Cookin' With Coolio #1: Coolio Caprese Salad

[Jory2417]

so lame

[giovannibulgari]

"I'm pretty good with this knife" that's why he's using a fucking carving knife for chopping veggies dumb fuck

[UnfairDinkum]

Nothing sounds more delicious than the idea of flavors coagulating in my mouth. Mmmm, food clots.

[straker454]

I also add avacado to my Caprese Salad. Fucking love these videos too! Hilarious and the food is good too!

[MichaelBangchannel]

Like

[Musc1esMarinara]

I love how all the seasonings are in fuckin Baggies lol!

[MENTALWARDENT]

youtube search mentalwardent for all your music needs, coolio wats up cuzz, yo boy K-DUB, beats hotter then ever

[broncosfan02]

fuuuuuuk haha i feel dumb i thought this was going to be a sooong xDDD

[djsammieb]

i eat a caprese salad everyday, but afterwards i feel very lightheaded. hmmmmm

[leonardoluiss02]

every single time i see coolio's face, i think of kenan and kel right away lol

[stayseee]

Salad eatin bitches... bitches love salad.

[ItalyStyler07]

wat the fuck is he sayin at 2:02-2:05 haha

[monkeyyymannn]

@ItalyStyler07 Liberally... Liberally... ;-)

[ItalyStyler07]

@monkeyyymannn hahahaha =D 

[justausername97]

type gift in url before youtube.com and press enter

[mymovienerd]

He makes a salad for a COOKING show.

[skateboard987654321]

WHY ISNT THIS ON TV

[SluggoNick]

arent you the director

... yeah

then go diarect somethin

[Melimelicious]

@armygirl1081... I know they are the colors of the Mexican Flag... but he's making and Italian dish.

[Nightvisionlol]

what a prick

[cooldancers100]

i only just found he had a cook show after watching big brother

[Melimelicious]

"Red white and green, like the colors of the Mexican Flag," What a dumbass. It's Italian and represents the colors otf the Italian flag.

He is either really stupid, or really f-ing good at pretending to be.

[armygrl081]

@Melimelicious Ur the dumb ass the Mexican flag is those colors too.

[lameristotel]

Its time to cook BiaTcH !!! LMAO ;D ;D ;D

[VeniceKnipe]

I feel so cool now

[eazybe1]

how cool was that....

[windragon50]

he's good with his what? desk? =]]

[locoranchers]

call the homies up and we'll all have a caprese salad whatever the fuck that is

[BigAliDJR]

1,2,3,4 throw that salad, on the floor.

[lane83180]

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[enthusiastoftoast]

4:27= my motto for life.

[DjFoxfromtheKLA]

One hit wonder black panther. roflmao

SHAKAZULU! hahaha

[bmwcr3]

was that weed? >_>

[Orihalcon2086]

rofl.. pure goodness

[npsgirl]

Saw your show in the new york press. Interesting alternative to the usual cooking shows. Kind of funny.

[MrCrackSandwich]

I heard you like crack. I make fine crack sandwiches. Dijon mustards and lettuce optional.

[MrCrackheadCrackhead]

You sucked Oderus Urungus for crack?

[pointfighter]

On February 25 2009, Coolio performed at Staffordshire University in Stoke-on-Trent, England. When he attempted a stage dive during a performance, the crowd parted and let him crash to the floor. As he lay there in obvious pain, the crowd mugged him, stealing his watch, gold chain, sunglasses and one shoe. A bartender who witnessed the incident said Coolio was finally rescued by security who managed to push him back up on stage.

[Bwsangel94]

See i'm pretty good with this knife, and a sword, nunchakus, and a pistol

[EvelynGB]

need 4 people to make a salad?

[40Ddrew]

1 to make it and 3 to talk shit

[Ereti69]

Im sure dat shit is CRUSH.....frm dem marijuana leafs....coolio is a harty OG....and dat salad taste.....odd

[NoLimitSoldier1337]

kakaakzzoooooooooooooloooooooo­oooooooooooooo motha fuker

[NoLimitSoldier1337]

taste better than yo mother

lol AHHHAHAHAH

[joflow]

Is this '93? FUCKING HORRIBLE

[Mooktopia]

way too much vinegar

[captonkush]

i know what in that little baggie its weed lol

[captonkush]

im good with my dick to man

[FlowingGeisha]

LOL I'm a salad eatin' bitch. What about a beer chungin' hot wing hangin' homo? That's an Italian dish. Sniffed pepper in a line?

[EDAM2]

This guy has really shown what an ass he is on Big Brother, lol. Ironic that he's not really cool at all.

[greaserleo]

imagine; he got kids. Poor kids.

(dad please shut the fuck up & let mom cook.)

[asd8004]

nigga forgot the lettuce!! haha

[StrGrlOllie]

Broda, there ain't no lettuce in no damn caprese salad.

word.

[nethazyo]

haha u own dude xD

[idontknowanname]

man even in the kitchen this guy is gangsta!

respect to Coolio

[rcw819]

You use your own fork cause I don't know where your mouth been SHAKA ZULU MUTHAFUCKA

[stereomaster279]

CHA-KA-ZOO-LUE?

[Brennna]

Shaka Zulu. He founded the Zulu nation in South Africa in the 1800's.

[Grimpmann]

lol i feel a little weird saying this but uh I thought it was entertaining.

[gamerunknown]

"Have you ever been... raped?"

[Methbot]

SHAKA ZULU MOTHA FUCKER

[sorrowfulscreams1516]

lol the special ingredient is bud xD

[RkOnWo420]

Coolio should keep his day job and stop acting like he knows how to cook.

[caddyls]

doesnt look goot at all.... step ur game up coolio and stop actin like flav

[KackyKay]

not interesting

[gsingh5]

ShakaZulu!!!

[2ToneThomas27]

lol was that a bag of grass xD???

[djfiro]

Never that's oregano ahaha

[djfiro]

That secret ingredient is dried parsley ahahah. naaww kidding, who knows what that is.

[anoraksic]

this is pretty freakin' funny.

haha

[ajphoenix91]

as a chef im a bit worried about ppl takin his recipes haha

that salads terrible! all that balsamic vinegar! jesus christ and teh massive chunks of onion lol

i duno wot his special herb is tho

id guess oregano or tarragon

unless its weed

lol

[TRIPLEX300STRONG]

that assistant is retarded. he's like a fuckin' parrot. repeating over and over. i wanna slice his tongue off with that knife

[Notic3]

hell yeah, that guy is a fuckin idiot!!!

[thagodfusion]

he's using all italian ingredients and he says red, white, and green is tha colors of tha mexican flag... what a queer...

[largerer]

ha! does he shout "SOCCER" at 3.44.

[DAZLG]

coolio wears dolce&gabbana

[Doggieman1111]

Funniest damn thing I've ever seen. Congrats Coolio.

[maxineey]

is that really coolio!?!?!?

[ilovewinbutler]

who is coolio anyway??

[Pandaa333]

Hes a rapper

[villadesmond]

Im not dead mother-fuckers i work in the rte canteen and will fuck jim-jim up when pat takes his dick out of gay,s ass, bitch

[seanmheff]

colm and jimjim are fags..

FAGS!!!

[jj1xxxx]

colm and jim jim are the poor mans ant and dec.

[jfcole]

Dont mind those clowns on 2FM, he aint dead.

[chatterton1984]

is coolio dead?

[markyc92]

no lol

[TigerYoshiki]

The original caprese salad isn't made with pepper or balsamic vinegar. Special tomatoes and buffalo mozzarella bring their own amazing taste.

[deezbananas]

lol awesome

[miggytube]

I love how he puts all his seasonings in dime bags LOL.

[baggagequeen]

cool

[jdigitalmedia]

Coolio hit me back for fresher food Ideals Old School Patna Lenny C.

[dokeyspoke]

thats weird i didn't mean to put 2 of the same comments 0.o

[BlackHazelity]

SHAKA ZULU.

I didn't know African monkey-speak had migrated to television this heavily.

[Happydude11]

coolio has no idea what the word Coagulate means.

[dcthej3rk3]

@Happydude11 SALAD EATIN BITCH

[djbojj]

Finally, a cooking show men can enjoy and feel comfortable watching. A true "Mans Cooking Show"

[RedEye003]

LOOKS BETTA THAN YO MAMAS TITIES

[zzenne]

ahaha

[dokeyspoke]

thats funny how he put canabis in his food. of course it's good with that stuff you will be so high you will think something shitty tastes good. not saying that that food would taste shitty without it. but very funny XD

[chefkoo]

that's a bad combo. you eat the salad, then you get the munchies again!

[dokeyspoke]

thats funny how he put canabis in his food. of course it's good with that stuff you will be so high you will think something shitty tastes good. not saying that that food would taste shitty without it. but very funny XD

[antogrimes85]

brilliant!!!

[Proflutzn]

the girls look like they are going to puke! 5:00-5:06 WTF

[helmus2000]

Nice to see how the bigger stars manage to pull of a creative show as well. And don't just post music videos and marketing shit.

Good job coolio.

[huraboma]

girl in blue, great rack!

[RAPMONSTAR]

special seosonings aka canabis sativa

stay up zulu^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[izzielove101]

haha tastes better than your mama

that looks like rank salad tho, those girls look like theyre about to throw up

[themaltesebippy]

He used too much vinegar.

[JoeNostalgiaILoveYou]

yo momma used too much vinegar.

SHAKA-ZULU!

[ma5terv4der]

i love the dimebags for salt.. hahhahaha i gotta start doing that!

[Katalyzt]

Hahahahaha! I think that I will try that out.

Katalyzt

[mattstan]

How much you wanna bet that's oregano?  Some "secret."

[bma852]

This video has inspired me to quit smoking crack and be chef.

Thanks Coolio!

[elmerpudd1]

well wasted five minutes of my life

[hiph0pfanatic]

that's cool, elmer. you can just go back to being a dipshit for the rest of it now.

[cooleomcspaz]

sick burn dude

[miketheday]

Cool cool Coolio

[ForumCoEditor]

This series has The Soup written all over it.

[chicnstu902]

One that salad looks like azz, two less Coolio and more of the white girl with the big ti@#s. Shaka-zoolo = ? Whats up with the side-kick repeating everything gangsters paradice says? Also if MTV won't put this on their channel because they put any crap on that channel then it's probley a bad idea to continue with this. Shaka

[MightyDucksGrl]

What the HELL do I want with an autographed bell pepper of Coolio?!

[CapnBubblez]

thank you KROQ.

haha

[socalkevinz]

i heard about this shit on kroq too

[whatup590paul]

ya same this is so stupid

[bmone]

this is retarded

[Ramomar]

"that look better than yo momma's titties" hahaha

[socaldj909]

Let me Costar Dj your show. It needs music.

[liraa99]

Is he serious, this has to be the stupidest thing on the net right now.

[Wreckluss]

Lmaooo "You can use yo own fork cus i dont no where ur mouth been!"

[liamrob05]

Just heard it on radio 1 , hillarious

[Jessijess]

this is pure craziness. where is the lettuce, cucumbers and pepper?

[vjf1221]

coagulate in your mouth :D

[jonbotdotcom]

I gotta ask, is making a salad actually considered cooking?

[gyrobotZ]

It is cooking for the average joe though.

[Roeshamboe05]

The best part of this video was the girl in the blue dresses' boobs.

[alichin]

agreed.

[hcaulfield00]

Ain't it weird nobody commented on that before? She is fine

[spicynumber06]

IT IS GOOD SHAKA ZULO!!!!!!!!!!!

XD

[JMJStudios]

lol tomatoes...tamatos 1:10 to 1:11

[jrtman]

A dime-bag of oregano, biatch!

[mepwnu]

hahaha

[Postitsaresticky]

IZ GOOD SHAKA ZULU!

[markucho1821]

I want that fucken pepper... SHAKA ZULU!!!

[mattmoyo]

If Coolio is right in only one respect, it is most certainly that "an oily salad ain't shit".

[JaimeTheLegend]

SHAKA ZULU MOTHA FUCKASSSSSS

[lilmrspumpkinz]

dat shit looks like SHITTTTT!

[MrMatches]

Yeah, Coolio. Step out of the sci-fi original movies and into the spotlight. Suckazulu.

[aantiawp]

girl in blue is hot, lol

[StarDuzt166]

I had someone call me a drug addict recently cause i smoke weed. kinda pissed me off cause there's really no such thing as someone who's addicted to weed. unless they use it as a crutch and become mentally addicted. sorry, people's comments piss me off a lot.

[MoxiePalm]

I love this...

The salad looks like shit but the show is funny as hell.

[aantiawp]

You obviously understand nothing about cooking...

[MoxiePalm]

Actually I know a great deal about cooking.

Why do you say I don't?

[aantiawp]

What he cooked is a very tasty combination! You should know. :O

[MoxiePalm]

I agree that its appetizing.

But the way he put it together doesnt do it justice.

That's all.

[PlacidoDomingoVITCH]

SO FUNNY!!!! SUCKA ZULU !!! im good with a monjago sword pistol and my D!$k haha

[CORADOSP]

... for drug-addict...

[trevsweb]

how bout coolio shove the pepper up his salad eatin' ass!!! i want him dressed up like a lobster!!!

[mandycandybrandy]

Damn. There's only two episodes so far? LMAO. Didn't want the party to end. :)

[josephfwalker]

fanfuckingtastic

[pinkfox253]

lol, wow i thought this wasn't really going to happen..love it

[taran3322]

I can't keep from yelling, "Shakazulo!!!" Everyone at work is going to kill me by the end of the week. HAHA. Great show. Funny, funny stuff. When is the next episode?

[todsbigmama]

i liked the little fish video, so i was hoping this show would be good. it's really, really funny. didn't dissapoint.

[777jomomma777]

LMFAO! A oily salad ain't shit! You show 'em Coolio! Ghetto Fab!

[tokenblackchic]

hahaha i'm not one of those "salad eatin' bitches"

[thefish727]

that shit was hillarious! " shakazulo mutha fucka!