Scotty's Masturbation

[maryme4ever]

What was he really talking about?

[shadjazz]

I miss scotty

[hvale2k5]

40 times a year is way way way less.....

[mskittychic79]

Only 40 times a year?? LOL

[tryithere]

And he thought Captain Kirk was a jerk off. Who knew he meant it as a compliment.

[DavidPennable]

these damn Klingon crystals , we'd have better luck with lemons or potatoes.

[TheHealthJunkie]

Scotty loves to jerk off. Wow.

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

aye, cap'n! i ca'not give yeh moor powah!!!!

[Regdot]

Excellent joke!

[SpocksCockBarf]

Illogical. Scotty would not succumb to the Vulcan mind meld. I tried to brain wash him into sucking the barf outta my cock whenever Kirk said "We need more power!".

[TheRealGayMcCoy]

Scotty's bagpipe is flacid and chaffed from years of a vicious cock-punching addiction and it's as clean as an Aberdeen sewer pipe. Nine out of ten Doctors agree, Vulcan cockbarf tastes remarkably comparable to the Captains log.

[SpocksCockBarf]

Doctor, your illogic continues to make my green blood boil. I'll see you and Jim in my quarters later. Bring a tri-corder. I like the feel of it vibrating up my dung cannon.

[WillShatHere]

I'LL BET HE LOVES SPOCK'S COCK TOO

[Opiatist]

Captain! The engines are about to Blow!!!

R.I.P Scotty!!!

[MisterMisc]

I call B.S.!!!

Only 30 to 40 times a YEAR?! That's only once every 9 days. Who the hell can hold out that long?!?! No wonder all that "love" comes pouring out at him after over a week!

[GomerDose]

"I need more LOTION Captain!!" fap fap fap

[ELECTRAfied26]

skeox, what's your problem with spelling?

[skeox]

Rip Poor James Doohan. He was a Great man, and he talks about how he saved a girl, who whanted to kill herself.

[MisterMisc]

30-40 times a year is not that much to flog the ferengi.

[man8785]

What the fuck is wrong with the people who don't think this is funny? Grow up.

[Treblaine]

BLASPHEMY!!!

How fucking DARE you have a sense of humour! Leave Britney-I-mean-Scotty alone!

Seriously though I gave the video 1 star not because it was tacless or insensitive, this is the internet people... it was simply a lame joke.

Try harder next time.

[jamesmcburnie]

Disgusting. Have some respect for the dead.

[Kingelessar1]

I flagged this video. Everyone else should too. Not funny.

[fresh1306]

this is not funny

[Pwnagemerchant]

RIP scotty

[Pallindrom27]

You should be ashamed.

[spiderbyte101]

Fucked up but funny.

[MisterMisc]

This is clever, funny, educational, entertaining, and true!

[ARMORC0RE]

You do realise he's talking about having saved the life of a young girl who had contemplated suicide. What a classless thing to do with that film. If u made one for sum1 else maybe but not Scotty!! Cmon!! you can see all your getting is hate mail why don't you remove this shit from You Tube..... how dare you... asshole.

no one puts scotty in a corner. It's not clever, it's not funny, it's not educational, it's not entertaining, and it's not true.

[ninpo2006]

He should have done this video about Sulu not Scotty.

[rebwanz]

Armorcore, he saved a suicidal girl 30-40 times a year?!?!

[ELECTRAfied26]

No no, he was referring the the very LAST sentence which I just threw on there last minute. "That's the best thing I've ever done in my life." That was referring to the suicidal girl who he told to come see him at conventions and then went on to become an engineer, I think. The first part is REALLY funny because I completely didn't know what he was talking about when he first said it ("It's the greatest feeling in the world"), since he only qualified it AFTER the fact. Hence, this video.

[rebwanz]

I was joking... I got it...

[Blankfrack]

You do realise he's talking about having saved the life of a young girl who had contemplated suicide. What a classless thing to do with that film.

[MisterMisc]

Haha...awesome!

[blackdeath610]

If u made one for sum1 else maybe but not Scotty!!

Cmon!!

[Nianticbay]

you can see all your getting is hate mail why don't you remove this shit from You Tube.....

[ashuron23]

how dare you... asshole.

no one puts scotty in a corner.

[stripes5150]

I get your sense of humor but you have to admit your timing is a little off considering the man has passed on....Work on your timing!

[Simoneallen1]

It's not clever, it's not funny, it's not educational, it's not entertaining, and it's not true.

[fsfbritton]

He was talking about appearing at conventions not jerking it. Not only is he dead but he was at Normandy on D Day and got shot, losing a finger. Great actor and war hero :)

[verbusen]

Making fun of a dead man who people really loved, lol. you are a dumbass star wars fan, mwaha ha ha.

[FLAME4564]

dumbasses its just a litle comedy i mean get a reality check and indeed get a sense of humor or then i just have these words to say to all of ya.

kiss my ass you lousy basterds.

[cmanning525]

only 30-40 times a year?

[FrostUK]

that was funny, but i hate it! LOL

[GreasyBacon288]

dam...

[danwat1234]

ELECTRAfied26 you SOB! But yeah that was funny. But seriously you suck! You sssuuuucckkk.

[jamesjohnking]

That was pathetic.  Do yourself and the world a favour and just end it all.

[fawdown]

People can satirize someone, but it is usually out of respect for that person. This is just insulting. If you have some sort of odd fantasy like this, you should probably lock your door and not tell anyone about it.

[lensure]

that was crap

[knowpassword]

stupid

[hustoni]

Yep this is tacky and offensive, and really terrible taste

[ODOMAN123]

grow up

[gregwddriver]

That was to damn funny. We'll miss you Mr. Scott.

[stuy2376]

By the way folks, Scotty sent his ashes up on a rocket and it fucked up, leaving him sprinkled all over the place, you loook it up googlers! Poor old Doohan Man, and he was Canadian not Scotty.

[rebwanz]

firebird needs to calm down.

i guess every man has to fight the one-eyed dragon from time to time. as will scotty 200 years from now.

[TibetKanagawa]

Cheap!

[zee339]

i don't know if scotty masturbates, but i'd bet cash money his fans wank!

[EwntZz]

RIGHT ON! :D

[zee339]

what the fuck???? scotty masturbates and the youtube audience writes and epic in the comments section. i masturbated TO scotty talking about masturbation. aaahahahahahah!!

[visfati]

You're a loser. Doohan had self-respect.

[zee339]

and self love!

[firebird403]

This lacks thought, it lacks respect for a great man, its tasteless, humourless and pathetic. If you had any sense of morality you would remove this vid. But I doubt you will.

[ELECTRAfied26]

Lighten up. Get a sense of humor. Or better yet a dictionary. And do us all a favor: look up the definition of "morality". If having a sense of morality is contingent upon refraining from joking about a dead man (because for some reason being DEAD, despite being a process we'll all go through, grants someone special immunity from humor? How long does said immunity last? Indefinitely? Until trekkies with a pole up their asses look in the mirror and see themselves for what they really are?)

[ELECTRAfied26]

then I'm quite happy to be "immoral." Nothing should be off-limits humor-wise. Particularly not something as bland and inoffensive as masturbation. Why everyone interprets this as a NEGATIVE thing is beyond me. It probably results from a very sex-deprived life.

Until someone explains to me why alluding to James Doohan's masturbation is so OFFENSIVE, I stand by my video. I masturbate, you masturbate, most healthy, sane, sexually mature human beings (and other species) masturbate. Get over it.

[firebird403]

Wow..you are ignorant. Making derogatory comments seems to be a common thing on youtube. So let me lower myself to your level. STAND BY YOUR VID..thats fine. But i'm simply stating that the vid doesn't show much respect for him. And sexually deprived...yeah okay SAGE! LOL! If I can listen to Howard stern and laugh at his jokes I can take alot. And no jackass..i'm not sexually deprived and never have been..i'm 34 and have had lots of fun :) And being married isn't sexually boring either.

[firebird403]

In closing..let me just say..DO what you want I DONT GIVE A FUCK. You posted it..and left yourself open for comment. I check vids out, comment and move on. I will not give two shits if you're offended by my comments nor my slams. Because once i've had enough of a debate I move on and forget about the dumbshits who demonstrate how pathetic they are. So..have a coke/toke and smile and fuck off. I just wanted you to know that I think you have no taste. Ciao bella!

[firebird403]

I'm sorry that you're so offended by my attempts to practise free speech. No I wasn't crazy about the vid because he's passed on. Thats my comment..love it or leave it I really don't care..as I just stated to little miss sheenie up there. I have a sense of humour trust me..especially from the line of work I do. If you wanna make jokes about dead actors feel free. I dont care. thats your choice.  I personally just don't think YOUR video shows any class for a great actor.

[jimmymortis]

@ELECTRAfied26 I feel the same way about hitler jokes vs monty python's spanish inquisition joke. One is easily thought funny and the other is shaky. Well thought out post, by the way.

[underthefornix]

@ELECTRAfied26 Perhaps your video is not immoral, but it certainly is tastless, undignified, demeaning and disrespectful. It is a reflection of you and nothing else. Base, sophmoric, juvenile, banal, and quite frankly.....not in the least bit funny or entertaining.

[MissSheenie]

WHY. (a) What's so offensive about masturbation? Why exactly are you so THREATENED by it, huh? and (b) What does Doohan being dead have to do with it?

Basically, for some reason you think this video is anti-Doohan, which it isn't. It's probably just due to your sexual insecurities, being a trekkie and all. Look. Doohan masturbated. And you, my dear Trekkie, definitely masturbate. It's a natural part of life. And just because Doohan's dead, doesn't mean he never experienced it. So get over it!

[firebird403]

First off 19 year old grow up. Secondly I think you missed the point. Maybe I should have typed in more for stupid people like you. Let me explain...HE'S DEAD! When people make a video like this it shows a lack of respect. He was a good man and great actor. I feel threatened by it? Where the fuck did you get that from? I'm a trekkie?? Wow you assume alot! Yeah i've watched it over the years but i'm NOT a trekkie. But thanks for assuming things..winner! Sexual insecurity? loser i'm married

[firebird403]

Obviously its not ANTI DOOHAN! I'm simply stating that the vid lacks taste. Like it or lump it..I really don't give a shit. BTW if you think making stupid comments out of the blue about "sexual insecurity's" LOL! As if..is going to freak me out..you're sadly mistaken. I made my comment, and seeing somebody especially younger trying to put up some attitude with me when clearly they still have alot to learn is funny. Try living more before acting like a smart ass.

[plastique45]

@firebird403 Hey, I liked that guy a lot, but how is he "a great man"? He's a B actor!

[firebird403]

@plastique45 B actor or not..he was a war hero and was also shot during the war. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE? Have you worn a uniform?

I digress from your comment, you're not worth my time.

[mightymask]

I agree. This is crap. When he says 'The best thing I've ever done in my life' he's talking about rescuing a suicidal person. Classy vid.

[michaelfly83]

booooo. not funny.

[kirkmach32]

Something about Mr. Scott with no accent just doesn't work.

[Walleyboy001]

i know it is funny but if your a trekkie it really is a disgrace to fan and this is an interview from somewhere in the 90's bout how he felt doing star trek and i beilieve it is funny but in a way it pure disgrace come find something better

[Charmolution]

30-40 times a year? That's it? I do it that much in a day.

[tonyt55]

ohhhhhhhhell! lol

[Jude107c]

For goodness sake! Don't disrespect the guys memory. I'm an Engineer and this smacks of sacrilege. (Although personally. I did think Chf. Eng. Scotty obsessively drooled of the Enterprise's schematics.)

[ELONut]

dont dis the miracle worker

[MusicDirector25]

Not funny.

[stevenc123]

It is if you pretend he's talking about masturbation.

[namfamily2202]

Hilarious.

[N0NEoftheAB0VE]

Oh lord - talk about out of context!

[LMUli]

respectless

[Zebonka]

Cheer up will you?

[styx8]

this is tasteless especially talking about a man who just past away

[ELECTRAfied26]

Yeah. 4 years ago.

[Treknologist]

LOL! It doesn't get more irreverent than this!