Asahi Beer Robot

[Dillon1791]

Hondas ASIMO will fuck that thing up! lol LMAO at the face it bad to lift up at 1:12 >.< Its like trying to hard! lol

[ArT1Tuvsho]

wouldnt it be faster to open the can of beer and just drink it?

[TheZombieBlonde]

A tad unnecessary. It took WAY too long to pour that beer. I could have drank 5 beers in the time it took that robot to pour one.

[cronincross]

I just have my girlfriend go get me a beer. I suppose that idea never crossed the nerd that designed this one.

[bongobang77]

3 minutes to pour a damn beer??? robots are supposed to be faster not slower!!

[6366angel6]

Cute but makes a mess

[MetalRiderSC]

be awsome to have , but takes too long to pour

[hotguywhy]

one thing robots cant understand from humans.

GO FUCK YOUR SELF!

[Koukasyao]

終わったぜ。ﾊｯって感じで缶が落ちるのが悲しいｗｗ

[andreaparenti006]

yea but you have to wait 3.46 minutes to get a beer?... (anyway is cool) but it could be better. if you just win it then there is no problem xD

[meowcatcool]

Too slow for my beer consumption rate.

[Alalalalala11]

what a useless thing...

[Seady345]

Sure, it's cool and it's fun to watch little animatronic things, but it also makes an interesting point about the Japanese market which produced it.

Should a product be considered worthwhile just because it's mechanical, even if it only does something that you can do within a fraction of the time? This is definitely more kitchy than useful. Obviously, this isn't something you want if you've got several beers that need pouring but if you got the space, time and money, then sure, go for it.

[arteddie]

all the people on here that dont like the robot are missing the point

[MrButterfinger32]

abgefahrenes Teil^^

[zeldafanful]

...or you could pour it yourself.

[mattcep]

id go insane waiting on a beer lol

[MJPG281]

2:34 fail...

[Apehjan818]

THAT THING IS GONNA KILL YOU AT NIGHT

[pinoyhellahoy]

KAWAIIIIII!!!

[SoNiKSh0t]

3 minutes to pour a beer, then it spills all over the machine and your floor. No thanks.

[JOKE485]

if it takes that long i'll take it myself

[icecube172]

useless piece of crap

[KelvinPCGaming]

what is the point in this lol just grab a can from the fridge you lazy cunt

[yajstylez]

That's one slow asz beer robot.

But on the bright side... at least it's making progress.. :D

[TheAxelChibi]

@yajstylez Easy solution...make first beer yourself then start up the robot..once your done with first beer second will be ready for the drinking and repeat process

[GrabThatShit]

Three years later, there was beer!

[DCDEG]

that machine is too slow. it needs as much time for one beer can to open as i need for 20

[xnieax]

lol too slow...

[reyesq]

zzzzz give the drink fu...ng r2d2

[th0i]

LOL

i wouldve finished drinking my can of beer then waiting for it hahaaha

[awesomelegofan2]

or you can pour your own like everybody else XD

[GreatfangArgo]

All it really needs is some way of figuring out if the cup is overfull...

Ah, Japan, you produce the most interesting applications for robots.

[nadoeloiskat]

And some people are worried that robots will overtake the world...

[0xPUNKROCKx0]

@nadoeloiskat

As soon as they have the beer monopoly, they HAVE overtaken the world!

[lilleland360]

lol it take like 5 mins and if u do it by ur self it just take a few seconds! :D

[chowner]

seems like a lot of work for a beer

[NinjaWolfess]

LOL Fkn spillypants-bot

[magentaanbu]

Hahaha 10 minutes to open a beer... and then you have to clean up XDDD its cute though

[ezra140]

I WANT ONE!!! IT LOOKS AWSOME!!!

[catland88]

IT IS ADORABLE

[mariapuej]

es más fácil servir la cerveza uno mismo... acabas antes y ensucias menos...

[DanielDerBarde]

it might be usless...but its soooo cute! ^_^

[Manikthrp]

Jaja bien derramada al ultimo la cerveza JAJA XD, eso es desperdiciar el dinero

[hohohee1]

all that work .. jus so you can drink .. now you have to clean the spill afterwards .. SO WORTH IT !!! (sarcasm)

[drgnmstrslash]

Holy crap, I'm jealous! That's amazing.

[zw08]

satana ^^

[ezkatol]

PERO ESTO QUE ES LO QUE ES!!!!!

[pem42391]

Who cares she doesn't pour the beer nicely or quickly?  It's a toy for Asahi Beer sales promotion obviously. It's cute and funny.

[sofiadragon1979]

だい　かわい　です。

[osakaben10]

cool but messy....haha

[ViktorVaughnDoomed]

Its basically a talking fridge that can 'barely' pour a beer, thumbs up Japan. Another useless invention.

[europe0wnz]

stop talking and just pour mah damn beer!

oh oh nooo, u stupid robot u spilled mah damn beer.

[TURBOTIGRE]

jajajaja... .. que gracioso!! para una birra lo que tienes que esperar 3.45 minuitos hahahaha en ese tiempo me tomo 3 cervezas jaja

pero gracioso el invento

[danny6164]

love the idea but that is shit

[Bellatroner]

El cacharro este tarda una eternidad, seguro que vale una pasta, tira mal la cerveza, te derrama la espuma por la moqueta y da una grima que te cagas. Sólo apto para japos tarados y la legión de cebollos que les quieren imitar.

[sesshira25]

i want it it so cute does anyone know wen it gonna be out in usa?

[AFirmKickInThePants]

Hey I know a faster way: open the can yourself

I wonder what does it talk about all the time though. Makes me lol

[leppy111]

It's a fucking Dalek

[sochuboy]

me encanta ese robot quiero uno por navidad

[garvan]

WoW!! And it only takes 3 minutes!! And it fuckin' spills everywhere! Yes! I have gotta get me one of those!

[NotGoodEnough09]

yeah! xDDD and furtrhermore Im sure that it's expensive

[leppy111]

Way too much head too

[Buddyb309]

lol

[vincentmdls]

3 minutos y algo , para servir una birra... al menos la tira bien xD...

[TheDavidzo]

Thats Japanese. just as usable as japanese people drink: not a lot.

even i drink faster than this robot serves beer.

Search for Weiss Bier (KUKA) to see the german Version of a robot pouring beer.

or in Tandem configuration (twin german robots, one holding the glass, the other opening and pouring the bottle), type "beer serving robots" into the searchbar.

[csogoreny]

stupid crap

[PALU3K]

it took 2.45 to open up that can and pour beer into that glass... it tooks me at least 10 seconds to do that... plus, that robot made almost whipped cream otta that beer and you have to clean up the mess afterwards... crapp

[innpressTV]

This is Japanese technology!

I heard that baby made this.

[gabrielg777]

jajajaja, que chafa, además de que se tarda muchísimo se le riega, jajaja

[RoboTekno]

wow, a person could have shot gunned at least a 6 pack in that time, if not more. lol and it gave a $hit load of foam D:

[pollux00troy]

FAIL

[MouriRan12345]

Kawaii !!!

[Destivesvin]

it take 10 sec for me

[ikinaridango0156]

OK, let's enjoy nonsense.

This is a machine of that purpose.

[clydesight]

There's a market for everything!

Three plus minutes to pour a beer, and it spills over? Ha ha!

Interesting concept, but um, I think it needs some work. Is there a mopping robot to help it out?

Anyway, I've never seen anything like this! Thanks for the video!

[ismailturut]

that's the stupidest thing i've ever seen.

[KyleWebs]

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Seriously, you're willing to do all that work and listen to a retarded machine for four minutes rather than pouring one yourself in a few seconds?

[drumking1006]

LOL I'd be like "shut up and pour me the damn drink you bastard"

That voice is scary!!!

[lukesmailbox]

sounds cute!

[MrSlamkata]

I want YOU!!!

[songe99]

this is Japanese quality!great job

[kanitamaboko]

ビールこぼしちゃったり、溢れさせちゃったり、モタモタしてるけ­ど可愛いなぁｗｗｗｗ

きっと、たまにしか電源いれてもらえないのかと思うと、余計に可­愛く思えるよｗ

[Mordanum]

Asahi beer is super ( from germany )

I will Beer Robot too :)

[79expand]

HAHAHA LMAO .. How frustrating 3 minutes for a beer, then you have to clean up the mess.

I WANT ONE !!! : )

[kydrice]

it better also double as a roomba if its gonna spill the beer.

[Pj64guy]

wow...

a beer pourin robot...

what's next?

[JapaneseStyle]

上昇開始

＞＜

･･････ウィィィィイイイ！

で腹抱えて笑ったｗ

[unclearless]

Well, I guess that's one way to STOP drinking.

But then, if you were banned to a deserted island for 12 years with only a 12-pack, I bet it would be a nice way to celebrate each passing year. You could start the next can the day after each beer-aversery, and have company until your next beer is ready. Also this can save time by never having to read the "Born on" date in a store ever again, as it would be useless. Perhaps you didn't "Win" it, maybe an enemy sent it to you? We may never know.

[innpressTV]

Japanese super technology !!!

I'm respect to ....

[juan26mayo]

AND properly done

[juan26mayo]

why bother buying this piece of trash when you can pour the beer yourself in much less time and with no annoyng voices??

[pymp]

All the people complaining about the head have obviously never lived in Japan...

Thats how they serve it here... Except if you are a disgraceful gaijin who complains about it

[TheEagle1]

crap?

Who spends money for such a shit?

[lyncho99]

Shit head on that beer though.

[videogamer24385]

if only I spoke japanese

[rayn1988]

i would rather hire a hooters waitress to open my beer instead of that thing.

[Tamizushi]

lol this thing is completly useless and probably costy but yet very funny to watch. thx for the vid men

[SonOfBacchus]

You are stupid

[piquetero14]

GOOD

[legowaffels]

Best VID where can I get one

[digiz11]

Thats sad. Opening a can = 1s, give it to the robot, 3+min. Maybe if you need to take a pee before drinking beer. And then cleaning the mess.

[corycy]

That sucked! The US robot was way better. This thing was noisy, annoying, slow, messy, and poured a shitty beer.

[ms767210]

That voice is so weak. A beer robot gotta sound like it's got testosterone.

I think I'll pour my own thanks.

[joshuahaskellcarr]

Isn't it much easier to drink out of the can, then wait 4 hours for one beer?

[mortar12]

1:12 robot surgery lookit the pain in it's face!

[MadPutz]

I'd use a slightly larger mug. Unless you want to simulate a beer commercial and have it spill over like hell.

[MRrandysavage]

Cool, but to slow, it is much more faster with my hands

[CrizzyD]

Absolutely shocking pour.. why they'd release this even after seeing the final result I don't know.

Still a cool idea though.

[xplaykid]

haha what a dumb invention

[puppetmaster983]

I use mine for soda. I agree it takes too long to pour, but its nice to go take a piss, then come back and find a refreshing mug of Dr. Pepper...(on the floor mostly.) Also I think there is one that has a built in can crusher.

[rico633]

the beer would be warm by the time that thing finished like to see how much that robot would go for on ebay though

[BlackHeart1607]

Too slow... you could have given 40 people a bear before this robot filled 1 glas.. xD

[aspnux]

SHIT

[Goose461]

Needs a little less time and allot more shut the fuck up

[bullco18]

okay.. i think thing is totally crap nobody need something shitty like this.. its too slow too ugly and just stupid

[engineerisaac]

no smart Americans will not make this because Asians will do it for us at half to cost to us :)

[innpressTV]

Only Japan!

Holy Japanese can make this!

Stupid Americans and Europeans can not make this!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hah?

[AFirmKickInThePants]

Wouldn't it be a gajillion times faster to open that fucking can by yourself?

[Infidel775]

Either god got reincarnated into a robot or the japanese have done it again.

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

I brought that to a party once, WITH a 6 foot long party sub. Then this jackass comes in and takes it out of my hands and goes in like it was his. Bastard... Then all I had was the sandwich to offer. It had gouda damnit! GOUDA!!!

[phishlicker]

Cool! Useless, messy, stupid, loud, annoying and time consuming, but COOL! I want it. Because I dont have it.

[Petya2006]

the thing i hate about Japan/China in their /games/machines/=they talk talk talk.. so mutch..

[MovieVision]

this is gay xD

[OMFGITSSHAUNIE]

psssh.. i could do that in ten seconds... may man kind continue to triumph in the oncoming robot onslaught.

[Laxpowertoo]

Its quicker than the barman at my local...

..and doesnt spill as much!

[misterbadguy99]

u need bigger mug

[98gtp98]

cracks my shit up... all the comments haha

[000Six]

Wow, what a piece of shit. Really fucking loud and really fucking slow, AND it spills! What the fuck.

[ic3pick66]

Dam that machine is annoying

[Agentoxedo07]

holy-terrorist:> *=*

[SteveNonEvil666]

Hopefully only one person wants a beer...

[maurer213]

すごい！！

[Tryllz007]

Maybe it's a waste of time, but it's freaking awsome and i dare you to make one.

[casmith245]

cool but waste of time and beer

[BrAnDNeW114]

Los its a aste of time, with that time ive just opened and drinked 10 or more beers

[brnwshdpoet]

3 mins for just opening a freaking beer? wtf? I can do it in 2.89 mins without wasting electricity!

[shazzatron1]

yeh but its so much cooler to have a robot do it for you.....

[hugleberthumperdink]

but not one that wastes te beer by overpouring it with that head. tis still pretty dam soife though

[Goodbrews]

Why didnt it crush the can? It is a good way to stay sober

[longhairedfreakz]

yah, reading the flame war below was more interesting...

[Harosgr]

3 mins for just opening a freaking beer? wtf? I can do it in 10 secs without wasting electricity, waiting, or spilling beer on the floor....

[iamlopno]

useless but awsome :p

[inthefade]

what a terrible pour.  all the head. ew.

[classicleon]

This Robot looks nice. but it's useless, as it took long time to open a can, and made itself dirty. BTW, Asahi Beer is poisoned shit. If you guys just search latest news on this company, you will find out the problems on its products.

[Strideo1]

The only news stories I see for Asahi Beer are for this robot. Searching for "Asahi Beer poison" just points back to your comment here or to a bunch of pages that say "pick your poison".

[classicleon]

I read news and what I said was true. I have no idea what point of all your words. If you like drink Asahi's poison, carry on. I don't wanna be the same as you!

[Strideo1]

Ah, so what you are saying is that you should be able to say what ever you want without citing references and people should just take your word for it.

[classicleon]

guideDOTppsjDOTcomDOTcn / art / 1175 / rbcrpjyddmnsjxwzg

However this piece of news has been banned in western country, due to the political biased purpose. Just see it and shut up.

[Strideo1]

There is no reason for you to be insulted just because someone wants you to cite a reference for a claim you've made. Do YOU believe everything some random guy tells you on the internet?

There is no news that is banned in the U.S. trust me. Our politicians only WISH they could control the press.

I'm afraid I couldn't get the link to work. It also seems that ppsjDOTcom is in a language I can't read either but thank you for your efforts regardless.

And no, I will not "shut up".

[classicleon]

You think I want you shut up is a kind of insult? Then I'm going to "insult" you more!

It's extremely ridiculous, you said "no news that is banned in the U.S.". LMAO! I already saw CNN and NBC twisting the truth on Tibet issues...the reality and the truth were banned.

I have already cited the news...I don't know why you keep posting spam after you read it. Why?

[classicleon]

Your politicians wish they could, somehow they have done it. because your medias and the politician have same agreement on some things.

[Strideo1]

You have quite a twisted perspective on the world my friend. If any news coming out of Tibet was banned then it was banned by the Chinese government who was trying to block western reporters from the region so they could continue to oppress the Tibetans and subjugate them without western ridicule.

And no. The U.S. government does not control or ban news from the media.

Also, I have already stated above that the URL you gave did not work. I have found nothing to support what you claim.

[classicleon]

QUOTE from Strideo1: "Do YOU believe everything some random guy tells you on the internet?"

No, I don't, because you are an good example. You are a great liar using your imagination. I have already given you the link, but you said it's not working. Stop making excuse. It only makes you LOW? You got that? It makes you LOW!

[classicleon]

You are twisting the truth, but you said I was. No, I'm not. I have the backup for all my words. But you don't...you are just based on your own opinions. it's obvious that CNN and BBC modified the pictures. Because BBC admitted it, and accepted the Chinese people's complaint. However they banned the news for Chinese people marching in the city centre...It's is the truth. BTW, I know Chinese government ban things...I admit it. But right now I'm talking about American government!

[classicleon]

If you just replace "DOT" as ".", the link will be working, and remove "space" nearby "/" as well please. I have already given you the citation and source. If you can't read this language, IT IS your problem. Right now you are bitching with me, because you are a loser. You are making excuses to justify oneself. However you will make yourself look like an idiot if you keep spamming without giving a "shut up".

[Strideo1]

I did this with little success but I guess I could try again since it is possible that I made an error.

I find it amusing that you are getting so worked up over this. XD

[classicleon]

I believe you on this. I'll send you the link by an email. hold on please. And sorry for my bad mood.

[bladetech08]

by the time that thing has pored the beer, I wouldn't want one any more. It takes to long, and it would be easier to do on your own. I will admit, it is cool though. But it needs to go faster.

[boytracer]

jus saw one on TV that would kick that little shit's ass..then pour a beer over it.

then pour me a beer.

all in under a minute

[79expand]

3 minutes to load the robot with beer,,,, 3 minutes for the robot to poor the beer,,,, and 3 minutes for you to clean up the mess.

Wow..... i want one

[davidandchris]

this shit made me laugh what the fuck its pouring beer all over the floor and you cant yell at it or nothin!

[NeoNinja7]

I can not wait that long for a beer. I'm lazy but not lazy enough to wait 3 minutes for beer.

[utny]

i could've drank three at least 3 beers in the time it took that piece of shoot to pour 1 all over the floor

[hornedry2k]

crap

[gunman50cal]

I WANT ONE!!!

[guxit]

Wow, and it only took three and a half minute more than if you do it yourself.

[Bendyournoodle]

Cute little thing.

[dafinestselection]

can we bay it in tx

[Twoyoudude]

Just wondering, does it keep the beer cold???

[herbst199011]

nice ^^

[RenardDaimon]

what a stupid machine! must be a joke!

[AvgasStew]

very cool

[872872872]

what a waste of technology,to think someone got paid for this shit,no i couldnt make 1 but god 3minute wait and a massive head on it fuck that