Jeremy Kyle - Part 1: Earplugs Required (23/9/09)

[BrodoFaggings]

1:50 * the blonde girl, stare of death*

[OneDharmaYouMovement]

all these people have tormented souls.

EVERY SINGLE ONE.

[treeostat]

Stupid Jeremy thinks "prodigal son" means the last son to leave the house. He's such an uneducated tit.

[BulletproofGOAT]

wow at the stunner at 6:18 and no I'n not talking about paddy mcguiness

[SPSguy836]

Derp

[BWBtehawezome]

From England to the rest of the world - I'm sorry, we're not all like this.

[Courts4433]

@trey187123 Who Dosen't? xD

[MsLinny71]

Usually i'm proud to be English but these people make me ashamed lol.I want to say to people from other countries that we are not all like them, some of us are intelligent, educated people.

[noahgash]

And that Is just a Beacon fir all those people who think we are inbread

[LYNDENIII]

I LOOOOVE YOU, JEENNNNNAAAAYYYY

[morsonjohn]

1 eye in Huyton, 1 eye in Brighton

[MsJlh123]

holy crap



[AntimatterSemen]

This is a perfect example of why Kyle's British show is so much more entertaining than his American show (and I'm a Yank myself): his American guests are only sad, dysfunctional wrecks; Kyle's English chav guests are inbred, subhuman Springer-Across-the-Pond trailer trash filth, who should be destroyed at the subatomic level, and that's exactly what makes his UK show sooooo fun and entertaining. This yank only watches Kyle's British show.

[dearnapst]

@AntimatterSemen I never watch some shows they make here in denmark, like x-factor, survivor, Big Brother it makes me so embarrassed to watch how they act. But to watch US survivor & BB from US, makes me laugh, but love it, BB from britain is awfull to,

[jamoc01]

Didnt know forest gump was a reality show

[nate2611]

they need to invest in a toothbrush



[wt8012]

LOL at the guy clapping at 0:58

[Shagrat65]

I think someone has fucked that poor womans (and I mean that in its broadest term) eye socket. Truely one of the most repulsive human beings to ever inhabit this earth

[taffwob]

Stuff these hideous crones bring on the bird @ 6:17, she's got a wazzer set of jugs.

[clivedxb]

Tattoos > Teeth = Trouble.

[Eeshaan1985]

Check your dental hygeine there, bitch.

[chocolatemonster07]

This is the reason i watch jeremy kyle, verbal fights and arguments and that's it.

[6117240]

lol keep pressing 3 he looks like a pregnant penguin

[Waly118]

Like Forrest gump, he loves his JENNY lol

[Waly118]

Biggest lol I've ever had haha

[Sn0t123]

keep tapping 1 and 7 its so funny

[TheLMan101]

Pause the video, then play it and press 7 for the sexiest eyes you will ever see in your entire life.

[LemonMan91]

what a bunch of horrible skanks

[MissSabreWolves]

IT REMINDS ME OF FOREST GUMP WHEN HE SAYS ''MY JENNAAAY'' LOL

[emily27591]

@MissSabreWolves soo true :) lol

[SonyaOOOlights]

@xXLuciferDarkheartXx lol its always the people of irish,welsh and scottish ancestry. This has been proven. They are the most of the white chavs in the UK.

[braderzzzz1]

look at 1:42, watch as the girl in the red top takes a glance at jeremy's arse ;P

[SonyaOOOlights]

@braderzzzz1 What arse? lol.

[DownwardGoose]

It's weird... she was looking at Jeremy and that man at the same time............

[BurnTheBurka]

NHS dental care, is there such a thing? If so we really really need to repeal Obamacare before it spreads to dentists. Did you see the big teeth guy show? NHS orthodontists?

[JLS2505]

Lol trey i agree with you xx

[trey187123]

Does nobody else watch this show for the comedy.

[rossm8038]

god they women r so ugly.

[TheAlonzi]

i wanna slap that b*tch round the face, maybe i can get her lazy eye back to being normal

[guydecervens]

I hope the English Defence League and the BNP keep out foreign cultures because they would not want to lose their Great British culture. What amazing people! Rule Brittania! Lol.

[stainsOnblackvelvet8]

All I heard was an incoherant babble of "MWHAHGUDHFDGIFLGSHKVLWFRWG-FO­STERS-BVRHJEKBVFHJKBHJ-EASTEND­ERS-VHBGYFKLGFHLFHEOHEAAAAAAAA­AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

It's rather sad that England's "plucky brits" have degenerated to this. They tarnish this nation, there are (surprisingly) really nice english people out there. People like this ruin it for us. Not so much the man, but the women! I don't know if they know what "Grace" and "Gentile" is!

[debface1987]

The way he keeps saying "My Jenny" reminds me of Forrest Gump . . .

[RetroGirl1974]

Why can't these people talk properly?? It's like a comedy sketch!!!!

[OMARUKALLSTAR]

LOL, keep pressing 3 or 7! xD

[GBlakey1000]

have these fuckers ever seen a dentist or what

[RetroGirl1974]

@GBlakey1000 Why are you people so obsessed with teeth ffs!???

[BeakyRed]

@RetroGirl1974 It's a wonder why they give a fuck

[RetroGirl1974]

@BeakyRed I think it's the only insult they can think of... except for 'tea drinkers' and that's not really insulting. So they just keep repeating the teeth insults!! lmao

[TheAlonzi]

@GBlakey1000 probably.. but the constant shouting and mouth movement means they can't do any decent procedures

[THEBIGBARRYBLACK]

Teresa sounds like some mad chicken lol.

[JamesMooreWhitePower]

he seems like a cool guy tbh if i had that fucking thing in my life causing shit for years i would go crazy aswel props to the guy for not fucking killing her

[DrumANDBassUK1]

4:53 Is she lookin at me?!? or somewhere else..?

[cassiesmum]

I bet its fun in their house at xmas dinner!! None of the kids dare say they didn`t like their christmas presssies from their aunty gobshite!!

[shawndimery]

Look at them in there market clothes, 40 t-shirts for a quid.

[mrugod]

FANK YOO! FANK YOO! JEWEMY

[nataliejaynexxx]

@mrugod Oh my God I just had an asthma attack lmao

[jackheaney]

Jenny looks like a fella

[Ichanolican]

Holy shit, British people look so fucking ugly.

[milne98989]

@Ichanolican seen much worse than this in your country...

[BigDaveNeg]

@Ichanolican not all brits are like this you inbred cunt

[xkateyroberts]

@Ichanolican die.

[cattyomuppet]

the akward moment when you dont no which eye is looking at you O.O

[ChibiCath]

He seems so sweet at the start all 'My Jenny' I'm feeding my kids, then he's going balistic!!

[hydfawr]

They are like a family from Deliverance. Sterilize them NOW

[ryr067]

Jenny looks more like his brother rather his wife 6:17 jeez

[lehnrik]

They seem to have iq like a golf handicap...

[Gigloronosonophonica]

Imagine Teresa creeping up your bed covers in the night.

[scottelcock]

cock eye

[MrJiddz]

That awkward moment when you realise you live in the same country...

[silversmoke6]

real bunch of beauts...

[DannyFox06]

4:51 HER FUCKING EYES POINT OUTWARD AHAHAHAHAH

[pacmandem]

1:47 FOREHEAD ALERT lol

[trulifesounds]

THANK YOU, THANK YOU 0:25 Lmaoooooo

[23STEVO23]

his wife looks like kryten from red dwarf

[Wabloman]

Tracksuit and high heels... You stay classy Britain.

[shawndimery]

@Wabloman Hahaha!!!

[webb3ro]

@Wabloman gotta love her. One eye on the lighter, the other on the Bensons.

[feracat07]

"My Mummy" How old is this woman? The last time I called my Mum Mummy I was at primary school. Black high heel sandals with a track suit??

Lynn From Scotland

[trulifesounds]

@feracat07 looool I thought the same thing.. My MAMMY!!

[feracat07]

@trulifesounds So sad ....lol

[OfficialMattz93]

No wonder the Episode says "Earplugs Required" Lol

[scottmrdoch]

my jenny hahaha

[Charlcunt]

If I knew these people, I wouldn't want to be associated with them after this!

[slayon92]

4.55: thats a sight and a half

[scottmrdoch]

@slayon92 hahaha

[shanefilanX3]

omfg, this is serious.

[JackleSpanner]

4:51 , the music DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN would fit perfectly there !!

[dommie1231]

i would of been happy to of been one of those childrern who got put into care tbh.

[bezzamobile09]

Every one press 7 :L on the video look

[ooogaboooga172]

ladies and gentleman, i present Nick Griffin after te sex change

[Galacticmaster]

maybe a scene from star wars george lucas edited out?

[MBrowett]

0:55 Was she looking at Jeremy or was she distracted?

[getmesumgreen]

WOW Crazy Frog is back and is going by the name Teresa!

[aspenaspen]

Worst lazy eye I have ever seen

[youboob6022]

He reminds me of Lenny off Mice and Men

[CorruptedPersona]

@youboob6022

great book, I totally agree.

[jimmyPain2121]

If these people are actors they are some of the best actors on t.v...

[Yehbytheway]

If life looks gloomy and you think your life sucks and your in a rut ,just watch Jeremy Kyle and you instantly think at least I'm not one of the poor bastards on here.

It's an inspiration to get your shit together.

[adamdude15]

INBRED CHAV SCUM OF THE UK

[ItsTotallySqueaks]

I'm glad to be able to turn the volume down. . . just a tad bit ;)

[TheVortagon]

watch 0:00 to 0:30 with transcribe audio on rofl like please so others see

[Harmonyww]

@TheVortagon Haha that's awesome. I just paused it at 0:22 and the transcription says: "I've got one and nineteen ninety nine three slash dot there is one forty nigerian one".

I guess that's a testament to how corrupt their use of the English language is.

[willowmonkeyballs]

pug eyes like hers scare me!

[willowmonkeyballs]

my je-je-jenny! its forest gump!!! lmao

[willowmonkeyballs]

did  jezzer jus promote the big issue!!! 2.27!!!

[cmackerz]

My Jenny lol

[j3zsz650]

wow nice eyes there who the fuck are you looking at bitch

[electricalsemen]

Hbombstatic, I'm also American and I think these chavs' behavior, intellect and obvious inbreeding are identical to our trailer trash. They dress like gangsters but these creatures are such hillbillies at heart. The clothes are different but they have the same flavor of degeneracy.

[ukchristian28]

Watching this show makes me conclude one thing. The United Kingdom is doomed. DOOMED!

[5eurocups2005]

That freak at 0.39 looks like something out of wrong turn, she has to be inbred.

[hbombstatic]

ok, being from America I'm still trying to get a thorough understanding of the word "chav." So anyone who knows what it means, please comment back and let me know if these people would be considered "chavs..."

Thanks!

[instantly87]

@hbombstatic definitely chavs

[GunsOfThePhoenix]

@hbombstatic I am from the states as well but from my research, and the closest we have to Chavs are wannabe gangsters.

[xbeckiliciousx]

@GunsOfThePhoenix haha naaah i think the stereotypical american hillbilly corresponds better to what a chav is :)

[GunsOfThePhoenix]

@xbeckiliciousx That could work, but the Chav is a working class person. A hillbilly sits around watches TV and drinks watered down beer :)

[IJUSTSUBSCRIBENOW]

@GunsOfThePhoenix Ever seen 'Little Britain'? That's not a comedy, its documentary!!!

[Amatersaru1]

hey:3 first of all wooo *high five for you being american* well here in england the word 'chav' kind of describes people who dont speak or dress properly who use a large amount of slang such as the words init bruv blood massive ect ect and they also wear alot of branded clothing nike adidas quik silver and they are just realy dirty have poor maners and usualy arnt very nice

[hbombstatic]

@Amatersaru1 *High five for you being British* (and for describing chavs in more detail for me!)

:)

Btw, I only mentioned being American so people reading the comments would understand why I didn't know what a chav was...

[Amatersaru1]

@hbombstatic :D you dont get chavs in america? or people like i described?

[hbombstatic]

@Amatersaru1 Oh we have chav like people here! But we don't have the word "chav." There's been differing opinions of what the American equivalent is. I thought it was white trash at first, but white trash or trailer park trash don't usually wear brand name clothes. Someone said chavs are more like wannabee gangsters, so white ones we would call wiggers, for example. But yeah, we've got all sorts of degenerates, that's why I'm trying to pinpoint the exact definition of chav :)

[wheresdatto]

@hbombstatic Have you seen the rubberbandits yet? they are Irelands chavs, they have a song out for Christmas called Horse Outside, its class

[KikaruHatsuharu]

@Amatersaru1 Kinda like our white trash?

[RetroGirl1974]

Wow, stunnas on the Jeremy Kyle show... bloody hell what are these things??? :-o

[shenstone]

pause at 4.52...is she looking at the camera? the audience? Jeremy? or all 3 at the same time?

[wafflefacepenis]

go on son give her some of that nasty fat cock in the arse till it bleeeeeeeeeeds

[SJMJ91]

I could laugh forever at that woman Teresa! Cracks me up XD

[SJMJ91]

Thumbs up if you thought "Jenaaay" was a man when you first saw her :P

[racewalkingrules]

jennay

jimmay

[UnrealNumina]

Holy shit, Quasimoto was on Jeremy Kyle?!

[BadAssBassLine]

HUH HUH MAAAAAAY JEEENEEEE

[johnpie2]

So, theres a guy who acts like a seal, theres a woman who looks like a skeleton, and one massively inbred fat bitch. I am ashamed to live in the same country as these scumbags.

[rachie883]

@johnpie2 lmfao, this is a fuckin awesome comment, nearly wet myself laughing

[dommie1231]

@johnpie2 i totally agree :L

[ahmadty11]

@johnpie2 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooool

[imran999a]

@johnpie2 lmaooooooooooooooooo

[WarlockAnubis]

I was shocked when i watched this :p

[5eurocups2005]

her at 00.35 is inbred

[Amatersaru1]

its forest gumpXD i love ma jennyXD

[TuddersUK]

what I don't get is why anybody would even touch any of them, let alone sleep with any of them.

[gr8whenyrstr8]

what's with the teeth on these people? nearly everyone that goes on the show has a f#cked up grill!

[woollysarah]

Ewww.... The guy looks like a seal with all that clapping and woofing and his sister needs to find out what a dentist is and pay them a visit. Overall a disgusting but realistic portrayal of the slums in the UK. Why am I paying for these people? F*cking scroungers and layabouts.

[SJMJ91]

What a group of mingers!

Jeremy Kyle probably laughed when they went off lol

[alrdd]

6:03

HERP DERP

[Shagrat65]

As Garth would say:' Is there something wrong with that weird eye?'

She truely ticks all boxes for being a repulsive example of humanity

[hentaimaid]

holy shit....

[cozener1]

Kyle is in danger of getting a real slap! A little moral pussy who degrades TV with this absolute rubbish programme.

[SpongeCakeIsNice]

"I love jenny", he's like forrest gump

[LeTzxMoDxCoD]

@SpongeCakeIsNice i totaly rofled @ this hahaha :D

[RetroGirl1974]

@SpongeCakeIsNice  You mean 'mar Jennay'. "I'd be lost wivout mar Jennay" PMSL

[bunglebonce]

@LeeJTurnock

ha ha

[ChloeXlover]

i need earplugs now

ouuuuuchhh my ears are hurting

[tom1161]

downs syndrome?

[DTSmfc]

Why did you say to my mum....My mummy

Lmfao

[RyanakaRhino18]

@DTSmfc aand how old is she???

[dukkahdukkah]

i loveeee you jennnnaaaaaayyyyyyyy

[dukkahdukkah]

i loveeee you jennnnaaaaaayyyyyyyy

[CarbonVl]

every women on Jeremy Kyle looks like a man they are fucking disguesting.

[KuolemaNox]

@CarbonVl It's true, but then the men aren't exactly stunning.

[sugasnap73]

@CarbonVl try learning to spell

[NaturesChanFtw]

I think I puked a little... fuck.

[TheDannieee]

3.02, what kind of son does he call him? im doin english course work on thisand have to transcribe it

[FreedomValentine]

@TheDannieee why in god's name did you choose this show?

[goldairdm]

Oh Dear lord!! they are the uglist things ive eva seen!! lol

[Zmaczimum]

@goldairdm What about the people in Swindon? *shudders*

[wheezy89]

hear eyes r foooooooked!

[mattquaye]

This is typical white people arrogant stupid and ugly, english people are the most repulsive people god ever created lazy compulsive liars and racist ENGLAND= THE TOILET OF EUROPE ..no culture no intellect greay buildings that smell of piss..cavemen beating the shit of eatch other ..dont go to england its fulL mental disabled morons

[JonIsGangstar]

@mattquaye Saying all that about England proves the kind of person you are, there are parts in every country that is bad but I live in a nice place in England and there is nothing wrong with anyone. And if you really think England is bad, go watch Jerry Springer.

[sodumb123]

So the saying about british people and bad teeth is;

TRUE!

[whatugundo]

@sodumb123 ..muhauhaua no thats just the people who are lazy and dont want to brush there teeth..

hey im guessing american ? as they always asume english have bad teeth care..

why not do some research mate ? because 40 % YES 40% of americans have NEVER !! that means have not once in there life seen a dentist .. so now tell me who has the bad teeth ?

just because some incest discusting goofy munter has teeth like a buckled wheel dont mean all english dont no how to brush there teeth