book of Numbers "The plunder remaining from the spoils that the soldiers took was 675,000 sheep, 33 72,000 cattle, 34 61,000 donkeys 35 and 32,000 women who had never slept with a man." ( 13:32-35 32)

  • I found after looking it up that the bible has quite a few references to virgins. Women and virgins young girls (young girls could be any age) are promised to men if they win a war. In the book of Numbers "The plunder remaining from the spoils that the soldiers took was 675,000 sheep, 33 72,000 cattle, 34 61,000 donkeys 35 and 32,000 women who had never slept with a man." ( 13:32-35 32)

  • 72 virgins at 8:52

  • put ron jeremy in that equation and i'm good to go to iraq.

  • lol

  • HaHaHaHa!!!

  • What a spiritually naive thought! To think some hateful vengeful all-powerful fundamentalist god! Could ever exist some-where on out there ... that would love and welcome you "and, with numerous virgins too" ... for becoming a terrorizer and murderer of the innocent! And ... in their so called god's name too! Shame, they will never probably feel the mental anguish and eternal torment, of knowing they could never ever have arrived ... into such mystic irrationality!

  • Let, any god's of (so-called) worth and creation ... sort out his or her, own ... self created fiends ... as they alone could! And, man-kind grow enough to sort out theirs! "Including all our synthetic realities (religions) of all persuasions" on this, our one and only shared ... space-rock ... Earth!

  • Your odd.

  • OMFG dude thats funny stuff. dont come to america though there is a governemnt riot going on and all free thinkers are getting ass raped in public

  • LMFAO... this was quality - I'm a STRAIGHT female and I think Jenna Jameson is hot *grin* if I was a man, I'd do her, or a lesbian - if I was a lesbian I'd do her too, but since I'm not I'll just use my incredibly wonderful imagination to imagine my nympho self in her place in her pornos lol

    Libby xx

  • LOLL 70 is my limit :O

  • i love mark day

  • I thought it was 17. Oh well. LOL

  • PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved

  • i agree. screw this "heaven" thing christians tell me about. i want 70+ virgins. i feel ripped off.

  • This guy is pathetic!!! I feel sorry for him but specially for his girlfriend!!

  • hey you idiot, it is 77 virgins nor 72

  • um... no, actually it is 72. nice try though

  • hahaha your the retard here it is 72!

  • i swear it was 77, anyway 77 sounds coolish to me, "77 virgins"

  • da guy has good ideas he just dont no how to make em funny

  • YOUR A IDIOT!

  • hahaha he lookes like "Mr. Clean", but a little gayer.

    ... - fag

  • Lol, old joke but still funny hehehe, funny and sad, sad in that the 72 virgins are what teen terrorists are told, and is taught in some schools, eg in Palistine, while the Koran has no mention of virgins in this context, but of those that are pure, one Islamic scholar said it could just as well mean surrounded by 72 angels.

  • u r full waaa...

  • u suck in this thing man... maybe ull excel in something better.. for starters try growing some hair on ur head...

  • kris0228, How do you expect him to ''grow hair on his head'' when there's people like you out there making him stressed.

    Go bother someone else, like a member of your own family.

  • woa woa buddy! ur not making any sense at all!

    i hate racists btw.. i find u one somehow

  • HA HA HA

  • Burn in hell with ur sluts

  • if we loose this Global Jihad you can kiss Jenna Jameson goodbye. Pornography will be the first thing to go in shariah. Why have porn, when a hefty Cleric like Abu Hamza can forcefully wed any under age Kafr girl he wants under Shariah law.

  • This is too funny, sounds like it could work as it has been working for Muslim Terrorists for some time...

  • I really love this vid I mostly like the end where he is on stage doing a bit

  • i have an even better idea, 73 virgins

  • specialray, loved the insArgents joke, but he's scottish. And remember, if it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAP! (ode to Mike Meyers)

  • Ur moms a w****bag.

    i jus felt like adding that in

  • no, you dont get any virgins...you go to HELL and BURN

  • i like ur accent.

  • The US isnt at war with terrorism, theyre the Terrorist. Besides, your not from the US, stop Saying "We" This Joke Sucked, dont quit your day job at the local mcdonalds. PS Your Face makes me sick.

  • i hope we bomb you too =)

  • lol nice joke

  • I heard 30 virgins

  • funny AND handsome...doesn't happen very often.

  • read a book einstein

  • insArgents!! Thar MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!!!!

  • well...wat if i were to say you're full of shit?

  • haha

  • Boring.

  • lol ... this guys funny, Im subscribing.

  • one more virgin on the screen... 73 virgins

  • this focker want 72 dicks in his fockin ass

  • Thats less than the 75 you have in your's

  • There's no evidence supporting that but you may wish to relearn your vocabulary.

  • Get over it.

  • Get over what?

  • gay

  • that wasn't that funny. it was even less funny followed up by a stand-up routine of the same jokes.

  • Your accent is stupid

  • This makes me tired of the Irish demeaning America and tired of Muslims with unrealistic expectations. Okay, I enjoyed it, it was very funny.

  • very funny perspective, I like it! Check out my profile to see CRAZY explosions my team and I have made!

  • LMAO SOOOOO FUNNY

  • Hilarious!

  • haha it made me laugh... You guys are taking this shit way too seriously

  • Your accent makes me want to get drunk and fight you.

  • us get the feck out mind your own fucin business- Yank out pigs frome dea palesis in dee middle of the night dont kill inocent people the drafrt is around the feakin corner <you just wait. surprise surprice you 50 plus somthins yanket out youw bed at saome night wakin up in ft somthin somwear ele trainin to fifgt mean basterds holy shit wath out you young ens girls to they dont give a shit watch out.

  • Sorry buddy, but that doesn't make shit for sense XD

  • Too bad it's 72 Grapes and the whole virgin thing was just a misinterpurtation

  • I imagine this guy wouldn't of made much of an impact in the U.K so It's no wonder he's over in the U.S he just isn't funny. Very annoying tone.

  • hehehe... right on! :D This guy's accent even adds to this video's hilarity! :)))

  • To enlighten you all about Islam, "72 virgins" doesn't mean 72 women who have not had intercourse, it means 72 companions who are spiritually virginal, chaste or pure. So, if someone wants to believe its "72 sexually virginal women" to manipulate people (works just as well with Western media as it does for Al Qaida) then thats their problem. Oh yeah, fu, even it means that we lose fighting a moral war, more power to the US!

  • haha, yeah, some incentive might get the religious fellows goin. They'll believe anything these days. Nice vid. I enjoyed it.

  • I dont get it whats so great about 72 virgins I mean really once you banged them all they arnt virgins anymore and that would get pretty boring after a few billion years in the afterlife you'd think you'd want to be in heaven banging some chicks who know what they are doing

  • faggot

  • I liked the end.

  • you tried at least right . thats what counts. right. no. dry dry dry

  • gay