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  • Sounds like someone did not get enough sau-seech from a Scorpio

  • Nonsense of the highest regard.

  • Ugh my brother and mom are scorpios and they are soooo fucking nosy

  • hey its me!

  • @maxmatt4 Hello Mr Barnum!

  • Lol Scorpio female.here.... I've been saying that for years... Hunt it down and kill it lol... She's definitly in point

  • scorpio women are always the sexiest women in the room, wherever they go.

  • @MrMugetsuu so true, they dont even have to try! im a scorpio and im often attracted to scorpio women

  • @kolajampe agreed. i'm a taurus, i am FATALLY attracted to them but only recently have i met a scorpio woman who has transformed and changed my life and who i am.

  • @MrMugetsuu Lol fatally is the right word! Scorpio girls just exude confident effortless sexuality even when they look like they've just got out of bed! as a Scorpio guy I share many of their traits but even i find them to be intense. you can never win an argument with one thats for sure for me its often like arguing with myself in the mirror! How did this girl change your life?

  • @kolajampe They are super intense, but taurus can handle the intensity. In fact, we thrive on it, because we tend to be stuck in ruts and scorpio women can give us the push that we need. Suddenly, every room and every person that you encounter seems different. Her energy and passion rubs off on me. When she looks at me, its like my soul is exposed and i strangely want to be possessed by her(which is really strange coming from a taurus.) She makes me want fully experience every moment in life.

  • I'm an Aries so we don't believe in this astrology bullshit.

  • Libra's,Scorps,Pisces Love you all my love xxxxx0000000 you guys are truly the best Were no.1

  • @spitpisces aaaaawwwww thanks xxx We love you to Pisces there the best of best signs and the best of friends ha yours my friend for life now haha xxxxx000000

  • funny that this "hippie" claims that Rasputin had a scorpio-like quality to him, because even though he was an aquarius he had a scorpio ascendent.

  • I am also an aries chick that loves scorpion men...don't know what it is abou tthem

  • You cannot divide humanity into 12 parts, then expect uniformity within, ANY of these parts.

    My sun, venus, jupiter, and neptune are all in scorpio.

    In my chart, scorpio is intercepted with Libra ruling the 4th house.

    I have the ability to look from the outside, with a nice set of scales.

    That said, scorpios deserve their reputation as the worst enemies.

    Trust me! roflmao

  • @naturesmeds My Sun, Moon, and Venus is in Scorpio :P I'm pretty perceptive and deductive as well.

  • scorpios are verrry attractive ppl whether man or woman im a gemini & I have a couple scorpio friends and they are really trustworthy and are super fun to be around.......just dont get them mad Ive seen other ppl make them mad and...its scary e___e haha

  • I'm a aries...I love a scropio

  • @sweetrika30 i’m an aries trying to get a scorpio to notice me! they are exhilarating!

  • Scorpios and talk to each other through the gaze in their eyes... We can send paragraphs of information to each other without even moving. Scorpios will understand what I mean xD

  • I am a Scorpio man and she pretty much nailed it

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  • Scorpio men KNOW HOW TO HAVE REAL SEX AND HOW TO SEDUCE A WOMAN!

  • I'am a scorpio woman and i would never date a scorpio.No way on earth u r going to f with my soul.

  • Why do all these woman who speak about scorpio's sound so bitter about them?

  • @MGreyWolfM because scorpios generally are mean people when someone does bad to them ;D! i'm a scorpio girl btw

  • @MGreyWolfM in my opinion cancer and scorpio don't go well together but it says there the bast match lol , I am a cancer girl and was with a scorpio,It did not work!! They are too possessive, controlling, jealous, And have bad mental problems , In no way would i ever date another scorpio . If you are ever with one you will see what i am talking about .

  • @ballpython1981 Their not all like that. My ex wasn`t jealous, possessive or particularly controlling. 

  • Sounds to me like this lady have dated a scorpio man and it didn't end to well. XD

  • I ADORE scorpios :D you make the best friends and the most amazing lovers!

  • o comon i just wanna laugh. im a scorpio. throw that book away take off those clothes.

  • thats so FUCKING true.. every word of it..

    I AM LIBRA MAN with SCORPIO RISING

    REMEMBER PEOPLE ITS NOT YOUR SUN SIGN that determines your behaviour, IT YOUR RISING THAT DETERMINES IT !!!!!

  • This lady desperately needs a little Scorpio lovin ;)

  • So according to this video Scorpio men are every woman's worst nightmare....the majority of this video was so negative.....lol...but I know differently

  • This is kind of offensive, only because she exposed our secrets of how to take revenge and how amazing we are......theres more to it though that she didnt explain....hahaha. scorpios know what i mean.

  • Scorpio FTW !!!

  • some of the scorpios i know are complete assholes

  • fuckin right

  • my boyfriend is scorpio so am i, and our relationship is pure INTESITY

  • @DhivaFiTV alot of sex tho i bet lol

  • Although My Sign is a Scorpio.

    I do recognize myself in the certant extent what she's talking about.

    I feel when someone talking to me about my life, then i lie about it, instead of of telling about my life, they should tell a word of 2 about themselves..

    And if they do?, then i will decide for myself if i will tell something about my life.

    There is alot more going on for being a scorpio.. Which is why im different than most people.. The most people are easy to read how they are.

  • Scorpio man here, She is right. When its over Its over. I can't stand it when people cry over someone that dumped them or when they remain friends with exes. I have only good friends that I go out of my way for. Its all on or all off with us, no in between.

  • im a scorpio and this is all to true, intensity to the max! fight till the death..

  • @ihatebenq ima scorpio and my name is max lol :)

  • Are you Greek? Yaay!

  • take a astrology personality test . . im born in july 6 but my test proof that im a scorpio. .

  • Im a scorpio female and what she said its true...i forgive you with all my heart but forget what u have done to me is a no no..i might even mention it two years after...and we never forget anything you told us...we carry them with us..till the end...DONT EVER EVER LIE TO A SCORPIO MAN OR FEMALE we will hate u for that..Just b honnest and we will love you for that...IF YOU CHEAT JUST TELL US...we will understand and try to work things out if we love you...but dont take another chance..

  • they are stubburn and they dont forgive even if u beg them they walk on

  • Ladies...dont judge us until you get to know us. Yes we can be all those things she mentioned...but we are also one of the most misunderstood groups of people out there. Take some time and show us we can trust you and you will never forget it.

  • As a Scorpio man, I am extremely goal driven and crave focus. Socializing is more of an obligation than fun. I only light up around people I can trust.

  • @Aspartamebraintumor yea exactly 

  • WRONG im a scorpio and i 4give people

  • She's a Libra.

  • Wow I don't want no Scorpio man! LOL

  • @kimthomas2k Good, no scoprio would want ur fatass

  • She's Good me to the T

    I'm still gonna get my X back

    I only marry once

  • wow iam a scorpio women and i think that is kind a tense

  • I think her husband was a scorpio... :/

  • LIAR

  • What a crock of shit.

    Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson asserted that "astrology was discredited 600 years ago with the birth of modern science. 'To teach it as though you are contributing to the fundamental knowledge of an informed electorate is astonishing in this, the 21st century'. Education should be about knowing how to think, 'And part of knowing how to think is knowing how the laws of nature shape the world around us. '"

  • i really want to have sex with a scorpio to experience this intensity but damn,. they seem so unforgiving to me. how am i supposed to have a solid relationship with a scorpio if they're just going to find something to get pissed at me about.. for GOOD and never talk to me again. :( makes me sad. i'm always willing to work something out!

    (i'm a leo) =]

  • Eh still doesn't make me scared of a Scorpio. All you have to do is offer them a delicious meal and wahlah they love you again :)

  • Sexy Scorpio Vampire Lovers ,,,, Instead of a Bat ,,an Eagle tho,,,, or DRAGON

  • ...track it down and kill it dead... oh i love that!! hilarious!! :)

  • Im a 30th Oct Scorpio male with a 12th Dec Sag Female, weeeeelllll... if i hate someone, i just ignore them and considered them to be insignificant, and they approach me, i just answer them negatively but with subtlety. But when i can trust someone completely, i can be really intuitive and tell him/her everything they want to know without them even asking. Although sag isnt really compatible with scorp due to characteristics, i learned to open up alot due to the sag.

    Hope this helps

  • i'm a scorpio man and this is sooooo true

    eehh

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  • hmmm a lil heartbroken b a scorpio ..much?? .... what you are saying does not apply to every scorpio man...we are human ...we are all different

  • DUDE!! THIS IS SHIT!!!

  • Are scorpios really that hard headed??? I'm scared I have a crush on one but know i don't know I'm an aquarius and aren't we supposed to clash??? I mean my sister's a scorpio and we love each other to death but are men different??

  • I'm a scorpio and I'm here to tell you that your analysis is very simplistic. Your another fine example of how scorpios are the most misunderstood starsigns. Don't pretent like you know how we think because your read some entry level crap about scorpios on the internet.

  • @kenan21 so you're upset with her for not knowing enough information about you? its a one minute video what do you expect

  • The most powerful sign of the zodiac. Scorpios are brilliant people. They are wise beyond their years. My best friend is a scorpio (I am a Cancerian) and their is never ever a dull moment with her. We can look at one another and express our feelings and know what going on inside our minds. If get on the good side of Scorpios you will have a long lasting bond.

  • This sounds like alot of general people.....

  • this is 100 % -.- just cause i have experience with them

  • No your wrong! "and not about everything". But not all Scorpio's are the same. At least i'm not. I'm a man and i'm a Scorpio and I don't only see black and white there's a lot of gray in my life. I'm very understanding and i'm Becoming even more UNDERSTANDING.. I'm mastering my Zodiac sign and studying other signs.. I could Control my emotions very well because I understand them very very well. It's Self control if you don't have that then your sign will take over..

  • @Imprettysureimright- maybe you should change your alias to improbablywrong, yes everyone has those traits one way to another but FYI not everyone does. EVERYONE is different. Write tht down.

  • Imma scorpio guy n imo I think she's like 20% right. When she talked abt scorpios givin their all when theyre n luv, n if u give us ur undivided attention, then we'll give u alotta respect, n I do believe if u set someone free n they come back to u on their own shows how much they care abt u, which is somthing scorps luv. She really over exaggerated the negative things she talked about. The worse I wud feel abt a person is if I didnt like them, I dnt hold any grudes n I do belive n gray areas

  • @kingunleashed1 Word yo thats real!

  • Okay, this lady was wrong on a couple of things because I forgive people that do wrong to me or if I do something wrong to them I'll apologize and squash it holding no grudges. I will say I don't forget things that happen to me. When she said, "If a Scorpio husband is dead it doesen' t mean he's not still married to ya." She was just describing how faithful and loyal a Scorpio is in a relationship...but that's a harsh way to put it!!!

  • I do not like this woman she has basically insulted me and compared me to a sexually active emo with temper issue's and an insane need to hurt someone who hurt me, I can admit I have liked a couple of girls in the past, I do like the emo fashion and music just not the wrist cutting and I can have my moment's but I don't always want to hurt people and I hate the fact how she rambles on about famous people all the time.

  • LOLL

  • uh, hi, Aries girl here =)

    Yes, Scorpios penetrate things to the core. Yes, they become possessive over things they really care about. Yes, they want to know about the people they're talking to. I can certainly understand this! The way this woman puts it makes them sound like evil little cretins, and the truth is that they are very sweet and beautiful people =') Besides, who WOULDN'T protect what they love, and who WOULDN'T be curious about things?

    Hell, I'm just sayin'....... >_>

  • @TheAmatuerArtist Exactly. Who isn't sexually intense from time to time? Who isn't: caring, loving, passionate, protective, kind, sweet, jealous, angry, envious, hateful, deceitful, shy, romantic, controlling, forceful, dominant, and every other human emotion, from time to time? These are human aspects, every single human feels these at one point or another. These Zodiac signs are complete nonsense. They do not in anyway determine who you will be in life. If you think they do, you're gullible.

  • @ImprettysureImright Why are you here then?

  • I know this scorpio man , he sets me free and yet making me a bit dizzy, I have no idea what he wants! I am starting to get angry with him but he is truely a caring friend though which makes it hard not to bother him anymore. No idea what to do, I do like him but no confidence :(

  • yep sounds about right

  • So True, my Father Is one & this is True.

  • I'm Scorpio, you don't know what your talking about....

  • ok, i think this would sound a whole less offensive if she said it like this;

    "Scorpio men are the most intense, tightly focused men on the planet - YAYY!!! - black, or white - HOTTTTT!!! - you are either for them, or against them -SEEEXXXAYYYYY."

  • I think you need to get layed. But yep... its because I'm a Scorpio. And a man! OMG!! LOL!!

  • brave woman to insult scorpios and give her real name. rest in peace.

  • haha shes right..... if i dont give what i gave off..... am starting eating myselft, relations : if u want with me.... Be with me :) cos i wont change,... you..... if am going to change you i will tell you that :) and of u r seeking smth new in da sex contact me :)))))))))

  • This video is different from the ones she made on the other signs...This lady is biased. She must've been stung by a scorpio man, salty balls.

  • id admit its 100% true i give 100% in a relationship and if i dont get that back then im out thats it gooodbye

  • I've always heard scorpio men were great in the sack though....so I'll let all that other stuff slide if it's true.

  • Shes just jealous that she isn't a scorpio.

  • Did she really just judge me based on the day I was born.

  • umm doesnt sound like my scorpio bestfriends...

  • Sounds like Charlie Sheen.

  • @MobiusCoin, he's a Virgo, actually. Virgos are perfectionists in some form or another, and we all know what he has perfected remarkably well. :)

  • scorpio men are the best kissers in zodiac.. they are faithful, passionate, sweet.. but they can be EXTREMELY possesive, jealous, overwhelming and blunt.. I am a virgo and i am also one of the most criticised sun sign with my fellow scorpios they want to reflect a 'devilish' image but if u get to know them they are great people.. i had a scorpio bf but had to break up because his jealousy was unbearable.. if they learnt to trust TRULY and be less jealous they would be the best men in zodiac

  • theres 2 faces to scorpio...i am a scorpio...thats not me due to my upbringing,but! my best friend...this is soooo him,lol

  • My husband is a Scorpio, and this is him in FULL!!!!

    I am a Scorpio also...but very different than him.

  • my bff scorpio that's a boy is like this though

  • but a girl hehe

  • im the epitamy of the scorpio

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  • ur right hahah

  • we don't hunt them down but more so keep them alive use them as bait

    i think your referring to a more primal state of the scorpio'ness but we have evolved to be more cunning and stealth

    and soon shall take over the world

    ps only joking

  • proud one here. this is right on.

  • Wow. As a Scorpio I'm mildly offended.

  • @Avonidsed at least our love life seems positive as a Scorpio man lol

  • @Avonidsed because scorpios only know how to get offended by every single minute littlest thing in the world :(

  • yo! im a scorpio man. and your making me sound like dark sidouse c'mon " with us, or against us?" WTF MAN?!

  • @Irregulation Scorpio's face there darkside more quicker than others.. and somethimes they can't controll that.

    I can tell.. No acendancy, 0 degrees Scorpio

  • @Irregulation That made me think that George Bush might be a scorpio, too: "Either, you're with us, or with the terrorists."

  • set it free, if it doesn't track it down and kill it! lol thats such a LIE!

  • one word to describe me.....REDEMPTION...!!!!

  • I'm a pretty peaceful scorpio, i dont like hating anyone and I avoid competition and i hate being vengeful...maybe its because i know i am capable of being those ways and so ive worked hard to fight that part of myself.

    I certainly am loyal and very sexually proficient, but i dont browbeat anyone into thinking my way if they dont care to, i let people alone i am a deadpan pascifist, I can not be that way but i work hard to be and so it is basically second nature.

  • @atouchofmagic1988 ive also got a scorpio ascendant...how it working for ya? I can be really morbid and extremely introverted, my idea of a good night out is to trip out on my own.

  • scorpio here,,,could you explain that to my wife ,,she is also scorpio , with her i can be in heaven or hell, but only when she lets me in,

  • "track it down" : o

    Im a virgo with a scorpio, >.>'

    XD THIS does sound like him!

  • im a Scorpio and i dont forgive. if you try to lie to me i will find out cause i will look you dead in your eyes and monitor every flinch and slightest movement of your pupil. i am smarter than you period. if i love you and you wants to leave me you dies. if you double cross me you die. im motivated by revenge i will sue you not to make money but just to make sure you lose money just to screw up your life.i will crash your party and i will kill the mood. if i fart and you laugh you die period.

  • @realOGfromthahood oh God, I think I love you... btw, I'm a Cancer.

  • This lady is full of it

  • I was when I wrote that-sorry I thought you were someone else lol

  • @newcoyote Americanetz volk-zdrasvadonia isn't a real word!

  • @TheStaticage01 Huh??? Are you drunk?

  • ha ok-goodnight

  • @newcoyote nope. ive looked into extensively. Check out the Magi Society. It shouldn't rule your life, but its fun to find things out. The Magi Society also applies statistics and math to astrology and they find startlin similiarities. Like what astrological aspect puts someone at risk for prostate cancer. Its something like 90 percent correlation. Too much to be a coincidence if you ask me. Remember though, free will is always the best option.

  • @itsjustme2919 I don't believe it for a second. What is the mechanism? What is more likely? Some mystical influence of planets and stars or whatever premise of astrology is in vogue at the moment or that someone has figured out a clever way of convincing the gullible through cobbling figures and circumstances. It's absurd.

  • @TheStaticage01 You are hilarious. I am sure the Cancerians who work with you are fond of your company. You sound like a guy who brings a little amusement in their serious life.

  • @TheStaticage01 lollollll You are so funny. and yes I agree with you. I am very much into rules, procedures, protocols, routine and I will not come out of it. Though Cancer is a Cardinal sign, I am very adamant and get my way most of the times. But yes I have a great rapport with Scorpio. There is so much to learn from them. I have a colleague (we are really close friends now) from whom I have learned so much. And we look out for one another all the time.

  • what do you mean buy soft :P?? and why just 2 drinks ??? can my answer be YES?? hahahaa

  • @cate35 That answer was outside the parameter of the question and thereby WRONG! You are completely normal-please get new friends.....like me

  • @TheStaticage01 I knew you are 'very normal' from the first time :D.. I recognise a normal man everywhere. And now, that I know I'm normal too , I'll sleep better. ( or I'll sleep better with a scorpio :-?? ) so many questions hahahahha

  • @cate35 youre damn right youll sleep better with a Scorpio-5 hours later after the "ceremony" is done.

  • @TheStaticage01 well, as long as I'm the GODDESS and the 'ceremony' is for me, I don't care ..I'm right, right????

  • @cate35 you have to be over 18 yrs old tho

  • @TheStaticage01 I'm 36, so everything I do is 'legal' :P:P ;) I hope :-s

  • @cate35 ALLRIIITE---GIGGATY!

  • @TheStaticage01 I can hear you! I'M NOT DEAF :P :P!!!!!!!!!!!! What were you saying???

    and anyway I can read hahhahahaa

  • @cate35 ha ha ha... its a quote from an animated tv series here in the States called Family Guy. (I wasn't sure if you'd get that one?) The characters name that says that is Glen Quagmire, he's a real horndog.

  • @TheStaticage01 I know that. And I heard about that series:D...DO I LOOK STUPID????? that scares me :P

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  • @cate35 Actually, I don't know what you look like?...

  • @TheStaticage01 I look like any normal alien, trying NOT to get noticed on this planet :D. It's a very hard job :-< ;)

  • @cate35 Darn...and I was gonna "send in the probe" for awhile?

  • @TheStaticage01 awhile :-? how long is that in your time?

  • @cate35 Kinda depends on the "climate" of the "time" that youre talking about lubov?

  • @TheStaticage01 it's kind of late here, so I can't stay up all night :D . This is for you:

    Now I lay me down to sleep

    I pray the Lord in your mind to keep

    That tomorrow is another day

    A chance to talk to me, OK? ;) btw I'm Iuliana from Romania

  • We will tell you someday, as soon as we take over the world.

  • @mikedrummonds hahahhaahaa very funny ...can I join you ??? I'm virgo and I can clean after your mess in the world :P hahahah still you are funny ;)

  • @khushboo861 Hello dumbass---we are the ones that started that "hell" fire to begin with-and I'm pretty sure that most scorpios may agree with me that your perception of what you call "hell" is probably equivelent to a sunday picnic or a nice stroll in the park to most of us? You are talking about a class of people who actually enjoy nightmares over dreams. So good luck assbag-see you in HELL!-I'll be the one holding your chain in one hand, and a whip in the other!

  • I'm a Scorpio man and i'm very jealous. I know when a girl will try to make me jealous and it turns me off. I know a girl who can make me jealous, and that makes me mad. But at first i hide it very well. Yes i'm passionate and possessive lol

  • lol this is funny

  • this is retarded. i know many scorpios. none of them act like this.

  • is this for just Scorpio sun? Does Scorpio moon count as Scorpio?

  • @DonPepeelToro No, because Scorpio Moon is an emotional energy... as apposed to the Sun which is Ego. Some of the characteristics will apply to you if you have Scorpio Ascendant, Moon, Mars or Pluto, but this is mostly for Sun in Scorpio.

  • @ENT84127 sure ;)

  • im scorpio and this shit is so true. BUT we suffer...

    its black or white. im in a bad mood 50% of the time.

  • @giugnhgbvinierngvb89 Don't feel bad-I'll try to cheer you up. I'm a scorpio too. Here comes the cheering up part-You only feel that way because everyone else non-scorpio---DOESN"T DO WHAT WE SAY!!!!---Listen up non-scorpios, pull your heads out of your asses and just OBEY! The world would be better off if we ran the place-and thered be alot less dumbasses and douchebags walking around as well!-There....feel better now?

  • @TheStaticage01 you scorpios are very funny persons and I love your twisted ( sometimes sick mind)... I have many scorpio friends..you can get bored with these persons....I feel better , you make me laugh ;) thx

  • @cate35 Thanks...I'm here to help.

  • @TheStaticage01

    I wrote 'can' instead of 'can't'  , so it's : you can't get bored with scorpios..sorry for the mistake , but it's from speed or keyboard or an intergalactic conspiracy ..not that I really care :-j .help me , plsss :P

  • @cate35 I figured as much. No problem-understood.....with that said-if it werent for my ability to infer in this situation I'd also be in favor of the intergalactic conspiracy scenereo too? Please be advised, if you experience any "missing time",any "beaming", "scanning", or "probbing" over the next few weeks don't worry you'll be okay so just RELAX. Every so often the micro chips we've implanted in you humans to prevent spelling errors can lose their signals-you probably just need a re-fit? :)

  • @TheStaticage01 thx so much. Now I can sleep much better ;) hahhahaha you are so funny ..still, there's a problem: all my friends tell me I'm not normal, you know crazy :-s ( I'm not anything like that . I pass all the tests ;) ) .Maybe I'm half alien , so spelling mistakes are not my biggest problem ...and Cancers are not good for Scorpios , no way..

    I'm still laughing, I missed talking with a true Scorpio..

  • @cate35 Ok...heres the test then...please answer within the parameters of each queston-any evasive answer or answer that strays from the question will count as a wrong answer...#1 of which two soft drinks do you prefer-coke or pepsi?

  • don't ask, just leave us alone, we will love for ever and will do it once in a live time, we may even have chosen that person way before he or she knew it and no matter what circumstances we are facing we will still love her...

  • scorpios just need to take a chill pillll take it easy man

    jammin