Xtian Fiction Show

[pesterlence]

dude this video is pure awesomeness

[godlesswonder]

@pesterlence Thanks a lot!

[TheAkatsukiShadow]

God doesn't need to literally take a nap, stupid!! it's not crap it's truth. most people who study into the bible to try to disprove it accually become believers themselves.

[vaguelyhumanoid]

Awesome video. Anti-intellectualism sucks, evolution denial sucks, and if you actually think the Creation Museum was a good idea, you suck.

[TheKiemaster]

2:50 *puts arms in the air and starts waving to the tune*

[RhondaH]

Well done. Thanks for the chuckles.

[paulifa1]

Please don't insult Science Fiction by associating it with the creationist crap of Ken Ham!!!

[godlesswonder]

@paulifa1 That's a completely valid point actually. My apologies to the greats!

[buzzausa]

Brilliant! Brilliant I say!

[godlesswonder]

Thanks much!

[Dalbert342]

@godlesswonder I love the Creation museum....I never laughed that much in my life...they have a whole exhibit of the Flintstones for some reason

[godlesswonder]

@Dalbert342 Ha! Awesome. I really should get there sometime, I'm sure it would be a blast.

[Dalbert342]

@godlesswonder trust me...if you need a good laugh,its the place to go....great song btw...did you write it?

[godlesswonder]

@Dalbert342 I wrote this parody, yes. The original is 'Still Alive' from the video game Portal.

[godlesswonder]

@godlesswonder That's just completely wrong. Was I half asleep when typed this? Probably.

[godhead3inone]

The Lord said to me every knee shall bow & every tongue shall confess to God But I will tell them "I will have nothing to do with you! Get out of my sight you evil people!For everything known about God are seen because God has shown it to them. For his eternal power and divine nature,have been clearly seen, since the creation of the world,in the things that have been made. So they are without excuse.Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped the creature more than the Creator

[Xeletoph]

Dear god shut up!

How strange; the similarity between the rantings of a mad-man and those of an evangelistic preacher.

Tell me; are you out to prove a point, or just scare the shit out of everybody? Cause, that's all you do when you go off on a religious psycho-rant.

I'm sure you belong amongst the ranks of Fred Phelps.

Now shut your theistic mouth and go away. Nobody wants to hear you.

[godhead3inone]

I can not shut up & will not shut up just because someone does not understand & even if you don't want to understand. If hell scares you I praise God for it because it means you are under coniction of your sin that you yourself cannot deny. It is only jesus Christ's death & resurrection That a person could be saved from Hell But if you refuse Jesus christ you will go to hell for eternity I did not say it the God's word says it So you have a problem with God's word not me Take it up with God

[Xeletoph]

I do understand, and that's why I reject!

Hell doesn't scare me, death doesn't scare me. Why would an abundance of NOTHING be frightening?

God is an omniscient SADIST. He knew before making man that there would be so much suffering, such war, and disease. He knew before he made the first human that many of his 'children' would go to hell. Free will doesn't play into it. God KNEW that things wouldn't go well but he went ahead and made humans anyhow

God = Mean kid with an Ant Farm.

[Xeletoph]

Personally, I would rather go to hell. If such a god existed he would deserve only the sharpest edge of my tongue, the most defiant and horrible words I can imagine.

God seems to be a greedy, jealous, genocidal, homicidal, phillicidal, misogynistic, evil, capriciously malevolent, baby murdering bully.

So glad am I, that such an entity does not exist. Glad am I, that I do not have to face off with such a horrible creature as Yahweh.

I would rather be annihilated then worship him.

[RhondaH]

@godhead3inone Please keep your delusions to yourself. You have every right to belief whatever supernatural BS you like, but intelligent and rational people here do not appreciate your efforts at trying to convince us it has any merit. We probably know more about your ancient book than you do. You'd be much better off questioning why you think you believe that BS in the face of so much evidence contradicting it.

[peterinfrankfurt]

I said it months ago and I'll say it again: this is brilliant!

Godlesswonder, you are godless and you are a wonder! Please do more of this.

[godlesswonder]

Ha - thanks again! You're right, I should get to work.

[twilight11]

Ok That was great! You need to make more ! and put it on itunes ! id buy it XD

[godlesswonder]

Ha, thanks man! I def have the most fun with these. Glad you appreciate them.

[Sol2121]

Great vid 5 stars

[godlesswonder]

Thank you

[chuckfaststrat]

5 stars

[godlesswonder]

Thanks

[JohnnyKapz]

thats just good all around!!

[godlesswonder]

Thank you!

[iamblackthorne]

Damn! You're freakin' talented! Make a CD: I'll buy it!

[godlesswonder]

Why thanks again! That's very kind. Considering it as I've got a lot of support from people here. I appreciate the comment!

[alexw1000]

I agree, this is top class material.

[godlesswonder]

Thx, really enjoyed this one - too much fun!

[cobrompton]

Is this on itunes?

It should be.

[godlesswonder]

Why thanks. But no, it's only here in the vid form. :(

[TheyCallHimAndrew]

That was beyond belief! Fantastic! Keep 'em comin'

[godlesswonder]

Thanks very much! One of my favs, so glad you liked it.

[halohms]

another awesome video - THANKS

[godlesswonder]

Thanks a bunch! Loved the original, had to do it.

[massoonmann]

LOL I FORGOT TO FAV THIS VID...

[thejoegonzalez]

I'm with Orz, I downloaded all your videos with Firefox, and extracted the musical one's audios. It would be nice to have MP3s available though, this one is really good.

[massoonmann]

HA HA HA MAN. THIS IS BRILLIANT!

[godlesswonder]

Heh, thanks! Saw your vid - pretty sweet tune. I actually used FL Studio for the drum tracks on this. Great program.

[truthdownyourthroat]

This is a great great video and song.

[godlesswonder]

Thank you!

[kidneycat]

WIN! I love Rocky Horror and was pleasantly surprised by the parody. love love loved it.

[godlesswonder]

Why thanks! Very nice of you to say (and I believe that's my first official 'win').

[1LadyBlackCat]

HOLY SHIT

 This is awesome

[godlesswonder]

:O  Thanks!!

[OrzAreFingers]

Between this and "Still a Lie" I just have to subscribe. Now if only I could put this on my ipod. XD Great work!

[wavymavy]

This is brilliant!

I subscribed.

5 Stars!

[godlesswonder]

Thanks so much! Very happy you liked it.

[k2sizzle]

Great VId consider yourself subscribed.

[godlesswonder]

Hey, thanks a lot. Glad ya liked it - and I appreciate the sub!

[kea444]

Thought provoking, hilarious, & it has a beat you can dance to! Thank you.

[godlesswonder]

Hmm - perhaps that last reply didn't 'take'? Anyway, thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.

Oh, and 'Once More With Feeling' = genius. ;)

[RaustBD]

this is criminally underwatched. this is GENIOUS!

best anti-creationism song I've heard since a tribute to kent hovind!

[godlesswonder]

Thankyou! In retrospect, Rocky Horror - perhaps not the best choice for parody (lesser known I suppose). But it just worked! And it was fun. Thanks again.

[rshi1122330]

you are talking to my lord abot that im going to reported u from that too

[rshi1122330]

GOD is not Fiction u dum ass!!!!

[kitepilot]

Apparently they don't teach spelling in sunday school. If "your" GAWD isn't fiction then provide us all with the details of the proof that convinced you of its existence.

[godlesswonder]

Good lookin' out! ;)

[EctoBuzz]

What just happened??? Is it beatitude that I'm feeling right now? Can't be!

I'll be damned... but it is! {:cD Lots of thumbs up!

[godlesswonder]

Thanks a lot friend! Glad to be of help ;)

[vyrme]

genius

pure genius

thank you

[godlesswonder]

Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks a bunch!

[taliesyn12]

Nice job fella.I know what you mean about the point thing, can be frustrating.Now I enjoy baiting them a little.

Well..its a hobby.

[godlesswonder]

Thanks! - and, agreed.

[peterinfrankfurt]

Godlesswonder !

Thank you for this - it made my day (ok, it was a quiet day). I laughed out loud all the way through. It is great. Well put together, nicely sung (was that you singing Godlesswonder?). Sometimes I get so tired of polite, point by point rebuttals of Creationist nonsense. I like your way - it's more fun.

[NoisForme]

Why thanks! Very glad to have helped your day along a bit. Yes, I did the music/vocals. I've done the point-by-point thing for far too long - much like discussing air quality with a fish. Occasionally I like the mental exercise, but mostly it's simply frustrating and pointless.

This certainly was more fun to do!! So glad you enjoyed it.

[NoisForme]

(oops, signed in with an alt account - its godlesswonder here)

[windham666]

what is adam holding in his hand down by his crotch? a banana? probly stole it from a monkey.

[Taliba1983]

nice job godless!

[godlesswonder]

thanks!

[abilityoflove]

What if many stories in the Bible should be taken symbolically rather than literally?

[Paxmax]

Haha!!! Really good job!! fantastic!!!

[NoisForme]

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.

[ByrdieFae]

*giggle giggle* Five stars!

...of course, now I'm imagining Satan dressed up as Dr. Frankfurter, with Jesus as Rocky. Aaaaand now I'm scarred for life.

[glen12343]

@ByrdieFae God damnit whyd u have too say that? FUCK I SAW IT TOO! :[ my minds eye burns

[EndlessVoids]

This is great. I giggled for like an hour.

[NoisForme]

Why thanks!

[fergmasterflex]

Well done.

[tomaselvis]

Genius!

[godlesswonder]

Why thanks! ;)

[marjoe77]

great video!! 5 stars!!

[theelsons]

Awesome on many levels.

[godlesswonder]

Thanks! Much fun was had.

[flyingscience]

Watch My 2 New Videos -

Fossil Seashells Below Creation Museum Confirm Noah Deluge ?

........................

Creation Museum debunked by fossil reef below it?

[surefirewin]

i didnt watch the vid i just looked at the comments and their is proof for creationism christianity, all of it.

[youmeandsomeknives]

You gained my subscription with the first vid I saw, but this one... hilarious.

I love Rocky-Horror. It's a double feature hit with me down the line - scathing and funny. I especially liked the < the dark-ages sign. Nice touch.

[kitepilot]

That is the best. I will forward this video to everyone. I am a big fan of the topic and the movie. I had to keep pausing it to take a laugh break.

[godlesswonder]

Thanks so much! It is most fun when you 'get' both. ;) Marriage made in hell. My only regret...no lips.

[kitepilot]

I just watched your "Shiny Things" vid. I'm now a fan! Can't wait for the next one.

[godlesswonder]

Thanks so much! Yeah, I gotta' get moving. Several tunes 'nearly there'...*sigh*

peace

[LastThursdayist]

Ah, good ol' Ken Ham. I still find it hilarious how somebody who looks so much like a transitional form denies that Evolution has occured.

[sgtsausage6969]

i like the book that said, "it couldn't just happen" it's true it couldn't just happen. evolution states that a lower form of species will adapt when the need comes so that it can survive. and that all organisms that are unable to adapt will die. first of all, why aren't monkeys still evolving (i know u've heard that one before. i also know ur've never been able to answer the question).

[sgtsausage6969]

and secondly, why are monkeys still around? if the species is supposed to adapt or die, why did some supposedly adapt and others live anyways. see, there is science behind creation.

[LastThursdayist]

It's called "the tree of life", not "the ladder of life". The way evolution works is that some animals branch out and become new subspecies, some don't. Question answered.

[sgtsausage6969]

where does it say that in Darwin's notes?

well, maybe it does...

anyways, that's another unproven excuse to support an uproven theory.

[kitepilot]

Before posting again please learn the definition of scientific theory. We have atomic theory, music theory, gravitional theory. You think it means guess. It does not.

[sgtsausage6969]

no it means that it is an unproven possibility.

[kitepilot]

A theory is a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world; an organized system of accepted knowledge that applies in a variety of circumstances to explain a specific set of phenomena) "theories can incorporate facts and laws and tested hypotheses"

You need a dictionary not written in crayon.

[sgtsausage6969]

Creationism is just as much a theory as evolution is.

[kitepilot]

Are you crazy or just stupid? Creationism is a wild assed guess. Look up the work THEORY as it relates to science not how wrestling fans understand it to be. Name one observed study done that was verified by peer testing with qualified experts reviewing the results as support for creationism. And I will send my paychecks endorsed to Benny Hinn. If you can't provide one then just apologize for being an idiot. I can easly provide this information that supports evolution.

[sgtsausage6969]

i can provide info that supports creationism. no need to offend me. i've done nothing wrong.

[kitepilot]

Don't let me offend you. Now its your turn to stick it to me I'm a big boy I can take it! Don't just say you "can provide info." Do it! Please provide something other than Ken Hamm's childrens book.

If you were to take a Casio wrist watch back in time 500 years they would either worship you as a god or kill you for being the devil. Just because we don't understand something yet don't say "god did it" and give up. I am waiting for your supporting evidence.

(Don't be so sensitive)

[sgtsausage6969]

i'm not being sensitive, i don't care what u say. i'm amused at how worldly u are acting. indeed without the love of God one can not be holy.

[kitepilot]

I have no need to be holy. No advantage or benifit unless you are wanting to be friends with all of the other sheep that worship ghosts.

There is a great benifit to being worldly.

I'll take rational thinking using reason and testable evidence and you can have ghosts, spirits and Voodoo. btw Hows that prayer/raindance the governor of Georgia did to end the drought coming along? Instead of rerouting the water they are sending out of state they are performing a seance.

[VivoVitamBonam]

I was down there over Christmas. Lake Lanier is still 21 ft. below normal.

[Lacolith]

Noah and his family are the last people on Earth and repopulated the world. So...we're all inbred?

[sgtsausage6969]

the lord rested on the seventh day not because he had to. he didn't get tired. it was to give us an example of what to do. after you work, u rest. that's what we wanted to show us.

[LastThursdayist]

And the reason why the first six days of the Creation story couldn't have been metaphorical and used to teach us something is because...

[sgtsausage6969]

who said they weren't, i never did.

[pioerghaozprhgorueir]

This is brilliant!

[godlesswonder]

Why thanks! :)

[alblahblah]

Simply .....Brilliant

[godlesswonder]

thank you! :)

[philhellenes]

Oh dear. How did I miss YOU?!?! My apologies. Error rectified.

[kossmikham]

what's the deal with that kenny ham, anyway? he looks like he was in the middle of changing into the wolfman, but the moon suddenly disappeard and left him hanging in limbo.

[InfoJunkieHolland]

any 'science' that needs to advertise on giant billboards, is liable to get laughed at, yes.

[JoshOoooAaaah]

Excellent video!

Where did u get the music?

Its great

[dechha1981]

5 stars and favourited.

[godlesswonder]

Very nice! thanks a lot -peace

[kossmikham]

What a delightful way to piss off the christian fundies. Bravo!!!

[godlesswonder]

thanks! good times, good times ;)

[jarjarhead]

Brilliant!

[TheSensuousAtheist]

Wonderful video and song! Featuring it on my page:-)

[DahKoDaeVonos]

hahahahaha that was funny

i especially like the last thing it said

and what the last thing started with haha ha

5 stars

funny song

[godlesswonder]

Thanks - For the compliment and the fav! Glad you enjoyed it. peace

[deBeuk]

You're awesome, thanks for this great video. Do you do live shows too?

[teal504]

Pteradactyl soup....that was in Exodus wasn't it? Not quite as tasty as dragon muffins, but still....

You're a freakin' genius! BRAVO!

[godlesswonder]

ha! Yeees, Exdous. ;) thanks so much - very kind words.

[vpiazza]

just fucking brilliant !

[wutgodretodd]

Just read my name and figure out for yourself how much I liked this shit. Fucking five and favorite!

[godlesswonder]

lol Thanks a lot!

[friendlyagnostic]

LOL

[aichpvee]

Can we get a copy of this song in FLAC please?

[godlesswonder]

Here you go...

ht tp ://ww w. sendspace .c om/file/0wtn6b

(remove spaces)

download link is at bottom of page - let me know if there's a problem.

[aichpvee]

Wow, sweet! Thanks. Sounds great!

[godlesswonder]

No prob. :)

[SkepticPhenomenology]

Great parody, very entertaining.

[illusionist1977]

Lol. 5 stars. very good work

[healthyaddict]

LoL!!! Very well done!!! ^_^

[godlesswonder]

Thankyou! - fun stuff (you fu*kin' atheist ;) (edit) )

[oscillator]

This is awesome!!!

[godlesswonder]

thanks osc! - glad you enjoyed it

[edain55337]

GREAT SCOTT! (no, charmin!)

LOL - ahh,those crazy creationists!!!

[godlesswonder]

ha! no virgin here i see - thanks for the view and comment ;)

[lawilson200]

One of the best paradies I have seen so far on the Anti-Museum. Good job and keep it up.

[SpencerBenedict2nd]

@lawilson200 "For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools," Romans 1:20-22

[baskervylle]

This is one of the cleverest and most humorous parodies I've seen on Youtube! I'm almost glad that there even is a Creation Museum, just so that it can be mocked and ridiculed like it has been here.