Eddie Izzard - How to Choose a Martial Art

[stbr68]

42 people got their hands squeezed around a pen.

[143vampires]

does anyone have a pen?

XD

[PeachsRevenge]

What I love is how do-able he is. Because he's weird, funny, sexy, smart, and a little bit geeky. I mean, hot damn...

[blink180heights]

can't take a guy in makeup with a british accent serious

[shagel7]

ahhh! leave the tranny alone, he knows what he's doing!

[Khyrid]

Kendo pwns all because of armor and weapons.

[Demizide]

A bat? Ehrm, since when do you use a bat in Kendo?

[DarkGothGirl3212]

The Weird Thing Was That When He Was Talking About The Pen Bit I Looked Down At The Pen I Was Messing With And Tried it >:D

[MorganMister123]

Noo hes soo safeeeeeeeeeee

[fullmetal891]

this guy is fucking reatrded

[Khyrid]

@fullmetal891 Here, have another thumbs down.

[iamwondergirl]

My mum's a judo coach...the sad thing is she actually wears the old uniform as her PJ's....

[ikkw]

it does hurt!!! :|

[manlymole]

ow, it does actually hurt ;(

[1livgarder]

man.. that guy is bad for your health.. i can barely breath. He is a genius

[Habbadax]

I was gonna go to bed two hours ago

But then Eddie Izzard clips

[Katingaan]

@Habbadax Main cause of insomnia world wide.

[xchimino2]

@Habbadax I can relate to that man.

[TheValtam]

@Habbadax story of my life, I haven't slept in weeks. :(

[pburto]

DId you know Jitsu was invented by the Jews? Now you do.

[MrFelco]

Have you got a pen?

[OptimisticNihilistic]

There's no description because no words can describe how amazing this man is.

[cold197]

i just made the HUGE mistake of drinking Ribena while watching this XDXDXDXD hahahahahahahahaha

[DOOMROCK438]

i would learn ecky thump

[xblueblaze]

@DOOMROCK438

lolololololololool. lol.

[atheist382]

funny.

[ChildOfDarkness12]

"so we can have fights with people in white pajamas"

hahahaha he is the best

[anthonycotillo]

this lady is very funny

[BrunetteNinja12]

@anthonycotillo 'This lady' is a man. He just likes dressing up as a woman. although not anymore :(

[ChildOfDarkness12]

@BrunetteNinja12 whaaaaaaaaaat?? he stopped wearing women's clothing?

[anthonycotillo]

@BrunetteNinja12 i know, just was making a joke :)

[kathygreca]

it does hurt



[LiahTheLion]

i dont give a fuck about how he dresses ...cause i LOVE DIS GUY!!!!!!

[gaelicwolf]

This guy has quite a big head.

[shoeshiner100]

god, totally do-able. and i'm a straight guy. and so is he. we don't have to be gay about it, just have gay-sex and be done. ya kno, like real men do. in the woods. yeah?

[kingpharaohtsar]

@shoeshiner100 im over 6 foot an 3 feet wide scottish an bi ya in the woods is were real man do it lol that just sounded abit seedy ach

[EdNortonisMineLol]

@shoeshiner100 Sounds like a good idea to me!

[Mrmetalpeace]

@shoeshiner100 hes a tranvestite actually

[BJWhiteDrums]

@Mrmetalpeace yeah, a straight transvestite

[HitomiRulz]

LOVE! <3

[titytit]

who said Eddie Izzard was a tranny?

he's straight. he just gets dressed up for his shows......

[DottyDotDitto]

@titytit You don't have to be gay to be a tranny.

[blueboxesrule]

@titytit he did...

[QuartuvLarry]

OH NO! I was going to give thumbsies until I saw the Net Neutrality gov't control of the net, and thought better of it.

Fuck Net Neutrality.

[j11csd]

@QuartuvLarry IIRC, Net Neutrality is specifically *against* government control of the Internet. Wikipedia certainly says so (the "Network neutrality" article if you're interested).

[zeeslag123]

@Tigergoroar You're not one of the 37 are you?

[Burning0Lilac]

he looks a little bit like david bowie sometimes ._.

[nicoleoleo13]

after watching this i stuck a pen between my fingers and squeezed them to see if it hurt, turns out it does

[Deja1977]

"I think Judo,I'm bringing in Judo this year as compulsory for everyone, the 6year old upward must learn, so we can have a lot of fights with ppl in white pyjamas" giggles

[BillHicks420]

37 people tried the pencil thing

[v8wr]

37 people chose the wrong martial art.

[takerdust]

I remember my old Judo book. Just pictures of stances, and useless.

[MEIZimm]

He's straight. To be specific, he calls himself a "lesbian in a man's body": wikipedia . org/wiki/Eddie_Izzard#Transves­tism

And he's still funny as all hell xD

[UKsnake07]

eddies a legend!!!

[uk1duffy]

People need 2 chill with all the tranny shit! If it dont do no harm its fine by me. He is making the world a better place by making people laugh. Who gives a fuck what he likes 2 wear. How dus that effect you? Unless u wana dress like him or you want him undressed ;) ha ha ha when u can get on screen with all them stars (ocens 11/12/13) then maybe u can judge him!!

[KeldanByrd]

why does he dress like a woman?

[Attilahollo9]

@KeldanByrd

SHE is, I mean HE is a fagott. I'm sorry IT is a...tranny.doesn't matter "he knows what he's doing"

It is funny that he is a star, but in some country they still stone his kind to death.

What a fucked up ultratolerant culture we are. LOL

[Aralthir]

@Attilahollo9

I'm sorry but what kind of worthless, intolerant shit are you?

[Attilahollo9]

@Aralthir

You better sorry that the western countries accept people in their own country who would hang people like Eddie by their LAW in their home country. Good luck with tolerance.

And learn to read more than one line. I just answered a question why is he wearing that dress. I stated two fact:he is not straight, in some countries homosexuality is forbidden. Do u thinkany of these r not true?

Sorry that I have not used polite words. 

[BrendanJTucker]

@Attilahollo9 mate, you're fooling no one, it's clear you're a deeply repressed homosexual confused at the sight of a transvestite. you should get help.

also, izzard is definately straight

[chrisproxxx]

@Attilahollo9 Kid, are you fucking retarded?

[Xestantial]

@KeldanByrd Because he is open to his sexuality and it makes him stand out EDDIE IZZARD best comedian Ever!!!!

[Saerain]

@Xestantial I find it kind of strange when people talk about transvestitism like it's a sexual orientation, or as if a male transvestite must be interested in men. Generally not the case....

[inazumaninjutsu]

Ninjutsu for the win

[zombieporn99]

I like how the top two comments are basically the same quote twice.

[TwstdFlaems]

its so true about Kendo...

[raindrops1million]

Woot! GO KENDO!!!! XD

[worktosser]

The man is a genius.

[420kushlove]

so how many people are going to post "leave the tranny alone, he knows what hes doing" ? we get the picture its funny.... lol when HE says it.

[Asknowlage12345]

Leave the tranny alone! He knows what he's doing!

LOLOLOL

[makaveli237]

eddy at his best

[WazzuliofRunetotem]

Wow...the 2 highest rated comments are quoting the same thing from the vid -_-

[thepickletrain]

he looks like kenny hotz

[Fairytail110]

im korean i love teakwondo muhahahahahaha

[kizz06]

this guy has got a big head XD

[nasri]

Lol i'm a martial arts instructor and this stuff is awesome lol

[Kunoichigirl92]

He's got a point... xD

[spazzing]

In Chinese period dramas the minor criminals trialed always gets this finger crushing instrument put on them. It's got a row of sticks strung onto two pieces of string, put the fingers in between the sticks, pull the strings like a drawstring and watch them scream. Lol nostalgic for me haha

[xoxoNewRomanticxoxo]

lol subtitle fails in this vid

[AtupoMaruru]

Thumbs up if you looked for a nearby pen to try with :D

[MomSaysImCool]

@AtupoMaruru I used quick thinking, and substituted my pinky!

[Leshelou112]

LOL i got a pen and stuck it between my fingers to see how much it hurts. it does

[SaraCufer]

Brilliant. B-r-i-l-l-i-a-n-t.

[gregorgoth11]

He's a cross dresser yes...for good reason...on one of his shows he calls himself a lesbian trapped inside of a mans body...which is y he will still do girls

[alexandrecinesi]

jjjj

[cdrake1313]

the best part about taking kendo is, we are fast with the bogu (armor) on, but when we take it off we get so much faster, and those "bats" hurt like a mother fucker

[DavySigfusson]

@cdrake1313

I think it might have something to do with the absence of the armor, lol!

[DkTankCudds]

"You've got padding, a helmet, and a bat! You're way ahead!" I <3 Izzard.

[1rhe2ya3]

Itzscadeney: my friend would be all. DID YOU JUST SAY YAOI!?!?:D

[SaraCufer]

@1rhe2ya3 Who said yaoi?! D:

[1rhe2ya3]

@SaraCufer *shrug*

[Leshelou112]

" leave the tranny alone! he knows what he's doing!"

lol

[zombieporn99]

I went to see one of his shows....really intelligent humour. love this guy!

[deathkukki]

cute neko

[frazzledazzler]

he's not a cross dresser, hes perfectly happy :)

[mistresssteve]

@frazzledazzler actually he's a transvestite and straight...

[frazzledazzler]

@mistresssteve i know its play on words, cross dress as in angry dresser? nvm :)

[pgchr1s1234da2]

its weird he dresses like a girl

[wijse]

@pgchr1s1234da2 He's a cross dresser. But do girls.

[MsAntiss]

ROFL

note 2 self: NEVER drink anything while watching eddie izzard.

[hippyh12]

come on then bring it on!!!! wait a sec do you have a pen???? XD

[Bamlikebambam]

Does it matters what he is, when hes funny ? :D

[zombieporn99]

so we can ave a lotta fights with people in white pyjamas!

lol I love him!!! I cant even remember where I first learned about him but now I'm hooked!!!!

[azinuamprieteni]

mixed martial arts

ooh it's so much fun. you do something else every time, so you can get new bruises. :))

gotta love Eddie

[timmytim55555]

Eventually I am going to suffocate watching Eddie

[RubieThunder2525]

@timmytim55555 once made the major mistake of going to see him while 9 months pregnant...

[DaNukePaintballGames]

@timmytim55555 me too. ;p snork

[almoroth]

lol, first time I've ever heard a shinai being referred to as a "bat".

[nietsualb]

@almoroth I think I missed something... what is a "shinai?" Thanks.

[Gothmog222]

@nietsualb a bamboo training weapon.

[ruteparedes]

hilarious! i can't believe I didn't know this guy!

[doodles1979]

Leave the tranny alone, he knows what he is doing..........love Eddie!!

[n111cky]

@doodles1979 or does she know what she's doing

[acedianPianist]

@doodles1979 He's not a tranny! He's an Executive Transvestite.

[PnlBtr]

You shouldn't be judgemental Eddie is one of the funniest people to ever live and the only other person I would say that about is Carl baron

[JackyRowe]

JITSU!!!!!!!!!

[wildtatz]

people please ,, always comments about his womans clothes or make up , if hes gay or a tranny , it,s not my dresscode ,but who the fuck cares ,, if 10 % off all politicians had like 35% off his brains ,the world would be a better place,,, he is brilliant, !!!

[iTzScadey100]

@wildtatz i agree with yoi completely, but ill straighten this little thing out for other people, yes eddie izzard is a tranvestite,

but he is hetrosexual, not, gay or bi, hes straight

[halfdogderek]

@iTzScadey100

he admits that being a transvestite is just a hobby

[BatmanAndCautionman]

the pencil attack.

i ought to try that.

[locins1]

'executive transvestite'

[Tprinces]

yeah. Eddie is one of the few men who can pull off make up.

AND HE IS A KENDO MASTAH! WA!

[linux750]

yeah it's like he's more relaxed.

[linux750]

EDDIE IZZARD IS NOT GAY NOR IS HE A TRANNY (unless you are talking about "transvestite". then you'd only be half right)

He describes himself as "a male tomboy" rather than a "weirdo" transvestite.

You guys know how women are always taking our clothes for themselves? (i.e. the "pantsuit") Eddie Izzard is just doing the reverse. He's a very brave man to do so.

"Women wear what they want and so do I."

- Eddie Izzard

[MarshallSWE]

@linux750 Eddie for King!

[linux750]

@MarshallSWE

amen brother!

[khairuleven]

this guys fuck

[Preditor117]

just imagine if you put a pencil between each knuckle....I haven't done it, I don't want to...

[jimdigriz123]

leave the trannii alone he knows what hes doin.lol

[cdrake1313]

i take kendo!!!!!!!!

[RobWyld]

How's that working out for you? I'm learning Wing Chun

[cdrake1313]

good, it takes a lot of disipline though

[RobWyld]

I can imagine (if you're talking about Kendo). I will admit though that I don't know too much about it, other than it being known as Japanese fencing. What can you tell me?

[siggster03]

LMAOOO

"leave the tranny alone, he knows what he's doin, aahhh...."

xD

[loner1878]

That pencil thing really does hurt. My fault for being bored I guess...

[guitaristof1up]

hes amazing haha

[Maleficus100]

"OH! Happyy dayyss" Izzard is a genius :D

[nekftw]

izzard is not gay, you fucking idiots, he said it a billion times.

you ignorant fucks, just shows how childish and moronic you assholes are.

*HURR DURR HES DUH GAY BECUZ HE WEARS DUH FUNNY STUFF HURR DURR*

fuckers

[JoeyPsych]

It's a petty that people can't see beyond the outer layer and miss the brilliant humor of this guy, I love his work and I don't care what he looks like.

[Junglejackass]

Well said mate.

[SatanLovesChildren]

But this type of behavior is expected in people who live in a culture where everything about you is defined by how you look. And trust me babe, as long as there are double-digit IQs (and trust me, there are) then there will always be judging.

[MissKateUK]

Why does anyone's sexuality even matter, he's a brilliant comedian, he's not asking you to sleep with him.

[WithAPinchOfSalt]

"leave the tranny alone - he knows what he's doing"

I really wanna meet him!

[thatwilsokid]

@WithAPinchOfSalt

he came through my town in mid wales, absolute legend, funny guy even not on stage!!

[TrickKae]

@WithAPinchOfSalt

So do I, the closest i've ever got is watching him live :(

[thedoors360]

you are gonna die. we all are.

[bdarinfan1]

No he is a male lesbian! And an action transvestite :O

[higofyp]

He's also an executive tranvestite ;)

[bogi18]

No, he's not! Watch his Dress to kill show (you can find it on youtube) and you will get detailfull explanation on his sexuality (from puberty till losing verginity at the age 21)!

[lovefishcafe1]

What has his sexuality have to do with anything ? Do you not see his talent f?

[annukka81]

You're welcome.

[annukka81]

Yes, this is funny.

[HelpITrpdCantGetDown]

Just so all of you know..Eddie is single...

[ldballoon4]

Jay Leno sucks, Howard rules

[Lx3IV]

Poor lad suffers from "Jay Leno chin"!

[raven10088]

Damn, a hot comedian that's actually funny. =D I never thought I'd see the day

[gryphonkeen]

Eddies pretty hot... and i'm a straight girl... but damn

[tygr49]

Hey, I'm a lesbian and I think he's pretty hot!

[gnutcko]

Maybe because you are lesbian. He is Lesbian to :-)

[tygr49]

Haha, true enough. He does say he is a male lesbian.

[LessthanJake14]

Lol, Eddie's straight too.

[gryphonkeen]

yea but somehow i doubt he's available lol

[darcymolyneux17]

He's straight too...

[baskesis]

What I love about the way he dresses is that he isn't even trying to pass. He's just being Eddie Izzard.

[polar0bear0in0a0box]

Leave the tranny alone, he knows what he's doing! Ahhh!

[artsytomboy]

-_- why is everyone fighting?

EDDIE PWNZ

[paulandlesson]

I have always enjoyed Eddie's knowledge of, and incorperation of history into his humor,

[firebreath185]

gave me a lafin fit!

[tygr49]

I love Carlin. I also love Margaret Cho. And, to me, neither has the class and style that Eddie does.

[TrunksBigSis]

Oh Shit, The Trannie knows what he's doing!

[mbmirel83]

Someone wrote on a Margaret Cho video that Dane Cook is "the best comedian in the world." I don't even chuckle at Dane Cook. what do you all think?