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  • 1)CHAIRE2)fus ro da ed3)dragonborn4)hourse5)playin­g skyrim 6)dovahkiin 7)psp 8)dragon 9)but then i took an arrow to the knee 10)knee 11)the day skyrim came out 12)dovadouch

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  • 1) Lamp 2) Kick them in the shin 3) Ridiculous 4) Space Ship 5) Masturbation 6) Michael Collins 7) Vibrator 8) Kangaroo 9) I'm falling and I can't get up! 10) Penis 11) St. Patrick's Day 12) Douchebag

  • 8) kootra

  • 1) Microwave 2) Rape in the mouth 3) Pink 4) Dildo Mobile 5) Shooting People 6) Osama Bin Lsden 7) Ipad 8) Unicorn 9) HOLY ASSFUCK MOSES!! 10) Uterus 11) Labor Day 12) Shit Dick
  • 5) washing an old person

  • HA haaahh, shirt joke

  • @adamizer17

    Nice I luv 10

  • 1)toaster oven 2)rape 3)brown 4)penis boat 5)rape 6)hitler 7)hand massager (for down there) 8)dickachi (bird who's calls r sex related) 9)fuck berries 10)boob 11)kick a ginger day 12)pee pants I know I'm a dick
  • 1. Hand Mixer 2. Slap them 3. Slimy 4. Car 5. Dance 6. Linclon 7. Gameboy 8. Dinosaur 9. Shit 10. Butt Cheek 11. Father's Day 12. Osaki
  • Hey, I heard that song from a game called "I Love Traffic" on Kongregate. What is its origin?

  • RAP IT xD

    

  • Nice ass shot at the end, there, Floss. : 3

  • 1)television 2)kick in the balls 3)Hard 4)Hummer 5)Watching brentalfloss videos 6)Columbus

    7)stapler 8)Bigfoot 9)Aw SHIT 10)tongue 11)Thanksgiving 12) Mr. Falcon Punch

  • 01.Washing Machine 02. Fingering 03. sour 04. Van 05. Drinking 06.Donkey's Butthole 07.Tazer 08. Turtle 09. ''HOW MANY COULD HE SHE FIT IN THERE?!" 10.Brain 12.Sugar Booger

  • 01. A George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine. 02. Greet with a sideways peace sign and a duck face. 03. Salty. 04. A Hoveround sporting a "Keep On Truckin'" bumper sticker. 05. Commenting on YouTube videos. 06. Nicolaus Copernicus 07. A gently used Virtual Boy. 08. The Internet Troll 09. "Smells like Bigfoot's dick!" 10. Bitch tits. 11. Today - Christmas Eve! 12. Screech
  • Anybody else notice that the little white circle that tells you where you are in the video, is a snowflake right now?

  • 1) Microwave 2) Shoot someone in the knee with an arrow. 3) Ugly 4) ATV 5) Sex 6) Adolf Hitler 7) Smart Phone 8) Bigfoot 9) WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE POP-TARTS? 10) Middle Finger 11) April 12th (Brentalfloss' birthday) 12) Wanky McSpanky
  • Alright YouTube, add a love button. Get on that.

  • DAMN, I LOVE THIS GUY! <3 Sexually harassing him was my greatest achievement in life. :3

  • Love. Hah.

  • 7: DSI and a phone

  • He didn't say #11

    

  • When he said an adjective i had a brain fart and couldnt remember what it meant and i was thinking to myself what does that mean... then brent said look it up asshole and i was like d.. did brentalfloss just read my mind through a video.....

  • 1. Blender 2. Stab 3. Narcissistic 4. Jaguar 5. Blow Things Up 6. Mario Mario 7. Laser Pointer 8. Metroid Prime 9. EGADS! 10. Middle Finger 11. Easter 12. Kumquat

  • 1) eggbeater 2) punch in the back of the face 3) charismatic 4) Hummer 5) burnin and lootin 6) Rasputin 7) slingshot 8) Harpie 9) "I got lizard vomit on my dress shirt!" 10) spine 11) Box Day 12) Bob

  • 1. Toaster 2. Bitchslap 3. Melodramatic 4. Prius 5. Jumpin and shootin 6. Einstein 7. Mega Buster 8. Draconequus 9. Eureka! 10. Pelvis 11. Solstice 12. Chum
  • 1) Weed. 2) Eat. 3) Mediocre. 4) Your Mother. 5)Sex. 6)BrentalFloss. 7)GameBoy 8)MissingNo. 9)TRIANGLES ARE PEOPLE TOO!. 10)Biceps. 11) September 7th. 12)MrKiller.

  • @MrMurigun 13. Profit

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  • 8) Vagina blood sucking vampire beast

  • 1) Garborator 2) Muder 3) festering 4) helicopter 5) tobogganing 6) Queen Elizabeth 7) blender 8) chupacobra 9) Tits! 10) left knee cap 12) Jim-bob

  • 3) Corpulent -- 4) UNIMAG -- 10) Pinkie Toe -- 12) Spanky

  • 1)hair straightener 2)karate chop 3)Stupid 4)moped 5)fighting for your life 6)Sacagawea 7)iPod 8)Honey Badger 9)Holy Assballs! 10)earlobe 11) Brentmas 12)Skippy

  • The last 20 seconds were EPIC.

  • byeeee........ow! XD lol

  • 1) Vacuum Cleaner 2) pepper spray in the face 3) Filthy 4) Jet pack 5) Sex 6) Adolf Hitler 7) dildo 8) hippopotamus 9) FUCK ME!! 10) Rectum 11) Brentmas 12) Fuckwad or Chapbag

  • @poopa911 as he read off the topics i looked at each of the ones you put down

  • 1) Toaster 2) Dope-slap 3) Wet 4) Crotch-rocket 5) Breakdancing 6) Winston Churchill 7) iPod 8) Platypus 9) Holy Shit! 10) Buttocks 11) Talk Like A Pirate Day 12) Gimpy
  • 1. Microwave 2. Hug 3. Clean 4. Car 5. Decorating the Christmas tree 6. Louis Riel 7. Game Boy 8. Cat 9. Oh My! 10. Arm 11. July 29th 12. Matt

  • 2) steal his/her toilette (by the way, you made a mistake in the description there, it says "something you can -to do- somebody else" ;) )

  • 1.phone 2.beat them up 3.wet. 4.train 5.video gaming 6.Fusajiro Yamauchi 7.3Ds 8.bat 9.yes 10. heart 12.Christmas 11.venom9999
  • 1) Dishwasher 2) Kiss 3) Wet 4) Cadillac 5) Singing 6) Abe Lincoln 7) Gameboy 8) Cat

    9) NOOOO!! 10) Foot 11) Christmas 12) Darling

  • 1. Sink 2. Punch 3. Itchy 4. Bus 5. Dancing 6. Joan of Arc 7. Cell Phone 8. Goat 9. "Get out of the water!" 10. Knee 11. 1st of April 12. Honey

  • 1. bacon 2. bacon 3. bacon 4. bacon 5. bacon 6. bacon 7.bacon .8 bacon 9.bacon 10. bacon

    11. human bacon 12. 42

  • 1. Oven; 2. Hug; 3. Transparent; 4. Bicycle; 5. Jumping on beds; 6. Isaac Newton; 7. Nintendo 3DS; 8. Mouse; 9. French the Llama!; 10. Toe; 11. 28th of February; 12. Nyx

  • 1) A mixer 2) Tickle 3) gross 5) Hovercraft 6) Jack the Ripper 7)Dildo 8) Dodo 9) Kill it with fire 10) Feet 11) Talk-Like-A-Pirate-Day 12)pumpkin

  • 1 toaster 2 punch 3 awesome 4 golf cart 5 lazertag 6 chuck noris 7 gun 8 lizard 9 great balls of fire 10 lilac creast 11 easter 12 jas

  • 1)Nosecleaner 2) pimp-slap 3)shiny 4)go-cart 5) Megazone (you know one of those massive gaming halls) 6) Eric the red 7) Ipad 8) penguin 9) Ay caramba 10) Plexus 11) Victorias Day 12) Figgelepew

  • Bye, Floss! 1.) Toasters (as in "There's the problem, too many toast-tahs) 2.) Hogtie 3.) Dead 4.) Pidgy 5.) Scrub all the floors in Hyrule 6.) Mama Luigi 7.) Scouter (Dragon Ball Z) 8.) Ocktorock! 9.) Crazy Stairs (Inside Joke) 10.) Big Floppy Saggy Penis (Inside Joke, having to do with a mad lib my friend and I did) 11.) Brentmas 12.) Mr. Chicago
  • 1)Trash Compactor 2)Merging 3)Dainty 4)Fiat 5)Pogo Jumping 6)Spiderman 7)Emaculator 8)Chocobo 9)Shit just got real! 10)Face 11)Hobo day 12) Slip n' Slide :D

  • 8) Brentalfish

  • 1. Dildo

  • 6.) Abe Lincoln

  • 1) Blender 2) Rape 3) Dance 4) SUV 5) Masturbation 6) Abe Lincoln 7) Gameboy 8) Bigfoot 9) DICK! 10) Scrotum 11) Flag Day 12) Pickle-Fish-Lips

  • 5) masturbation =3

  • 5) Sucking a child's toes.

    

  • 9) CTHULHU FHTAGN!

  • 10) penis :P

  • 2) rape

  • 1) spatula

  • 9) DO A BARREL ROLL!

  • Anyone have an idea of the song?

  • 2) pepper spray

    teehee!

  • 2) grope

  • 1) The brave little Toaster.

  • 8) a robloxian n00b

  • 9)HATSUNE MIKU

    like if you hate

    justine bieber!

  • 1) Turkey Basin 2) Cook 3) Brental-tastic! 4) Golf Cart 5) Glomping 6) Ulysses S Grant 7) PSP 8) Flying Spaghetti Monster 9) Poop-Shit! 10) Left Nipple 11) Boxing Day 12) my little iPad
  • 1) blender 2) bang 3) disgusting 4) X-Wing 5) jerkin' off 6) colonel sanders 7) Pokedex 8) Dragon 9) Holy dick! 10) big toe 11) Christmas 12) broseph

  • #1 A waffle maker.

    #2 Declare a thumb war.

  • 6) Shigeru Miyamoto

    4)Rocking Chair

  • 1) Fridge 2) Rape 3) Mind-blowing 4) Millenium Falcon 5) Sex 6) Moctezuma 7) Glass pipe 8) Troll 9) What a shitload of fuck! 10) Vagina 11) International Toking Day 12) Diarrhea Fiend

  • 9) I BEG TO DIFFER!

  • 1) Toaster oven 2) Sexting 3) Bloated 4) a Delorean 5) Masturbation 6) Adam West 7) iPhone 8) Staypuff Marshmallow Man 9) Balls! 10) Armpit 11) Boxing Day 12) Fart-sniffer

  • 1) blender 2)suck 3)italian 4)rape van 5)kicking balls 6)alfred hitchcock 7)penis pump 8)NARWHALE 9)MY ASS ITCHES 10) boob 11)national weed day 12) cocksucker

  • 1. dildo 2. rape 3.pussy 4.ice cream van 5.sex 6.Chuck Norris 7.vidrator 8.woman 9.HOLY SHIT! 10.penis 11.Hump Day 12. Sex buddy.

  • 6) Chuck Norris

  • 8) Brentacle Monster

  • 1. Vibrator 2) strangle 3) smelly 4) a train 5) sex 6) Hugh Hefner 7) Vibrator 8) Elmo 9) Fuck 10) Penis 11) Friday the 13th 12) McDick von fuck

  • 9. Holy FudgeNuggets Batman

  • 4. A Time Machine

  • 9. Burst me bagpipes!

  • 1. Toaster 2. Slap 3. Message 4. Robot dog (mega man) 5. Gaming 6. Dr Seuss 7. Dildo 8. Water buffalo 9. Yahtzee! 10. Foot 11. Labor day 12. Stumpy Mac squibs

  • 3. Slippery

  • 1. Vacuum cleaner. 2. Massage. 3. Furry. 4. Aeroplane 5. Trampolining 6. Hiter 7. iPod 8. Donkey. 9. HELL NO! 10. Leg. 11 Christmas 12. Monkeyface.
  • 8. el chupacabra

  • 3. sexy

  • 12. FUCKSTICK!

  • 10. sperm

  • 1.wii remote 2. bitchslap 3.thick 4.tank 5.jerkoff... wtf? 6.hitler 7.taser 8.griffin 9.WTF! 10.wennis 11.christmas 12.thumper

  • 4) flying submarine

  • 1-bong 2-donkey punch 3-douche 4-CHOPPA! 5-jack off 6-Chuck Norris 7-hammer  8-doctoroctagonapus 9- I LOVE PENIS! 10-finger 11-kwanza 12-sodapop

  • 1) Toilet 2) Lick 3) Bald 4) Toyota Camry 5) Tag 6) Bruce Lee 7) Screwdriver 8) Eevee 9) Oh my Talking Cat Water Hose!!! 10) Foot 11) Valentines Day 12) Kit Kat

  • 6 Nikola Tesla

  • 1) Television 2) Poop 3) Smelly 4) Minecart 5) Minecraft 6) Notch 7) Gameboy Advance 8) Pony 9) POOPPICKLES! 10) Mah Dick 11) Hanakah 12) Mr. Poophead

  • 6) Adolf Hitler

  • 1) Dishwasher 2) Jump on 3) Slimy 4) Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile 5) Gaming 6) Christopher Columbus 7) Drill 8) Chupacabra 9) Excelsior! 10) Appendix 11) Labor Day 12) Dude
  • 1-vibrator 2-punch 3-bloody 4-dune buggy 5-sex 6-abraham Lincoln 7-vibrator 8-sloth 9-Shitfuck 10-dick 11-friday 11-dick

  • 1-blender 2-pepper spray 3-big 4-rocketship 5-watching a movie 6-walt disney 7-screw driver 8-unicorn 9-HOLY SHIT 10-elbow 11-birthday 12-Shmoopy (sorry had to make a seinfeld reference)
  • #1 Fart Machine #2 Fart on them #3Fartiest #4 Fart Mobile #5 Farting #6 Abraham Farting Lincoln #7 Fart Button #8 Fart Bat #9 FART! #10 Penis #11 Fart Day #12 Fartman

    See I know how to madlib, guys. See.

  • 1:washing machine 2:teabag 3:quick 4:camper van 5:gangbang 6:winston churchill 7:3ds 8:pikachu 9:They made me.....baaaaald 10:rectum 11:CHRISTMAS 12:retrofag

  • 4. M-1 Abrams

  • 3.supercalafragalistic-aladoci­ous

  • 1.Toaster 11.Easter

  • 1. Blender 2. punch 3. yellow-bellied 4. Stalker van 5.LARP 6. Alexander Hamiliton 7. Zune 8. Moogle 9.Crickey! 10. Arm 11. valentines day feb 14 12.Baby bear
  • 1.Toaster 2.Fondle 3.Delicious 4.Train 5.Trolling 6.Teddy Roosevelt 7.Dildo 8.Tarantula 9.What the Fuck! 10.Arm 11.Christmas 12. Numb nuts

  • 4. Kubelwagen.

  • 9. FUCK

  • 2. Spife!

  • 1. vaccum cleaner 2. poke 3.asshole-ish 4.Titanic 5.Trolling 6.Pope benidict the 3rd 7. 357. magnum 8. albanian earthworm 9. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going! 10. left ass cheek 11. St. Patrick's day 12. Sizzle Tits
  • 2) Fondle

    5) Orgy

    7) Vibrator

  • 1) Toaster 2) Throw into a snow man 3) Traditional 4) Air Ship 5) Video Gaming 6) Ghandi 7) Palm Pilot 8) Unicorn 9) Golly! 10) Foot 11) Earth Day 12) Big Jon
  • 1)Can Opener 2)Uppercutted 3)Fruity 4)Hoopty Wagon 5)Spelunking 6)Dwight D. Eisenhauer 7)A watch that shouts LASER BEAMS 8) Rancor 9) Son of a BITCH! 10)Patella 11)Christmas 12)Touganator

  • 5) Spelunking (because it's a funny word :D)

  • 8) gremlin (cute kind)

  • 12: (a monster nicknamed) "Schmoo"

  • wear it and buy it. in that order?

  • 1)Toaster 2)Hug 3)Smelly 4)Blimp 5)Basketball 6)Booker T. Washington 7)Camera 8)Spider 9)BEHOLD! 10)Cankle 11)Halloween 12)Maxie

  • 1) Blender 2) Massage 3) Manic 4) Submarine 5) Hiking 6) George Washington 7) Gameboy Color 8) Pegasus 9) EGADS! 10) Medulla Oblongada 11) Arbor Day 12) Johnny Flipoff
  • 1: Microwave 2: Falcon Punch 3: Ass-Hat 4: Batmobile 5: Playin Classic Megaman 6: Abraham Lincoln 7: Gameboy Color 8: Mustacrackish (Moo-stuh-crack-ish) 9: Damn it Bobby! 10: Left foot. 11: April Fools Day 12: Donut No matter what you choose Floss we all will love it. :D
  • 1] Toaster 2] Cropdust 3] funky 4] winnebago 5] cropdusting 6]Hugh Hefner (sexual revolution newbs look it up) 7] Stapler 8] Chupacabra 9] EXCELSIOR!!! / ALONS-Y!!!! 10] wenis 11] friday the 13th 12] Lunchbox
  • 4.) horse pulled cart

  • 8)Chupacabra

  • 4 mini buss

    10 penis

    11 easter

    8 rat

    6 henry the 8th

    5 masturbating

    1 washing machine

  • 1) Blender 2) Fuck 3) Hairy 4) The Pope-mobile 5) secks 6) Darth Vader 7) Vibrator 8) Loch ness Monster 9) EXCUSE ME BUT I'M GETTING FED UP WITH THIS ORGASM! 10) scaphoid bone 11) St. Patrick's day 12) T-Bone
  • 6) Bismarck

  • 11. Bastille Day

  • 6. Osama Bin Laden

  • 1. Fridge 2. pepperspray s.o. 3. apeshit 4. teacup copter 5. playing trading cards 6. Eisenhauer 7. Tazer 8. Octoroc 9. Gesundheit 10. Ass 11. Black Friday 12. Schätzlchen
  • 1. an iron 2.spin in circles till they vomit 3.NyanCat-like 4.a toaster 5. strangling prostitutes 6.JFK 7. ...a dildo.... 8. human centipede 9. FUS RO DAH! 10. The Abdullah Oblongata 11.National Floss day 12. Cotton Balls :3
  • 3. Shitty

    4. Lawnmower

    6. Brentalfloss

    7. Pistol

    10. Eyelid

  • 1.Toaster 2.Curb Stomp 3.Juicy 4.Golf Kart 5.Video Games 6.Ghandi 7.Tazer 8.Stalfos 9.SPLEEE! 10.Cerabellum 11.Pretend to be a dinosaur day. 12.Hooters
  • 3. Radioactive

    4. Sonic Propulsed Red Accented Automobile

    6. Ptolemy I Soterr

    7. Laser Screwdriver

    9. Great Moogly Woogly!

    11. V-J Day

  • 1 Nutcracker

    2 Teabag

    3 Ballsy

    4 Clown Car

    5 Trolling

    6 Rosa Parks

    7 Taser

    8 Moogle

    10 Spleen

    11 VJ Day

  • 11 - Towel Day

  • 1) microwave . 2) slap . 3) insane . 4) clown car . 5) parkour . 6) Buddha . 7) GameBoy . 8) geco . 9) SHYEEEEE . 10) wienis (elbow) . 11) Boxing Day . 12) Fishy

  • 8). Duck Butt Lollipop!!

  • 6. Abraham Lincoln 12. mr Funky pants

  • 1) Toaster 2) Hump 3) Moist 4) Blimp 5) Juggling 6) Lincoln 7) Vibrator 8) Ostrich 9) Gadzooks! 10) Scrotum 11) Christmas

  • 1) Toaster 2) Tattoo 3) Indescribable 4) Unicycle 5) Lighting firecrackers 6) Hitler 7) ...Vibrator (I somewhat regret this) 8) Octopus 9) Great Scott! 10) Anus 11) Friday 12) Squeak
  • 7 Mega Buster

  • 1) straight iron 2) injure 3) purple 4) spider eclipse 5) play zelda 6) ghandi 7) Phaser 8) panda 9) Holy shit batman! 10) weenus 11) Halloween 12) floss
  • 6 abraham lincon

  • 2 blowjob

  • 1.Plunger 2.Bitchslap 3.Furry 4.Dragonzord 5.Defeating Evil 6.Brentalfloss.......Or Chuck Norris 7.Power Morpher 8.Thundercat 9.It's Morphin' Time 10.Third Eye 11.Mah Birthday 12.J-Mobb
  • 8) mewtwo

  • 1.) Vacuum 2.) Throw them in a pool 3.) Astronomical 4.) Segway 5.) Waterballoon fight 6.) Napoleon 7.) Gameboy 8.) Dragon 9.) Why??? 10.) hips 11.) Anniversary 12.) Pooky
  • 2. Wet Willie

    3. Gratuitous

    8. Raichu

    11. Day of the "How to Count" Seminar

  • 1: Super Toaster 2: Surprise Butt sex 3: Pwntastic 4: Pedo-Van 5: sex/Fucking/Getting it on >.< 6: Abe Lincoln 7: Vibrator 8: Your mother's vaginal warts 9: ABRA-CADAVER! 10: Uvula 11: Ground hog's day 12: Brentalfloss ^.^
  • 9. AW TITS!!

  • Yeah, what the heck. 1) Fridge 2) Hug 3) Brown 4) Batmobile 5) Tag 6) Abe Lincoln 7) PKE Meter 8) Gillman 9) GREAT CAESAR'S TOAST! 10) Foot 12) Pookie 11) Arbor Day
  • @psychoandy I wonder how many people got the reference in #9

  • 2.shoot them in the knee with an arrow

  • 1)Toater 2)scratch 3) gergarious 4) go-kart 5) smackin da bitches 6) Thomas Jefferson 7) Iphone 8) Goblin 9) Is that silicone?! 10) chin 11) MLK day 12) Meta Sheets

  • 6) Video Games

  • 4) Mario's Time Machine

  • 6) King Kong

  • 9) Great Scott!

  • 1) laser printer 2) castrate (:O) 3) punky 4) moped 5) ultimate frisbee 6) Louis XIV! 7) flash drive 8) Turducken 9) Gadzooks! 10) Fibula 11) Your mother-in-law's birthday 12) Floss TwoEars
  • 1. Fork 2.murder 3. Dead 4. Mario kart 5. Masturbation 6. Ben Franklin 7. Game boy 8. Cubone 9. I'm naked 10. Boobs 11. October 8 12. SCGJ

  • 6) Robotic Chuck Norris

  • 2) the pope-mobile

    8) magicarp (I think that's how ya spell it)

  • 1. Egg beater

  • 1. washing machine 2.eviscreate 3.sexy 4. Batmobile 5.playing Megaman 6. Thomas Jefferson 7. iPhone 8. Justin Beiber 9. I WAS FROZEN TODAY! 10. Rectus femoris 11. December 31 12. Douche

  • #5 masturbate

  • 9: elton fucking john!

  • 8. Koopa Troopa

  • 10. Rotting Vagina

  • 4. Rino boner

    

  • 1.) Automatic Toilet. 2.) Circle Jerk. 3.) Wanker. 4.) Flying Pig. 5.) Troll. 6.) Thomas Crapper (made toilet). 7.) Laser Phaser. 8.) Justin Beiber. 9.) What's Up Doc?.10.) Inner rectum. 11.) Dec. 21st 2012. 13.) Nigga.

  • 1. toaster 2. castrate 3. pompous 4. chariot 5. circumcision 6. Travis 7. Vibrator 8 chuck testa 9. VELOCIRAPTOR! 10. spleen 11. national talk like a pirate day. 12. dipshit
  • 1) miiiicrowaaaave 2) FUS RO DAH 3) Bitchy 4) Barbie Jeep 5)