Clerks Animated Series Episode 1 part 1

[averystar14]

lol this shit too funny

[JasonLdee102]

Hahahahahaha for fuck sake, what the hell was the point at 7:31?? That was great.

[InhibitorProductions]

the only problem i have: jay and silent bob sell pot, not fireworks

[therunningman09]

Let me get this straight, Family Guy, a show about a retarded man and fart /gay jokes, runs for ten seasons, yet this great show didn't last more than six episodes?

And people wonder why television has gone to hell.

[Evilclown1986]

6:54 I was waiting for that guy to sound like Alan Rickman

[InhibitorProductions]

@Evilclown1986 he was supposed to, but rickman didnt want to get typecast a a hans gruber character

[ItsAllMeProductions]

hey that looks like a big bong! *dog walks by* that looks like a big bong too! xD love jay

[grestoable]

This show was awesome, it rocked and was funny as hell, can't believe it didn't last longer!

[SilentLine19]

that's the ugliest bong i've ever seen

[mikmaqsniper117]

Shut up dude.. is  it safe?

[arceus71]

It rubs lotion on the skin and puts it in the basket

[arceus71]

I... Am come... To stay

[robberonbrent]

Why did they make jay kid friendly, I know the no cursing for tv, but at least make him not retarted. I still liked it as a show, just not as a show after the clerks movie.

[xxAnonymousX1x]

@robberonbrent

I think it may be a subliminal message saying "Drugs are bad" Or some shit. I don't know.

[thisismynewvoice]

wow it actually was only 30 seconds

[z92887]

I never knew Jay was a magician... pull that M80 straight out of thin air @3:26

[asutuh]

Arrggghhh I saw the series about to premire on adult swim a few years ago but I ignored it but it was only now did I watch

[SamusMaXximus]

This Leonardo guy looks like The Master.

[Calbeck]

Because I love Clerks and am a total bastard, enjoy ANOTHER Clerks-related animated special!

/watch?v=NymZWpQEgNs

[MrZeroFilmz]

Kevin Smith will all ways be my favorite director and writer

[4everaStone]

Honestly, terrible.

[LongviewGD182]

@4everaStone And thats why youll always be foreverastone face

[JDK1981]

this was a great show, thats why they took it off lol

[MrJustasR]

Wow jokes are fucking random and stupid. Maybe this was funny in 90's, but now it's just another cartoon.

[azeraiga]

@MrJustasR its a good show and your fucking stupid for criticizing it if you dont like it dont come here and try to lord yourself over everybody so shut the fuck up

[NedwardCberry]

why the fuck was this cancelled???

[MrJustasR]

@NedwardCberry Because only small amount of people have watched it.

[bigdave6633]

i love the show but they should of made it more like the movie not like a kid show

[mcJoeRobs]

Put the lotion on it skin and put it in the basket

[MultiJackass1996]

it sucks that they never made a video game 

[megasupermatt]

...I always wanted kevin smith to make a tv show...AWESOME

[weirdaljedifan2]

There were walls, THERE WERE DOORS!!!!!

[dethronethesonofgod]

....

[GozzleFarkus]

Is it safe?

[ShemHutsonPresents]

anyone can do cartoon editing and want to start a group and make some episodes

[halloweenfan92]

i mean i know they arnt aloud to show jay and silent bob selling weed but for some odd reason them selling fireworks is...just more funnier for soem reason...

[Darthsantana]

in a differnt ending the main character of clerks is killed by a robber

[CoolerKing37]

@Darthsantana With a dying Dante's last words being "I'm not even supposed to BE here today...."

[Darthsantana]

@CoolerKing37 of course thatd really mess up the entire movie but totally haha

[AirbourneGal17]

Clerks is awesome but... is it safe?

[ultraking312]

@AirbourneGal17 nope

[Anarchist86ed]

@AirbourneGal17 No.

[Gam3rzRUs]

@AirbourneGal17 It is safe, but will it blend?

[TheMatrixv3]

family guy is better but this is good to

[SpecialAgentOrange1]

quicker stop looks like a vaporizer haha

[Silverarika]

wasnt this on Mtv

[ZachTheUndead]

@Silverarika It was on Adult Swim but idk if I saw it on MTV.

[Squishy876]

@Silverarika Nope. Fox

[TheSmutchypuss]

haha i always loved the "is it safe?" marathon man thing.

[pedrocloner]

Snoogins

why cant i find these in stores?

XD

[carldidntdoit123]

that looks like a big bong

[BlakeMage243]

HE has returned

Uh-oh... Jesus?

XD

[johnedsel]

Big fat fuckin sell out Kevin Smith sterilized his own creation and it flopped big time. I love his movies but this is dogshit. Served him right. Fair play to the animators for doing a half decent job, but without the bad language, adult humor and drug references it comes off as generic weekday afternoon Nickelodeon kibble. From most of the positive comments I know all u KS fanboys run this blog so if u remove my comments it means a) I'm right & b) your all faggots. Oh btw Jersey Girl & CopOut

[CoolerKing37]

@johnedsel This ain't a blog, stupid.

[summercool3]

@johnedsel If you get angry, I win. If you delete my comments, I win. I'm right. Sellout! It's not good! BlahblahblahblahBLAH.

All you troll/haters are like stuck fucking records. I mean, maybe someone would take you seriously if you said something original, not some shitty comment I can find from any asshole on the internet on any internet page.

Now why don't you start focusing your energy on thinking and saying positive things instead of surrounding yourself with such negativity? It's pathetic

[CatNeko13]

46 people had their souls crush in a minimum wage hell hole

[Conspirator19]

Six episodes? Seriously? Whose the moron that canceled this awesome show? Jeez, you could make a whole list of good animated shows that were canceled because of their awesomeness, this definitley being one of them

[7MasterJedi7]

yeah Family Guy is an over-rated used-to-be funny comedy and now it's just getting stupid. American Dad is better, but Clerks beats both American Dad and Family Guy, even though it's only got 6 episodes.

[whutbrush]

This show is so much better than Family Guy, and at least partially original. Family Guy is just a Simpsons ripoff with dirtier jokes.

[Show1337]

This is mad funny.

[MrCrypto1995]

Now that's the ugliest damn bong I've ever seen

[InstantClassicCDPunk]

46 people just wanted some smokes

[mixtermike]

Points to building, "Hey it looks like a bong."

Points to dog, "Hey that looks like a bong too"

[ut2k4wikichici]

Hah this is awesome and it looks like Daria, win!

[MrCrypto1995]

This should come back to Adult Swim.

[ScaryHawk865]

@MrCrypto1995 especially with more episodes off the dvd instead of 6

[whatthefuck386]

37

[bexislols]

LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT

[mrawesomesupercool]

This isn't that funny...

[lunalovett]

"he has returned!"

"Jesus?"

XD this is cracking me up 

[hukkunut]

What, no swears? This ain't Clerks...

[trousersnake91]

@hukkunut lol @ swears

[MrCure4]

But...But...IS IT SAFE?!!!

[sallygirl2066]

SHUT UP YOU MORON

[sallygirl2066]

IS IT SAFE ? IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET

[JenniferKelly]

I am fucking naming my kid leonardo leonardo.

[supermanwich23]

WHHHHHHYYYYY WAS THIS CANCELLED.

[dsrodc77]

@supermanwich23 I just downloaded this entire series. How the fuck does something this funny get cancelled and stupid reality shows keep going? Makes no sense whatsoever! Die slow whoever is responsible!

[TheDivine1100]

@dsrodc77

The same reason why Arrested Development was cancelled and that Justin Bieber is popular.

PEOPLE LIKE CRAP!

Seriously.

[Devious12253]

@dsrodc77 Where did you get this series? WHERE DAMN YOU, WHERE?!

[TheGameLover666]

NOGA NOOCH!

[MrMegaUber]

wow. i feel bad that my comment caused so much hate.

[kojikatsuya]

For now, though.... courage.

[MrMegaUber]

the guy at the beginning! i knew his voice was familiar. He's the same guy who does the voice for Octus in Symbionic Titan on Cartoon Network.

[UndeadChinchilla]

@MrMegaUber snoogans.

[zdogg7]

@UndeadChinchilla its snoogins u r tard



[UndeadChinchilla]

@zdogg7 bollocks! didnt you see jay's hat in jay and silent bob strike back. it said fuckin snoogans. and who the fuck says tard?

[BoneDaddy216]

@zdogg7 it's snoogans bro x)

[waddledee1000]

@valknutwarrior Dude that's really gay.... I hate the raters lol

[waddledee1000]

@valknutwarrior This show barley say vulgar stuff!! =/

[waddledee1000]

Can someone tell me how this is TV MA????

[PWNifaction]

This video isn't safe.

[Boolglunk]

I wish this series wasn't cut off so soon =[ It was perfect.

[dexdex1560]

the guy who wants smokes sounded like Jim from mission hill at the start.

[spxmet]

@dexdex1560 It's Brian Posehn. He has done a lot of voiceover work. Metal by numbers.

[dexdex1560]

@spxmet thanks for letting me know! :D 

[phantomdarknessfan1]

he isnt soppose to be there today

[Badgerthegreat]

7:02 -- that kid in the bottom right-hand corner has a beard.

[JumpingSquid]

haha check out the animation on my channel too! this is amazing

[futureanimatior]

We need more cartoons like this XD

[dismit19]

who ever doent like jay and slilent bob are homos, jayand silent bob are the best

[gialloLantern1]

Why have I waited this long to watch this series?

[kingjames52588]

30 seconds u owe me 5 bucks then take it from the register.

[m1shima93]

Wednesday at 8 on ABC lol

[Davez621]

Does anyone think Leonardo resembles the high chancellor from V for Vendetta?

[ScaryHawk865]

thumbs up if u think this is better than family guy (today)

[alex93metallica]

@ScaryHawk865 Family Guy used to be so good. it sucks now

[steveb213]

@ScaryHawk865 Its always been better than family guy

[ScaryHawk865]

@steveb213 family guy was the shit back then, like 2005 and after it started to suck so much dick

[steveb213]

@ScaryHawk865 I'd have to agree that Family Guy was much better before they made Stewie a flaming homosexual

[ScaryHawk865]

@steveb213 exactly bro, that's what i'm talkin about

[therunningman09]

@ScaryHawk865 This beats even the first season of Family Guy.

[WorldWalker128]

@ScaryHawk865

It's better than family guy from start to finish.

[ScaryHawk865]

@WorldWalker128 that's the point

[twilightdagger]

@WorldWalker128 + 1,000,000.



[newgaara37]

Leonardo Leonardo kinda looks like the Chewlys gum repetitive from the first movie. 

[ProtectorsGameGuide]

Anybody think that Leonardo's tower looks like something from "Rapture" in Bioshock?

[bdawg201]

@ProtectorsGameGuide stoppppp reading my mind!!!!!!

[ProtectorsGameGuide]

@bdawg201 Lol, sorry, it's a curse! x D

[MilitiaMackMusic]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG !!!



[Fubs]

This is awful

[brnleague99]

If anything. This show was too good for 95% of the human race. And as for Dante sleeping under a pile of clothes, that has always struck me as the epitome of comfortable. I don't know why.

[Pizzajoe15]

is it safe?

[Joeyal123]

what does Dante sleep under a pile of cloths

[tapion567]

this show is okay but its nowhere as near as good as the movie, and its not as good without all the cussing

[owaffs]

This Clerk animated series is pretty good, but did they have to make Silent Bob look like he has a third eye?

[HotAesopX]

Why is everybody always ripping on New Jersey, man? 

[blondekittyg]

@HotAesopX All the Kevin Smith movies are the only reason New Jeresy is the shit

[blondekittyg]

@HotAesopX All the Kevin Smith movies are the only reason New Jeresy is the shit But Jeresy Shore fucked it up

[HotAesopX]

@blondekittyg New Jersey's got White Castle, though. Huh, huh?

[ghostbuster56]

@blondekittyg yeah even Kevin Smith is pissed off at the jersey shore. He said he tried to put a good image out there with his movies and jersey shore had to fuck it up

[yakko548]

IS IT SAFE?

im doing that when i go to work tommorow...

XD

[judet2006]

wtf is a video store?

[BigBuckFilm]

"Your Poorley Educated"

"Your talking to the television.."

Line of the Century x3

[Nemesis0300]

@BigBuckFilm You're*

[CoolerKing37]

Yeah, I love the movie Clerks but I think this show sucks hard. It's in color right? And nobody curses. It's nothing like the movie with all the monkeys and the little league stuff and the evil billionaire guy, it's like it's on The Simpsons. I also feel Dante and Randall come off as gay on the show.

[ShadyMctintington]

@CoolerKing37 How impressive, you memorized dialog.

[CoolerKing37]

@ShadyMctintington If watching the clip on YouTube and typinng the dialogue at the same time = memorizing, then yes, very impressive!

[bobopatchigglerrulez]

i like how everybody just buys cigarettes

[mcmanusdown]

Loved the art.

[skalaa9]

snootchie bootchie

[KyiKyo95]

Anyone else reminded of Kim Possible?

[alexbeathaloreach]

@KyiKyo95 anyone else notice that KyiKyo95 is a fucking homo?

[KyiKyo95]

@alexbeathaloreach Okay... did I offend you? All I was saying is that the animation styles are similar. And I looked it up. The same person who animated this show animated Kim Possible. Geez.

[alexbeathaloreach]

@KyiKyo95 walt disney animations also did clerks? yea, right.

[KyiKyo95]

@alexbeathaloreach The animator(s) who worked on this, or ANY animator, as a matter of fact, have license to work on other things besides ONE show or One channel. Here's an example from the Hollywood News Website-

Avatar: The Last Airbender was created and executive produced by Michael DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko.

An award-winning filmmaker, DiMartino was a director at Film Roman for six years, working on the prime-time animated series King of the Hill, Family Guy and Mission Hill...

[KyiKyo95]

@alexbeathaloreach During his tenure there, DiMartino animated and directed the short animated film Atomic Love...

Konietzko began his career in animation as a character designer...for Fox's prime-time series, Family Guy. He moved to the post of assistant director for two more Film Roman shows, Mission Hill and King of the Hill, working beside animation director DiMartino. Konietzko then became a storyboard artist and later an art director for the Nickelodeon animated series Invader Zim.

[nypad5]

Previously... ON CLERKS!

That line had me in tears from laughing so hard.It totally hooked me in. I was in the 6th grade when I was first introduced to kevin smiths work! I feel this would be good for any kid or anyone who has never heard of kevin smith ect, this would be a good start imo, these 6 cartoons.

[jesse766]

You're poorly Educated!

[NPC514]

RAAANDLE!!

[FinalConflict99]

WTF theres a toon?

[hidekikuchiki96]

He puts the lotion on it's skin and puts it in the basket lol luv this show :)

[insertusernamehere51]

Best opening ever

[MrCHUNKOF]

this is awesome



[Hempknight1001]

Nuggah Nooch!

[serjikk25]

Alex Baldwin kicks ass

[wildhaunter]

snootch to the nootch~

[egamflow]

@wildhaunter

best line i use it alot in real life 1 of ym friends bugged by it now X D

[digi636]

3:56 its not safe u said it was safe

[digi636]

why did they have to take this show off adult swim

[MrlhOise]

all this episode is in my psp. lol

[xaldin1988]

Is it safe ?

[leftfordead927]

hey hey hey i'm walkin here

[leftfordead927]

is it safe?

[WOWHead619]

"Is it safe"lol

[crazyholmes97]

wait jay and silent bob are in this series?

[MrBranda24]

@crazyholmes97 ertu sandálfur

[DaddyWalrusguy]

lol, video tapes...

[AlmightyPivotLord]

*repeats a quote from the video*

*gets random thumbs up*

[BoneDaddy216]

@AlmightyPivotLord just about lol

[ricolikepal]

@AlmightyPivotLord *puts a comment about how people get comments and thumbs up, gets thumbs up and is just as annoying and wide spread as what they're commenting on!* -breath- ... and it goes on and on

[jameszespy001]

Is it safe

[1PlayerD]

JESUTH!!