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  • I can guess what they all do :/ Does that make me bad?

  • OH MY SWEAT JESUS!

  • the only one i understood was the dildo chair

  • Am I the only one who doesn't understand how half of these sex machines work?

  • GOOD IDEA GOOD IDEA GOOD IDEA

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  • lol wtf

  • i like the tissue boxes

  • Well done!  I no longer need to spend money on expensive sex toys.... lol.

  • Hahaha, this is hilarious!!

  • You know what? It would have improve the video if the machines unexpectadly did something useful.

  • Hmm...well...okay.

  • doordenkeh xD

  • Meh i am 14 and i have seen porn soooooo i am not guilty of watching this.

  • frenetic love!!

  • LMAO!!! xD SPECIAL TOYS

  • This is actually a conmercial for Ikea's adult toy collection.

  • dirty minds :DD

  • This is art xD

  • that...turned me on. I feel dirty.

  • After watching the video about kids roaming the junkyards this one looks much more sad. People are nasty! :(

  • Wow! I just... huh. WOW!

  • 2:36 .... AUTSCH !!! xD

  • I'm horny.

    jk

  • O.o...no comment.

  • hmm? what is it? no im serious, i think im missing an inside joke. .__.

  • I .absolutely. love. this. vid.

  • nice song, even tho its not english, its got a good beat :)

  • You know I'm still trying to figure out what the hell this is? I understand about the sex objects on like... three of them the rest I'm sooo confused on

  • They sure are handy

  • dutch song :p the rest you can figure out yourself

  • ...

  • am i perverted?

  • @epicbattler at least you get the message

  • @epicbattler I believe you are, sir! Welcome to the club! :D :D :D

  • Wtf!2:23

  • hhahahah biggg metaphor for something

  • wt...f??

  • really nice song

  • I still cant quite figure out the stepping machine and the vacuum one...

  • @MrMistery101 Me neither, vacuum is always done by the japanese I think xD

  • @MrMistery101 And I can't figure out whether this is miniature or life size

  • reminds me of that game I liked when I was young, "The Incredible Machine" or sth :D

  • those are some naughty machines

  • O_O Is it strange if I saw the title and I watched this video and I hugely don't get it D: but I was going WOW COOL MECHANISMS o3o throughout?!

    I'm 15, by the way.

  • ooh. OOH!.. OOW!

  • this looks all wrong to me

  • torture device?

  • Elektrotechnique Bitch!!!

  • At first i thought, "oh contemporary art, interesting" Then I was like "oh wait eww and ouch..."

  • ok i go to YouPorn....

  • 1:12... No thanks. Hahaha.

  • Without sound it’s just tolerable.

  • I didn't get the leaf blower chair; was is supposed to be a wrapper? Call me a sucker for the classics but that turn table apparatus was stylish.

  • i wat'd

  • I JUST WITNESSED GAWD!!

  • @webbugt i think its some kind of s&m bondage thing?......

  • eww...?

  • VET dat het onderdeel is van future shorts! :D (cool that its a part of future shorts!) ...

  • I didn't get what this was about till the end! pretty much like in real life

  • Soviet orgasm

  • I feel legitimately dirty after watching this. Like, i'm just uncomfortable with all of this...

  • and i'm done

  • how does this at 1:01 work? don't get it

  • @leideneric two sanders strapped to the base

  • @leideneric remember a vagina

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  • @JoaoPedroPF18 well i thought of that (the red plastic bag), but shouldn't the moving be in the other direction?

  • @leideneric

    there are 2 sanders under the bed

  • Lol wtf is this it's hillarious but really really awkward

  • how do some of these work?

  • I've never felt dirtier from the sight of inanimate objects.

  • in soviet russia hammer drill use you!!

  • @uglyguitarman You are crazy

  • haha i didnt get it until min 2:51 :D

  • What's the tissue for?

    (innocent)

    What're those machines gonna do?(innocence still remains)

    Are those machines trying to...

    (innocence is leaving)

    Yeah... now there's a mess everywhere. (innocence is long gone and mind is left in the gutter)

    Yeah YouTube is that awesome

  • @Dagurasu08 i guess the tissue is to prevent the scene from looking flat

  • hai ... i'm twelve,, whats this?

  • @cutlerface7 Masturbating, check it up. You're 12 you use internet and you don't masturbate? Where has the world gone...

  • @cutlerface7 you should have learned sex education by now

  • @cutlerface7 It's a music video about masturbation.

  • either half the people who comment on this are children ... or else ridiculously innocent... or maybe i'm just sick

  • I see. I am amused.

    Tee-hee.

  • Bear bottle, heals jumping on a mattress, vacuum undulating with lipstick near it. Electric party thing? I am so confused.

  • genious!

  • Hahaha, geweldig. DJVT bij Future Shots _O_

    Thanks for uploading =)

  • I don't get it

    

  • I didn't understand the point of a few of those. PEACE x_X

  • What thefuck did i just watch.

  • "Hey Timmy, watcha watching?"

    "Just a new thing on Futureshorts."

    "And why are your pants off?"

    "..."

  • The only one I don't get is the gloves.

    can someone explain?

  • @TigerSlashX might have something to do with choking, not sure tho

  • 54 people do PR for Black&Decker

  • "I went in to wipe my nose, and now I got an open umbrella in the ass!"

  • Amazing song :D Maar ik spreek geen nederlandse! Wat zeg die?

  • haha hilarious how i didn't get it...until they started to move lol

  • oh, OH I GET IT!

    it one big sex innuendo!

  • Good god we only need the tissue box

  • well I filled my wtf quota today

  • around 2:42 did anyone else think "holy shit half life sounds?"

  • around 2:49 did anyone else think "holy shit half life sounds?"

  • HAHAHAHA

    This is hilarious! I love how all the toys pratically fall apart near the end aswell.

  • Imaginación...

  • NO HOMO !!! xD

  • I'm going to build some of these.

  • schematics anyone?

  • LMFAO....the chair one is too much. :D

  • I can actually understand what they say :D

    Go Dutch!

  • this is terribad.

  • creative, very like a performance in art, or video art

  • 2:36 id hate to have that open while its in you

  • Some look like home made sex toys wtf ahahaha

  • The tissue box in every scene creeped me out.

  • like a weird dutch daft punk music video.

  • @Spectre124 exactly my thought too - glad im not the only one :)

  • I lol'ed

  • very strange but well done

  • They all represent elements of sex. The chair being the more obvious one.

  • @henburger

    Then please elaborate what's that thing with 2 fans and a whip supposed to be xD

    Same with the bag over chair with a vacume cleaner attached...

  • What. The. Fuck.

  • @NimbusFilms

    I. Am. Asking. Myself. The. Same. Thing. Right. Now.

  • Yay for Dutch people <3

  • Kindda creepy and funny at the same time!

    An original video, I must say ;-)

  • Dutch people do have some kind of (t)issues. ^^

  • Electro-technique, Electro-technique, Electro-technique~!

  • What does the tissue box use for?

  • @Eddisheve think about what boys do when they are alone.... and then watch the vid again.....

    get it?

  • Well, that was wierd.

  • A fun brain vacation video :-D

  • But I must say, kinetic sculptures at their finest

  • Imagine that umbrella opening when someone's using it oO

    Also, biggest lolz at the end when the melon fell on the milk xD

  • These are pretty creative actually xD

  • am i dirty if i realized what it is from the first second on?

  • vieze furrrrr

  • Yep, its Dutch....

  • ohh... the unbrella....

  • best work forward evar

  • sniffin Glue ?

  • So the tissue box is to catch milk from milk cartons, that makes total sense!

  • @Mauser2012 Really?

  • Call me crazy, but I was terrified when the glove was being blown up. I was afraid it was gonna pop and scare me.

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  • holy crap it took me till 1:38 to realize wth this was showing 0_0

  • rofl u doh see sum strange fetish

  • This is pretty dirty, still figuring out how some of them work though..

  • i feel dirty....whip my hair back and forth whip my hair back and forthXD just being random~~

  • I have no words to say something about this

  • seems simple enough to build>:)

  • now i'm trying to figure out how they're all used and the mattress and wine bottle configuration have got me confused the most

  • Remember the 'old days' when just people did it... lol

  • @JimW925 make note that all the house hold appliances here existed in the 'old days'

  • AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  • Youth Of Today 'Electro Technique' hahahahahaha

  • ohshit: Priceless.

  • music theme by...?

  • @Carlosgala82

    "De jeugd van tegenwoordig"

  • The tissue box is the best part

  • @milkshakeburrito Except for the umbrella

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  • i got it at like 2:51

  • I need a shower

  • 0nan0teknologieZ FTW!!!

  • Hum... I don't understand the futon with the red bag in....Is it just suppose to be some sort of....Fleshlight? And the spinning chair...It's like insta-bondage?

  • oh my...

  • haha awesome.

  • DOPE!!!!

  • i don't understand how the chair and leaf blower one is supposed to work...but the rest...oh dear XD

  • Jeugd van Tegenwoordigg :DDD Go Holland!

  • xDDDDD director is a little bit HORNY. And now im to feel dirty

  • so this is for guys or girls? I cant even tell what some of these contraptions are for!

  • @Mauser2012 i think it's for both, they're just toys in general. like the chair would be for women and the folded mattress would be for men

  • @MateoJFR What is the matress suppose to do? It just moves back and forth?