And who gives a care about anyone who finds it offensive? They're either a: a terrorist, in which case die for all I care, or b: they overly "politically-correct" nutheads. Not a lot of winners there.
those soilders shot me dead the only thing that i have left is the towel upon my head i used to be a man but every time i cough thanks to uncle sam my nuts keep falling off my bombing days are done i need to find some work perhaps it is safer as a convienient store knife clerk OH jingle bombs jingle bombs i think i got screwed dont laugh at me because im dead OR ILL KILL UUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back i have a nasty plan for christmas to iraq i got to checkpoint a but not to checkpoint b thats wen i got shot in the ass by the us military jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up u c were all diversions that bin laden promised me
Ahahahaha, its so funny! xD
Vaagen483 3 years ago
"and thanks for dressing like crap for my show!"
noonevincecarterfan 4 years ago
that woz frikkin awsum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLZLAWLZ
Worminator10 4 years ago 3
I wanna hear SILENCE night!
DarkZeonix 4 years ago 6
I too
GgFish06121994 4 years ago
I've got good news and bad news,
the bad news is I've got Turkeys blood,
the good news is I've it on my car
GgFish06121994 4 years ago
hello boys 5 times on the same time achmed that's funny:D :P
GgFish06121994 4 years ago 4
I love Papa Gates <3 then with Achmed? <3 Beauty
Raiye 4 years ago 4
lmfao
Coffeeboy08 4 years ago 3
i kill you lol
uny99 4 years ago 4
i got thru checkpoint A, but not thru checkpoint b, thats when i got shot in the ass by the US military. lol!
Meh101 4 years ago 4
Hey you know that xbox game Guitar Hero? Haha, I kick your ass! -Guitar Playing- Ok Maybe at Halo....
xD So freaking Hilarious!!
15rawr15 4 years ago 6
خنزير
malangi1978 4 years ago
need air.. can't breath... laughing too hard...
Gabrieloakk 4 years ago 3
You know that xbox game "Guitar hero" ? hehe i kick your ass !
Ok, maybe on Halo :D :D :D i laughed my ass off.
SILENCE!!!!night ;D
x4osaz 4 years ago 6
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O Rly?
i kick (your) arse at Guitar hero :D
can u handle Expert?
Maikelniks 4 years ago
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it's not racist
he's just mking parody of a suicide bomber
jeez
people need to stop with all the racist BS
FrankieGrasshoppa 4 years ago
i think he was referring to a joke that achmed made, you should pay attention before commenting fo real
diancamus 4 years ago 6
they are repeating the part in the video. dumbass
Nikitaguy 4 years ago 5
Cool :D \m/
Emachka5 4 years ago
very funny but kinda bad
strbasketballchick 4 years ago
and then my favorite SILENCE! night freaking hilarious
diancamus 4 years ago 7
Achmed the dead terrorist say: I KILL YOU
GgFish06121994 4 years ago 3
Thanks to Uncle Sam My Nuts Keep Falling off.... :DDD
jazzi112 4 years ago 3
hey u know that guitar game guitar hero ha i kik ur ass ok howbout halo
Dman0220 4 years ago
"Hooo!!! Jingle bombs! Jingle bombs ! I think i got screwed ! Don't laugh at me because i dare or i kill you ! I KILL YOU !!!
0136784100 4 years ago
Don't you you mean Ohhh.....
spnjoseph 4 years ago
your a stupid guy
GgFish06121994 4 years ago
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Funny to some, racist and offensive to others keep that in mind
Dfwtdruid 4 years ago
And who gives a care about anyone who finds it offensive? They're either a: a terrorist, in which case die for all I care, or b: they overly "politically-correct" nutheads. Not a lot of winners there.
danielsferguson 4 years ago 9
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i think i pee on my pants too much laughing =)))) loll lool loooll :)))))
al3xxxJC 4 years ago
very hilarious!!! lol =D
judiv17 4 years ago 5
We love you Achmed! KILL US! When its Christmas can you come and sing some Christmas carols for me pls? I would like to hear SILENCE night!
chrisnlara 4 years ago 7
"he don't know he does drugs"
Connerz1985 4 years ago 6
SILENCE night
ChrPiggel 4 years ago 6
Achmed is SOOOOO awesome!!!
The guitar guy was Brian Haner!!!
darkinmyheart333 4 years ago 6
hilarious
sennz 4 years ago 7
OMG Brian Haner, HA HA And I Mean...Achmed!!! Like, Made My Day. I hated Christmas until this moment.
darkbuddha123 4 years ago 4
Yay!!
Fullmetal1890P 4 years ago 6
achmed the best! "thanks for dressing like crap for my show"
Supradozadenebunie 4 years ago 3
fuck this was hillarious!!! xD
GrezMetallica 4 years ago 4
"Ooh holy crap, i think i blew my foot off!" i love it!
CMG2011 4 years ago
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brian haner, synyster gates' dad haha. an yeh, proper awsum.
lifessymphony 4 years ago
i guess i wasn't the only one who noticed that then huh??
krazy4VilleValo165 4 years ago
SILENCE, night
zeldadude77 4 years ago 5
"SILENCE...night!"
"...ok...maybe at Halo" priceless!!! :D
like zhenoob said...Achmed, FTW! :D
daemon01d 4 years ago
Love you Jeff- That made my holiday week!
LisaJMoore 4 years ago
achmed rox
APiratezLife4Me91 4 years ago
hahahaha I love Achmed xD
LittleLadyRebel 4 years ago
Brilliant, just brilliant! =D
Omii93 4 years ago
ACHMED FTW! :D
zhenoob 4 years ago
those soilders shot me dead the only thing that i have left is the towel upon my head i used to be a man but every time i cough thanks to uncle sam my nuts keep falling off my bombing days are done i need to find some work perhaps it is safer as a convienient store knife clerk OH jingle bombs jingle bombs i think i got screwed dont laugh at me because im dead OR ILL KILL UUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
randomrandomofdoom 4 years ago
mistake it should be virgins bin laden promised me
randomrandomofdoom 4 years ago
it's "convienient store night clerk"
a knife clerk doesn't make much sense now does it?
preske 4 years ago
dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back i have a nasty plan for christmas to iraq i got to checkpoint a but not to checkpoint b thats wen i got shot in the ass by the us military jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up u c were all diversions that bin laden promised me
randomrandomofdoom 4 years ago
WOOPS double mistake it should be where r all the virgins bin laden promised me!
randomrandomofdoom 4 years ago
not diversions "where are all the virgins"
templertr 4 years ago
w00t go achmed
BeAnUs20110 4 years ago
HAHAHA Good Job Achmed!!!! You could kick his ass in Halo!!! LOL Jingle Bombs!!!!
SamusEric 4 years ago
I AM FUCKING LOLING! *rolls on the floor*
TigerMilitia 4 years ago
haha i love this jingle bombs
u no that xbox game guitar hero? i kick ur ass
(plays) ok mabey halo
hiphopangeldnc 4 years ago
i love this!!! i am so favoriting this
singingislife18 4 years ago 2
Wesołych Świąt! Santa Achmed is the winner.
Richardo2401 4 years ago
this is funny
angelbabieprincess 4 years ago 3