Mean Girls: My Favorite Quotes

[hosesaremylife]

what about cady telling janis shes not in the burn book

'...those bitches'

i cant find that quote anywere!! :L

[huntergogo7]

what about "Made out with a hot dog?!? That was one time!!!"

[UnderWaterNick]

YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!

[HiThomaz]

I like: I'm a mouse, duh

[iheartcodysimpson573]

my fav would have to b "If your from afrca why r u white?" "Omigod carren u can't just ask people why their white"

[lrubsie67]

"And none for Gretchen. Bye."

[spadadee]

They totally forgot "I don't hate you cuz your fat. Your fat cuz I hate you"

[mcspreggen]

was this recorded with a tomato ?

[hottylou1]

1.'Nice wig Janice what's it made of?' 'Your mom's chest hair!'

2.'Damn' 'What?' 'Rather see you out there shaking that thang'

3.'I Want My Pink Shirt Back!'

4.'Hey get out of here!' 'Oh my god Danny DeVito I love your work!'

5.'Maybe it's because I've got a big LESBIAN crush on you. Suck on that!'

6.'You can take that fake apology and shove it right up your hairy...' -SPLAT-

[fckayoo]

this was recorded with a poe-tae-toe.

[MadisonBieber11MD]

Yo go girl

[RIPFredWeasley101]

@IcePrincess619

Its actually:

Karen: So if ur from Africa...how come ur white?

Gretchen: Ugh! Karen! U cant just go around asking peopke y theyre white!

[freakahurt]

so your not mad at regina

GOD no

ok good cause regina wants me to give you this

@ @ WTF

[cuteconejo22]

And none for gretchen wieners bye!

[Oathkeeper2745]

"*Cough, Cough* I can't hang out tonight... I'm sick..." "BOO YOU WHORE!"

[michelle0021able]

she doesn't even go here....LMAO Best line ever

[annacatherineex]

I wish I could make a cake full of rainbows and smiles and we could all eat it and be happy...

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE

[blarghhhh123]

You go glen coco!

[RayShardC16]

"AND NONE FOR GRETCHEN WIENERS BYE!!!

[hola1234553]

i wish i could make a cake with sprinkes and be happy SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE AHAHAH hes almost to gay to function :P

[hola1234553]

gretchen: ummm

santa: and none for grethen weiners bye

[Mswaterlily18]

You Go Glen CoCo!

[DonalUiNeill]

*"too gay to function" not to gay

[youmayfirewhenready]

Your moms chest hair!

[ZebraDuckie913]

Lol at the end he stares at her for lik two seconds

[TreMcfarland]

I never got the Glen Coco one, am I the only one who doesn't find that one funny?

[belzzz93]

@TreMcfarland yes you are :P

[candyxoxo2221]

my favourite quotes? the whole movie!

[funniYuki1]

YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE!

[number1creep]

oh i like the little pixels in this video :)

[KeechBee]

......you spelt Caesar wrong!!

[Ihavenolife63]

You might as well just post the entire movie.

[SydtheKiddy]

its funny how the in the girl group, a guy yells "SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE"..even though he doesnt belong there lol

[Cookies0159]

say crack again...crack

[EtwilightJ]

Honestly guys no one can post a "best quotes" because they will just end up putting the whole movie (which is good in my opinion!) but the whole movie is quotable and hilarious

[thevanessayou]

WHAT HAPPENED TO

"If you're from Africa, why are you white?

[emoringthing]

U Missed ‎"So that men could fight the dinosaurs...and the homosexuals." >_<

[Pandabear4678]

Everytime I eat a candycane I think you go Glenn coco

[StarStrellaStar]

Am I the only one thinking that the rainbow-cake girl was played by Drew Berrymore???

[Aussiegirl265]

@StarStrellaStar I thought that too!! :D

[tbair100]

she doesnt even go here!!! lmao one of the best! the whole movie is just memorable after reading julius caesar its just so funny to hear this scene again i think teachers should show it for fun

[sugarhoneyicedtea123]

eh...these really weren't the best quotes, some were worthy of top 5, but the see-through shirt and idk, something about the "he's almost too gay to function" i don't think should've made the top 5. just not funny enough, the other 3 were good though.

[PopStarWannaB]

@sugarhoneyicedtea123 it says clearly MY favorite quotes

[DemiLovatoFanForLify]

@PopStarWannaB Well I love these quotes! there my favorite too!

[sugarhoneyicedtea123]

@sugarhoneyicedtea123 oh true, sorry must've missed it

[sarabeth1410]

We should just totally stab ceasar! She was going to, if someone would have handed her a knife lol did you see that face!!!

[TashaOhYeahBabe]

you go glen coco!

[Aussiegirl265]

That rainbows girl reminds me of a fat Drew Barrymore.

[BoyWithBlackWings07]

@Aussiegirl265 She looks about 40.

[NLTismine4ever]

@Aussiegirl265 SAME!

[Aussiegirl265]

@NLTismine4ever so I'm not crazy! Yayyy :D

[heyheyitsashleyyy]

@Aussiegirl265 that IS drew barrymore...

[Konfliktful]

"And none for gretchen weiner"....LOLOLOLOL

[Etnies6307]

Glen Coco!!:D

[lynzimars]

caesar?



[nourhana1]

"YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR."

Best burn ever.

[GraciePie2597]

Kind of shite no.1 . . Shoud've been "Wide Set Vagina" :D

[Beanacre1]

Lol. Love this film. Didn't realise that the girl that plays Gretchen does the voice of Eliza Thornberry!

[whatever09ism]

How could u miss "I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK" ?? .. BEST QUOTE .. LOL

[sasukeichigo12]

the glen coco thing is a mean girls quote?! I've seen this movie 4 times and still didn't understand the 4 for you glen coco. ugh

[MsCarowinds]

hcahgwwwww

[TeamJacobx12]

my favorite is "Dani Diveto I Love Your Work!" hahaha u shudda added that one!

[TheGLEEK14]

SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE! that, is my fave one. loll

[DancesWithEskimos91]

Again, just one of those days...

[SuperNowdy]

and hey hey hey hows y best girlfriends

[elder2012]

HOW DID YOU FORGET THE "Lady Problem" quote!?!?

I can't help it if i have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!! :D

[ForeverABelieber16x]

I should use that for my report of ceaser lmao(x

[someidiot77]

What about "I have a 5th sense, It's like I have Espn or something." or "My boobs can tell when it's going to rains...well they can tell it is raining."

[teenvomit]

crap quality

[ilovetennis818]

She doesn't even go here

[14nfamous]

Enough for Gradue-wieners, bye.

[popanstar]

You go Glen Coco!

[foolsivorywings]

Nice Wig Janice, what's it made of?

YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR!

BAHAHA!!

[ActressGirl1151]

1:47 when i looked really quick it looked like it said when my shit isnt see through lol

[pattopurific]

What about OMG IT'S DANNT DE VITO I LOVE YOUR WORK?! XD

[TheRatedrko12]

"i wish we could get along like we did in middle school i just wanna bake a cake made out of rain bows and smiles and we could all be happy and joyful".........."she doesnt even go here!" do you even go to this school?  "no" hahaha best part

[bespontaneousalways]

None for Gretchen W!!! Lol, he's my fav. -3

[missmessy16]

you go glen coco!

[katebleasdalex]

she doesnt even go here!

[comeatmebroda]

one time she punced me in the face, it was awesome!

[codmalt]

What about "YOU SMELL LIKE A BABY PROSTITUTE!"

[ValPalKellster]

You go, Glenn Coco!

[dancergirl2497]

YOU CANT SIT WITH US!!!

[SlightlyMango]

Bet Kevin G got a crapload of candycanes ;)

[MrsEfron33]

Gretchen stop trying to make fetch happen it's not going to happen!

[MrsEfron33]

" that's Gretchen wieners, she's only popular because her dad invented toaster strudel...her hair is so big because it's full of secrets....ima mouse DUH!" hah great movie then the second movie came out....

[iRAYMAZING]

how did you miss janice's wig?!?!?!?!



[peacelovesoccerxx]

ummm i love this movie but hosnestly none of these scenes are funny.

[femmefatale1990]

Awwww you should have included the scene with Jason in the cafeteria "would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?" and when Regina tells him "so you can go shave your back now. Bye Jason"

[MutantToster]

"Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant, and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up... Just don’t do it. Promise? Ok, everybody take some rubbers."

[BunnyLovesGagaVlog5]

AND NONE FOR GRETCHEN WEINERS BYE

[EricaHolloway2009]

Lol "WE SHUD TOTALLY JUST STAB CESAER!"

[saintpattysday16]

" ...A cake made out of rainbows, and smiles, and we'd eat it, and we'd all be happy..."

" SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!"

[PandaFlipz]

AND....none for gretchen weiners goodbye

[vdavis7317]

Love your wig Janice, what's it made out of?

YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR!

[SuperPolkadotLover]

Glen Coco? four for you Glen Coco, YOU GO GLEN COCO..!!!

[thebibble]

Boo, You Whore!

[xoHelloGoodbye]

And none for gretchen weiners. :D lol.

[SpacePIRATEarrgh]

Live everyday like your glen coco.

[XxLOVERxX0]

she doesnt even go here!!!! do u even come here ???no i jusl have a lot of feelings!!! LOL go home

[LitrentaProductions]

wide set vagina!!

[MusicManiac39386]

"And none for the 7 people who disliked this bye..."

[sasua741]

HOW COULD YOU MISS "WIDE SET VAGINA"

[TDimples014]

@sasua741 she said HER favorite.

[Aussiegirl265]

@sasua741 agreed!

[Thedorkiz]

AndNoForGrinchenWeinersBye...

[BBZwassup]

'i wish that i could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we'd all eat it and be happy' 'SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE' HAHAHAA

[Stepje93]

and none for gretchen wieners, bye LOL

[JUSTICEGIRL2009]

how could you forget SUCK ON THAT!!!!!

[ladygaga1250]

gretchen weiners..... had cracked!

[henisacat]

none for you gretchen hahaha

[Mika4everful]

"And non for  Gretchen weiners"

[TheMattCarrierGuy]

she doesn't even go here!

[1trippy12]

"I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed."

"Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!"

" There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!"

NONE OF THOSE OVER A SEE THROUGH SHIRT ??

[twilightgal83]

How could you forget: "YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!"

[gittygirl101]

i love glen coco

[rx914eighty]

how could you only pick 5 quotes?

[crazygirlloca16]

you smell like a baby prostitue was the best lol

[strtthshw]

I remember once back in highschool I got four candy grams. I felt like Glen Coco. I felt so honored! Best moment of my life.

[Pinkishbass91]

Made our of rainbows and smiles and UNICORNS!

[ASCunderground]

Its so HD :P jk

[Dny150]

HAHAHAHA Glen coco is just classic, dude!! Brutus is way much cute than ceaser... hahaha funny! "Do u even go to this school? --- No." this was the best!

Those are my fave quotes too... but one that is missing is the "I dont hate u because ur fat. Ur fat because I hate u"

[taleydaley2012]

"Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his BIG FEET. What's so great about Caesar? Hmm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, okay, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because THAT'S NOT WHAT ROME IS ABOUT, WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR!"

I'm writing that for my report on Caesar.

[lovemydaughter85]

6 people didn't get any candy canes. 6 people were smashed by ceasar. 6 people don't go here. 6 people ARE too gay to function. 6 peoples shirt is see through.

[rohypnol55]

*Caesar

[itsoscarYO]

"AndNoneForGretchenWeiners, BYE!"

LMAO.

[numdrama6]

"I just have a lot of feelings"

[Ellicopter]

this looks 2 gay 2 function

[shaulynnxoxo]

YOU GO GLEN COCO :D

[stayfierce]

might as well qoute the whole movie:)its all funny

[MrCacadaddy]

This is so fuckin funny Hahahahaha I literally LOL!!!! the WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR is my new ringtone hahahahahahahaha

[jewintter]

"WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CEASAR!"

[dawsonlove09]

she doesn't even go here!

[luntian25]

aww...you cut the scene when janis was about to say "your mom's chest hair." :))

[YouJustDoYou14]

These are like all of my favorite parts lol

[illovedinkiwinky]

It's Caesar. Not Ceaser

LOL

[nelle069214]

"and none for gretchen weiners" lol.

[PiperHalliwell1230]

WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CEASAR!!

[thermo87]

Janis why you're so obsessed with me??? thats awesome too.....or....Fat whore! hahaha or Now you'll walk home bitches....hahahahahaha whatever Regina says is just hilarious

[MrHollywuud]

lol

[AlexanderKafkis]

FUNNT AS! But theres more :D

[sassilicious1008]

there were candy gram posters all around school this week that said "You Go Glen Coco" they made my life

[musictimeallthetime]

How could you miss "if your from africa, why are you white?"

anything that Karen says is hilarious!

[PopStarWannaB]

@musictimeallthetime i know i like that too but honestly i only had time to make only 5 quotes for right now i'm going to try to do another one.

[kevinmat]

@musictimeallthetime "oh my god, karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."

[katiewolf1100]

@musictimeallthetime hahahha ikr!!

[blankdude94]

"boo! you whore" should be in too!! :DDD

[MusicdudeAlexa]

there are much better ones!! Like: need anything, snacks, a condom, let me knowww! ergh, god a love ya <3

[Musclebe]

i like how he takes a good look at the end

[narutoxhinata1888]

and None for Gretchen Wieners, bye. :)

[Baloonsnufsaid]

4 FOR U GLEN COCO! U GO GLEN CO CO!

[ImaHotBananaSplit]

"See this is the color i want" should be a memorable quote !

[ladygagarockism]

DUDE WHERE IS "Booo you whore." AT??

[got2bebeauty]

Where is the boo you whore!!!

[cwfannumber1]

#2 and Gretchan weiners has officially cracked.

[98gran]

And none for Gretchen Wieners

[monkey71297]

Wat happened to FETCH??? Huh Dats my Fav Quote! Dats my word I say it A Lot!

[sheaspartan311]

And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

[thisisconfusifying]

she doesn't even go here

[Yugiohlorie]

you go glenn coco!

[LiveFromTheLimit]

I sent glen coco 3 of those ;)

[BlackRainDrops137]

NOW, EVERYBODY TAKE SOME RUBBERS.

[luvmissrose]

I thought he said "CANDY CONDOMS"...

[TheStrawberryThief]

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE

I'm pretty sure I'm far too old to love this movie but whatev.