Brother Micah and Sister Elizabeth at UCF

[diyethics2]

never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god and says its absolute truth because its lies and it smells of death. faith is subjective its impossible to say who is right and who is wrong regarding spirituality. atheists might be right and probably are, but that still doesn't give them the right to treat religious people like shit and the same goes for Christians who treat every one like shit!

[Ishbu101]

I've started doing the Howard Dean noise again because of this video in the beginning...LOL

[manabrau]

anybody preaching is an idolater ...

[joakeimmcgrath]

Christian fail at basic human anatomy.

And pretty much all other subjects.

[stebbi94]

She sounds Minnie Mouse.

" IT'S EEEEEEVILOTION"

[EpoNandrolone]

I'm glad i have an anus up my rectum... otherwise i would be sooo full of shit :)

[Ohaiku91]

1:10 Actually, some animals are homosexual...

[ImSnugalicious]

I was gonna go have some hot homosex, but I can't figure out how to get an anus in my rectum.

[yourallbrainwashed]

it was hard to pay attention to the rest of the video after she said anus up your rectum. it just kept repeating over and over in my head.

[GoRodix87]

I loved the sign; FREE HUGS in the background at 02:30 , awesome movement :)

[colerichards6969]

Are we sure these people weren't trolling? This seems unreal.

[JohnXT7]

Evilotion ROFL

[ShivaDea]

Wait wait wait! What is his wife doing out in the world, expressing an opinion?!?! She should be back home, sterilizing the kid's diapers and ironing his shirts!!

And it's a serious expression of the kindness of humanity that these people haven't been beaten into coma by now.

[sroualdz]

Why dont Australian universities get any entertaining wierdoes like this?

[xephyr1000]

This is what happens when people remain uneducated... saying "having an anus up your rectum"... #LOL

[TheMiamiRockStar]

okay you know what,id be lying if i said that Sister Elizabeth doesnt kind of turn me on.there-i said it,deal with you bastards!

[philosophywhoredom]

professor johnson in the philosophy department cast a demon out of this man.

[Mehmegadude]

ITS IIIIIIIVEL!!!!!

[GoldenCenturion]

35 people have anuses in their rectums.

[RadimirWackytov]

Technically speaking, it WOULD be very unhealthy to have an anus up your rectum, as that would involve the butthole reverse-prolapsing onto itself, so that the anus is located in the same general area as the rectum would normally be. I am very sure that the Surgeon-General would at least recommend that you see a doctor.

[buefyYT]

ahahahhahahahahahaha You and your thug ways!

[Water4Jeremiah]

Every preacher has one visible weakness. Brother Micah's is his hair loss. Just saying.

[Duster36]

Fuck off lad, Jesus had long hair and wore a dress, maybe he was gay.

[FuroraCeltica]

@Duster36 actually Jesus did not have long hair, we know this because St Paul condemned long hair in men, and wouldn't have done so had Jesus been long haired

[Arkticus]

@FuroraCeltica Yeah well, St. Paul didn't actually meet Jesus accoarding to the bible, so Paul didn't know. I mean, isn't Jesus traditionally potraid as having long hair? But again, this is just one more silly contradiction in a book that we know is the infallible word of a god...

... oh wait.

[FuroraCeltica]

@Arkticus Jesus is traditionally portrayed as having long hair, but traditional art is not something to base eternal truth on

[Arkticus]

@FuroraCeltica Oh wait now I've got it! It's the artists way of going around the silly little thing known as the 3rd Commandment, which forbids any and all icons. So instead of Jesus they potraid some random dude with long hair so he wouldn't be confused with Jesus. It all make sense!

...but wait, aren't these exact images the ones that are used in every day worship? Whoops.

[FuroraCeltica]

@Arkticus you are correct in saying the artists shouldn't be making images

[acts238111]

EVILoution!!! lol

[Aerlenbach]

This guy came to FGCU yesterday!

/watch?v=U1ENxR6qASw

[joshpeace23]

Wow this guy is just like Chris chan

[OweGod]

I was masturbating

[KakashiHatake2121]

It's not evolution it's EEEEEEEEilution. XD

[PhilosophySlut]

Professor Johnson in the Philosophy Department at UCF cast a demon out of this man.

[MeerkatOfInfinity]

Free Hugs

[sellysel08]

FALSE PROPHET!!!

[Leadman1989]

this is what you call a real life troll

[1995DLB]

One of ya'll should have seduces Sister Elizabeth

[nitenursestat]

Did anyone notice how his wife says evil? It sounds a lot like a witch to me...

[cookietoad21]

0:54

"...You will all likewise perish!"

"I DON'T WANNA GO TO PARIS."

I laughed so hard, oh god.

[PKBitchGirl]

I stick an anus up my rectum all the time

[rechick14]

omg this dude is fuckin crazy!!!

[rpaslux]

"Stop checking me out!!"

Oh My ... Mind.

What an hypocrite. He's all judgemental about others but as soon as someone points out he's fat, which would make him seem like a glutton ( which is fact ) he gets all angry and yells "Don't judge me" ( " Stop checking me out! " ).

I seriously hope if Heaven exists he goes there and only finds people he hates. He's being so judgemental that I really think he deserves it. [ Not that anyone has proof of existence of Heaven and Hell ... ]

[ndonnelly883]

How does he know jesus didn't have any tattoos

[violetsarntblue]

"-it's EVIL-EVILUTION!!" oh wow how'd she come up with that one? lol so smart

/sarcasm

[TheBELIGARCIA]

THEY ARE SO WRONG GOD LOVES EVERYONE AND IS A FORGIVINING GOD THIS GUY AND LADY ARE JUDGE MENTAL AND IF THEY WANT TO TELL PEOPLE OF GOD LIKE THAT, THIS IS NO WAY TO APPROACH PEOPLE BY JUDGING THEM AND CRITASIZING THEM AND CALLING NAMES. THEY REALLY DONT NEED TO PREACH.

[Jakeybabe100]

so, if god loves everyone....why does the bible insist on condemning ....everyone?

an anus in a rectum.......lulz

[Sparkythedog2008]

1 Timothy 2 Verse 12: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."

Doesn't Mica's wife read the bible...come on now.

[rpaslux]

@Sparkythedog2008

she probably knows exactly when to ignore what is written there, which is, I think, what many religious people do.

[aquibes]

This its so wrong.. how can people be so self-centered and ignorant.. i feel terribly bad for them..but i guess if they're happy preaching and thinking like that let them be..

[FunkyHazelNutz]

eeeeeevil

it's eeeeeevil.

They got the whole bible and the preachings of Jesus

all wrong.

Who are they fooling?

[chross1984]

"an anus up your rectum" lol. that lady got a good edjimucation and doesn't have any dain bramage.

[DaveLeet]

How do these people survive? I mean, who pays them?

[HazyAlex]

rofl!!!! an anus up your rectum... way to drop the ball there... hahahaha...

[StewieGriffin44]

An anus in my rectum? Oh god no.

[Dunnyrocks10]

Not Ear rings. Oh please not ear rings. Rofl.

[3HumpingKamels]

i so wish micah would come up to ndsu i would like to have a chat with him...

[morpheus8624]

I think 3:22 might qualify Brother Micah among one of the whitest people on the planet.

[sheepbleep]

lol... its eeeeevil :D christians and athiests alike.. runaway!

[bleepu12144]

AWWW I JUST MASTURBATED BEFORE I WATCHED THIS IM GOING TO HELL :(

[RICHARDTOMLEY10WHARF]

ahh ive seen him before hes the cunt who fucked that chap on deliverance ,squeal ,squeal like a pig [,someones stolen my anus ]

[tron81]

evilution. lol

[OhMySavy]

FYI to the guy in the pink shirt, animals can be, and are in some instances, be gay.

[DynamicScherzo]

Oh god please someone just ram a big fat dick up his ass

[weezyzlady601]

I love having anuses in my rectum... I love Jesus.

[Nick4563880]

Wow, kinda wanna go to hell now

[littlelegspcb]

HAHAHAH go home and masturbate

[watermelonandpotato]

It's EEEEEEEEEEEEvil!

[larsjake]

I love Orlando, always something to do!

[bigzam1]

Woo Boards of Canada!

[badtown88]

Haha people have to stop taking folks like this seriously. 99% of people can tell that they're nujobs. Don't worry about the 1%, they're not worth your time.

[chross1984]

this guy is a complete idiot, but his wife's voice feels like a drill bit in my temple

[seventhlostgal]

His preeching makes me think of the man who died next to Jesus. The guy who had committed crimes horrible enough to be killed for (not sure what they were but they were probably worse then showing his elbows). He accepted Jesus in the last second of his life and Jesus told him that he would be in Heaven with him. I'm sorry, but I think that sort of buts heads with EVERYTHING he's saying.

[indigoAlice]

Sounds like hell's going to be a great party... See you all there!

[SuperAkebono]

Hey, this guy's a total poser! Brother Jed already had this gig down cold in the early 90's.

[GreD1Shon]

dude, those views aren't Christian. They're stupid.

[LawfulNeutral000]

wait wait... anus... up your rectum? OMG ROLF!!! Anatomy fail!

[minizahra]

haha, my bro was telling me about this guy. He's crazy!! xDD

[xpeacockx]

BEYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH !!!!

[Matuestatue]

Wish I had an anus up my rectum.

[wolfman49er]

this is almost theatre

gangster rappers just great

he called micah fat

no cake for the preacher

[aaronlikesalex]

i think it's a fake brain washed

[schlaghappy]

every time i walked past that guy there was a huge crowd around him arguing. I could never understand why people just didnt walk past him because if no one talked to him he would eventually just leave.

[GayForJC]

yea but thats entertaining

[timfidotru]

@schlaghappy

Because he is a funny clown.

[Vettemaster7]

"Sir, sir, you're fat, isn't gluttony a sin?"

Smartest comment there coming from a sea of idiot teenagers.

[Softballdragonfly]

People often are like "well no one is forcing these people to listen." but honestly....if i was religious and he was out there completely misrepresenting my holy book....id be fucking pissed.

I mean...I would argue with him out of sheer frustration....if nothing else...

So I mean I see where these kids are coming from. Plus...everyone loves drama...hahah

[ayemblazin]

you've gotta wonder if there are people who just go around doing this for their own entertainment at this point

[sidescrollin]

dude if all the gangster rappers and rockin rollers are going to hell then heaven is gonna sound pretty boring.

[kamakzeninja]

lol they were at UF today, he called all the girls crack whores even the none slutty ones

[pockettaco]

its hazardous....to have an ANUS up your RECTUM....XD!!! This woman is fucking nuts

[chross1984]

these two should play in a good roda. then maybe they wouldn't be so angry. thats just my opinion though.

[LordScreech]

"its EVIL, its EVIL."

shes EVIL, shes EVIL. my God, those two people sicken me....

[harrywsu]

FREE HUGS :D

[rjky1986]

yaw!

[willydee]

GET YOUR ANUS OUT MY RECTUM!

[filterbryn]

omg! why don't we have people like that in denmark!

i'd love to have a dude like that. that's better than tv!

[zacky89]

haha in maalov where i live,

we have a crazy church,

where they dont believe in medicine and doctors.

havent you seen

Operation X on Tv 2. ;-p

[filterbryn]

oh yeah that's true, i remember :D

they were kinda fucked up :p

[whosfirat]

Wow just wow.

[grinerizer]

STOP CHECKING ME OUT!!!! hahaha

[TheGamerr]

If people like that are going to heaven, It's going to be pretty tolerable in hell.

[TheOmnizen]

EVILOUTION EVILOUTION OMG XD his wife is fucking hilarious omg I would love to just give this guy a big hug roflcopter

[mbeckwith146]

an anus up your rectum?! WHAT A DUMBASS!! HAHAHAHA

[skiddymarkson]

this guy should be burned to death

[zacky89]

Thats an evil comment,

[skiddymarkson]

My idiot Roommate posted that.

[IndubitablyandIndeed]

Wow, this guy gives a bad name to....everything.

[bigman1225]

Hahaha, all these kids are so dumb.

I'm sorry, I refuse to accept "Brother Micah" here as anything but an actor part of a large sociology experiment, there is no way this is real, he contradicts Christianity.

[testing88534]

He was at my university. I danced in front of him and he called me a Masturbator. LOL

[1moretour]

The surgeon general will tell you how hazardous to have an anus up your rectom.Wonder about a twit up your twat.Sounds like an ass up a hole to me.

[sweatytoothmadman]

Why is god so worried about our anus?

[metz3962]

Because he probably wants to be the only asshole in the universe.

[guardianreboot]

There is a similar crazy preacher that came to the college I attended in Nebraska. We called him the fountain preacher because he stood on the edge of the schools fountain and yelled at everyone

[metz3962]

If so many people are going to go to Hell, why they Hell god created us anyway?

I'm glad to be an atheist.

[MelchizedekPreist]

whoooo, iam so glad i am anthiest... Escaped hell by the skin of my teeth. whoooo.

[wrasleforjesus]

im glad im an anthiest too. the outcome of my next life will be dependent on the relative truths that are expressed by my beliefs. good thing i dont believe in God too... because then he would exist

[dudebrochilllax]

People like you sucked the fun out of Disney movies

[metz3962]

And there is no Hell, so...lol

[dudebrochilllax]

queer

[KhaosRoseandVixenOf9]

Oh goodness I can't wait for them to come back this year! It's like the freakin circus :P

[shungokustasu]

lmao eviloution...

[gvrainbowz]

I spy a free hugs sign!

[ProtectYourFamily101]

stupid Clowns...bigots

[devanaire]

How do you shove an anus up your rectum?

[metz3962]

It must be something they read in the bable, like the resurrection of the dead or walking on waters lol

[maniazadi]

he was here in george mason yesterday!

[pockettaco]

He was here today too haha. I should know, I'm the one who held the sign up "I'm with Satan"

[punk0mi]

Haha...I was there watching live...this guy is nuts.

[InternetArgument]

Do you have any idea how hazardous it is to your health to have an anus up your rectum?

[cbw1386]

its not evolution, its EEVIL-ution hahaha

[HollyMarieMa]

He comes to GA quite often as well.

[sopudding]

now lets go home and MASTURBATE!!!

[TheRSguideTV]

WOOHOO

[USA3333]

he seems to stay in the south a lot, especially florida.

i like when he said "stop checking me out"

[akriafox]

mr micah jesus did die for a reason and that is so god cab forgive us of our foolish ways so get your head out of your butt becuase the way your acting could keep you from inheriting the kingdom of god

thank you kind sir

bryant thompson

[NoPetrol]

They're two of the few Christians I've met who aren't hypocrites.

[machine4christ24]

the wages of sin is death

[adam161]

his wifes kinda hot

[bluestingerborg]

Yuck!!!!!!!

[lerox22]

lol sir sir your fat

[bluestingerborg]

No i'm not. Hey, stop checking me out.!!!!!!!!

[princeofnerds]

anus up your rectum?

[aka4god]

Actually, these two people are right on that subject. Let him be.

[griff297]

i called up the surgeon general and he said your a dumASS

[hippiekyd416]

"Sir, you're fat. Does that make you a glut?"

LOL!!!

[frankldw1]

he's currently at my campus in cincinnati,oh. This guy is the most ridiculous person ive ever tried to hold a conversation ( not to mention his wife is practically brain dead).

[feebedel]

I'd rather go to hell if heaven is full of people like him

[jesusismybestfriend4]

brother micah is hilarious. i bet his wife swallows.

[thelesbianthespian]

Brother Micah's wife's name is Sister Elizabeth. She called me a vagina licker outside of the MAP building last semester. :D

[cosmosofinfinity]

How can you even have an anus up your rectum?? That dumb bitch doesn't even know what she's talking about!

As for actual anal sex, don't knock it till you try it! ;P

[understudy52]

What music is in this clip? I like it :)

[JohnSTblue]

biggest load of bullshit i've ever heard

[Aearwen1024]

WOO MASTURBATION!

[kitcer]

He's going to goto Hell for not having the slightest fashion sense.

[skyydawg123]

Is this satire? Someone please tell me that people like this do not truly exsist, and that this video was all a really bad dream.

[Caribbeanluck]

ECU > UCF

[monkeychnky7]

watch him go to hell for this..

[pbpng]

He needs to come to Baylor University, the Baptist would tar and feather him...

[KillcrazeWoW]

The ironic thing is that as a past baptist, he's pretty much correct in literal tense. (Assuming the bible is true, he interpreted it right from the Baptist POV.)

[SorthNarolina]

yeah, he came to our university and really pretty much owned everybody who tried to debate him on christian ideals because really he was a more devout christian than anybody else

[KillcrazeWoW]

Yea, he's got it down pat. Too bad he's still stupid.

[deathwing107]

Thank God he hasn't come to our university (although he's likely too, Mine is in Pennsylvania).

They wouldn't debate him, he'd just get shot in the face.

[KillcrazeWoW]

I think he's fucking hilarious.

[Sundance619]

BYAAAAHHHHHH!

[Nadiathenotuninsane]

Whats that I hear? Boards of Canada! Yesssss!

[Omancer]

"The serge himself will tell you how hazardous it is to have an Anus up your Rectum"

EPIC FAIL!

Oh my dear god she is retarded.

[dying2live150]

1:20 WTF?!

[daumari]

Man. I wonder if the Sister will make it on campus, because I'd love to discuss 'evilution' with her...

[god1aj]

haha.. that homosexual was obviously gay and she had to ask...

[TigerGRhymes]

Brother Micah must love masturbating since he likes talking about it so much.

[ChiefPhoenix]

"Anus up your rectum?"

Wow. Just wow.

[woodrowoodrow11]

this man is so dumb. Jesus will forgive us and this guys not perfect, just look in his videos. This stuff makes me so mad!!!

[Sirsethuhphyr]

i agree. christianity is based on love mercy and faith. not pointing fingers and condemning everyone around you. i think he means well, but... he's completely turning all these college students off.

[rockmakers399]

yea

[Bobo2085]

He should be the new spokesman for CamelPak

[joroso17]

not just in FL anymore.. he is at clemson now!