RISK

[iGotGameDoU]

WTF just happened

[mvbot300]

she would have to blow :3

[diplomat1o11]

I dont want to be mean, but man your luck is NASTY!!!!

[dannymcmuffin1]

this vid is soooo sad

[MrJJBoy777]

that was retarded

[shane1234567654321]

omfg

[PWNDinyoface]

Why is an old man playing risk with two girls who are much younger than him? XD

[55David]

@PWNDinyoface . Because they are my kids ....silly

[mcfrandy]

lol

[wwefan12372]

الله اكبر

[thisvampireheart1]

HAHA velcro wallet!!! CLASSIC lol

[jakeandethan1]

@thisvampireheart1 i was just about to say something about that hahah

[TheChristmasFan]

I lost best friends playing risk, that's how intense it is

[55David]

@TheChristmasFan LOL.  The story is based on my ex-wife.

[halojam2202]

where3s my 20 bucks cuz i no what happend

[55David]

@halojam2202 LoL.  Kids have it ALL!!

[ILoveScratchBattles]

wuv ya

[Iwebguru]

lol nice

[55David]

Thanks!!

[evilcanadian43]

i got halo wars risk how do i play

[naterd00d]

love the vid

[55David]

Thank you very much.  I appreciate that.

[benblue3]

thats not risk

[Iwebguru]

@benblue3 ummmmmm yeah it is

[benblue3]

does not look anything like it

[EdmEchoes]

That is OLD risk, but it IS Risk.

[dthom6814]

no serously mr. 55david, this was suckish acting and a "ghastly" script.

[55David]

Well... obviously the kids and I were just trying to have a little fun. I am pleased it stirred you to such a fever pitch that you were overwhelmingly driven to comment. "serously" LOL

[ILoveScratchBattles]

@55David Lose...Lose...Lose...Loo-zer! AUGHHHHH!

[ILoveScratchBattles]

@55David lol do you like subscribers? And go to my channel.

[dthom6814]

worst vid ever  -1,000,000 / 5 stars

[55David]

Actually, being the worst EVER is not so bad.  Being the 735th worst would be ghastly.

[ev1lcupcak3]

lol i love this vid, makes me think of when I played risk with my little brother

[ghostdawg13]

4:28 Hot XD

[RDShoes2]

lol 2:10 whos ur daddy now! We will see about that :O

[00Andreas00]

Haha that sounds weird XD

[rx882]

poor dad mean girls nice vid

[Riskro]

Very good video.

[55David]

Thank you. I appreciate you watching and the generous feedback

[akilla2007]

the peices are cubes? i never seen this version

[55David]

Hello - it's a facsimile of the original Risk game I used to play as a kid. Thanks for watching

[Riskro]

thasts the original wood pieces.

[55David]

Thanks for the comment! I really appreciate it. I am using the wooden box set you mention. It reminded me of my childhood when my family played that version. The film is based on a true story. Thanks again

[Angel187666]

Just wanted to say that I really enjoyed this video, it was hilarious! Out of curiousity, what ruleset do you use when you play? I have the set which comes in a wooden box which was released a couple of years ago with the original board art and wooden pieces. That had the 1959 ruleset. The other set I use is the Risk Bookshelf Game which uses rules which came out in 2006 according to the copyright. That set uses the new pieces and new board art along with a gold colored cavalry piece.

[roflpancakes]

girl in the yellow shirt is hot

[ILoveScratchBattles]

@roflpancakes her name is torie

[MoonTrigger1]

Yes she is...yes, she, is :drool:

[pivotspain]

@roflpancakes no

[323337911]

how old is she?

[SubTukkZero]

Haha aww that's unfortunate. You guys should invite me to play Risk with you. I LOVE the game.

[greentrigger]

"I'm thinking!" 1 second later "o.k".

[studmuffffffin]

I hate luck sometimes.

[norik0]

ooomg this vid is so true.. when u completely out play someone.. and just continuously roll shittly.. ive gotten tripple snake eyes so many times

good vid guys

[dom1785]

if the girl went to my girls and did the loseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer thing they would have been sent home with bruises everywere and hay i want a nutter-butter to :(

[RaiderFan92]

I want to play risk so bad. I have Risk and Risk:Lord of the Rings. But with my minor OCD, I keep thinking about how it will break or Ill loose peices. So I just look up Risk stuff on the internet. Its almost as good.

[55David]

We appreciate the view. Good luck with your Risk quest.

[silviqw]

lol The girl torie is beautiful :)

[55David]

Thanks for watching.

[1deadcell1]

I totally agree with petehick

[55David]

See below ;-)

[petehick]

no offence to the girls but this game is better played by a big group of 6 lads with plenty of beer, pizza, doritos, cigars, pompous hats that make you look like Napoleon and banter!

also it looks better when you play with the little plastic soldiers and cannons etc rather then the wooden blocks

[55David]

Not wanting to video tape to misconstrued, due to their age, we put the beer and cigars off camera. However, the pompous Napoleon hats is a great idea! Thanks.

[grifferman]

Ye gods, it's like watching someone having their teeth pulled out.

Longest game I've played - 27 hours. That was a fun night...

[55David]

A fun night for 27 hours? hmm... LOL thanx for watching.

[RandomCatFilms]

hahahahah when the dad freaks out is the best

[55David]

Generally this is typical behavior on my part and I am deep into my 3rd year of psychoanalysis. Thanks for watching.

[ev1lcupcak3]

this reminds me of when I used to play risk...I dont anymore its 5% skill 95% luck and the little kids always team up and p00n te smart people

If I play risk its a more advanced version like LOTR risk which more like 20% skill 80% luck so I got a better chance to win still its stupid when you win or lose really easily because of luck

[55David]

Sadly, I lack the luck and have no skill. Thanks for watching.

[RenegadePIge]

So true, Risk is like 20% strategy and 80% emotional if you're playing with friends or family (don't forget the 99% luck). I always win when I'm attacking a large army with a large army, but when I attack with 12 against 2, it ends up with me getting humiliated.

[55David]

In truth, this vid was based on a true incident that I was witness to. It wasn't quite as gentle as this recreation though! Thank you very much for watching.

[NadrianATRS]

why don't old men get the hint that they look really retarded with long hair like a horse? if you're getting older, try CUTTING YOUR HAIR, that way u can stop trying to convince people u think you're still 25 years old living in OC

[55David]

OK smarty pants, what's my favorite color?

[Ghym]

orange

[cllanhyuuga]

blue!

[55David]

very close

[cllanhyuuga]

teal!

[cllanhyuuga]

magenta!

[Blashada]

Cool a new form of bribery from inside the family, I'm just waiting for the moment when 20 bucks becomes 20 G's.

[55David]

The time is now! Thanks for watching.

[lakersfan16]

wow.... you guys are dumb. I am not quite sure how this could have been any more insipid

[55David]

I LOVE that word.. insipid.  Great word,

[YoshiTheBlue]

I loved the ending.

[55David]

I appreciate the feedback. Thank you very much for watching.

[zer0nyne]

haha, that was good.

[55David]

Thank you very much. I appreciate the feedback.

[westnam]

lol did u guys make the pices and stuff? cool!

[55David]

No, Parker Bros. put out a bunch of vintage editions of their classic games i.e. Monopoly, Risk and Sorry. It looks just like the version I had as a kid. When I saw the Risk game in the store I HAD to have it! Thanks

[westnam]

lol thanks for the clearficaton.... or what ever um.. thanks for making it clear :P thanks

[hughlaw1]

good video 55david its nice that you included your kids aswell keep it up:)

[55David]

I am grateful for the comments. The kids and I enjoy making movies together. It's a hobby we enjoy as a family. The kids love to act and bug me to make up more stories they can star in! Brats! Lol.  Thanks for watching.

[Jameswynne1]

I really liked that

[55David]

I am very pleased that you enjoyed the Vid. We have a few more planned. I appreciate your feedback and thanks for watching.

[vanjacake]

That was kind of cool.

[55David]

I appreciate the feedback and for your time. Thanks for watching.

[Heikii]

NO!!! Don't listen to your father, stay out of my dear Scandinavia!!!

[55David]

No one is sacrosanct when it comes to Risk. Thanks for watching.

[Heikii]

hehe, I guess thats right:P

[cooldude8870]

lol i hate when the odds are with you and u lose like 4 manz to 1 =\

[55David]

I am convinced the odds are NEVER with me! Lol. Thanks for watching.

[cooldude8870]

lol u gotta rely on strategy then =\ some1 with no strategy nd pure luck cud win at this game which sux

[TheDirector4]

Am I the only one that didn't think this was funny?

[55David]

No, unfortunately many thought the film was crap. However, the kids and I had fun making the movie and wanted to share it. I am working on my technique and am trying to improve. I had a chance to watch a few of your films and thought they were very well done. Good luck to you and all your endeavors. Thanks for watching, David

[ddorent]

lol that was funny , happened to me so many times

[55David]

Too many times!  We must keep slogging along. Thank you very much for watching.

[scholar321]

i love risk, but no one plays...

[55David]

Thank you for watching, I really appreciate it. If you're ever in the neighborhood, I'll play some Risk with you. Good luck my friend.

[irishman0]

Hah, Whew. That's gotta suck. Wish I had friends who liked Risk. Was just a waste of money for me.

[55David]

Thank you very much for watching.  I understand you can play Risk online now. . . If you can't rope your friends into playing.

[jeebs15]

was that a bootleg risk?

[55David]

No, it's just like the game I had as a kid.  Parker Bros. put out a bunch of vintage editions of their classic games i.e. Monopoly, Risk and Sorry. When I saw the Risk game in the store I HAD to have it! Thanks- David

[jeebs15]

cool

[Lureboy]

Hehehe

[55David]

Hohoho

[Challenger305]

Hahaha, too funny. I tried getting my 2 little cousins to play risk the other day, but it was almost impossible to teach them. They are just so much more interested in playing their xbox 360. :P.

David, next time show your daughters who's boss!

[55David]

Thank you very much, I appreciate the feedback. I can't win against those two. They're like a broken drum, they can't be beat!

[cavour6]

Hi 55David

Well you've got fans in Surrey, UK.  We love this short. I like the cool pace and the split screen is effective. As a risk player I KNOW that frustration. My two children quote from it endlessly - 'who's your daddy now?' and 'loser' are the faves. Keep it up David!

[55David]

Thank you very much for the feedback. It really made my day! I am pleased you enjoyed the video. The girls and I love making them. This particular video seems to be the most popular. Actually it's based on a game that I was involved with when I was a kid. Again, I am very grateful for your comments. -David

[LCHSbaseballer]

U SUCK 55DAVID!!!

[55David]

You again? Wow.

It's true, I may suck as a filmmaker, however you seem like a creepy pathetic little man lurking and grunting beneath the cloak of cyberspace.

[paliden10]

LMAO, so dark, lol love ur vid man, i love risk... played it all my life

[xaxrelicx]

haha YEEE i love this game. risk rocks, definately one of the best strategy games ever. This vid has some funny bits too. What makes it funny is the dad is exactly like mine when we play.. he thinks hes hitler or something

[55David]

Hitler? Nah, I'm Napoleon!

[xaxrelicx]

too true.

[GamePro1992]

I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET haha seriously no comment..

[LCHSbaseballer]

This is the Dumbest thing in the world!!

Its not even as intresting as watching grass grow!

Its like watching grass be grass!!

Thnx 4 wasting my time!

[55David]

This is the second time you've left feedback. I get it. You don't like it. Watch something else. Grass perhaps.

[Fordani1994]

Ha Ha Well DONE 55David!!!!

[Fordani1994]

This vid is funny.

[55David]

Thanks for watching.

[Fordani1994]

No prob. And are you going to make any more like this one?

[55David]

I have others, but they're not quite like this one. If you're interested go to my link: 55David. There are 3 more shorts. Thanks again.

[SaveTheWhales5]

hahaha I liked that

[55David]

I appreciate the feedback. Thank you.

[teddy12012Y]

haha n i love when she say : whattevaa and then lose lose lose n then he freak out hahahaha xD!!!

[teddy12012Y]

tori ur hot and the video is heaps fun xD!! hahah i did the same the first time i played it lmao

[Fordani1994]

Risk is ace, but this video sucks.. but the part where he goes rage is funny.

[alexrogers70]

this video sucks...you know you all agree

[rrrtttaaarrrddd]

the girls aint hot

[teddy12012Y]

tori is

[dmed312]

Wow! What is the point of this video?

[55David]

The Point is: The movie is based on an incident that happened to me as a kid. The girls and I enjoy making movies and want to share them. Sometimes they work, sometimes not. At least e gave it a good go. Thanks for watching.

[dmed312]

Wow, how old is that game? It looks like a really old version. Well, its a funny video.

[luisfernando05]

see 00:33 it looks like a pig

[Bowler51]

my risk game isnt like this but its also over 20 years old

[LOLcofee]

lol nice vid but you guys shood get the new risk with figurines not blocks.

[Jmember80]

bhest video ever omg i luahg too much and the girls are hot and the dad is funny"!

[clo2121]

Nothing related to video, but what is jmember?? is it a fan club? CAN I JOIN?? plz me

[Jmember80]

Hey, of course you can join, you only need to pay 20$ and thats it you are in. It is a bitch club where you have fun all night long. Girts in video are also invited and dad can be the driver. Thanks.

[dmed312]

Wow, your daughters are greedy.

[colacho17]

COngratulations, you have a pretty daughter, and a very old RISK. I hate when all players fight against me...

[boristhespiderman]

thats an old risk board you may want to think about updatting

[Shinlink]

i once took out like 10 men with one guy in Madagascar. my last standing troop.

[hit4me4]

what a strange family

[elnitrolezama]

me gusta la chama de camisa amarilla: "Irkust is mine!!" jejejeje

[LOLcofee]

ummm........if your gunna post a comment do it in english.

[Jmember80]

who are yuo for telling opther people how to put comments.... eres un tonto idiotaa cara de pepino que se lo mete por el hueco

[StinkymouseM]

yeah who tf do u think you are!.... vete a la mierda

[oxyking]

comment in english guys.

[GirlyMan321]

taht was the stupidest thing i have ever seen!!!

that was a waist of 5 min of my life!

[methariel]

lol

pretty girl, btw

[LCHSbaseballer]

that was SO boring and dum

WASTE OF MY TIME

[vincenthurts]

lol that cracked me up hahaha. awesome clip! lol.. HAHAHAHAha

[kantarellkvinnan]

Hehe

I love RISK except when people team against me :)

[MattsUserName]

Tori is really cute =]

[alexhaz64]

ah, i've been there... luck was not on my side

[ravenclawtom]

LOL, them dice are rigged

[BosSpyda]

"This is my business, Jess."

that actually made me lol

[IAmSoPhat]

die! DIE IN A MOFO HOLE ps i love ur silver long hair i imagine it would keep us warm on those long winter nites xx

[zelda55master]

retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[paliden10]

is that risk an earlyer virsion?

[55David]

No, it was a facsimile edition of the early Risk game, the one I remember as a kid.

Thanx

[BlazinSquadron]

can sumbody here teach me how to play risk, i dont have it yet, but its a pretty cool game!!:)

[paliden10]

go o hasbro dot com slash risk then go to the link called rules ok man?

[BlazinSquadron]

thx:)

[WanderingCree]

amusing

[CroatSerbBar]

USTASA

[noxtheking]

cool video, it's good that you're getting your kids involved.

[molinabro1]

I love Risk but my friends hate it

[TieLandProductions]

burn your friends..BURN THEM ALLL!!!

[AssyMcDoodle]

WAHOOO!! RISK ROCKS!!!

[christjewells]

I have the version with the dudes that have bayonets and the cavalry had swords. It was pretty hazardous to grab the dudes out... stabbing me... they didn't want to go to war. I should have put bush in charge to force war through.

[crazydude1331]

this video sux .. the older girls hot

[Bmaster25]

o yeah, and the father looks like George Carlin

[He11sAnge1]

w w w dot ewarzone dot com

[Kolran]

he means risk2warzone,zoomshare,com