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  • why do I ever bother scrolling down to read comments? Or post them?

  • "Fuck Elvis." I second that motion, Mr. Carlin. :) 

  • "I met Michael Jackson during a very dark period. The forces of evil were trying to take him away from us. The man I came to know was a kind, gentle soul who wanted to heal the world through music, art, love, and decency. He succeeded. It was an honor and a privilege to defend him." Thomas A. Mesereau Jr.

  • @Canadian925

    Fuck You

    Fuck Elvis

    Fuck Russell Peters

    Fuck the Right Wing

    You're a disgrace to Canadians

    You're a disgrace to YouTube

    You're a disgrace to the number 925

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  • @BBQFanNo1 There's something I've learned about YouTube trolls over the years

    They always tend to post 10 comments at once

  • @BBQFanNo1 Why if only he had known that YOU ARE APPARENTLY GOD. Right.

  • @TenWhoWereTaken You may return to the rock you have been living under- you won't be missed.

  • @TenWhoWereTaken No, but you can certainly be the first to try this, crazy. You can certainly set your fire; especially if you are alone w/no one to put it out.

  • @TenWhoWereTaken Your comment reminds me of the Twilight Zone where a beautiful person is called ugly, by people who all look like pigs, 'piggie'- oh wait I didn't mean to insult pigs ( the actual animal) like that. LOL

  • @TenWhoWereTaken You may wish to confirm that up is down as well Alice

  • Frank Zappa eats Elvis alive.

  • MJ = THE BEST, THE BEST EVER.

  • "Fuck those kids and fuck those greedy parents too." :) True. George was so awesome.

  • RIP KING MJ

  • LOL hahaha Fuck that phoney pedo Elvis

  • MJ was the best... and forever will be the best....

  • Fuck Elvis

    LMAO

    

  • I am a huge MJ fan and separately I was a huge Carlin follower too...It feels good that Carlin says the truth!

  • This is exactly why I don't give a shit about stars personal lives

  • @nuitetjuors1

    You haven't understood Carlin yet.Carlin says the truth though funny or not funny..He says what is right..!..He said he did not care and also tended towards supporting Michael when he said FUCK their greedy parents.

  • @nuitetjuors1

    There is convincing proof that he was innocent.You don't know those kids' greedy history or the case so stop it.

    And Carlin doesn't care about the personal lives of stars.MJ is the greatest ever on his ability and no one can deny that

  • @nuitetjuors1

    He is not guilty and as far as entertaining goes and the genres he has sang in,live performances,tours and dance...no one comes close..no one!

  • @nuitetjuors1

    Brown was his no.1 inspiration and so was elvis...you like james brown..be happy..

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  • @nuitetjuors1 Michael Jackson was found innocent of all charges. No DNA to prove he did it. No child pornography found in his possession. No credible witnesses. Saying Michael Jackson is a pedophile is just silly.

  • @freedrugsLACentral "nuitejours" is just 1 of multiple characters created by the worst troll on YT, "Stonegrooved. This character used to play an "MJ Fan" on an elaborate page.. Stonegroove has multiple YT characters, most are obsessing about putting Michael down; other than the fake fan pages "nuitejours" was one of them. He has been at this since YT started, & does nothing. else 24/ 7 except focus on.& obsess about putting down M J. He's quite crazy.

  • @nuitetjuors1 Well TenWhoWereTaken/Stonegrooved/N­uitejours- unfortunately for you there is still no fix for pathetic,obsessive, ongoing jealousy, 'crazy'. You need to try & remember which identities you set up as false fans- oh wait, you are completely irrelevant- so no one cares, & it doesn't matter at all.

  • @nuitetjuors1 Your hopeless jealousy of & obsession with your better-always boring "Stoney"/"nuitejours- was, is, & always will be-

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  • @nuitetjuors1 & yet oddly you responded to a reply I sent to another "user" "freedrugsLACentral" - or is that just you fighting w/yourself again? L O L

  • george carlin is disgustingly bias towards blacks and against whites. 

  • SINATRA IS THE BEST!!!!

  • love the last sentence. "Give him a bunch of kids and let-em dance!" funny shit.

  • @nobovrilformethanks Mj is better then both just saying.

  • @nobovrilformethanks Mj is the better dancer AND singer. I say mj prime you didn't lmao

  • Rip KING MJ

  • George Carlin will eternally have my respect for this sound clip. Everything he said was 100% true, and you people know it.

  • @nobovrilformethanks Mj is better,nuff said.

  • @200damary

    he might be better than sammy davis jr, but then who isn't?

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  • Michael Michael !!!!! Hoooooooooooooooo !!!!!

  • like Jimi and I like Mike too . Both of those guy set the bar high in their respected genres. No MJ didn't play an instrument like Jimi or Prince but he was king in his own right.If "Man In The Mirror" and "They Don't Really Care About Us" didn't inspire you I don't what to say to you homie.Go ask the Ushers, the Timberlakes,the Chris Browns and any other pop artist who inspired them.I bet MJ's name will come up.I defend Jimi from some of these clowns on YT every chance I get.

  • @mussman717word You make no sense, just saying/ Mj is the best ever.

  • @200damary

    You may not agree, but that doesn't mean I don't make sense. Artist - Jimi Hendrix, Entertainer - Michael Jackson. The difference? Jacko danced around onstage, Jimi created a new planet when he performed. If you can't dig that basic example, you'll never understand. Entertainers entertain, artists inspire.

  • @mussman717word I like Jimi and I like Mike too . Both of those guy set the bar high in their respected genres. No MJ didn't play an instrument like Jimi or Prince but he was king in his own right.If "Man In The Mirror" and "They Don't Really Care About Us" didn't inspire you I don't what to say to you homie.Go ask the Ushers, the Timberlakes,the Chris Browns and any other pop artist who inspired them.I bet MJ's name will come up.I defend Jimi from some of these clowns on YT every chance I get.

  • @mussman717word You make no sense, just saying. Mj is still better then everyone you like. You mad fagget.

  • @DrMonkeyBoyJr

    Compelling argument. Bravo.

  • @justicejayant Chuck berry invented rock, not whites just to let you know lmao he took that too!

  • @200damary

    Shut up 2 year old kid, who just learned how to write 'chuck berry'.

    Chuck Berry started by 1955 unlike elvis who started by 1954.

  • @justicejayant  Fuck elvis.

  • @MrKareemRuiz

    No, just fuck you :) .

  • george carlin likes nonces! oh well it takes all kinds.

  • FuCK Elvis the phoney!

  • @ukochrono2 there's some people are singers, some are writers and some do both. it doesn't make you less of an artist. frank sinatra was a great singer but he couldn't write a note to the milkman.

    but you're right, you can't have three kings, there'd be one missing.

  • @ukochrono2

    not a huge jackson fan, but little richard and chuck berry were great. as for the whole concept of someone being "king" of a particular type of music, you can keep it. it's kid stuff.

  • We follow MJ's steps :) he beats themm all! :)

  • give him a bunch of kids and let him dance.

    typical Carlin, pure genius

  • the moral is: if you can dance really, really well it's ok to stick your cock up a little boy's arsehole.

  • @strangefurt64 you better start practising then

  • @Ryctophaze94

    no you go ahead, you're probably the right size.

  • just shows even george carlin can't avoid the hoary old cliche about white performers "stealing" black music.

    ray charles said: "just because alexander graham bell invented the telephone don't mean i can't use it"

    stick that in your pipe and. smoke it, george

  • @nobovrilformethanks It's true though. Elvis, Pat Boone, etc. all those guys took black music and watered it down to make it palatable and sell more to the mainstream (and many of the original artists got fucked by record companies too)

  • @CoolerKing37

    in the case of pat boone (covering little richard) georgia gibbs (lavern baker) and johnny ray (clyde mcphatter) i totally agree with you but i wouldn't put presley in that camp. i always felt he gave black music the proper respect. elvis would do an original song ("heartbreak hotel") and invest it with a black feel, whereas pat boone would ruin a good r&b song with his treacly voice and arrangements.

    record companies are another matter entirely- thieving bastards!

  • MJ FOREVER !

  • hahahah ! just the way i feel about those people :D

  • mj is the best ever fuck elvis

  • are you fucking kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Frank Sinatra was considered the best Fucking Singer that ever Lived get your facts right you shit. 

  • @Director347

    Frank Sinatra: “The only male singer who I’ve seen besides myself and who’s better than me – that is Michael Jackson.”

  • @loquenoseve

    Prove it lame nerd.

  • @UJ00UJ You just did.

  • @loquenoseve

    And how?

  • Happy birthday, Michael Jackson! v=F2AitTPI5U0

  • George Carlin died before Michael jackson died, why is everyone saying he is kissing Mj ass when he died before him.

  • Fuck the Beatles, mj is the best ever

  • Fuck the Beatles, Fuck The Rolling Stones, Fuck.......sorry. Kurt Cobain is still ONE of my favourite artist of all time...but yeah........fuck the rest!

  • So many people in previous comments are annoyed by this video.

  • I agree with this video but you Forget James Brown and Jackie wilson the two greatest inspirations for the greatest Michael Jackson.

  • Frank Sinatra does not need to dance! Can Michael Jackson Sing better NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO can he hold a longer note NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO maybe you should get your facts right! and Sinatra was not a dick only if he had to much to drink so eat it

  • @Director347 michael was a much better singer than frank. frank's vegas versions of songs stripped them of their meaning. he didn't care about the message those songwriters were trying to communicate, he just cared about his own swagger and bravado. holding a note for a long time has nothing to do with the real business of singing so who cares about that!

  • @Director347 You should hear michael sing can you feel it during his bad tour in japan! He sang it with raw emotion vocal abilities with no music! He was epic!

  • @Director347

    Frank Sinatra only appealed to certain types of people. MJ appealed to ALL races. That alone is enough.

  • @Director347 michael was a much better singer than frank

  • @howne44 MJ lol a dancing monkey, wanna be white woman paedo with a little girl voice, it was so stupid it wore gold g-strings on the outside, can you get more gay?

  • @TheOnlyOneKingElvis What does that make Elvis, then since ripped off black music! He wasn't a white woman pedo! Elvis was the pedo marrying a 14 year old girl while he was a full grown man!

  • @TheEzekiel300 Idiot Elvis married Cilla at 21

  • @TheOnlyOneKingElvis Even Elvis fan know he married 14 year old! You need to do your research!

  • @TheEzekiel300 You must be really stupid. I think you must be confusing the King with Jerry Lee who married his 13 year old cousin. Elvis married Cilla on May1st 1967, she was 21.

  • @TheOnlyOneKingElvis I heard Elvis fans with my own two ears! Elvis married a 14 year old girl for the whole world to see!

  • @TheEzekiel300 You must either be really stupid boy or have dirty ears. I have given you the exact date. Lisa was born born 9 months later. Google it and then hang your head in shame for being so stupid.

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  • @TheOnlyOneKingElvis He didn't marry her, but he did have a relationship with her and she was clearly underage! There was revelation from God himself before MJ passed! So there is no way MJ was a child molestor! Evan Chandler was caught on tape setting MJ up and the Arvisos admitted that they framed someone else over sexual allegations before Michael in which they recieved 150,000 dollars!

  • @TheEzekiel300  LOL So you finaly admit I AM CORRECT YOU ARE WRONG. Next; Cilla was not underage in Germany when they met.

    FACT jacko shared its bed with over 300 little white boys, why? Because of the pleasure it got from close contact with their bodies, ergo jacko was a paedo.

  • @TheOnlyOneKingElvis Yes I admitt he didn't marry her then but She still was his underage girlfriend at 14! MJ did not touch little boys! All those people admitted under oath that tabloid magazines paid them to say those lies! Sperm Dna Stay around for hundreds of years! They found no sperm dna or anything! Evan Chandler framed MJ that's why he shot himself 3 months after MJ's death!

  • @TheOnlyOneKingElvis why do i see your comments on every MJ video? we all know your a jealous hater

    like George Carlin said... michael is the king of entertainment and Elvis never grew as a musician.

  • @caramello1989

    Let's not forget George Carlin was a comedian.

  • @nuitetjuors1 this was no stand up. Comedians are the most open people, some of the greats anyway, a great comedian understands certain things just like when Carlin said it's okay to joke about anything, and then explained how rape could be funny (its on youtube) Ricky Gervais has talked on that too, so it's no surprise to me he'd be open to extremes about his thoughts on us being fucked over by the system as he has been, and here not following the media perception installed in ppl (as a weapon)

  • @SaviorSelfY222J

    of course there should be no taboo subjects in comedy, but in a roundabout way, i was expressing my doubts that carlin was genuinely giving jacko the green light to diddle kids.

  • @nuitetjuors1 No one give a fuck about kids redneck, Dont you faggets it.

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  • @200damary

    i bet you like kids, you three-eyed hillbilly.

  • @nuitetjuors1 Im black im for the blacks dumb ass he was better then both also when carlin talk he got to make it funny make he really dont think mj did anything to kids thats why he say fuck them kids

  • @200damary

    I'm black as well, that's why i don't like Wacko Jacko the white faced clown or his lunatic disciples. Funny George Carlin should say "fuck them kids", because that's exactly what Wacko did. And it's "better than", not "better then".

  • @nuitetjuors1 Did you see him do it to those kids ? Don't think so. You just listen to the bullshit the media says. Which tells me how easily influenceable you are. I wouldn't be so proud of that.

  • @LegolasManowarMJ

    I saw him brag about sleeping with children on tv if that's what you mean by "the media".

  • @nuitetjuors1 And where is the "fucking" in that ? Or are you so reduced mentally that you associate any type of sleeping with "fuck" ?

  • @LegolasManowarMJ

    I'm not so reduced mentally that I don't know that anyone who crawls into bed with little boys is a nonce.

  • @nuitetjuors1 Wow...that was really original. What can I say ? The world would never miss you.

  • @LegolasManowarMJ

    I wasn't looking for points for originality. As far as I'm concerned, the concept that kiddyfiddling is socially acceptable is an "original" one.

  • @nuitetjuors1 What I said earlier still stands.

  • @LegolasManowarMJ

    It can stand on its head as far as I give a fuck.

  • @nuitetjuors1

    How do you know what is the truth...It has been proved with adequate evidence that he was NOT GUILTY!!!

  • @nuitetjuors1 Mj is the best ever. The end.

  • @200damary

    The best molester. That's about it.

  • @caramello1989 Opinion

  • @TheOnlyOneKingElvis why is he a dancing monkey?