The Vice Guide to North Korea - Part 10

[MyselfTheThird]

I wanna walk into that music library and say "Ya got any Rush?"

[chad3232132]

Oh god, they have Mariah Carey? Now I understand why they hate us.

[r5t6y7u8]

EVERYBODY like Mariah Carey ...

[haz464]

North Korea is Best Korea

[Noraa666]

I wonder how pissed Kim would be if someone stole his patent for a desk from watching this then sued him barring him from use? xD

[skyw4lka]

My desk has a cup holder beat that commis!

[SuperAlcadeias]

Too bad they don't sell those kind of desk in the US

[Frogger0neXx]

Do they sell that desk on ebay?

[felizz09]

Scientific seminars... as in Kim Il Sung created everything?

[Achmed314]

I want that desk, seems neat

[tsilll]

1:30 A COMPUTER!

[Migzter05]

LOL. Even commies are Beatles fans. LOL

[flurto666]

Why are you getting angery if they love there leader so much i bet he was never cought his paints down getting blow job from some girl hahahahahaha you are just jealious hahaha

[GameOver554]

wow this is some crazy shit, you guys are awsome! :D

[Tracer2k]

damn, i wish that some day i cold enjoy the comforts of a desk that can be adjusted

[zzzTipsterzzz]

holy shit! i have that mariah carey cassette

[FrozoneNetworks]

"Scientific seminars."

North Korea + Science trolololololololol.

[felsner1]

That's desk beats the invention of the wheel!

[shakysyxx]

that music is pimp at 0:15 to 0:25 .....i wanna find out who composes that LOL

[MYBRUINS2011]

Why would these bastards listen to the bob dylan, he would also be listed as an imperialist, stupid commies

[F1NGER]

@MYBRUINS2011 If you assume that the narrator for the propaganda films learned English from Bob Dylan, suddenly all his strange pronunciations make sense.

[Doowoo]

1:30 Go ask the professor so he can google the answer for you!

[crooklynsince1983]

North Korea is best........BEST FUCKING DESK IN THE WORLD!! beat that IMPERIALIST DOGS

[jrwinekone]

@crooklynsince1983 OMG ~ NO. IKEA IS GOING TO RUN OUT OF BUSINESS NOW~

[Zaherlol]

NK looks like a very intresting place to visit, but living there is probably hell....

[THELASTBOSS69]

korear



[jared33647]

best desk ever

[marshadedukh]

koreeer

[AbsentMaverick]

In North Korea, your tour guide is expected to control you because an American is expected by his nature to misbehave. If he fails to control you, he or his family can be imprisoned in a concentration camp or executed. It is very possible that this happened to the tour guide in this film. I don't blame the tour guide for his paranoia. This is truly sad. I feel for the guy.

[yascumbag]

no wonder the country isnt moving forwards! nobody will dare make anything for fear of surpassing kims genius!

OH if only there was such a piece of furniture so we could sit and read our books i wouldn't begin to be able to imagine what a 4 legged device could be like.

KIM ILL SUNG: Kim to the rescue allow me to help im going to invent something called... A Table!

GASPS ALL ROUND

yes it has legs and you put shit on it

CROWD Kim ill jung has done it again truly a genuis

[The3rdPlateau]

@yascumbag not just any table...a table with, *gasp* TWO SEPARATE HEIGHT SETTINGS! damn what a genius, what a guy what a guy

can't wait for the Kim ill Jung clothing line, I heard he invented a new revolutionary type of t-shirt XD

[yascumbag]

kim honestly your people are starving and your trying to be an designer for ikea! thats not something to be proud of!

[noformstyle]

,,,,,That Table will last forever due to it's Design and Blessing of our leader..

[tintin4561]

you cant help but laugh at all this

[Evald6y]

haha "best table ever"

[zambimaru]

What's the song playing at the end?

[koopaatroopa]

I'm not Gona lie that table was bad ass

[ishaan211991]

its like time travel, going back to the 60s. who said there are no time machine??

[zagorje28]

Hahahha omfg "Korear xD

Lol at 2.32 xD

[TheCivilEngineer22]

That has got to be the best table ever!

[KiroToru]

kurear

[lolcanozor]

 lmao Ko-ree-er

[PcGamerPaul]

@lolcanozor lol



[dvaplustripet]

most crazy part!!!

[youngprophet2010n]

poor north koreans

[AleAlfano]

Kim Jong-Il invented it, and it's the best desk ever! xD

[aleken]

who does this guy think he is? what has he ever acomplished? all this redneck does is constantly diminish an entire culture (way of thinking) or the efford of a lot of people with a few words. this asshole just mockes and gets helpfulness, trust and friendly respectfulness in return, althoug, as the portrays it, everyone was educated to hate him. i dont have anything to do with NK or asia, but i am truely disguested by this man!

[DIVAD291]

@aleken who does this guy think he is? what has he ever acomplished? all this north korean guy does is constantly diminish an entire culture(way of thinking) or the effort of a lot of people with a few words. this asshole just mockes and gets helpfulness, trust and friendly respectfulness in return,its normal, everyone was educated by him to love him. i dont have anything to do with NK or asia, but i am truely disguested by this man.

[quezcatol]

@DIVAD291 your fucking mad, NK is run by a dictator a communist dictator its a shit country because of him.

[DIVAD291]

@quezcatol i agree.

[TheAnn2shoes]

@DIVAD291  You're still boring, just like your dear Leader.

[DIVAD291]

@TheAnn2shoes wtf? im not from NK and i hate NK leader what you read first is sarcasm...

[TheAnn2shoes]

@DIVAD291 Apologies, replied to the wrong person. Sorry.

[ohnoestheydidnt]

@DIVAD291 Shane is kind of a dick towards the North Koreans. It's as if he went to Detroit, filmed all the abandoned buildings and joked how much it sucked.

[naurispunk]

music room was pretty cool :)

[lilsm555]

I wounder if their are people in korea who actually hate kim jong ill because it seems like they follow blindly i know they cant do anything but still rebel groups usually end up existing all over.

[ElleCM2]

LOL cassettes? it's 2011 not 1989 haha

[ElleCM2]

LOL it's a fucking desk , i'd understand if he had created a time machine but a fucking desk?

[emperormai]

He says Korea like career lol

[VkyleV]

Truly the greatest oppressors of the Imperialist America. I wish to go to North Korea someday however I was born in South Korea, but I lived mostly in Canada/have Canadian citizenship. I wonder if I'm allowed to go...

[KFooks1]

All knowing professor: I am wondering why our entire North Korean history is based upon the ever trying invasion and corruption of the U.S. Imperialists? lol. I have a feeling if someone came with too many questions, questioning their history or leader, they wouldn't be seen of again.

sidenote: i can't believe no one is in that music room! must be off limits for the common folks.

[mii2aable]

this is so typical of American visitors who visit other places, so full of shit this fukin guy went into North Korea with a preconceived notion and an expectation. he is full of shit because he had his suspicions from the beginning and so this whole thing was a big fukin waste of time.

[daverandomster]

Cool table, no lie.

[aluisious]

"Abbey Road...I understand those bastards now!"

Hah

[bewarethenemo]

Go ahead, ask forth your question to the all knowing Wayne, and Wayne shall deliver onto you the answer of correctitude, reguardless of your limited ability to comprehend it.

[niwakunn78]

my god!! the treated kim jong il as GOD! and MC is there <3!

[rowsdower12]

I wish this wasn't broken down into so many videos. I know there is a limit on youtube on time but man.

[eldestsucubus]

@rowsdower12

its 15 minutes now, he could have fit 3-5 into 1 video, its incredibly annoying

[Badmusicpeoplelove]

I still love their musical instruments.

[chriztoph3]

they give the correct answers immediately *glare*

[jokerrhe]

haha this fool's funny...

[lilprincy17]

wow this people are fucking brainwashed! holy mother!! It is therefore not only hard but almost impossible to invade NK and destroy their regime

[WillHurricane]

"Of the wirkirs perty of Korear" LOL

[DragonFly122]

I'm suprised they have Mariah Carey and Bob Dylan...shit.

[PatrioticFront]

@discountninjuh

can you get me the phone number of the Tea House woman??

[ManyFunnyPictures]

This is all very biased. I have lived in North Korean for a couple of years during my studies and I worked at a kimbap place on weekends. They are all nice and normal there - LOL just kidding. Don't fall for the devil. Don't trust communists! Not ever! Not for a second. It's too dangerous.

[outlaw42001]

lol "abbey road.. i understand those bastards now"

[pawntokingspawn]

is the tour guide single?

Did you ask where the fun women are?

Where is the vice??

[Feroce]

"Abbey road... I understand those bastards now!" Love it.

[oneiros666]

Bring som hard-core fisting porn to a NK hotel room and get caught. Wonder what will happen.

[LolDaMaddin]

@oneiros666 i literally lol'ed for some reason HAHAHA

[kcufproduction]

@oneiros666 you sir, are glorious.

[bakaboy2000]

That's funny. I'm glad it was subtitled. If it hadn't been, I would have thought he said "The National Gook Exhibition". Either way I guess.

[Mishkafofer]

My mom went to Soviet University, there were restricted sections in library that contained foreign literature.

Today i surf the web to US and UK universities and get i all from my house.

Screw USSR and North Korea.

[vegasrobbie]

I'm kind of amazed that they got this much footage in North Korea. I just stumbled upon this series on YouTube, and it's fascinating. What an unbelievably depressing and oppressive country.

[ryantwiggsmith909]

I love how the guy says Korea like Career

[melvinbrand]

I am pleased that you got as much film as you did. That's impressive. I think this film would have been impossible even twenty years ago.

[betover68]

i work for IKEA and am very impressed by Kim Jong Il's adjustable desk

[KINGoTHEnerds]

NORT KRRREEERRR

[vkeightyfive]

Dear Leader,

Taped cassettes are so 1992!

-signed,

Western Imperialist Dog

[rikuwillkillu]

"Abby Road I understand those bastards now" hahaha

[shakysyxx]

i wanna go to north korea and visit it myself and listen to there propaganda....it gets boring hearing north american propaganda after awhile lol

[foilseal]

@shakysyxx their; a while

[zerowasp]

It's funny that some Koreans know English, even though I'm fairly sure it is a language that you would called "Imperialist".

[Mirokuofnite]

Does anyone know what Beatles tracks was listed on the tape?

[Yubera2K10]

@Mirokuofnite The album was Abbey road.

The tracks were the tracks from abbey road .

Kim jong il loves come together.

[ryzel1984]

somehow i guess that he didn't get patent for his table ;]]

[dontdeletemyfrog]

i really want the song at the end!! its so awesome does anyone know what it is...

[koovah]

no flashy k-pop in the music library? and wtf is that.. cassettes?

[VitminaFull]

North Korea dont have porn.... haha xD

[jgwest1]

Some of those girls are cute. Would an American be executed for trying to get some of that?

[l235n3p5]

i want to go into North korea and blast DUBSTEP

[At0mmic]

what song was playing at the end of the video?

[Mithrand87]

I'm blown away by the awesome greatness of the desk!!! how perfect! how supreme! how subline! how magnificent! a true work of art!  -_-:::

[muffinmad]

I'm 6'6"

GET ME ONE OF THOSE DESKS

[ebeneezzer]

The gleat reader kim jong il invented sexual intercourse so the korearan perples could enjoy themselves during power shortages at night.

[bfrance2002]

This reminds me of China in 92. But worse. The average parson lives in a mud hut, but the elite have it all. No economy at all.

[Mrgameandwatch33]

Ha abbey Road I understand these bastards now . classic

[AnotherYankee]

ROTFLCOPTER .. Korear !

[l33tnobody1337]

KOREAR!

[evilwatermelon]

him jong il invented a desk you can change the level to. holy shit i wish we had those. /sarcasm.

[Migzter05]

I bet kim jong il's personal room has beatles posters in it:P hahaha:P

[TheOrangePanda]

Kim Jon invented fire !

[OniLunchbox]

I want to see the three stooges in Pyongyang, let’s see them shift through that vernacular.

[Funkybob2]

Speaking of their pride in "modern music", Kim Jong Ill is actually a huge Eric Clapton fan, and, if what I read is true, invited him to sing at Pyongyang.

[fudgester]

'Abbey Road..... I understand those b*stards now....'

Hahaha!!!

[SteveTheCart]

@daguangrong Yeah, I don't know of any western leader who's ever designed any furniture.

[mikey8669]

@ SteveTheCart thats because the western leaders have other problems on their hands other than designing furniture LOL

[Extention6]

at least they have kareer's....

[eyt19]

when were these series made? cause those music players are OLD

[fsprebel]

Did u get any pussy over there?

[eatcarpet]

So do they listen to the Beatles singing "All you need is love..."

[Jauhara]

Dear Lord, they are like the Pakleds....looking for things to make their stuff 'go'.....

[le2key]

holy fack i thought he said, "the national 'gook' exhibition was held in grand style."

[wwood14]

I wonder if these guys ever made the mistake of acceditally breaking out in laughter at all the B.S.??

[lhagiduty]

@sofarsogood9 its abbey road!!!! lmao

[lhagiduty]

abbey road!!!! haha rofl

[sofarsogood9]

abby rose, i understand those bastards now.

[jednoucelovy]

wow how insane people can get! they bring insanity to the whole new level...

[LimesNorrlandicus]

"Professors give them the correct answer immediatly" Lol, yes they give the politically correct answer every time.

[OngakuJinsei]

Any country that had no access to internet but access to Mariah Carey is a corrupt one, indeed. :S

[brijgiglia]

What really upsets me about this episode is the guide in the library is the same guide in "Welcome to North Korea", by Peter Tetteroo and Raymond Feddema, which was made around 7 or 8 years before this...I wonder how many times she has taken visitors on this tour, talking about the same thing using the same words...and maybe worse, what she does in between that?

[syiannakis]

@brijgiglia my EXACT thoughts - its the same woman, same speech, and so on and so on. i almost thought he borrowed some film from welcome 2 north korea, till i saw him on the video.

totaly surreal.....

[Champraves311]

@brijgiglia Wow I just looked it up.  Thats pretty freaky.

[kirkey99]

@brijgiglia

I dunno mate, considering how shitty life is over there, I'm kinda happy that she's ok and well. I always thought they executed guides every time unfavourable movies are made about n korea.

[HordeFTL]

@brijgiglia Yeah I noticed that too exact same person saying the exact same line

[Vovk3]

@brijgiglia

Practice.

[whaleofashrimp]

can you imagine how north korea would react to 4chan?

[TheEfefefefefefefefe]

haha epic

[ScavengerData]

how could they NOT love it

[lordrazi111693]

@whaleofashrimp with love and understanding of course!!

lol

[nyrmcfc6814]

@whaleofashrimp

I would hook up all the tvs in the library, go on a furry thread and run out before I inevitably get shot in the mouth, and yell "I DID IT FOR THE LULZ."

last words to live by for /b/rother

but seriously, that's a great what if

[Dangturtle]

@whaleofashrimp That would only further their hate and misunderstanding of democratic culture. Hell, I was born in a democracy and 4chan still makes me hate freedom.

[Gichnni]

@Dangturtle

How about you take the freedom to ignore 4chan then? Problem solved...

[Dangturtle]

@Gichnni I do, it's when it spills out to the rest of the internet. Where the fuck else are you going to find shit like tubgirl or that god awful jar in ass video.

[Gichnni]

@Dangturtle

LOL those are freakin funneh :D

[intranceakanienie]

@whaleofashrimp u give us greatest youtube comment ever

[ipekatomang]

@whaleofashrimp

they cant .. they wouldnt understand the language .

[Stropy7]

@whaleofashrimp rules 1 and 2, dumbfuck.

[bobmoegrabi]

@Stropy7 Anyone who takes the rules seriously is a complete faggot.

[imanuel2012]

@Stropy7 you're fucking stupid you dumb cunt. They were made by gaia fags to stop the spread of 4chan

[DraskyVanderhoff]

@whaleofashrimp 4chan4ever

[hajudy1]

welcome back from Hell.

[Rallisport]

North Korea is the only nation on EARTH that is purposefully NOT on the internet... Hmmmmmmm..... I wonder why?

[stevster85]

@Rallisport yeah right only 5% of all the population in the word have computers and only 2% or so have internet, so north korea is by far not the worst shit hole on this planet.

[Rallisport]

@stevster85 Well the last time I checked people had these things called cell phones and people are able to get on the internet by using them. I think you can buy a cell phone in just about any convenience store on the planet. But I could be mistaken.

[Konstantin2004]

@Rallisport Well, maybe any convenience store in the industrialized world. Bet you won't find that much wireless internet access in Sudan or Burma...

[stimsWonderland]

wow the philosopher's hotline is a thing straight out of thx 1138! the computer on the desk was a dell i think

[Hot4Truth]

It became clear to me by now that this is a propaganda movie for westerners/americans to show how bad for the people is north korean regime and how much it is violating peoples individual rights, as opposed to western/american authorities that follow all individual rights to the core (yeah right!).

[deanernet]

@Hot4Truth

You have posted a negative comment about this film in each section so far. If you are so offended, why are you watching it?

[nivramstob]

Right!  I'm sure you are posting this from North Korea! Oh, I forgot! They don't even have electricity in the North, much less the Internet! Thank GOD you have the freedom to express your opinion, the people in the North don't.

[keksauraisks]

It's obvious that you've never actually lived in a western-country. Stop listening to what your corrupt 3rd world politicians are telling you about the western world :) Your country is trash and you're obviously brainwashed xoxo

[Omega1874]

@Hot4Truth

Hot4Dicks, if North Korea is so great, why don't you just move there? It seems you're unphased by the lack of humility the North Korean regime shows towards its people who are brainwashed from the moment they are born. They have no idea what alienable rights or freedoms are. To sit here and bash those ideals is just absurd. You should be drug out onto the street and shot, moron.

[Sunburn2007]

whats the music that starts at the beginning of the library sequence?

[theendcredits]

abbey road did teach me alot about "those bastards!" :)

[GraveBeforeTheChains]

"you're" an idiot, actually....

[MrYon10]

i RATHER GO TO SCHOOL FOR 10 YEARS THAN STAY IN DIS COUNTRY FOR 1 DAY!!!! HAHAHHA...

[Truthpolice9698]

The dream of Obama for America.

[bbookmiller]

you are an idiot.......go to your racist tea bagger meetings and enjoy circle-jerks....