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  • TABS PLEASE!!!

  • 0:00 - 0:03 funny as hell

  • Hey kylemonkey subscribe me derekcooper1515

  • TOM, ASS. TOM TOM, ASS. TOM, ASS. TOM TOM, ASS.

  • I hate you

  • love you.................... OMG <3

  • you are just so fucking hot.

  • hmm. i knew this song man. i knew it was coming bro. i knew it. you're gettin so good.

    ROCK ON.

    TOM ASS TOM TOM ASSSS.

  • You need to make more videos. YouTube isn't complete without your epicness

  • he was the first person i ever watched on youtube, hahah, i love him

  • "Thom, ass, thom-thom ass"...

    Introspective, eclectic, and inspired lyrics atop a wonderful bouquet of notes, scales and transitions that evoke warm, distant memories in the listener. Truly the workings of the divine muses that have chosen you, Kyle, as their means of earthly expression.

    Quite impressive work.

  • I am speechless....... Literally I think my heart stopped from the talent shooting my ears

  • looks like tom cruise then goes into doofy from scary movie

  • Like if your watching this right now as i comment

  • hahahahahhahahahahahahahahah

  • thats so funny my freind at school was tlling me about you iits a heeellllerious

  • i like to watch your videos i like the chimpmunk quitar

  • this dude is like ah weirder version of jim carey... didnt think it could happen

  • I misssssssssssed you! I loveeeeeeee you!

  • Where the fuck did you go?!

    I love you :)

    Haha

  • Where the fuck did you go?!

    I love you :D

  • It feels like in a few years he got 10 years older.Haha

  • "I'm gonna sing you a song and i'ts called... MY ASS" XD...

  • ahhhaaAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAH­AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH SO AMUSING AHAHAH THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF!

  • it took you 2and a half years to come up with this.

  • YOU SIR ARE THE GREATEST ARTIST WHO EVER LIVED!

  • Trolololo

  • If i were a director-guy, i would sign you.

  • I sang along, because I knew the words.

  • I must be thinking on the same wave length as you Kyle.

  • Holy Crap Kyle! I did a video almost similar to this one. I sent a video response.

  • maturity ruines all funny people on youtube :...(

  • LOL!!! TOM ASS! TOM-TOM, ASS!!!!

  • the way you moved your eyes was the funniest thing about the video LMAOOOOO.."Tommm O.o"

  • @BreyerFan20 hahahahahahahahahaha

  • thas mah jam

  • Hes....ALIVEE!!

  • Can u plzzzzzzz make random vids

  • holy shit you're still alive

  • YAY THOMAS... I mean... KYLEmonkey!!!

  • @xXcloudlowellXx Fuck u

  • Are you tha whipping boi?!

  • YOU STILL MAKE VIDEOS DANG MAN!

    -SL

  • Well, this isn't texas.

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  • I SHALL INVEST IN THIS BAND!

  • I want this on itunes

  • Can you PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE make some more funny, random videos like you used to!!!!!

  • They're not as funny as the old you

  • That was not funny naje videos of old kylemonkey please!!!!!

  • this wasnt funny :( show us the old kylemonkey with all the grapes and farts :D

  • HE'S ALIVEEE!!!

  • can i get the tabs?

  • Dum dum dum dum dumbass

    That's the rhyme in my head :P

  • Tom tom tom tom tomas

  • whens the album comming out?

  • OFFICER DOOFY REPORTING FOR DUTY.

  • @renanddookie2094 I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!

  • @kylemonkey LoL... Nvm just searched for the comment... XD fuck i cant delete messages on iPhone =___="

  • @kylemonkey its the lyric of a song that is fucked up and funny on YouTube xD

  • Love how the knew guys that never watched kylemonkey before is like: OmFg!! Is he kidding? He Looks like a retaaaaard..!!!!

    =___="

  • Im gonna send this to my friend TOM ASS

  • I LOVE THIS

  • what happened to the hyperness and the giddiness and the unscripted unplanned hilarity?? i think kyle at some point started taking his medication........... :(

  • Haha you're so stupid. I love it!

  • grammy award

  • I know a guy

  • I wanna hug him

  • TOM ASS TOM TOM ASS

  • U are fuckin' retarded!!! Look at U boy!!!! 

  • you look so grown up kyle ):

    dude what happened? :'(

  • watch?v=b7zHb7cu78o

  • he reminds me of doofy from scary movie

  • @renanddookie2094 Gail swallows

    

  • @Filmodyssey54 hahah yes!! DON'T IMPTORUPT ME WHEN I'M CLEANING MY ROOM!!

  • @renanddookie2094 OMG! i was just about to say that!

  • @jibbajabba22 haha cool!

  • @renanddookie2094 That's specifically why I've decided against the mustache.

  • @kylemonkey a comment from the king himself

  • @kylemonkey the mustache is only epic on ze kylemonkey.

  • whos Thomas. lol

  • KYLLLEEEEESSSSS BACCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!

  • this is epic

  • He's back!!!!!:p

  • Love the purple guitar kyle

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  • loleyes

  • Is this a joke?

  • @mrawoodcock no he's honestly yelling THOM-AS, THOM, THOM-AS expecting to go world wide famous, of course it's a fucking joke.

  • Unsubscribe

  • @DeGrig jackass, he's great! D:

  • Your not even funny anymore.

  • My lighter is in the air!

  • Aww, dammit, I think he's got more matuure! :'(

  • @LilyRoseexx I know!!! ='[

  • @LilyRoseexx Ya.. I was just asking myself why I subscribed back in 2007 to all that garbage lol.

  • This was better than anything Mtv played for the last couple of years.

  • It's a masterpiece just waiting to happen. Wait it just did.

  • Leonardo Dicaprio ??

  • now this is someone who didnt take an arrow to the knee!

  • beautiful.

  • omg he's back :D awesome

    

  • TOM ASS

  • wow! you've grown!

  • LOL "see wot i did der??"

  • Nice job keeping a straight face, I couldn't

  • Someone sign this guy to a record label. NOW.

  • Who hired nickelback to play in this video?

  • Fuck u Oney

  • ...you're still alive? man, i guess i thought YouTubers died after i forgot about them.

  • this is shit shit shit shitis

  • Amazing. <3 haha

  • OneyNG.

  • its actually adicting lol PON PEF

  • this song is pretty much stuck in my head now!! Thanks for that!!

  • I sang along

  • mann I can't believe I still see you around bro, Your vids are always funny and crack me up lol.

  • WTF ! :3

  • anyone got the lyrics?

  • When do you go on tour?

  • Tom asked

  • You've come a long way since tuning your acoustic guitar by rubbing it across the top of your head! LOL. Yes Kyle, I remember that one. It's always good to see you my man. How old are you now? You've been at this You Tube thing from 2006 to 2012, wow! Blows my mind bud.

  • @MattHatter He's 24

  • Nice guitar :) You're still the funniest guy in YouTube!

  • Gief lyrics ;) x)

  • thumb up if Oney brought you here

  • Likin the stache

  • What ever happened to Derek?

  • Justin Bieber realized that Kylemonkey makes better music than he does and made 20 accounts to dislike this video.

  • I would so buy this song :D

  • Best parts when he said Thomas.

  • man i havent watched your video's in a while now, 4 years even lol

    you look different, youre still crazy tho lol

  • and um and um and um

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  • you shouldn't cross your eyes kid, someone might pat you on the back, and you'll get stuck like that forever.

  • 0.o

  • finally kyle gets some notice.

  • Amazing.

  • I liked the part where he said Thomas.

  • Killer facial hair man!

  • That was beautiful.

  • Taaaawm Essss !

  • He needs some cokies.

    cookie dough + coke

  • my name is thomas......WHY??!!!

  • Quit making fun of autistic people you guys! You people wouldn't know how much it would hurt being made fun for being autistic...

  • reminds me of justinge3... I hate justinge3...

  • You really are something else...

  • "I wrote it 5 minutes ago..."

    "...Sing along if you know the words"

    Logic.

  • Where can I get the mp3??

  • LOOOL THOSE EYES

  • OneyG lyks dis guy? me toooooooo! we shud be friends

  • I hate this new thumbs up sound =/

  • @MisVit See more?

  • OKAY THIS IS WERE I DRAW THE LINE INTERNET!

  • inspiring 

  • oney? 

  • LMFAO @KyleMonkey DUDE!!! Thanks for another hilarious video bro. Keep em coming. Much love.

  • lyrics pls

  • random LOL x

  • Anyone else expecting "Hey, my name's Kyle.. and.. I'm gonna play you a song"

    FART.

  • thom ass thom ass

  • Still reminds me of Sean William Scott.

  • what the fuck happened?

  • still funny :)

  • Pause at 0:02 xD

  • I sang along...

  • Lol

  • Lol :)

  • still better than justin bieber.

  • toommm assss haha

  • I sang along!

  • interior crocodile aligator, what do i drive?

  • @mindennevfoglalt What is a Chevrolet movie theater?

  • I keep hearing: dumb ass dumb ass dumb ass :)