Angriest Makeup Tutorial Ever

[TheChrisgallo]

first 15 seconds i pissed myself laughing

[MysticStoryteller]

This video is way more exciting than fireworks.

[ehTsuomynonA]

This was the funniest thing ever! I kept laughing throughout the entire video. I loooove jpmetz

[direnrafael15]

I did not blended.......Pleeeeease find me!

[Nessaavalos]

You had an unfortunate year but youre very funny :)

[Harmonic912]

I love these this is like the make-up version of "you suck at photo shop"

[mrsdgleave]

he he he your so funny. i love you pmsl

[lorrindam]

funny funny funny

[txilovehorses]

Hahahaha awesome:D

[lambchopxoxo]

this is soooo funny. what a great antidote to the sickeningly phony sweet tutorials

[selty]

It's spelled;

M-E-H-S-K-A-E-R-A-H

[LeahMouse]

Lmao...Oh My GOD! You are so funny!!! XD This was awesome =) You've earned another subscriber <3

[SumiyyaAli]

mascara?? or is it massacre...hmmmm

[JoliePitt1000]

can you do a turtioral on how to crimp hair

[xNecroAnon]

Are you just angry or are you a misanthrope?

[birdiaction]

I love you.

[swewenag581]

You entertain me....love it...:) lol...ahahhahahahh

[TheRebeccaSotoShow]

I didn't use a blending brush....

COME FIND MEEEEEE ♥

[iBeauty96]

hahahaha you are the only person who actually makes me intimidated to comment..

[newstar777]

She's a funny one! :)

[SoTweetie]

Flippin' hilarious!

[LXZMRE]

lol this was really funny

[JordanGBR93]

Don't get why someone would stand you up but yea

[Blue7wolf]

I wish my hair was as good as yours :)

[dalerat]

"Boy, I can think of a couple of people who I wish were TOASTED!"

[LolclanchatRS]

I jizzed looking at her hair.

[nigahiga377]

how have i not found her till now!!!! jpmetz is amazing!

[justinbieber9046]

your hair ALWAYS looks good!

[theawesomeness3000]

I LOVE THIS♥

[Melzey97]

Fuck you. youre not funny. youre not pretty. fuck you again.Have a good day(:

[100Shaynaynay]

@Melzey97 FUCK YOU! have a good day :)

[AppaloosaDreaming]

@Melzey97 LOL that comment just gave Justine money! :D

[KTBEverlasting]

@Melzey97 Bless your generous soul.

[1575windwolf]

You can thank Rwj for meeting you jpmetz, and I must say, you are a very fun person XD

[diamonds1997]

I didn't blend it, because I want you to find me.

[thMaddHatter]

You're just soo angry... And I love you for it! I don't even like make-up tutorials but I'm subscribing now.

[icsomethingshiny124]

mascara?

hell yeah i spelled it right.

[EmilyC022]

i know how to spel that lashy thing! M-A-S-K-A-R-A!!!

[emlea555]

@EmilyC022 thats not how you spell it..........

[EmilyC022]

@emlea555 yeah it is, i know cuz i use "maskara"

[katyperryfan21]

*clicks subscribe button*

[Mooshuuful]

noooooo it is not a waste of time <3 your never a waste of time. (plus I like in england so there will be no fireworks here)

[EveIien]

"I WILL FIND YOU." this made my year

[LaurenGoBOOM]

I love you.... You have stolen my heart <3

[lindsaytessa]

Mascara or Colossal Lash?

[ShiiBaddxO]

Mascarah the h is silent :)

[hotgirlzzz]

LOL

[xXPPandMCRXx]

Thank you..I appreciated being allowed to gawk at your prettyful hair :D

[96Nathan96]

I actually made a Facebook page for the Lead you on for a week and get blown over the next morning ^_~

[TheNeonLlama]

The ItsKingsleyBitch of makeup. LOVE IT!

[isiartdotcom]

Hi, I know you are busy and hope you don't mind me saying but I loved your look using the NAKED palette. I am recreating this but missed the name of the mascara you used. Looking forward to your next tutorail.

[Jaclyn11495]

lmaoooo i love it

[Nigarific]

muskera. duh.

[attitude7788]

i loathe all makeup tutorials on youtube, shallow pieces of crap, that is, all until today came along

[theycallmeloser]

mascara :D ...

hilarious, btw <3

[HottlikeGeorgia]

LMFAO YOURE SO FUNNY

[Iwuzhere321]

Maskarwa:

Eye kan speel reely gud

[ALFAlyssa1]

I WAS FEATURED IN THIS VIDEO OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGOMGOM­GOMOMG

<3

[ilovegaga11]

your hilarious hahaha

[mko4187]

this was thefunniest video everrr...you are sooo hilarious...You are awesome!

[FaeriesAndWitches]

Contempt to me too? But I love you

</3

[2alicecat]

dang crazy

[rysa11isbeast]

I'm scared...

[Angelchinkyy]

Mascara. Yayyy i cn spell.

[TheYassa]

I would hug the shit out of you. Even if you smack me away, I will keep hugging you

[xxkitkatandhersheys]

Mascara :)

[AeroPosTale781]

Mascara. That was easy.:P

[monical18]

m-a-s-c-a-r-a. & i think it maybelline colossal?

respond back pleaseee!

[talesofdork]

Maskera. I r haz speling.



[LittleDebbie321]

MASCARA ARA.

[ThisIsForNatalie]

Mascara!!!!! GOT IT.

[gerbil545]

@BlueLoveBerries Lol, this is her character. Not to say this isn't her real life, but she's not always angry.

[zeepeople]

44 people don't know how to do a smokey eye

[HarmonicAlchemist]

I could imagine Karkat doing this >.>

[KittyIvie]

Mascara

[epicNat]

*texting and listening to this video*

"...Dark Horse"

*Looks up*

Like the comic book nerd I am xD

[SweetxLovexX]

Covergirl mascara!

[stephaniewonggg]

@SweetxLovexX I think it's the word "colossal" that she says none of us can spell.. Lol

[BlueLoveBerries]

Im gettin worried about u, btw. Can u do atleast one video wen ur happy so tht i know ur not going to kill urself? please...

[kelseythomasson]

@BlueLoveBerries There is one. Search elf jpmetz bright eye

[Audrey403]

The sweet moment when your favorite subreddit links to your favorite youtube!

[GRRR4WR]

Two things.

1) YOU MADE ME CHOKE D: I ALMOST DIED WATCHING THIS VIDEO Dx

2) Mascara :3 See, i did it >:D

[lemoniceluxe]

I just lost the game.

[MakeupJunkie67]

I always apply my makeup with a frown to support Jpmets when she is angry.

[kta156]

"please blend that with a blending brush, if u dont, i will find u"

[sandylovesmakeup]

She is a freakin amazing genius at blogging. There's no one like jpmetz! :]

[kittykatt827]

44 people didn't love your beautiful head of hair. They shall now die in a fire >:D

[WsupppDeborahx]

Not going to lie about how I love this look hahahaha.. better than most of the ones on Youtube regarding the Naked palette

[uzbekman123]

YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT AND IM GOGGING.

[96Nathan96]

I jut created the facebook page its called Lead you on for a week when the day comes don't call me or even show up

[sanctusespiritus96]

holy shit. no words.

[memesurf315]

you just said please O.o .... twicee!

i think you're starting to like us x) my goal in life has been fulfilled<3

[taylorr008]

"before this look just falls apart... just like the rest of my life" hahaha :')

[Iwuzhere321]

OMG My ribs hurt so much from laughter

[deannaRetro]

oh god I love you

[sasukefloyd]

I tried pausing the video and when it paused the video keep play. Does this mean even youtube loves to much to let me do something else while watching this?

[DalekEater14]

macsawra.

[dgliscz]

hilarious.



[Kesam100]

that hair is gray... JK <3

[AndyArtichoke]

I didn't have internet for three months and all I wanted to do was watching your videos. Thankfully, it's back and the world is okay again. <3

[Princessofconverse]

Mascara.

[violinistx100]

I love how you describe anger: seathing, where there's smoke there's fire like my anger that's burning, etc. lol

[x1namanbarabwa]

mascaca

[ItsCherryBomb]

LMAO.... Bentley Blonde mentioned you in a video so I had to check you out.

You're such a pain in the arse and I love it!! LOL Too effing funny.... I've subscribed.

[hjpandora]

mascara the Hell

[teebeartheunicorn]

Uhm... Oh god. I can't figure out how to spell that. M-O-O-S-E-C-A-R-L?

[DevineRose]

I wanted to leave a comment, but I couldn't find the box. Fail.

[VeganBVA]

I <3 you.

[laurenbabbii19]

Macskara. I win.

[XxgamerdavexX]

that awkward moment when minions post the same thing and they are both top comments....

[SirDanyo]

I've watched this probably 20 times, and still laugh uncontrollably at the Match.com membership being a waste of your time (as I feel the same). PREACH.

[121Gecko]

i didn't blend it with a blending brush. please find me :)

[SydneyLeighTV]

You are by far the best at venting with everyone just accepting your insults because you are so epic.

[boojiboy117]

masssskaruh

[xwskikixoxo]

I feel like maybe you're a nice person irl and this is just your internet persona.

[AceBellamanx]

How embarrassing, I feel good about myself.

[chizzlemang]

macsceruh

[walkintovelvet]

pretty much what everyone is thinking and no one wants to say

[Allegorria]

If you don't, I'll find you. One of the most unusual gurus ever :) Like it.

[hannahbamboom]

They only blow you off because they love to see your frown.

[itsAnniehoe]

im not blending my eyeshadows so jpmetz will fine me. :)

[missczrya]

M-A-S-C-A-R-A.

[HariaKaria]

Muskarraah. :)

[ShashaBagOfTacos]

Yuu Look Good In Red. ;D

[Lovekeepsusspinning]

it looked good for more than 2 seconds! i timed it.

[elvendragon]

I don't watch to learn how to do male up up. I hate make up actually. But I love listening to you.

Also - ditto about flaky people. Except it places I apply to that keep doing that. >_>

[TheOPIaddict]

i love you!!!!! can you be my best friend?

[mdnicol]

mascara :)

[meganoconnor1234]

Proud to be a minion!

[aelievense]

I am catching up today <3

[szeredaiakos]

sweet jeeesus. dont forget to breathe! you might faint. :)

[redcorpse]

Not angry enough. ):

[aquagirl626]

i now have to go buy a blending brush... IM SORRY JUSTINE PLEASE DONT HURT ME :( ....!

[TheeLovelyMarissa]

Lovely names for eyeshadows...Who the hell comes up with these names? "Dark Horse"..."Smog" WTF?

[ka51dy]

@TheeLovelyMarissa you must be new.

[blackandwhiteangel13]

Ok you're like discribing my life at the moment

[MiaDepRockRionII]

mascara 

[rbowman1991]

Any guy that would blow off Justine is a jerkoff. I'm not a lesbian, but if you ever decide you want girls, call me.

[BlammmSugnin]

You look a lot better without make up...I'm just saying

[EmmaBee143]

You are the greatest makeup master there is.. AND IF ANYONE THINKS DIFFERENT.. I WILL find them.

[Dummbunniies]

Mascara. 

[ALFAlyssa1]

I put your username in the search box, I spelled it wrong, I am so ashamed...

[MusicalVariety]

Ata girl.

[mrppeetteerr]

plz do a vid about onision and his gf

[checristian1991]

hahaha "been talking to you minions" shes hilarious :P

[arkaeoperix]

I miss you so bad. I don't even nipples, take them, please just upload a new video, I've forgotten how to eat again. )))): </3

[gooochhh]

lmfao. i laugh my ass off everytime i watch your videos.

[nani55jp]

you know it takes more muscles to frown than to smile!!!! :) :( yea you should smile it would reduce ageing

[hazzabananza]

Don't feel the need to post a video. Just show us a picture of your gleaming face in HD. Then us minions will be damn happy.

[gonzified29]

It's like the America Miranda

[cutefluffball]

no matter how angry you are or how much you insult me i cant leave...its like a bad relationship i will NEVER LEAVE YOU JUSTINE!!!!!!

[JustJules791]

Who else thought she was going to say "dark whore" when she said "dark horse"?

[heartbrokenhotel]

this is hilarious xD

she's a natural

[KittyLove89]

You look AmaZing

[mrdarkavocado]

YOU'RE MY FAVORITE.

[blairzpooh93]

i <3 u jpmetz :)

[tawnyinthepink]

just caught up on 07/11...close enough...

[vandercocky]

there, I listened to and rated your damn podcast. HAPPY?

[MacDaddyRandomosity]

@vandercocky bad minion .. you shall not show emotion to the master!

[ALFAlyssa1]

39 people are Shane Dawson.

[djamby]

M... A... S...JPMETZ.

I can't spell anything if you're not in it.

[IamActivelyInsane]

colossal mascara! 

[0626princess11]

I'm dying for you to review Morgan May's music video: I'm So in Like with You!

[hthom44]

mascara!

[ldunbar15]

that awkward moment when minions post the same thing and they are both top comments....

[laura3209dancin]

@ldunbar15 and i dislike it

[laura3209dancin]

mascara <- bam im smart

omg ur hair looks awesome

[ShashaBagOfTacos]

Ive Noticed People Who Draw Things Get The Topped Rated Comment. ~~~~ <-- Its A Snake.

[TheFracket]

Love her...hahahaha

[TheFracket]

Lol