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  • WE'RE F U CK E D PAT

    F U C K ED

    sums it up really

  • cheap and unfunny.unoriginal too.lame...

  • Alan Shortt is as funny as Brian Cowen is competent.

  • @uarecheap communist revoulution in ireland

  • @JohnAdams198805 ahh yes 

  • Anyone else here Kenny sayed "Bertie your welcome" when Alan walks out... The highest paid tv presenter in Ireland on the biggest talkshow in Ireland doesn't even know the name of our Taoisheach

  • @Irishandproudtobe former taoiseach, and yeah he does say it

  • @amgtechy I know who he is... One of the luckiest men in this country.. Should be in jail..

  • @Irishandproudtobe ur dam rite

  • @Irishandproudtobe

    he gets ten grand a week what the fuck does he care who the PM is

  • that was great

  • @smilyxxx1 the man is a fool

  • Awesome dudes. Im 100% percent Irish n proud of it like and we lov to like laugh at ourselves. We beat those bad bankers with peaceful protest & dis Country will be great again u see.We'll be back drinking n partyin and screwing those fine drunken Irish Daughters, man those young Irish girls sure do love der Alcohol, dats wat make em soooooo cool. C'mon Fine Gael, Ireland is back in business. RaSpex.

  • It's funny cause it's true!

  • Ahh were fucked pat fucked!

  • gallagerwellerbrown what a weirdo

  • I'd love if this guy got a bullet in the dick. And a section of picket fence through the skull of the fuckers who were laughing at it.

  • @GallagherWellerBrown it is hilarious 

  • when injustice is law, rebellion is duty

  • a whales blowhole pffffffffpt

  • According to economic analysts, the so-called "irish Bailout" will cost Ireland 30% of its GDP for many yrs, and 10% of its tax revenues for many yrs will go to paying just the interest on the IMF/ECB loan. All this cost imposed to pay the debts & bonds of a few privately owned Irish banks. In effect Ireland is bailing out German, UK and French banks. Why?

  • Vote for me – at least I won’t ruin the country! I want to do masters, but can’t afford it so I’m trying to win the money! Please vote for me here: actimelfulloflife ie profile-1162 and like it on Facebook so that others can see it too! ^_^ (I wouldn’t annoy people except this is my only shot at a future!)

  • He doesn't sound like Cowen at all. He sounds more like Bertie Ahern.

  • RTÉ Consumer-mas announcement:

    Now that we have you glued to the idiotbox on Consumer-mas day. We here at Artyeee will jump at the chance to push our multicultural agenda and evil nazi type movies into your dumbed down pea-brains

    Perfect traditional Consumer-mas viewing will feature, as always, our neverending showing of- the evil nazis, concentration camps(so festive) and The Secret of Kells,(the secret being blacks and arabs had always lived here).In fact they're the real Irish!!!

  • FF is a sinking ship.......

  • Is this the best satire that we can come up with?

  • @uarecheap We need communism. A good dictator would whip us into shape.

  • @uarecheap LIKE FABLE 3 ^_^

  • @uarecheap ULA 

  • @uarecheap i do agree with fucking FF+FG, but you're a fucking retard!

  • @uarecheap ...a peaceful non compliant one, agreed

  • what a truly awful impression! and he doesn't even say anything funny. I can't believe RTE would air such nonsense....oh no wait, I can

  • I bet most of ye voted them in. I saw all this coming a long time ago. You reap what you sow. Every one of us are responsible for this mess we are in. Ye were all happy to vote them in while ye were sippin mocha lattaes discussing the 3 series bmw you were going to buy, now its all gone tits up ye are looking for someone to blame. Start with no. 1. I'm frigging delighted for ye. I sold up before the bang and now I'm retired before 45 in florida. ha ha ha.

  • @ballickmoyler ...not every Irishman/woman was involved in this obsession with greed, some were actively campaigning against it, it's fantastic that your in a foreign country that you will never belong to and have an unhealthy disdain for your fellow countrymen...to wallow in your country's misfortune is to loathe yourself...this country is far more than its monetary or 'lack of' wealth..

    bet you still live here? 'Every one of us are responsible for this mess 'WE ARE IN''

    Is mise le meas,Des

  • @aseireann SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!

  • @aseireann Thanks. I'm not exactly sure what you mean when your are talking of belonging to a country and all. I have plenty of friends here, many Irish that had the good sense to leave. I feel I belong fine here. I'm in the US. We built the place. And I don't wallow in misfortune. Watching like this brings it back. I would say 90% of people were ripping off the next lad in the celtic tiger. The people complaining now were doing most of it. And they cant see that they played a part. Idiots.

  • controversial

  • thats our minister for ya talking shit nothing new there. what do you think of da bail out song and for those who havent seen it watch it.

  • we need more of this :D

  • What a Legend!!!

  • watch youtube.com/watch?v=uVsfMAF9lZ­o

  • jacuzzi lol

  • brian cown is a total pig

  • all them stupid sheep that are in the crowd, they gave a great applause when tony blair was on the show, if brian cowen actually did come on the show and told them they were a bunch of idiots they'd prob laugh and give him a standing ovation.

  • @damosapian

    baa baaa baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaa

  • i feel sorry for BIFFO sometimes

    its not his fault he is a FAT UGLY USELESS CUNT

    IF HE HAD A SHRED OF DIGNITY HE WOULD RESIGN

  • unbelievable jeff

  • I miss Pat Kenny... ;)

  • @JulieBugxx feck pat the rat

  • @MrWeedluv I was joking.. Haha :L

  • Damn, I sure miss Dermot Morgan every time I see some wannabe who's bad at intimating a government official. Dermot Morgan had such a great gift and talent, it sure is sad he died at the peak of his career.

  • WELL THANK GOD ULSTER SAID YES;-) AFTER A LONG TIME OF NO,

  • did he foresee something with the pint........

    & the thing is, we irish are - without doubt - getting just what we deserve ....

    FF are destroying this country & yet again and again they are voted back into office...

    Biffo gets pissed & Bertie's doing adds as a sunday sports writer .......

    Comedy just couldnt write it that good...................

  • @anthonynewsome Indeed. Of course they are going to loose the next election, now all the damage is done, and someone else will have to clean up the mess, while they all retire on the fat pensions. Talking about an easy ride.

  • @ballickmoyler very true - I wouldnt call Harney an 'easy ride' or any other type of ride for that matter - men would turn to soft fruits instead - could u imagine her in a g-string lads -

    this video is spot on tho - the mucks in FF are this guy - thick ignorant but they have this country be the nuts squeezing it dry -

  • not funny at all. just some random bogger simpleton with no talent at all. Why do the audience find this so funny?

  • bad taste

  • @manusdeburca

    suck my bank you FF twat you sold our country...piss off

  • Bertie is writing for the news of the world, irish sunday news paper, i call for the people of ireland to boycott it. Send a message that he hasnt got away wit it and we know what type of a person he is and dont want anything to do with anything he is assosiated with or benifits from.

  • Brian Cowen is a complete joke and a buffoon!

  • RTE: Irelands national broadcaster. We specialise in pumping out any movies or programmes that are anti-Nazi, anti-racist, pro-immigrant and pro-multicutural. We aim to air this rubbish, I mean fab stuff, everyday, or at least every chance we get.

    RTE:Priming the Irish to support immigration, turning Ireland brown, one programme at a time.

  • hahahahahaha

  • this is more funny now considering recent events!

  • HANG IN THERE BRIAN, AT LEAST TILL U BAIL OUT ANGLO IRISH AND ALL YOUR DEVELOPER BUDDIES.

  • Shite

  • this cunt might do a better job then the piss head we have now

    o yea fuck Endaaa to/ fg bastard half cocked muppet

  • Fucking arsehole cowen is,Shoulda been fucked outta office when he was drunk on the radio!

  • Awful impression tbh

  • Reality TV at its finest.

  • this is a terrible impression

  • Im so sick of all the annoying impersonaters in this country . They arnt even funny. The only tjing he does to make the crowd laugh is say fuck.

  • @spateeight ...if you dont like impersonators, why do you keep watching videos featuring IMPERSONATORS and leaving stupid comments???

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  • Him and all the rest of the goverment are parasites ....the whole lot of them set themselves up for the rest of there lives while we and our children will be paying for there lavish lifestyle for the rest of our lived ...how many of them bastards are getting letters from the banks telling them there morgage is in arrears or can't put petrol in there car ...I'm sick of the lot of them

  • fuckin fat corrupt bastard

  • Thumbs up if you like his prostate!!

    The dogs in the tweet will be sheeting glass after dis.

  • WE TAKE THE PISS OUT OF BRIAN BUT THIS IS THE WAY THE MAN IS IN REAL LIFE, AND THE FUCKER IS RUNNING OUR LIVES, GET HIM OUT

  • Brilliant !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This sketch is so not funny. Why in the name of God is everybody laughing?

    His accent sounds more akin to Bertie Ahern and the gibes are just so cheap and predictable.

  • Every body get your money out of the banks this country is going Bankrupt!!!!!!

  • @canyonerodriver

    Are you going to counter the facts that show out of 100s of autopsies done by American Military pathologists in Auschwitz, not 1 was found to have gassing as cause of death, rather they died from the disease Typhus.

    going to answer this or just keep trolling?

  • An Taoiseach for PMT........THIS was funny Trish.....even mentions Iceland :-)

  • An Taoiseach for PMT........THIS wasfunny Trish.....even mentions Iceland :-)

  • An Taoiseach for PMT.......THIS was funny Trish he he

  • @canyonerodriver

    "you havent provided any facts" that is a complete lie.

    My 1st comment is full of facts telling how American military pathologists did not find 1 case in Auschwitz of death by gassing. What they did find in 100s of autopsies was death due to typhoid disease.

    Historians are reputable today because if they present the facts that show it did not happen, they are witchunted and lose their job, their career, their livlihood.Also in France and Germany you are imprisoned.

  • Alan Shortt would be a better Taoiseach than Brian Cowen ever was.

  • @canyonerodriver

    so you can't counter facts, you just reply with insult. I think we see who has right on their side. If not counter what I am saying about the holohoax. Instead of hatefilled rant.

    It is clear now, that everything the history books taught were not the whole truth.

  • @canyonerodriver

    Prominent British intellectual John Keegan made this most cogent comment: “Prof. Lipstadt…seems as dull as only the self-righteously politically correct can be. Few other historians had ever heard of her before this case. Most will not want to hear from her again.”

    Far from a destroying of Irving it was a phyrric victory, which may well see her winning a battle only to lose the war. And be a useful example in that war for truth.

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  • @canyonerodriver

    “Irving has been greatly hampered, “ the British magistrate noted, “ in presenting this aspect of the case by the unexpected decision of the Defendants, in full knowledge of the allegations which Irving was making about the conduct of Lipstadt, not to call her to give evidence and to be cross-examined by Irving. It goes without saying that the Defendants were perfectly entitled to adopt this tactic but it did place Irving, acting in person, at a disadvantage.”

  • @canyonerodriver

    Even the trial judge, Mr. Justice Charles Gray, pointed out in his final ruling that Irving was at a disadvantage because he could not cross-examine Lipstadt in regard to his claim that there was an international Jewish conspiracy to silence him.

  • @canyonerodriver

    "Irving didn’t lose his case because of any inherent flaw in Holocaust revisionism. The historian, who represented himself in court, is not a lawyer, and he squared off against a very talented legal team.

    Also, Irving himself has stated that he is not an authority on the Jewish tragedy of WWII or Holocaust revisionism. Indeed, he has admitted that he has not even read important Holocaust revisionist studies--most notably, Arthur Butz’s The Hoax of the Twentieth Century.

  • @canyonerodriver

    Deborah Lipstadt did not destroy Mr.Irving at all.

    Citing DL as a credible source is unwise.

    The work of Deborah Lipstadt contains fallacies, apparently false claims, omissions and flawed judgment calls that are riddled with a hypocritical double standard.

    lets have a look at that so-called destruction by Lipstadt upon Irving

  • @canyonerodriver

    None of this is from David Irving, there are far more revisionist historians of who are much greater than Mr.Irving. Yet you do not know of them or ever heard of their proper objective work, because it is all censored.

  • brian clown

  • @canyonerodriver

    Can you show me the evidence that shows it did happen?

  • hey any1 on facebook? look up ...How can Brian Cowen be Taoiseach when he's at McDonald's the Whole time ... and like the page thanks!! LOL

  • 9 dislikes = 9 AIB managers

  • nicolas Jacouzi lol

  • Enda kenny will be leader of ireland. Brian cowen and fine fail ruined this country.

  • Brian Cowen is a disgrace the man needs to get out of office

  • For one of the truths about the many lies told about Germany.

    Google:

    The Liberation of the Camps: Facts vs. Lies by Theodore J. O' Keefe.

    If you want the facts go to Institute for Historical Review (ihr.org) and click on their archives.

    Germany has been lied to and lied about.

  • And just to add...

    Experience abroad is one of the main prerequisites for governing any business.

    Yet count the number of government ministers who have ever worked abroad or gained any international experience before governing a country. Little wonder then why a progressive general population would feel so un-represented by 1970s-style parochial gombeens.

    Will things change under this system? Take a look at the calibre of Kenny et al. waiting in the wings to take over. Depressing.

  • This system promotes the rise of local gombeens, but the set of personality traits required to work the system from Parish to Parliament are different from those required to govern a country.

    Many of the US cabinet members are unelected and are appointed from the private sector for their expertise. We should do likewise.

    Many available experts would spend a term running a govt. department, but none could ever have survived the climb through the gombeen-promoting system we have.

  • @Freshhhhh1982 You seem to have just disregarded everything I just said. My

    parents are not in a high tax bracket, did I suggest they were?

    Also, look at my comment about private schools not actually existing in a strict sense in Ireland (bar the Institute of Education and Yeat's College- the only two, which are in Dublin whereI don't live). I didn't go to a Blackrock or Clongowes mainly because taxes are too high for my parents to afford it

  • @Freshhhhh1982 Interestingly in Ireland there is no escape from state-sponsored education since the state subsidises private schools. Thus your question was irrelevant as everybody attends a state-sponsored school even if they have the means and desire not to. Sorry but trying to compare public goods provision to welfare entitlements is fallacious

  • @Freshhhhh1982 She shouldn't and she didn't. Education has been deemed a public good which every person is equally entitled to (I disagree with that but that's the way it is). It's not a welfare programme for a specific subgroup (the disabled, aged, disadvantaged etc.) My parents' tax contribution far exceeded the cost of my education, a tax rebate or a marginal reduction would have meant some of that money could be used on my education

  • @Freshhhhh1982 I did indeed

  • @Freshhhhh1982 I avail of public services if that's what you mean. I don't benefit from any welfare, entitlement or redistribution programmes though

  • @Freshhhhh1982 As for your nephew. Whyshould I pay for your nephew's care? You point out that his parents are fully employed. They can pay for it. You claim they pay taxes therefore they are in the top 50% of earners (as that is the only income band that actually pays net taxes). Not the government's problem, it's an issue for individuals and families. Certainly not my problem

  • @Freshhhhh1982 So you're saying that taxes stripped your grandmother of the ability to prepare for her own superannuation? So you propose that the government should levy more taxes on others to support your grandmother so that yet another generation ends up in the same grim situation? I think you and your family should accept responsibility and take care of your own flesh and blood. Only decent thing to do. Ireland has an exceptionally generous welfare state btw regardless of my above argument

  • @cardesigner5 He isn't anymore, on a salary basis, and other leaders receive many multiples of what he does in benefits

  • @Freshhhhh1982 Maybe if your granny and your autisitic nephew's parents provided for themselves instead of freeloading on the rest of us they could afford their own services now. tanstaafl

  • Mr.Tayto/Mr.Potato Head- Our countrys fucked....

  • Isnt it sad that as a nation...as a people...we have left this man in power...our families must be turning in their graves for all that they have fought for

  • can ye get hold of the rest of this video anywhere????

  • ABSOLUTE RUBBISH!!

  • Pathetic.

    Gombeenism like this is the last thing we need.

    If you're talking about guy who presided over the most reckless finance department in the history of the Irish state and the best you can do is dress up in a fat suit then you are a moron who needs to go read some books.

  • He looks a bit like Cowen but its not a good impression.

    Firstly he's too responsive..Cowen is permanently subdued!

  • @upstandingman

    Good man yourself! 100% in agreement with you!

  • Shit! Pure and utter SHIT!

    I know Brian Cowen well and he is not a BIT like what this amatuer eejit made him out to be!

  • God he said it, we are fucked and will be till he and his crowd of useless tits get fucked out. Can anyone explain to me how they get medical cards automatically when their salary (and subsequent pensions) are so high, at one stage Ahern was getting as much as the US president? They arent worth the bullets it would take to shoot them

  • in simple terms they are a party for themselves not for the people, they continue to cut nurses pay, teachers pay, funds for the two most needed department, education and health. All that Cowen and the rest of his collegues want is their pockets lined, after that screw everyone else, they get what the ywant

  • i AGREE 100 PERCENT

  • a fine description of brin cowen fat alcho idoit not mutch leader ship in the fat bastard either

  • @graham640

    What the FUCK would you know! You're probably sitting at home on your arse doing nothing while the ACTUAL Brian Cowen is doing his very best to get this country back to what was known as "normal"! Just a reminder - It certainly WAS NOT his fault!! We ALWAYS want more than we can have! The moral of the story is, WE ARE NEVER, EVER HAPPY!

  • @SuperIrishman2009 you sound like a fianna fail seed

  • I am not a fan of cowen but i think this is a bit much.

  • Hey upstandingman I think you will find that Cowan is a prize arsehole !

  • @crossguns1947

    Two things!

    1) It's CowEn NOT Cowan!

    2) And what would you know about Brian Cowen?!?!?

  • Two things

    Firstly the bastard was finance minister when the economy was overheating due to FF policies and nice fat backhanders.

    Secondly I live here ! and cannot wait till he and his aWFUL CREW ARE FUCKED OUT !

  • @crossguns1947 Relax! jeez

  • @crossguns1947 i agree entirely

  • @crossguns1947 ..shut up...i suupose he caused the property collapse in america aswell...get real like...fine gael would be worse...i garuantee it....

  • @lambodaly What parochial rubbish! The best FF can come up with is "others would beworse so we should be allowed to continue to fuck things up our way."

  • @upstandingman

    Take it up with RTE and complain to them if this episode offends you! Don't be lecturing me honey!

  • A X A / AIB cover up !!!

    Rte footage from 2006 !

    regulator does nothing - not even investigate !

    Click username !!!

  • I'm not the one who said there is a problem with the HSE; you are, honey!

    You're the one who is moaning, while I am laughing!

  • I'm not supporting him just because I have a sense of humour? Maybe you could see if the HSE do humour transplants. You sound like one of those Yanks who used to say to Americans that they were unAmerican if they didn't support Bush! lol

  • When Pat Kenny can get away with lampooning you, then you're probably fucked...

  • Whatever cocktard! This shit was funny.

  • brian cown is a fucking disgrace, tell cown to get his thumb out of his prostate

  • @MrHellohel He's a great man shup

  • Did Pat Kenny just address him as Bertie??

  • @MrHellohel Yes!!!! this is true!!!!! Fuck off Brian cowen!!!!!get out office while u can!!!!

  • Get a grip you fool. It's called comedy. I think it's accurate. He's a boor.

  • want a MF399turbo

  • Very funny!

  • Worst. Biffo. Impersonation. Ever.

  • SinnFéin all the way boy

  • Yes, because everyone loves a bunch of shameless murderer's

  • How exactly have they brought this forward? Elucidate please for the majority of citizens. Going forward is all they're at you fake republican retard. FF need to be retired from the Irish political scene. They are an insult to their founders and people like Lemass. I should know, I canvassed for them in the 80's. I reckon you're just a mé féiner though, a bandwagon boy. Did they get you much then ClimbOnMyBack?

  • yea i'm a retard and i like to wind strangers up haha

  • kjdsngfkjlhgfdashnofasd

  • *NO SIDE: Shinners, Ganley, Socialists, Coir, Eirigi, UKIP, Le Pen, BNP.

    *YES SIDE: all international chambers of commerce, most independent economists, 3 main political parties, IFA, IBEC, IDA, ISME, SIPTU, ICTU, most major trade unions, Small Firms Association, Pfizer, Ryanair, Intel, Microsoft.

    Who you going to trust?