Alternative Rugby Commentary - The Periodic Tables

[Remylebow]

What is country is NBG referring to? The one he mentions while talking about South Africa

[alternativebassist]

holy shit...this guy's psychic!!!

[alternativebassist]

@alternativebassist four years in advance >.<

[sv22jet]

the blacks are hardly constant, until 2011 they'd been the best team not to win a world cup for 20 years, if by constant you mean constantly fucking up in the semis then okay

[rawirihinder]

Go the Blacks!! 2011 World Cup Champions baby!!

[gimmyed]

Your prediction appears to have been four years early.

Watch out for Le Frogs, they'd love nothing more than Webb in one hand, and Ellis on the other - washed down with a bottle of red, a fresh loaf, and a stinky blue.

[123Snowy456]

what about williams particle for the welsh?!?!

[w1n6ed83a5t]

Too fuckin' FUNNY, love every vid/game commentated . MORE ENGLAND GAMES, you cloud stealing bastard, you..

[27069614]

whats the 'lighter coloured european substance'

[seanie40]

Ireland

[MGoose66]

@27069614 Good question. By process of elimination, I conclude: Namibia

[27069614]

@MGoose66 Namibia is in africa my friend, not europe. But if i had to make an educated guess towards my own question i would say Ireland

[MGoose66]

@27069614 I am aware of where Namibia is... I thought it was a dig at their team being made up of "all White guys" cf the negroid composition of the country. But on reflection, you may be right - their jerseys are certainly a paler shade of green...

[thedevo01]

Ok, ignore my previous comment, I just found the font, lol. I knew it was EITHER chicken or something asian, so I searched with the right words and found it.

Thanks though, and I repeat, your animations are fucking awesome!

[thedevo01]

Hey Fraser, I love what you're doing, very smooth animations, and because of it's constant wiggling and random movements, it looks/feels almost organic.

I've been looking for a font I used to have like yeeaars ago but since then I lost it.

And it came to my attention that you are using that same font at 1:16. Not the gothic font, the other one.. I wouldn't bet anything on it, but I think the font's name has to do something with "chicken"? I'm not sure.. Could you please help me?

[MDCVFIF]

He's right, the All Blacks are constant. Constantly good, except for during the world cup, where it actually matters.

[wookiemania94]

HAHAHAHA LOVED THE WALES BIT

[limasnuevas]

could you explain me the one of argentina?

[springbokk4life]

the wales one was fucking cash. loved it bud

[TheScrumhalf20]

im guessing he posted this before they lost to france in th RWC quater? lol =)

[MadderZ11]

Fraser, where did you study?

[fraserdldavidson]

nottingham trent university, uk. ba hons graphic design.

[dickydom9]

@fraserdldavidson mickey mouse

[cheyanqui]

The chemists know out there that an "-ol" suffix denotes an alcoholic compound.

[jaythedrums]

hmmmm...funny, but how wrong you were!

[Phnx2008]

...and whats in the Aussie Trophy cabinet now?

Lmao

[davenavarroforpm]

what's in yours? that's right NO FUCKING BILL

[Phnx2008]

Well lets see davenavarroforpm you faggot...

Tri Nations Trophy, Bledisloe Cup Trophy, Northern Hemisphere Grand Slam.

[davenavarroforpm]

wait what? no web ellis? ohh man poor you

[Phnx2008]

davenavarroforpm

"wait what? no web ellis? ohh man poor you"

We had it the first WC year you maggot, lol. What are you, like 5 years old? Grow up and get a clue you fucking idiot.

Haha.

Aussies are shit!

[davenavarroforpm]

sorry what no answer? "we won it 22 years ago it doesn't matter that we suck balls at the other years!"

[Phnx2008]

Dude... what has aussie got?

No WC.

No Tri Nations Trophy.

No Bledisloe Cup.

Sweet fuck all thats what you got, lmfao... now shut the fuck up you loser faggot criminal cunt.

[davenavarroforpm]

Look at you man you're getting so worked up. I insult your precious choking all blacks and you just can't control yourself. Can't wait for the 2011 World Cup where the weight of the entire nation will be too much and the All Blacks will choke yet again, this time in front of their home crowd. I know I will be there in the stands as we demolish you in the final.

[maoribattalion]

Sorry dip shit we don't let pommy-criminals into our country.

[davenavarroforpm]

You obviously do because I have been to NZ before.

[maoribattalion]

Well being a south sea pom you were probably classified as flora and fauna or should have been according to oz social darwinistic history.

I'm amazed customs let you slip by, did you hide in your boyfriends butt plug or something?

[davenavarroforpm]

very original, calling me a homosexual.

[maoribattalion]

I thought the hiding in the butt plug bit was original actually.

[kdeasy08]

they did

[scottmasterliam]

gutted you kiwi barstards!!

[Fasterguy]

Can you spell Grand Slam?

[Phnx2008]

Hahaha! Owned!

[RosieLouise1994]

the taffs have a better chance of getting shit out of a rocking horse than beating the meat eaters

[maoribattalion]

"The barnes constant", brilliant!

[ScumsCarcharadon]

Nice vid ... love it ... funny as fuck ... need banter between the countries!

[kirko327]

"need banter between the countries!"

Too right mate! Thats what Rugby is all about:

drinking, beating shit out of each other, more of the drinking, more beating of the shit and having a good laugh about it afterwards! I may be a bloody pommy fecker, but I love it when we all come together for a rumble!

[springbokk4life]

rofl fraser these videos are fuckin insanely funny. thanks a bunch for putting them up. now thats some good fuckin rugby support right there love it!!

[shmylo]

wtf country is nobrownguys suposed to be?

[jomomo]

nobrownguys

no brown guys

if you listen he said european substance of sorts.

[shmylo]

yes i know that it is no brown guys but who is it suposed to be?

[jomomo]

Assumedly the European countries which aren't any good due to them having no brown guys.

[antiussentiment]

yep!!!  LOVL

[Sphigmananonymous]

Love the cymrium one.

[Ducat0]

these make me laugh soo much - i love the idea of pomium being weak (which we were) and then we managed to overcome that black hole only to be luckily beaten by the fools gold - i liked the welsh team particle though, thats funny!

[Lightira]

I'm not a rugby expert. But I believe the black hole was overcome by francium. Also, Pomium was done in by Meatum Eatum if I remember rightly.

[Ducat0]

yes you are correct - but if you listen closely it says that the black hole would crush the fucking lot - which it didnt, thus we managed to overcome it. and second of all we were beaten by the fools gold because it was an australian half wit who didnt allow that try... :p that was what i was refering to.

[sammyhogg]

ooo dear pity the black hole dissapeard after the quarters lol gr8 video tho!!!

[megahead08]

love it but im english and was wandering why do u call us poms???

[fraserdldavidson]

you will hear a few different reasons including the phonic acronym for prisoners of her majesty etc. but i believe the widely accepted answer is that it is derived from a sort of rhyming slang for 'immigrant'. australian natives would refer to 'fresh of the boat' english people as pomegranates. this also due in part to the bright red colour these newcomers would turn.

[megahead08]

ahhh brilliant mate thnx for tht

[QU1N5]

Fehkin awesome mate, nicely done! Nice graphics too

[MrZink]

My sir, that was pure genius.

Now for some more of your videos :)

[HDFtowngiants]

I'd like to see New Zealand vs Wales, i rekon the welsh will give the kiwis a good kicking.

[fraserdldavidson]

are you serious? wales are second division.

[HDFtowngiants]

nah, any team who wins the grand slam can beat anyone. Kiwis are one of the hardest teams to play because they always work a solid team. It would be a close game, but wales would definatily come out on top.

By the way mate, are there anymore alt Rugby League vids. Im more of an RL fan than RU

[fraserdldavidson]

sorry mate, but skinning a grand slam against that lot isnt the same as beating a sanzar nation. better welsh teams than wales 08 have tried in the last 55 years. none have done it. wales have never won in new zealand. come back when you beat fiji! haha.

no, just the 2 rl ones for the moment mate. possibly more in future but not in the short term.

[motion2005]

Wales were far from wonderful and achieved what was probably the easiest Grand slam in 5/6 nations history. Beating a pathetic Scotland team, a very limited Italian side, a poor Irish team, a bunch of French kids coached by a moron and an English side that seemed to enjoy giving the game away after 50 minutes.... isn't exactly hard...

[DMassMan]

Scotland and Italy are easy to beat (no offence to any scottish or italians) The french are always cocky and so did england. Irland played a very good 6 nations and deserved more from it.

[motion2005]

Oh please. Ireland were completely crap. Destroyed all over the park by England and Wales and France ran circles around them. Scotland and Italy are shit though, that's true.

[sasquach64]

too right i exoected more from them, ireland was dissapointing, hough so was my country... ahaha

[Rukhage]

I loved the bit on Argentinium. It's nice to be recognized. :D

[DavidRhys1988]

love the bit on the welsh.

[cjr897]

I may be English, but I can take a joke, so this is FUCKING FUNNY

[fraserdldavidson]

absolutely, the vast majority of people take this stuff in the spirit it is intended. and of course banter and witty retort always welcome. 14 year old know-fuck-all shackle-draggers are not.

glad you like it. should be some god stuff for the upcoming england tests. stay tuned.

[cjr897]

We all know were gonna get fucked over by you at your place, but lets hope for a good series. Sorry for landing you with really annoying neighbours, but look on the bright side, you've only got one set of them, weve got the French, the Scots AND the Welsh!

[cheng4PM]

yes yes yes sure aussie went out quick but the thing he left out was the try hard kiwi's CHOCKED, always have ALWAYS WILL !!!!!

[fraserdldavidson]

i know youre australian and probably 15, so this is probably all a bit beyond you, but when you are older you might understand when foreigners come to your land and bring you and your people the gift of irony. even just a bit of laugh? who knows?

until then, keep your pre-pubescent devil scratchings off our page.

[cheyanqui]

NBG=Ireland? What about the Black Irish?

I guess only Scotland comes close.

[odourlicous]

something went wrong with that black hole didnt it?

[fraserdldavidson]

the barnes constant.

[spitsfreeman]

lol briliant!

[stubertos]

yeh this is genius

[shamr0ck]

Every single rugby nation was mentioned bar Ireland???

What have we done wrong?

[fraserdldavidson]

not qualify for the second quarters. i think wales get a mention for just being out and out shit, but otherwise i think its just quarterfinalists.

[jedpenmen]

I think after this six nations, granted every one else has been shit, wales could give the Blacks a game in the autumn! What with mr Gatland now at the helm and our defence has been pretty good, I think we could get a sneaky win out in South Africa, your thoughts please master Jedi?

[bananabomb1987]

I'm a rugby player studying for my chemistry degree! This is awesome!!!

[crazyibeaji]

this is funny. But I'm still boggling my mind trying to figure out who u meant by Pb and Nbg?

[fraserdldavidson]

pb is the atomic symbol for lead (latin plumbum). following from au (gold). Nbg: if you look closely, all is revealed in brackets. a slight on the racial issues surrounding the team.

[crazyibeaji]

and pardon my ignorance on this one, but which team is this?

[fraserdldavidson]

nbg? its the team with which south africa could easily be mistaken. you have to look real close,

[okainio]

LOL at that genius...

NBG is meant to be ireland right cause the shirts are the same?

[crazyibeaji]

LOLOL...It must be

@fraserdldavidson...absolute genius u are.

[cheyanqui]

7 Jones, 5 Davies, 2 Edwards and 1 Thomas particle... hillarious...

Almost as funny as the rugby headline posted in the USA last fall by an online reporter

"Jones Cleared to Play for Wales" [I sh** you not, they actually posted something this vague]

[cheyanqui]

If only physics and chem were this fun in school.. Cheers!

[Dem0nJohn]

Mikma should be here

[AmerikaLock]

I still get a tad of Humor from people just saying there country is the best, so on and so fowarth and getting so much sand in their vaginas over something failry trival, see I just say a prayer then watch the match, swear, be disapointed, then go do something else as if nothing happened (because nothing did......)

[fraserdldavidson]

well how much do you want your team to win if you are swearing and praying to you god for them to do so?!! possibly more so than me.

[PULULOLE]

I luv A.R.C. Keep it rolling man.

[fraserbx7]

yeh but atleast were in the final...

[fraserdldavidson]

worst someback in history mate. come on take a look at the hate mail below. you can do better than that. something about the quarter finals? that one always kills.

[robcalhoun1]

Mmmmm..... all very amusing with yet another Antipodean choke.

You talk yourselves up too much boys.

Come on England

[fraserdldavidson]

who are you having this conversation with?

[robcalhoun1]

It would appear myself! They were in fact responses to some other comments but they have not been attached! Ah well. Come on england

[hairystring]

if only the black hole had of swallowed... sniff :[

[htahtahtahta]

thats funny as! Im Australian but go the Springbok in WRC 2007 final!

[iiYaMa72]

I coudent stand seeing the english win another WC

The only rugby player on the field is Wilkensin without him the team would be shit in some matches they woudent even have a point

[SgtCrocodile]

Maybe on next RWC...

[tomato6197777888]

haha now that is funny. it sure is funny to look back and see some outrageous upsets in the WC 07!! but now is the time of the springbok. saturday 20th october the last time the springbok will be on the jersey come on SA!

[fraserdldavidson]

what do you mean 'the last time the springbok will be onthe jersey'? please tell me they arent changing it! i hear adidas would be up to put teh south africans in a nice grey litlle number.

[andrew93nz]

Everyone else seems to be wearing black, or shades thereof, so why not a wee black number for SA?

Nice vid! Poor result. C'est la vie!

Bring it on in 2011...

[thatguyleon]

Really, if I was the poster I would have disabled comments. This is too embarrassing.

[fraserdldavidson]

its just a bit of fun mate. we arent such bad losers that we cant take a bit of stick. some fairly bold assurtions in the videos but whats the point if WE cant take the joke ourselves?

[thatguyleon]

Said with tongue in cheek mate. I'm what is regarded as a meatum eatum, so I'm also having a bit of laff.

Nicely made tho. The vid, I mean.

[hairystring]

hair hair. or hear hear. or whatever... well said anyway.

[Halfaraisin]

We (South Africa) already thrashed the english 36-0 in the groupstage and are quite happy to hump them again in the final! (IF they make it - and thats a pretty big IF).

The All-blacks were extremely unlucky and so were the Aussies tbfh.

I am gutted for them both because I was looking forward to a South Africa vs All-Blacks or Australia final - i.e. a decent opponent.

Peace my kiwi & aussie brothers - catch you again in the tri-nations!

[09aDos]

shot bro.take that cup home.make that cup come to the southern hem!!

[chiv29]

however much i hate to say it, and yes ive already said i want the Boks to win it now, everyone is forgetting one major point, the remaining games are in FRANCE....and beating the French on home turf is never easy..if they make it into the final then they are playing AT HOME IN PARIS going there and beating them is a big ask....

Anyway COME ON THE BOKS!!!!

[chiv29]

one other thing, Can someone please beat England? I dont care if its the french but if they get to the final ffs i hope the boks beat them....

1 more thing lol cant wait to see what the fook you come up with for the next vid

[chiv29]

Just wanted to say im loving these cartoons jed, had me pissing myself.... still after this RWC and being a welshman i needed some cheering up lol

[Peteyboy1976]

It's all very nice 'crushen the fucken lot' BEFORE and AFTER the RWC, but the RWC is the pinnacle of rugby acheivement(the players will tell you that)and it's an AB problem that needs sorting out 'fucken' sharpish! I feel bad for the AB's cos they play great rugby, but there's no excuse for the lack of drive, commitment, guts, and will-to-win that was missing against France.....blame the ref all you like, but the AB's are the only ones to blame for that shabby display.

[ginganz13]

It is the pinnacle for 1 day 1 test 2 hours only, After that service as usual - what's the point of being world champs if every game you play between is as woeful as England, France & the Lions on Tour? If it wasn't for the AB's leading the only inspired playing we would see is the One Trick Ponies once every 4 years.

[robcalhoun1]

Whatever. Come on England. Enjoy the NPC or whatever it is at the moment.

[09aDos]

i dont know why ne one was suprised wayne barnes did shit.hes from england

[robcalhoun1]

How many tries have you scored from forward passes? It all over the Super 14 (basketball) competition.

[09aDos]

how many tries have you......ohh wait a minute u guys cant score tries so have to use johnny the bastard

[rmellie]

We scored 12 tries this time, 36 in 2003. And got to the finals 2 tournaments running. How shit are we?????????

[09aDos]

that was the biggest fluke ever!it sounds like im crying and i probably am but england went from 'who they fuk are they' to 'holy shit they might win' in like a two weeks.but i think it might of died down now.

[rmellie]

I was chuffed they beat the ozzies and france beat the ab's, however dubious there try was. That we got to the finals was a massive shock.

[felisnigelus]

And produced the most boring and disgusting final ever... nothing to be proud off actually.

[Peteyboy1976]

Don't think they'll 'fucken crushin' the lot' anytime soon......choke choke choke choke choke choke choke choke choke choke choke choke.............AGAIN!!!!

[ginganz13]

6 losses in 48 tests - After the RWC 'Crushin the fucken lot' as usual is exactly what will happen - history has proved it over & over again - that's why it's called a 'Universal Constant'. Enjoy it while you can - it won't last long.

[09aDos]

fuk 2011 is too far.all blacks have lost hope.had enuf of telling myself we are still gud

[lotusfeet]

Terrible refereeing - All Blacks played well enough to win. It wasn't their best performance by far, but they played well enough to win.

BRING ON 2011

[09aDos]

ROBBED.the ref was from england and didnt want us to play them next week.sin binned??the french did the same and not even a second glimpse.forward pass try and all the penalties to us in the rucks and not one for france???the ref should get sacked fukn english fukwit

[rmellie]

I wonder how good the AB's would be without robbing all the talent from fiji, tonga, samoa etc etc.

[fraserdldavidson]

haha, say that in a few months when you are fielding glenn jackson, leslie vainikola and their mates.

[fraserdldavidson]

gutted. absolutely gutted. go the sprinboks, teach those frech cunts a lesson.

[Celes1985]

Ive heard that if some "Argentinium" gets into the "Blackness" everything explodes, is it posible? XD

[09aDos]

in fairness i actually do hope ireland get good at sport.smashed in the cricket and the rugby.our players grow up here dumass.i guess robinson shouldnt play for england

[OCeallachain]

Allez Les Bleus - *choke*

[09aDos]

ireland strangled to death.were favourites and didnt even reach semis.

[ginganz13]

After escaping from Pome Rock 13 years ago I was drawn to the Blackness, I saw the only thing in the Rugby Universe uglier than the meat-eaters (The Pomes winning at the cake tin in '03) I went over to the dark side. "Once you've had Black you never go bak" (Darth Vader) Watching this series closely resulted in the Blackness's gravity pulling one of my eyes out-now it's clearer, just give 'em the cup it will hurt less.

[Halfaraisin]

Great videos Jedi - keep them coming (the filthier the better!)

Oh - as a South African & fanatical rugby supporter, just want to let you All-Blacks know that we're going to fuck you cunts up in the RWC 2007 final - just like we did in 1995 :)

Can't wait to see the clip Jedi makes for that!

PEACE MY BROTHERS!

[blackwatch42]

I sincerely hope you bastards lose

[fraserdldavidson]

and we hope you loose, isnt that the point of winning?

[blackwatch42]

Indeed Sir, time for all you Kiwis to loosen your collective collars so as to ensure you do not stay true to form and ......cough, splutter....choke!

[fraserdldavidson]

haha. touche, that old chestnut! there are worse things than choking though i spose. like not being in with a chance and not being any good at all?

[09aDos]

i think while u are still in a normal state of mind and not about to cry about ur loss to the aussies u need to know THE SOUTHERN HEM IS FUKING YOU GUYS UP!!you should be at the games u invent like soccer and rugby and all the others.and not to mention 4 nations (lions) lose to a country of 4 million.hahahahah

[fraserdldavidson]

are you talking about me?

[09aDos]

nah bro that blackwatch guy.ALL BLACKS FOR LIFE!!!!

[09aDos]

should be good*

[corey376]

Nice work Jedi, again outdoing yourself. Although I do forsee the 'Seat of Blackness' fighting for breath (aka: choking) when they meet we crooks in the semis...looking forward to a great clash with the old enemy.

[rugbywanderer]

we all love it, what happens if the Francium beat the blackness.

[fraserdldavidson]

it is impossible as that would defy the basic laws of the rugby universe.

[NZfishboy]

Sheesh, don't you know anything about physics? :)

[GlasgowKiss101]

Go Jed and Fraser - Fijinol !!!

[bawbag157]

Very funny as usual. Jedi has it spot on, except the part about Scotland. They will surprise a lot of people this year! Eat my spunk!!!!

[luvmsiahatethegov]

This has got to be your best so far!

[rugerbuger]

Awesome BRING ON THE BLACK!

[kbiasci]

Haha!

Carefull of the French fellas!

They'll eat ya!

Bernard Laporte will find another mischievous plan to make you lose ;-)

Cheers!

[felisnigelus]

Guys, you have outdone yourselves!

Even my theatre loving wife loved it.