Target Warehouse Forklift Follies

[CEOkiller]

Better call the Looser On Dock

[Alxe73191]

There is a shut off valve for these kind of situations, would have been easier

[greatbambeaner]

what a moron. does he have a job?

[magicgreengold]

He found the problem, that pipe was holding all the water back.

[eddieyyy3]

2:52 Fuck this I'm going home. XD

[gamerx262x262x]

Next stop, soup line.

[HelmutVillam]

JOB = GONE

[ninendowii2000]

so thats why the xbox had water damage ? hahaha

[funnkyfunk]

He is SOOOOO fired!!!!

[galnasmeden]

Employee of the year^^

[reel1840]

clear mess/I guess

[borzi]

FUCKTARD. TARGET IS WHERE RETARDS WORK.

[LongBeachPits562]

@borzi Caps lock is what retards type with as well. At least the retards that work at target get paid to be retarded.

[borzi]

@LongBeachPits562 i think you are a re-tard jobless dick. gl in life brandon, you punk bitch.

[LongBeachPits562]

@borzi Lol no, I actually work at target. =) Just defending my fellow retards I suppose. But yeah, retards also type with caps lock.

[B1kMagik]

clean up aisle...well all of them

[KingOystar]

I bet the LOD was pretty pissed when they came to the back and saw all the water!

[BOMBOVA]

Has it gotten to be ... that "Shelby is Amazing " is scrutinizing warehouse security videos? " it seems so " does she know a fork lift operator? could be, Does she aspire to be one? could happen, she is a strong minded gal, , cute as the dickens also, She would have every one in line, Feisty little thing,

[shelbyisamazin]

Terrible team member.

[jonrushing21873]

nobody thought "lets turn the sprinkler system off and get a real plumber here to fix the pipe"?

[KingOystar]

dumbass: ummm LOD......?

LOD: "Go For LOD"

dumbass: I think you need to come to the back.....

[FarAwayRunning]

2:47... you punch that box, badass

[notredame2191]

everyone in the back is standing around and watching like....... he is so fucked

[jkmorris94]

hahahah i work with him at the y

[Maestrotogo]

The person releasing this video should be fired alongside with this idiot.

[yourmovecreep]

@Maestrotogo And why do you think the person releasing this video should be fired?

This video is much obviously captured by a surveillance camera, it really doesn't matter in any case who it's released from.

[Maestrotogo]

@yourmovecreep

If you need me to explain why, then I shouldnt bother.

[yourmovecreep]

@Maestrotogo I see, all good then.

[ChaosRacer619]

And its not a pallet jack, its a walkie stacker fork lift.

[gabemorales669]

hey to the people saying the pipe is to low. well its not to low its that low to spray under the roll up garage door. its the dumb ass kids fought not the pipes.

[yuprulesing]

Well, he's fired.

[CrunchyDaddy]

That kid missed his old job at Sea World, so he thought he'd make it more familiar

[xombl3]

burn all the bacthes and give yourselfs baffles!!

[ndfan301]

@smonk31085 Bad water sprinkler placement yes. However it looks like he is way past the last spot in the riser so he had no business with his forklift there. And as to teenagers and dangerous equipment. All are trained and certified to run this, and trust me get yelled at for anything dangerous. Plus it's not always the teenagers that are dangerous.

[duterium1]

To succeed, either find a person who does it right and follow his example, or find a complete bozo and don't do anything like he does it.

[johnplatt1]

I don't give a damn who you are, that was funny shit right there

[yobro87]

aaand hes fired

[RevolverOcelot2008]

Wow the roof must be really low in that store. 

[mmcclain88]

slip n slide time!!!!

[smonk31085]

to be honest, why was there a sprinkler head that low? He wasn't even high enough to pull from the top riser. It was an accident waiting to happen.

[StillOneWing]

@smonk31085 When operating machinery it is your job to observe your surroundings...Also proper operating procedure is to lift the forks "only" once you are positioned directly in front and in line with the pallet you are trying to pull down. He was just playing around with it.. & him climbing a wet-aluminum ladder was just foolish on many levels. water + electricity + metal ladder = bad day.

[smonk31085]

@StillOneWing It's still poorly designed to have a water pipe hanging that low from the ceiling, especially when you've built risers that high off the ground. The fact that Target has teenagers operating deadly power equipment should tell you who's the real jackass when it comes to being safe.

[mwp88]

@StillOneWing I was thinking the same thing! I dont know if the idiot was actually trying to fork something or was just messing around, but if he was trying to fork something he raised the forks way too early. Bad placement of the water pipe or not, it is still the idiots fault.

[AdamMyers22]

Actual sprinkler fitter here, it's more to it then just closing a water meter, it has it's own supply being feed from a fire pump I'm sure, when he cracked the pipe it should been shut down before the pipe was touched, he could of really got hurt, you would of had to shut the fire and jockey pump off, then shut the riser down, from the look of it I would say it's pressure was blowing a good 160-200 psi

[flippinoy0502]

ummmmm..... LOD

[woodnsteel19]

Funny-they hire dudes like this,but us older guys who know better can just forget it.

I hope their safety guys see these posts and hire us old pros who know better than to fly our forks in the air while moving down the aisle....He is lucky-could have been KIA falling.

[thesniffysniffy]

look at the hero in the bottom left run for his life when he broke the lever

[kingfr33k]

Stupid moron.  Should have called the SFT and it would have been fixed.

[Metallkopf86]

Oooooooo snap! Glad that wasn't me. At first I was like, oh that sucks. The baaam! Water was gushing out, that's when you want to curl up in a ball and die!

[bigd23608]

Wow nice fucking catch at 2:44. He almost broke his neck!

[motocrossmania42]

@bigd23608 haha but then he went ahead and punched the thing that saved him :D

[fatnewman]

when it rains it pours!!!

[irnmadn99]

LMHAO(laughing my hairy ass off) to funny,i wonder if they let him have his last pay check.

[Gshock714]

When he took his shirt off at the end you know he's fired

[presbarkeep]

fired?

[2012GreenGhost420]

LOL Where's Mister Health and Safety on that one!

Donkey

[Funthek]

your fired..!!!

[AudioSlime25]

thats some funny sheeet right there

i worked back room back in the day

and saw a workout set dropped from the top shelf

and it went through a shopping cart ,thats right ,through the cart hahahahah

[AudioSlime25]

fa-cuckin Classic i one saw a wieght set be dropped from the top shelf and it slammed through a shopping cart Thats right Through the cart hahahah it was one of the funniest thing i ever saw there

[falcon611]

Thats why they employ Mexicans.

[alfred87cron]

now i wanna do this before i quit.

[eriggs1228]

Turn in your Name Badge and Discount Card......You're FIRED!

[2006joko]

I like the team work ... nobody cared... lol

[CanadienDestroyer]

@2006joko To be honest, I think a lot of them were being smart staying away from this disaster. No way would I put my job on the line to help the dumbass bend a fucking pipe. Best you could do is tell a manager and get them to call the fire department or whoever.

[Arnevet]

This could never have happened anywhere...

...But America

[emauriceharr]

now where did i put that umbrella?

[Zallomallo0]

Everyone is so calm about it lol.

[camy205]

@Zallomallo0 probs night shift. dont have to worry bout customers

[alfred87cron]

now i know how clear those cameras are.

[krazyxnina]

@alfred87cron you should see them now, they are SUPER clear

[fanboysreign]

I just LOL'd

[zacatetas]

honest mistake, stupid kid

[scagliettileopard]

he's such a jerk

[DROLL30]

whats a dumb shit 

[DarthOptimus207]

this is awesome!!!!

[lilcrazyaznboy]

That's sad... He's probably fired, but that was a stupid mistake.. I say give him a second chance.. The jobs looks pretty cool, I would take it.

[circlelt1]

@lilcrazyaznboy I work at target as a team lead. An accident like this can go both ways, typically fooling around with the power equipment is one of them things where "dont do it again, or you're fired", now had there been other team members standing in the area and he was endangering others aswell, then it could be an instant termination. In the case of this guy, I believe they let him keep his job, but not without a VERY stern warning to not do it again.

[suzannalcooper]

um yeah your like totally fired. Wow that has got to be the major fuck up of the day.

all I can say is...sucks to be you!!

[suzannalcooper]

um yeah your fired!

[ur30vquattro]

hahahahaha I'm guessing this was a FLOW team member...they are all idiots. 

[devolutionofthepuppy]

@ur30vquattro Of all the idiots that work in a store, flow gets the most blame even though they might bust their asses. I love the zoners that just hide go backs in the cosmetics boots drawers or on endcaps. WTF. It's all garbage.

[piratebuns]

HELP I'M NEW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOO!

[Flakkks]

FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!



[fg1707]

haha fail , he's like fuck im fired

[jay75227]

what an idiot



[kellyinpink09]

@armykidformyspace I used to work at Target and at my new job I get weird looks from my coworkers because I accidentally call the customers guests

[MEMPHISBUTCHA]

@kellyinpink09 ye i wrk there, they make u say guest. lol.

[gregmacknass]

A complete and utter FUCK UP. I would advise him to kill himself, but he'd probably just fuck that up too

[thugricanz]

He got wet lol

[DamoM3]

Oh that is priceless!, made my morning!.

[777teg]

lol....for extra effect, listen to "Canadian idiot" by weird AL. (target is Canadian)

[nimfirefly]

he did that on purpose !!!

[SignoroIncognito]

Genius.

Is he part of the government now?

[creez34]

well hes in a world of shit lol

[luvdady]

the best part was when got blasted off the ladder.

[steedy1]

i bet he was not properly trained for it, i used to work at target. and that forklift is fairly easy to use. also used a thing they called the wave. pretty sweet. this guy is a moron though

[Drinkman7]

Your fired you f ing morron!

[drocka8]

why the hell was he moving it with the forks raised up

[SetJoesBodyAblaze]

ahah so he throws a punch

[spyda1221]

Fail

[truegirl2anna]

Man im so sorry I feel bad for ya.... Fire department all up in there i bet.

[p20]

the real funny part of this video is that they are using manual worklifts.. wtf lol...

[aarondavid826]

@p20 whats wrong with that?

[miket1m]

To all, I was wrong about Target. I was completely misinformed about Target. Although like everyone else, their stuff is made in China. Shop at Target. Its a good store.

[SupraTuned]

This is hilarious, sprinkler/fire lines are charged at about 120psi, and then you start ripping on the pipe? lololololololoo.....the pipe is usually just shced. 40 or less, and it can only take so much....lolololoo I guess I would know I was a steamfitter he doesn't know any better.....

[Ivansprofile]

i wonder how much Xsorb was used after?

[TargetTeamMemer]

lol..Still fUnny!

[SupremeHero777]

LOD backtoom

[ry4n0007]

that is ssoooo funny !!

[armykidformyspace]

lol u love this hahaha and i love how they say target is owned by the french ahahah it was started in america and has stayed that way its not french how do i know i work there place is ten times better than wal-mart i used to love walmart now i cant stand it

[osamabindrinkin40s]

How long do you have to work @ target in order to transfer to another target in a different city?

[armykidformyspace]

90 days

[osamabindrinkin40s]

How much does walmart start out with for full-time and par-time postions in the eletronics area? Do you know?

[armykidformyspace]

no idea hahaha i know someone who works for walmart and she said she wants to switch to target

[osamabindrinkin40s]

Well shit I'll have to work @ Target. Walmart you have to wait 6 months and that includes job positions.

[armykidformyspace]

yea targets purty well a lot better than walmart i think now ha im a team trainer there now so i mean i like it. Pretty fun job just got to work, have fun, and take care of the guest thats about it haha

[Ashlay71]

@armykidformyspace HAHAHA people are stupid!! Everyone thinks theyre owned by the french. Guess they dont know how to use wikipedia! :)

[akgonen60]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[miket1m]

!.)

'Recently we asked the local TARGET store to be a proud sponsor of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall during our spring recognition event.

"Veterans do not meet our area of giving. We only donate to the arts, social action

groups, gay & lesbian causes, and education."

So I'm thinking, if the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall and veterans in general, do not meet their donation criteria, then something is really wrong at this TARGET store. We were not asking for thousands of dollars,

[miket1m]

2)

not even hundreds, just a small sponsorship for a memorial remembrance.

As a follow-up, I E-mailed the TARGET U.S. Corporate Headquarters and their response was the same.That's their national policy.

Then I looked into the company further. They will not allow the Marines to collect for 'Toys for Tots' at any of their stores. And during the recent Iraq deployment, they would not allow families of employees who were called up for active duty to continue their

[miket1m]

3)

insurance coverage while they were on military service Then as I dig further,

TARGET is a French-owned corporation.

Now, I'm thinking again. If TARGET cannot support American Veterans, then why should my family and I support their stores by spending our hard earned American dollars! And, have their profits sent to France ..Without the American Vets, where would France be today?

'They, most likely would be speaking German and trading in Deutsch Marks'

[FlippinSuperD]

amen to that. used to work for em. USED to. i hate that place. Vietnam vets aren't the "cool hip thing that all the tweens and young adults are into these days" but having a disaster at a fucking country like Hayti or whatever, they're all over it cause they want people to think they actually care when all that they want is they're damn symbol over everything. ever try on any cloths at target? a xl is actually a m cause they want kids to think they're fat and lose more weight. place is shit man

[Ashlay71]

@miket1m target is not a french owned corporation.

[miket1m]

@Ashlay71 I know. I was mis informed. I like Target again. lol Thanks

[Ashlay71]

@miket1m its okay, ALOT of people have the misconception that target is owned by the french. I just like to tell people the correct information. I work at target so I was told lol.

[jpatt1000]

I QUIT!!!

[TargetTeamMemer]

That's a great place to work

[TargetTeamMemer]

That's my job

[deathguitrst]

if i was that guy behind the fool, it would've made my day

[FluteHero89]

wow.. i bet his STL was pissed! somebody had to of gotten fired that day..

[RevolverOcelot2008]

Wow the spinkler system/roof seems very low in the backroom of that Target compared to the one I work at.

[chevotaman350]

should i list everything he/they did wrong? not including the hitting of the fire system??? SHUT THE RISER DOWN MORON!

[hpeviscerate]

woooooooooow. I've totally met a few dudes like that in my time as a backroom TM.

[hellx159]

hahahahahah lol! 2:43 mad hilarious!

[jestespa1]

hey "EXPECT MORE PAY LESS" piece of shit company,they want to be BEST COMPANY EVER, hummmm i got one for them "WORST COMPANY EVER"

[loonmaniac]

I were fired from Target for refusin' ter kill a litter of baby rats that were found behind the chuffin' buildin' on the bleedin' over-night shift. Right. Wen evry geezer else refused ter do the Uncle Bob the bleedin' manager were forced ter pull each rat out and snap their wee necks. And it were Christmas Eve. I suggested that we should at least wait until after New Years Day ter dispose of the bleedin' rats and the chuffin' next fin' I knew me 'ours were cut ter nuffink.

[DimmuB]

@loonmaniac What the hell did you say?

[clampuna]

what a poor choad, that guy

[circlelt1]

Cant believe this idiot works for the same company i do, makes me feel stupid.

[jhoags92]

I think at some point he just came to the realization that "my job is gone"

[n0directi0nh0me]

LOLL I love how he just walks away all chill after as if he didn't just fall off a ladder and cause water to shoot full blast from the ceiling.

[lamborghini146]

i think he fixed it!!!!

[pnguyen2783]

holy chit you couldn't write comedy better then that LMAO

[Drpepper687]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Was this in the Exton, Pennsylvania (philly) store? Cause I used to work there, and if this is... then I HAVE to send this video to a bunch of people I know....

[yanevenu]

ROTFL. Mmmm...oooop... there, that's better!

[wilatemodel]

im suprised he didnt fall off the ladder & SUE THE COMPANY.........

[HandcuffJocky]

Sue the company??? LOL, no way, he would epic fail at that too. He broke like 10 policies there, and would probably be held negligent for the whole incident. This guy was probably fired that morning after reviewing the video.

[Zeki1985]

what a fool!

[illu73]

he almost did it.........

[burk1111]

idiot

[shfbdfi1273]

Why did he get naked? Is he planing to take a shower?

[shfbdfi1273]

He got fired. That's better than paying for the damages.

[tanyatmr]

OMG!

[ssdematt]

Hilarious video here -- laughed hard for several minutes !!!

I guess fuck-ups DO happen from time-2-time, but I guess dude should not have attempted to work the problem.....!!

[stewartx5]

LOL. Didn't I see Noah and a boatload of animals floating by in the background towards the end? Don't just walk away. Follow the pipes and find the sprinkler shutoff valve, dummy.

[skandal4]

couldnt leave it alone could ya?

[grainneadhh]

people pick on manual workers to point the finger with: dont let me see this again but

rarely investigate the missguidence, lack of training, hypocrits in safety ,cutting cost at the expence of good practise(not so easy to capture on video)

what you cannot capture on video so easily:corrupt politicians ,corrupt managers,

fat cats , disintegrated medical proffessionals behaving like moranic butchers

need to be addressed by the mob--

[devinsiegel7]

hahaha this is hillarious, i wish there was audio

[beelo11]

LOLOL JOKES

[commanderbacara198]

anyone reading this from spawn . com ruck you!

[dotman557]

well, I guess if youre going to quit, go out in style!

[XChromeboyX]

Beyond corrective action, right past final warning and out the front door. lol.

[RedskinsMike87]

2:43 FTW.

[Ochstastic]

These people aren't properly trained.. All you target workers should try a real warehouse job. 12-13 hours every single day of the hardesrt manual labor ever.. Such a rewarding feeling, though.

Love the store, though

[DarkKnight719]

Suck it douche.

[Desires18]

Well You Try Getting That Kind of Hours First.

[DreamInCream]

It's Not That Hard.

I Went From Unloading To Packing To Forklift To Stand Up. It's Easy

[greyhaze125]

nah. . . I'll go to college instead.

[DigiBullet23]

HAHAHHA your a joke buddy this is obviously Zellers back room or target... guys an idiot raised then looked at ground as going forward hahaha... your a joke tho try work an escavator/ construction thats real work none of your sally warehouse shit hahaha

[ravalen]

omg.. i just got hired as overnyt backroom team member and i think i better quit now than later lol joke hhaha XD

[Jack3collins]

This is an old roommate of mine. If you know him...it's so much funnier.

Way to be Tallness. Glad you didn't get TOO injured.

[ryder7984]

10:26, having a normal day......10:28, "Man I should have quit while I was ahead, I hope Wal-mart's hiring..."

T-1107; beaches and slitches all day....

[Caleb251]

Ja,Ja,Ja, Holy Crap, Holy Crap,,,, Team Member Crisis Hotline 1-800-888-0333 "Can I Help You Find something?" je,je,je, go Chicago T-&^$#

[PlaidBoy]

What a bonehead.

[danieldeibler]

I love the tiny ladder. lol

TI-83 Plus

[ladsboss]

T 1408 bitches.....

[kommievision]

shake hands with danger

Holy crap, this is insane!!! t1374.