You know I'm still trying to figure out what the hell this is? I understand about the sex objects on like... three of them the rest I'm sooo confused on
It wasn't until everything started moving and then when I saw the chair with the rod sticking through it that I finally realized what all these contraptions were.
A little funny, a little weird, kinda messed up.
VERY WELL DONE.
and I like spectre124 who says it sounds, "like a weird dutch daft punk."
Hum... I don't understand the futon with the red bag in....Is it just suppose to be some sort of....Fleshlight? And the spinning chair...It's like insta-bondage?
I can guess what they all do :/ Does that make me bad?
TwoTube2 3 days ago
OH MY SWEAT JESUS!
amins21 2 weeks ago
the only one i understood was the dildo chair
JaackMitchell 1 month ago
Am I the only one who doesn't understand how half of these sex machines work?
corrupttheyouth 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
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lilgurby 4 months ago
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cabasse 4 months ago
lol wtf
GOMGOM3000 6 months ago
i like the tissue boxes
smh3w 6 months ago 3
Well done! I no longer need to spend money on expensive sex toys.... lol.
cscdigitalgraphics 7 months ago
Hahaha, this is hilarious!!
corrupttheyouth 8 months ago
You know what? It would have improve the video if the machines unexpectadly did something useful.
QuiteRiQuite 8 months ago
Hmm...well...okay.
QuiteRiQuite 8 months ago
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made a german expressionistic movie(for school) pls go check it out and tell me what you think
JohanDeBruycker 9 months ago
doordenkeh xD
bauwine 9 months ago
Meh i am 14 and i have seen porn soooooo i am not guilty of watching this.
LightsG 9 months ago
frenetic love!!
crisdiazg 9 months ago
LMAO!!! xD SPECIAL TOYS
bboytaurus 9 months ago
This is actually a conmercial for Ikea's adult toy collection.
TheHansky 9 months ago 14
dirty minds :DD
prince20072007 10 months ago
This is art xD
RodionRUSDUB 10 months ago
that...turned me on. I feel dirty.
pineapplesRyummie 10 months ago 3
After watching the video about kids roaming the junkyards this one looks much more sad. People are nasty! :(
DiasSH 10 months ago
Wow! I just... huh. WOW!
Lakota305 10 months ago
2:36 .... AUTSCH !!! xD
eRadiCatE87 10 months ago
I'm horny.
jk
BrightStrings 10 months ago 2
O.o...no comment.
Mskiwidoll 10 months ago
hmm? what is it? no im serious, i think im missing an inside joke. .__.
EggPlantPocky03 11 months ago
I .absolutely. love. this. vid.
DurexDurpaneu2 11 months ago
nice song, even tho its not english, its got a good beat :)
jamesbelas 11 months ago
You know I'm still trying to figure out what the hell this is? I understand about the sex objects on like... three of them the rest I'm sooo confused on
crazydoodler 11 months ago 3
They sure are handy
maximylyanovich 11 months ago
dutch song :p the rest you can figure out yourself
emptyheady 11 months ago
...
xxrebel2uxx 11 months ago
am i perverted?
epicbattler 11 months ago
@epicbattler at least you get the message
minerdalta 11 months ago
@epicbattler I believe you are, sir! Welcome to the club! :D :D :D
gigaves 11 months ago
Wtf!2:23
thefinalcopy 11 months ago
hhahahah biggg metaphor for something
vishstarster 11 months ago
wt...f??
Twixni 11 months ago
really nice song
LeviVdBogaard 11 months ago
I still cant quite figure out the stepping machine and the vacuum one...
MrMistery101 11 months ago 7
@MrMistery101 Me neither, vacuum is always done by the japanese I think xD
djpj1111 11 months ago
@MrMistery101 And I can't figure out whether this is miniature or life size
djpj1111 11 months ago
reminds me of that game I liked when I was young, "The Incredible Machine" or sth :D
swiinka 11 months ago
those are some naughty machines
huggymonster101 11 months ago
O_O Is it strange if I saw the title and I watched this video and I hugely don't get it D: but I was going WOW COOL MECHANISMS o3o throughout?!
I'm 15, by the way.
littlematchgirl96 11 months ago
ooh. OOH!.. OOW!
darojobe 11 months ago
this looks all wrong to me
zoulz500 11 months ago
torture device?
povadora 11 months ago
Elektrotechnique Bitch!!!
SenkiAi 11 months ago
At first i thought, "oh contemporary art, interesting" Then I was like "oh wait eww and ouch..."
jcvc2011 11 months ago
ok i go to YouPorn....
mariano26788 11 months ago
1:12... No thanks. Hahaha.
rabidfish02 11 months ago
Without sound it’s just tolerable.
meinerzweier 11 months ago
I didn't get the leaf blower chair; was is supposed to be a wrapper? Call me a sucker for the classics but that turn table apparatus was stylish.
daftrhetoric 11 months ago
i wat'd
KrissernD 11 months ago
I JUST WITNESSED GAWD!!
RodionRUSDUB 11 months ago
@webbugt i think its some kind of s&m bondage thing?......
henburger 11 months ago
eww...?
SmileyFaceRocker505 11 months ago
VET dat het onderdeel is van future shorts! :D (cool that its a part of future shorts!) ...
liedjelisette 11 months ago
I didn't get what this was about till the end! pretty much like in real life
franzzsh 11 months ago
Soviet orgasm
franzzsh 11 months ago 4
I feel legitimately dirty after watching this. Like, i'm just uncomfortable with all of this...
volanitetechie 11 months ago 4
and i'm done
hello9949 11 months ago
how does this at 1:01 work? don't get it
leideneric 11 months ago
@leideneric two sanders strapped to the base
15725867905 11 months ago
@leideneric remember a vagina
JoaoPedroPF18 11 months ago
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leideneric 11 months ago
@JoaoPedroPF18 well i thought of that (the red plastic bag), but shouldn't the moving be in the other direction?
leideneric 11 months ago
@leideneric
there are 2 sanders under the bed
albertben 11 months ago
Lol wtf is this it's hillarious but really really awkward
DantendoDS 1 year ago
how do some of these work?
chunterr39 1 year ago
I've never felt dirtier from the sight of inanimate objects.
lizikakizil 1 year ago
in soviet russia hammer drill use you!!
hackbnw 1 year ago
@uglyguitarman You are crazy
shahrambarikhan 1 year ago
haha i didnt get it until min 2:51 :D
bizobizo07 1 year ago
What's the tissue for?
(innocent)
What're those machines gonna do?(innocence still remains)
Are those machines trying to...
(innocence is leaving)
Yeah... now there's a mess everywhere. (innocence is long gone and mind is left in the gutter)
Yeah YouTube is that awesome
Dagurasu08 1 year ago 39
@Dagurasu08 i guess the tissue is to prevent the scene from looking flat
Schoolifer 11 months ago
hai ... i'm twelve,, whats this?
cutlerface7 1 year ago 91
@cutlerface7 Masturbating, check it up. You're 12 you use internet and you don't masturbate? Where has the world gone...
gigaves 11 months ago
@cutlerface7 you should have learned sex education by now
bassyboy189 11 months ago
@cutlerface7 It's a music video about masturbation.
veerleke 11 months ago 3
either half the people who comment on this are children ... or else ridiculously innocent... or maybe i'm just sick
AndrewKingDublin16 1 year ago 3
I see. I am amused.
Tee-hee.
genieea 1 year ago
Bear bottle, heals jumping on a mattress, vacuum undulating with lipstick near it. Electric party thing? I am so confused.
genieea 1 year ago
genious!
themidnightwolf666 1 year ago
Hahaha, geweldig. DJVT bij Future Shots _O_
Thanks for uploading =)
KBZLL 1 year ago 4
I don't get it
TheMadamMalice 1 year ago
I didn't understand the point of a few of those. PEACE x_X
picklesnorf101 1 year ago
What thefuck did i just watch.
hopzclips 1 year ago 2
"Hey Timmy, watcha watching?"
"Just a new thing on Futureshorts."
"And why are your pants off?"
"..."
timmymcfunn 1 year ago 4
The only one I don't get is the gloves.
can someone explain?
TigerSlashX 1 year ago 6
@TigerSlashX might have something to do with choking, not sure tho
HbGris 1 year ago
54 people do PR for Black&Decker
leapingoutofwater 1 year ago
"I went in to wipe my nose, and now I got an open umbrella in the ass!"
alahos 1 year ago 6
Amazing song :D Maar ik spreek geen nederlandse! Wat zeg die?
shoseki 1 year ago
haha hilarious how i didn't get it...until they started to move lol
Kebabsoup 1 year ago 4
oh, OH I GET IT!
it one big sex innuendo!
moosekaw 1 year ago
Good god we only need the tissue box
niniomigrania 1 year ago
well I filled my wtf quota today
AproposOfMe 1 year ago 3
around 2:42 did anyone else think "holy shit half life sounds?"
com3t 1 year ago
around 2:49 did anyone else think "holy shit half life sounds?"
com3t 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA
This is hilarious! I love how all the toys pratically fall apart near the end aswell.
AIRADE 1 year ago
Imaginación...
sensortool 1 year ago
NO HOMO !!! xD
ohiRnt0to 1 year ago
I'm going to build some of these.
Advancedgod 1 year ago 2
schematics anyone?
quti88 1 year ago
LMFAO....the chair one is too much. :D
BoyToob 1 year ago
I can actually understand what they say :D
Go Dutch!
Derekploeg 1 year ago
this is terribad.
FillyChee 1 year ago
creative, very like a performance in art, or video art
oldchild527 1 year ago
2:36 id hate to have that open while its in you
Mauser2012 1 year ago
Some look like home made sex toys wtf ahahaha
akwlb2 1 year ago
The tissue box in every scene creeped me out.
lackofcorporate 1 year ago
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It wasn't until everything started moving and then when I saw the chair with the rod sticking through it that I finally realized what all these contraptions were.
A little funny, a little weird, kinda messed up.
VERY WELL DONE.
and I like spectre124 who says it sounds, "like a weird dutch daft punk."
vintage1351 1 year ago
like a weird dutch daft punk music video.
Spectre124 1 year ago
@Spectre124 exactly my thought too - glad im not the only one :)
jeebersjumpincryst 1 year ago
I lol'ed
JIYkp 1 year ago
very strange but well done
huntedrasta 1 year ago
They all represent elements of sex. The chair being the more obvious one.
henburger 1 year ago
@henburger
Then please elaborate what's that thing with 2 fans and a whip supposed to be xD
Same with the bag over chair with a vacume cleaner attached...
webbugt 1 year ago
What. The. Fuck.
NimbusFilms 1 year ago
@NimbusFilms
I. Am. Asking. Myself. The. Same. Thing. Right. Now.
webbugt 1 year ago
Yay for Dutch people <3
MurrImATurtle 1 year ago 2
Kindda creepy and funny at the same time!
An original video, I must say ;-)
MentalGum 1 year ago
Dutch people do have some kind of (t)issues. ^^
TheZochor 1 year ago 4
Electro-technique, Electro-technique, Electro-technique~!
AnjoDeGuardaThe4th 1 year ago
What does the tissue box use for?
Eddisheve 1 year ago
@Eddisheve think about what boys do when they are alone.... and then watch the vid again.....
get it?
Elensarpixy 1 year ago
Well, that was wierd.
Nielsen700 1 year ago
A fun brain vacation video :-D
JanMarie1007 1 year ago
But I must say, kinetic sculptures at their finest
webbugt 1 year ago
Imagine that umbrella opening when someone's using it oO
Also, biggest lolz at the end when the melon fell on the milk xD
webbugt 1 year ago
These are pretty creative actually xD
webbugt 1 year ago
am i dirty if i realized what it is from the first second on?
Herkulesxs 1 year ago
vieze furrrrr
szebutrans 1 year ago
Yep, its Dutch....
TheGreylord 1 year ago 2
ohh... the unbrella....
2929lol2929 1 year ago
best work forward evar
2929lol2929 1 year ago
sniffin Glue ?
louis12346 1 year ago
So the tissue box is to catch milk from milk cartons, that makes total sense!
Mauser2012 1 year ago
@Mauser2012 Really?
choocken 1 year ago
Call me crazy, but I was terrified when the glove was being blown up. I was afraid it was gonna pop and scare me.
uglyguitarman 1 year ago 30
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MissInfidelle 1 year ago
holy crap it took me till 1:38 to realize wth this was showing 0_0
JesseGraf1 1 year ago
rofl u doh see sum strange fetish
AshtonPhillip 1 year ago
This is pretty dirty, still figuring out how some of them work though..
ShiiChan18 1 year ago 2
i feel dirty....whip my hair back and forth whip my hair back and forthXD just being random~~
Sakuraflower90 1 year ago
I have no words to say something about this
kripton51 1 year ago
seems simple enough to build>:)
OMGitsWinobi 1 year ago
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Crazy, but creative.
ketfu06 1 year ago
now i'm trying to figure out how they're all used and the mattress and wine bottle configuration have got me confused the most
CorvidTabard 1 year ago
Remember the 'old days' when just people did it... lol
JimW925 1 year ago 3
@JimW925 make note that all the house hold appliances here existed in the 'old days'
CorvidTabard 1 year ago
AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
BlenegLapo 1 year ago
Youth Of Today 'Electro Technique' hahahahahaha
Vampeng 1 year ago
ohshit: Priceless.
3087208 1 year ago
music theme by...?
Carlosgala82 1 year ago
@Carlosgala82
"De jeugd van tegenwoordig"
dominice112 1 year ago
The tissue box is the best part
milkshakeburrito 1 year ago 85
@milkshakeburrito Except for the umbrella
lolwarriordps 1 year ago
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The tissues are the best part
milkshakeburrito 1 year ago
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milkshakeburrito 1 year ago
i got it at like 2:51
TweeTwee56 1 year ago
I need a shower
Abcflc 1 year ago
0nan0teknologieZ FTW!!!
GordonFreeMANness 1 year ago
Hum... I don't understand the futon with the red bag in....Is it just suppose to be some sort of....Fleshlight? And the spinning chair...It's like insta-bondage?
audrey1053 1 year ago 2
oh my...
hixiusch 1 year ago
haha awesome.
mcglynnpaula8 1 year ago
DOPE!!!!
GGGiL00 1 year ago
i don't understand how the chair and leaf blower one is supposed to work...but the rest...oh dear XD
olderpersonage 1 year ago
Jeugd van Tegenwoordigg :DDD Go Holland!
linuxzs 1 year ago
xDDDDD director is a little bit HORNY. And now im to feel dirty
19PEK96 1 year ago
so this is for guys or girls? I cant even tell what some of these contraptions are for!
Mauser2012 1 year ago
@Mauser2012 i think it's for both, they're just toys in general. like the chair would be for women and the folded mattress would be for men
MateoJFR 1 year ago
@MateoJFR What is the matress suppose to do? It just moves back and forth?
Mauser2012 1 year ago