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  • lol nice vid...wats the song @3:44

  • you should be getting more views......... Just Saying :P

  • Awesome!! Very very very funny stuff!!! :)

  • awesome.. why doesn't this have 1 million views??

  • @Super240987 one day.....one day my friend

  • lol.... this was good.

  • what the name of the song at 1:53?

  • YOOO

    just sub'd you guys... awesome video

    made my night for sure.

  • U should make more videos man!

  • guys - you did a fantastic job - that was hilarious! the bathroom scene was the best!

  • thumbs up if your name is sameer

  • man !!!

    9:02 to 9:15 LOL HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I am in stitches !!!!

  • SHAADI.COM <333

  • Yayyy! Samir's finally married now! =D

  • hope it doesn't happen to me..but i do hope it does happen to my kids...lol

  • this is super dupper funny !

  • nice video

  • LMBO!!  When Samir pulled out the Q-tips...

  • "...hangout with these lafangas and big buffons who wear tiny tiny tshirts and come home..."

    ROFL

  • LOL! i totally LMFAO!

    THe ENd was Halarious with the Beard Guy

    "sharisma"

    LOL

    Washroom part unnecessary but funny neways

    2 THumbs UP !

  • vg's ROFL

  • Rofl awesome.

  • This video was the too funny! You are very great :D

  • Hahahahaha

    genius

  • These are my favourite phrases in this funny vid

    'We need to talk importantly things'

    'You useless piece of fool'

    This iss fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny

  • this is funny shit

  • @h4id3r4li charisma and lafungas and these big bafoons

  • best comedy more like like best piece of shit!!!! you lick like a lamma you arab!

  • waaaw that wuz fuckin funny keep it up man

  • omg there is no toilet paper, oh no there is no water, oh shit the flush is not working the water is over flowing... lmao

    Next time check for the toilet papers and water before sitting on the throne. Otherwise call the plumber ;))

  • This Video makes me proud to be brown.

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  • i cannot stop watching this

    this is soo PRO

    keep it up

    cant wait for your next vid :D

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO this video is priceless

  • pure lol

  • one of the funniest vids on youtube!!

  • LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL AMAZInG whoever edited this video wow...just WOW

  • I couldn't stop laughing at this

  • lmfao

    this is so well made x)

  • I gotta admit.

    THIS IS GOLD.

  • Hilarious video man!

  • hahaha my names shamir

  • lol the end was MAD jokezz

  • hot chicks

  • hahahaha omg nice :L

  • nice vid

  • its me again, ABabaAmazing from lunnfuddijokes channel.i treat all men women gays lesbians hetro & metro sexuals the same as long as with me they r not playing a family game & give me shame, after all i m indian.take that as pure joke & dont choak.why did samir do tatti with his kasshee on, i mean the underwear on or is that how they do it in canada or amreeka, may be that is their tarreekaa.somebody plz let me know.or for convenience do they have holes in their underwear.holes for what?bye.

  • hi guys and gays,i m not discriminating against any one...its me ABabaAmazing from lunnfuddijokes channel.i just watched samir's 30 days while eating my favourite ,makki di roti and saag on the boxing day.but believe u me samir's 30 days was much tastier and spicey than my favourite makki dee roti & saag.even the farting bit did not put me off from eating my food.i just became friends with nelson spooner, so sooner after watching his first vedio.yeh dosti hum nahee todaingey if u r notgay,joke.

  • LMFAO!!!! OMG THATS SO FUKIN JKZ!!!

  • AHAHAH!!!!! that was hilarious

  • LOL

    LOVE IT!!!!!

    u guys did a great job :)

  • Hahaha ending sealed it - 5 stars

  • LOL!

    that was really good!

    I'm glad you won.

  • HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!

  • lmao! nice one!:D

  • niggah had a monster attack

  • this is why i switched to white boys XP

  • you should switch to chinese boys

  • lol, i'll think about it

  • this is a stone cold documentary for desi guys!

  • Hahahhah this is hilarious! Great job guys!

  • LMFAO!!!! thats hilarious!!! :D

  • i just noticed how samir's clothing in his shaadi profile is the exact same as the clothes he wears to meet the girl moments later!!!!

  • LOL hahaha that was funny!

  • nice man

  • YOU USELESS PIECE OF FOOL

  • Yo nelson that was some entertaining shit! Great job! kudos to the castthey did awesome!

  • lol.... hilarious...loved it :))

  • I would say I can relate to this....but I got mad game for a desi :) haha

  • Hey you guys are awesome. I can sooo relate. Watch our Web Series "EAT GHEE". Its named something else on my channel...but its the most viewed one haha. There is 2 parts so be sure to watch both. Its a brown comdey btw. Keep up my brown friend =)

  • lol i can relate to this movie so much!!!

  • I can't stop laughing!!!!

  • lol

  • this is so funny hahaha

  • that could have been the best desi video i have watched in my lyfe!!!!!! tht was off da hook!!

  • hilarious! whats the song at 2:48? if anyone knows.. thanks!

  • Hey Neesy76,  thanks for watching. The song's name is

    eena meena deeka

    Just youtube it and it will come up.

  • Thank you! :)

  • lol hilarious...

  • OH MAN that was sooo funny

  • BEAST. You guys rock. Now for bollywood....

  • why bollywood? that aint all there is in the world

  • good work dude.............

  • LoL this is pretty funny... anymore?

  • haha. that girl at 4.35 is pretty cute. you should give me her number. LOL

  • This was hilarious!!! :)

  • wow a movie ALL ABOUT ME?!?

    haha you shouldnt have but its scary how much i am like this samir, starting with my name, the xbox, and digestive issues.

    the only difference beetween this samir and me is the problem with girls part ;)

  • you're amazing!

  • what is the song at 5:12?

    good vid

  • that was good

  • what happened on the 31'st day? lol

  • Haha. Good work guys, saw the end scene,having no idea that was coming.. tripped out for a moment, but then saw the "credit" in the descrip...glad the loo can be such an inspiring place. To watch the inspiration for the ending scene...check out "Love Sick" on our youtube page.

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  • II LOVE IT. you guys are DAMN AWSOME

    yoo man make more videos dats freakiin hilarious

    da acting is terrible though but it makes up for da good humour

  • so freaking hilariousss!!!!

  • hahahaha <3

    hilarious

  • HILARIOUS!!

    i couldn't stop laughingg

    love it!

  • omfg!!!! luvedd it! 5 stars fo sho :)

  • samir looks funny at 5:13! hahaha

  • haha, nice job guys!!

    27 years ain't so bad, try 30 =(.

  • hahahahhahahahha this just made my life (:

  • i love the bearded man woman

  • wats the song that he was dancing to?

  • ROFL

  • Hahah LOOL I lovee itt!

  • "hey guys let me introduce you to my wife"

    oh maaaaaaaaaaaan

    clost this video down right now let the 14882 people know about it only

    try to turn it into a movie

    the 14882 will market it to evryone with word of mouth GO FOR IT

  • LOVE IT :D

  • OMFG AWESOME

  • LMAO. xD

  • LOLO LOLOLOLOL

  • ahahah this was aawesomee

  • LMAO oh my gosh. so funny. "u stupid piece of fool" "a mad number of girls" lmao ure so funnnny. my mom and i were dyingggg

  • LOl hilariousssss

  • hhahahahaha omg awesome !!!

  • omg. this is halarious. I must show my co-workers!!

  • this is SOOOOO funny omg hahahahha

  • hahhaa i luv diz

  • OMG dude this so damn funnny. Make some more vids. And thank god u added me or i would have neva seen this vid.

  • DUDE this is HILARIOUS

  • the ending was sooo gay

  • "retarded" if you didn't get that...

  • I Also Loved the Choice of songs really amazing and right on time just a very right click situation songs ;) I hope that you Guys do make some more good short story movies like this one and make it sunny ;)

  • Ok Now let me say this that These things Ok this Rishta-Dhondho sort of things does exist in our society in our culture, Nearly every Ok Nearly 80 % Guys well Desi Guys do come across these Rishta-Dhondho-Sort-of Stuff But I Guess Its Ok and Cool But the way You guys have converted this Serious Situation into a Funny Short Drama Story Its really amazing and very creative, the facts and the funny sides about it , Its Really A Great Effort of Yours ;)

  • I wounder why ? But Its our culture and society we can't forget our values and even though no matter what so ever & how ever we try, we can't escape no matter Whether You Like It Or Not, These things always pop-up and people around us their world is not Complete if they are not married ? I wounder why ?

  • 10,000+ VIEWS!

  • fahad and samir, lets make a movie.

  • LOLOLOLOL !!!! =)

  • lmao the gay bit i think is abit exagerated

    other than that its hillariou...what you should have done is go to pakistan and settle down with a desi girl thats more commen lol :)

  • LOLLLL

  • Wallahi, I weep for the level of intelligence and awareness of their own identity Muslims like you two have descended to. It doesn't make me feel better that you two have descended into foolish, idiot rhetoric as well as being daft enough to believe everyone's age as posted on a YouTube profile is accurate, or that basic concepts and precepts that were once taken for granted in young Muslim children are utterly alien to you. Nor your vulgar vocabulary.

    No, it's just an exercise in depression.

  • Uncle Uthman, you use such big words i do not understand.

    BrB uncle, i go pray Maghrib now.

  • you're the bad person, i mean your sister was raped and your parents were murdered yet you rather rag on a youtube video then pull off a successful jihad on the culprits.

    fake muslim!

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  • so you're a 33 year old virgin

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  • oh uncle uthman, tell auntie that her daal sucks balls. who the hell adds vinegar to daal? is she half sherpa?

  • best scene ever "She's my wife"

  • Loved it !! The plot itself wasn't great, but "Samir's" acting was exceptional, loved his expressions!!

    Hmm also, I think there should have been more interaction with girls instead of Samir's very good looking, but um ..."metrosexual" looking friend. I have never seen a Desi guy wear a purple shirt with a black and white scarf before. yowza.

  • hahhaha jo!

  • You're making the mistake of thinking I define academia as you do, since sadly enough, the Western-derived education model is clearly all you have been exposed to. Film studies? How limited of you to believe education to be limited to the walls of Western universities and disciplines. I fully reject your aped idea of education. And yet you fancy yourself 'revolution'?

    If you have clear objections, why not state them, rather than clinging to typo-lynching.

  • Hey my brother in Islam. Let's stop arguing and partner up and show these backward, "revolting cretins" how to make a real comedy.

    How about a movie about a 33-year-old virgin pseudo-intellectual who over-analyzes youtube movies in attempts to impress girls online? I think we already have a shot at winning with this one. You in?

  • Are you going to respond, or continue with your deflection? Surely it must be all the more tiring for you than me, having to write it out and all.

    Were I 33, and unmarried, and still a virgin - and? I honestly encourage you think about that statement and the internalization of of the kinds of values it reflects.

  • wow, 33, unmarried and a virgin? no wonder the story of Samir's 30 days struck a chord with you!

  • Wow, i credit you for actually admitting that my brother. It's no wonder you're so cranky.

    Listen, Samir umm..i mean Uthman. Let's make a movie based on the plot I've proposed. Not only will we win next year's mosquer, but you may actually impress a "live" girl! By that I mean someone not in cyberspace. Believe me, live girls are better.

  • What a low and pathetic, groveling idea of sexuality you adhere to. So intelligent - Mr. 'Revolution' - bravo! Your revolutionary thinking on sexuality descended from the wise ancient high school norms of not-so-old are truly fodder for the intelligent, thinking man. Even the most liberal, Beta-I-know-everything-just-yo­u-listen Pakistani uncle would shrink his nose in disgust.

    That you choose to parrot and deflect and not respond, compounds the laughable base ideal of sexuality you hold to. Sad

  • Uthman uncle, I think anyone in your unfortunate situation would turn into the type of uncle you've outlined.

    Overcompensating with an academic online front doesn't hide the insecurities unfortunately.

    I'm trying to help you get past online relationships, and you continue to push me away.

    It's not your fault.....It's not your fault.....It's not your fault Uthman uncle...It's not your fault...ahahahahhaaahaha

  • uncle uthhhhhman i don't understand what you are trying to say. You have a sexual parrot??? Have you been able to teach it to say vulgar things?? UNCLE UTHMAN so are you saying you're not the full version uncle uthman but the Beta version uncle uthman???

  • what.a.paki.

  • hahahahahH!!!! spelling champ! I saw that clip b4 soo funny, it does look like him!!

  • omfl ... hilarious !!!

  • The thing about this film is that no matter if you're muslim, hindu, sikh, christian, or whatever - the story remains the same among all brown ppl.........parents are controlling, brown girls gossip, etc.... As brown guys, we all go through the same trials and tribulations........

    The cast consists of ppl from all different religions. The film was made purely for kicks. If you hate it, that's amazing. If you love it, that's amazing.....

    just comment on it, and share it.

  • Hey guys, lets stop the debate here.

    This is just a short film about nothing, no point to get into a fight about it. The next malicious comment will be deleted.

    Thanks!

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  • Agree to disagree, people. I think this film is irrelevant and poor. You love it. That's that.

  • Listen here, punk...I control the internet.

  • btw, islamic comedian Azhar Usman who was the guest host of the Mosquers absolutely loved "Samir's 30 Days"...

    and getting praise from a pretty relevant entertainer from the muslim world is much more profound then receiving a negative response from a person that thinks American Pie is about a muslim that's trying to avoid an Arranged marriage.

  • My opinions don't follow the trend because of someone's endorsement. Azhar Usman is intelligent and brave, and a better person than I. But if he praises this film, I will say it is unitelligent of him and make no apologies.

    Maybe when you grow up and are 16 years old, you will see some merit in what your are disagreeing with. Maybe not. At the very least I'm hoping you learn grammar/spelling basics.

  • Yah, "adhan" and "azan" are the same thing. But where did I make a negative remark towards it, uncle? Were you offended by my sarcastic comments in regards to your wish of sampling an AZAN as the primary backdrop for the movie?

    You admit that Azhar is better than you, and considering he makes a living out of being 'funny'...his positive feelings about the movie mean more than yours. Seriously, what have you done in your life that has given you the superior ability to critique comedic movies?

  • Amazing, you really are as petty as he's calling you out on. Did he at any point state that he wanted the Azan as a backdrop for the film?

    In fact, I believe he made the point that you a snide comment about it, and I would further say doubly so. Are you implying that the only melodic sound Muslims have ever crafted is the Azan?

    Seriously, your ignorance is embarassing. Go open a Qa'idah and slink away. People like you make Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter jump for joy.

  • Hey do you know why Muslims get a bad rep in the western world? Because of extremists like you that take every little word or sentence literally! How the heck did I imply that the only music that the Muslims have created is the Azan? Are you that much of a simpleton?

    Btw, i have never seen American Pie because of its sexual connotations. For some one that is preaching his vast knowledge of Islam and then to watch a HARAM riddled movie like that makes you a BLOODY HYPOCRITE.

  • I'll take this one, you revolting cretin, because the original criticism of the typical stoner film soundtrack was mine.

    Your response was to be snide and petty in saying that I wanted the Azan as the background sample, and then to accuse someone else of saying so - when the whole Azan insult was yours to begin with.

    No one's preaching a vast knowledge of Islam here. In fact, the only one here to claim any amount of knowledge was you with your arrogant comment.

  • sorry that i got you two AL QAEDA members confused, MY BAD!

  • Actually no, I could not care less about hip hop, or hip hop culture, or whatever you define as hip and cool.

    Is a valid criticism of this film that has absolutely no Muslim identity followed by Malcolm X's words wrong? No, I don't think so. I think angering far-right fascists and cementing their hate and propagation of hate for Muslims through calling them things such as 'kike nigger' is stupidity defined, however.

    You sadden me. Please go learn something about your own identity.

  • stop being racist

  • cry me a river dick face.

  • i was talking about idrepublix

  • then HIGH FIVE

  • If you define 'hood' as a black revolutionary who was Muslim, sure.

  • um, HOOD was a sarcastic reference towards you...

    not Malcolm X. Sick and tired of people thinking that they are 'cool' and 'hip' by throwing around X and MLK quotes to validate their own less-than-stellar arguments.

  • Yeah, see, wholefnshow, calling people 'kike nigger' is more than a tad ignorant. Little wonder you enjoy this poor film, pander as it does to the base humour of the ignorant. Why don't you slither away and keep to your neonazi, unIslamic tirades? There's nothing to be said to people like you.

  • "kike nigger"? what are you talking about? i haven't called anyone that. why do you have to spread lies? lying is pretty "unIslamic" (is that even a word?). You know what's amusing here? You called me a Neo-Nazi after making the assertion that I enjoyed a movie with an ALL East Indian cast?

    Does anyone else get the idiocy in that? If I were a neo nazi I'd be going "KILL THOSE JOB STEALING PAKI'S!"...but i'm not doing that.

    sorry that the concept of this movie went over your head.

  • Your entire YouTube page is covered with comments from fascists and Islamophobes objecting to your own tirades against Jews.

    Honestly, your ignorance and hatred is depressing. A little amusing, too, in that you say such things to these Michelle Malkin-loving psychotics to get them riled up, and yet you don't realize white entertainment trying to impose its worldview and values on you for what it is, nor its obvious aping in this poor excuse for a film.

    But mostly, depressing.

  • Your youtube whining rivals cindy crosby

  • Why are you creeping my youtube? That's pretty disturbing. But wait, i'm a fascist and Islamophobe...yet I know more about the religion than you? That makes you look pretty darn pathetic. That's like a special olympian beating usain bolt in a 100m dash.

    And sorry I didn't understand your second paragraph which screams of jr.high dropout material.

  • That you don't understand it is honestly saddening. I'm not being sarcastic, here. It honestly is.

    You certainly are a mental special olympian if you somehow deciphered me calling you a fascist and Islamophobe, rather than those posting on your page. Do you really need to resort to such petty, disgusting comments referring to male genitalia? Does doing so make you either distinct or intelligent?

  • Um, you called me a neo-nazi. lol

    pretty sure fascists and islamophobes are neo-nazi's as well.

    and hey 'dick face'....cry me a riverrrrr,cry me a rivveerrrrrrrrr.

    okay, please stop posting on this video. i didn't know that Samir's 30 day's was linked to "JIHAD AMERICA" messageboard...

    we are just simple muslims here that have fun making movies. leave your extremist terrorist mentality out.

    btw, for an extremist muslim...your video of playing at the arcade is pretty homo.

  • A 'predominant east indian' (sic) cast, and the additions of token things you mentioned actually make this more along the lines o fa film such as Harold & Kumar. Throw in some minority identifiers to make it funny, but you are still adhering to a whiteboy, stoner film format - and sacrificing true distinctiveness in the process-right down to American Pie's toilet scene.

    Why the personal insults and insult towards the Adhan and ignoring the range of modern Muslim music? Ask yourself that one.

  • Wow, you're clueless aren't you? The title of this movie is "Samir's 30 Days"...which alludes to the 30 days that Samir has before he gets an arranged marriage. Are you arguing that an Arranged marriage ISN'T prevalent in Islam? WOW!

    I'm sorry that you don't get the humor in the desperation of a North American Muslim that's trying to save himself from the negative stereotype of an Arranged Marriage (marrying a woman with facial hair).

    What's an "Adhan"? I didn't insult any "ADHAN"

  • - Muslim parents do not tell their children to 'find a girl', by means of speed dating, going to parties, and the like. This is atypical at best.

    - The kind of arranged marriage portrayed here is not prevalent 'in Islam.' The Sunnah of marriage is alien to this type of forced, dont--so-much-as-see-the-girl 'marriage'.

    -Adhan is the original, Arabic pronunciation. The 'dh' sound not existing in Urdu/Hindi, it becomes 'Azan', which is entirely valid. I prefer the original pronunciation, however.

  • Did you even watch the movie?The parents didnt tell him to go speed dating, partying, etc..they just told him to find a girl because he's an awkward loser that's going no where in life and has done nothing to garner interest from the opposite sex.

    And with that said, this movie is a freaking comedy and not supposed to be taken seriously. Its not a documentary that discusses the steps and events of a typical arranged marriage.

    Are you a 57 year old 'uncle' or something?

  • You continue to respond with irrelevant nitpicking and ignore the holes in your arguments that are pointed out to you. Your anti-Jewish comments that give succour to Muslim-haters. Your failure to understand basic precepts of Islamic concepts and yet insulting those who do. Your failure to see the point being made here of Mosquers' utter failure in its stated aim by awarding this laughable film.

    I'm 21, and thankful not to be an ignorant Islamophobe/fascist-goader. Peace.