Gnooze: October 2, 2007

[bryanth798]

Bravo!! Clap clap clap clap clap!! That was cute....

"I'm all like....."

"He's all like....."

That's the way we talk these days, imagining ourselves acting out these roles, as if we can stick ourselves up on people's tv screens when we think we have something to say to them.

[pornfartin]

wicked hair in this one.

[micstar81]

Don't mind the haters, people will always hate because they have nothing better to do.

"Angry to meet you" - awesome, I'm going to try to use that in real life.

I want another burger, I want two burgers, and a hot dog, and an apple pie, and more gnooze!!!

Have a good weekend.

[oldschoolnes82]

Do you not have anything better to do?

[Spookysr]

Marta - who help you do this? You say the 'G' is silent in GNOOZE? Maybe artificially blond pundits with too much time on their hands should be too... Try watching Katie Couric or Robin Meade for about a NY minute - PLEASE!

[phosgene2]

loved the european bit

[1984or2007]

Marta Costello,

I think you need to get hammered.

Not for this.

In the Bedroom.

[1984or2007]

gnooze, I have one word to say. Yummy!

[mobiltec]

If you were a heartless dictator I would be your subject... Say if we threw a flower at Bush what kind of flower would it be? I think I would throw him a nice big chunk of poisen oak...

[rjshmo]

This is stupid.

[KrugerrandCash]

Stupid is as stupid does,,, jackass!

[Khinsch]

Marta,

You are very creative and I admire your ability to translate the news of the day into real people sound bites. Your day should be writing for film/TV. How wonderful to have found you!

Kathryn

Women's Bioethics Project

[davegenson]

marta you so funny!!!!!!

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

I hear the Big Kahuna is a tasty burger and just might be all you need for the rest of your life.

Got Sprite?

[gnooze]

I once recreated a Big Mac at home using Gardenburgers. Not quite the same, but still delicious and I can fit into my clothes.

[phosgene2]

yes you can! ;)

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

Oh yeah, well, we may be fat, but we're not stupid.

And we've got half as many, ummmmm, maps, and something about South Africa and, ummmmmmm, oh to hell with it. Somebody hand me a couple of cheeseburgers and a shake. Look at me, I'm fucking starving up here.

[gnooze]

Well, at least we make really tasty burgers... you've got to accentuate the positive.

[QuasiEvilScott]

Is that from that new Hawaiian burger joint? I hear they make a tasty burger.

MMM, this IS a tasty burger!

-Qes

[budsett]

One of the most entertaining shows on the tube. Just found it and will not miss another.

[gnooze]

That's wonderful to hear! Thank you budsett!!!

[ArdieVerde]

Another nice telecast.

[gnooze]

Thank you ArdieVerde!

[geojus1]

why do i even bother watching tv news?? good reporting marta. good topics

[gnooze]

Hey thanks!  I'm trying here. :)

[spacebroom]

I do love the Gnooze.

"They are so tubby..."

You just have to laugh.

[gnooze]

I am smiling from ear to ear! Thanks for saying you love the Gnooze. :D

[nocafeine]

... and Marta was all like... "they were all like"... and I was all like... "I Love It"!.... great gnooze... and Marta was all like... "those dot's are annoying"...

[gnooze]

Marta was like... "thanks for watching and commenting nocafeine!" And then Marta was all like, "hey is it quitting time yet? Because I sure would like to go home."

[cv1122]

5 stars as always...thanks for the laffs.

LOVED the dirty harry gun thingy...pshew pshew phsew...blackwater. LMAO

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

Yeah, but that gimmick can't go on forever. I mean, as soon as people stop shooting each other . . .

Ummmmm, nevermind

[gnooze]

LOL. Unless you're one of those people who hates "LOL," in which case, :D

[gnooze]

Thanks for the ratings and comments! I'm so happy you laughed! :)

[Moondaw12]

Marta - Angry to meet you... Now thaty's funny!

[gnooze]

Moondaw12, thanks for the comment! I think that was my favorite part of today's show. :) That or the French people smoking picture.

[vladolga]

Marta.I have Stop watching and reading real depressing news because of you. In the beginning you may worry that you'll miss something, but think about it -- when was the last time you truly needed to know the things covered in the daily news.

Being selective about the information you expose yourself to can have an incredible impact on your level of personal happiness.

Laugh now!

[gnooze]

Thank you for watching and commenting and you're right: all the media we ingest really does have an impact. Glad you like Gnooze! That makes me happy. :)

[milesmoose]

Marta your the best comedian ever... EVER!

[gnooze]

:D Thanks milesmoose! That made me smile!!!

[qiranger]

Yay! I can leave comments now! Great job...

*shoot* *shoot*

[gnooze]

You couldn't leave comments before? What gives?

[qiranger]

YT was jacked up around 4-6am today. Couldn't access inbox, couldn't respond to comments, couldn't rate. In short. YT was BROKEN. Somehow, people could upload and I could play videos though.

[gnooze]

Blarg. Good thing that's my sleeping time! :)

[qiranger]

That's my coffee drinking, youtubing, preparing for the gym time.

[gnooze]

I like preparing for the gym. In my mind. Asleep.

Um, this is going nowhere fast. Basically I'm not much for working out is what I'm getting at here.

[qiranger]

LOL - I can relate. I do it because I have to. I work with too many big guys and like to hke far distances...

[gnooze]

And it's good for you! I admire people who make themselves exercise.

I think if I didn't live in the "Smallest House in America" and I could fit in an elliptical, I would work out. But don't quote me on that.

[Zenobios]

Oh Kim Jong, never has there been a man so scary, and so funny at the same time.

Good job Marta. :)

[gnooze]

Thank you Zenobios! The thing is: he would be less scary if he weren't so silly. If he were just a straightforward villain instead of distracting us with his ridiculousness...

[Zenobios]

exactly! As soon as you go over the top, the world starts seeing you as a Dr. Evil type character, and no one can take you seriously, there have been a few guys like that.

[popsuckits]

I want a Kim Jong Il jump suit...

[gnooze]

For Halloween? ;)

[popsuckits]

Sure...For Halloween, thats it...

[leony2007x]

You really should report for one of the news sections on the internet, i.e. Yahoo, etc.

[gnooze]

Thanks for the vote of confidence leony2007x! I'd do it in heartbeat if they called... do you hear me internet? :)

[Larryk12308]

OK megadittos 4 resisting the urge 2 do an Asian

accent which as (Ching Chong) Rosie knows comes off as SO RACIST. But for some reason it's all right to do a French accent. Go figure.

5 stars Marta!

[gnooze]

Woohoo! Thanks for the stars! My thoughts exactly on how the Asian accent would play.

[gavnila]

wooooo gnooze is non-stop.

"angry to meet you" LOL

I will certainly name a flower after you marta if i had a chance.... certainly.

[gnooze]

That's so nice gavnila! :)  Thanks for watching and commenting.

[lepolv86]

you just get better every day. forget the day job... you're ready for prime time.

[gnooze]

Don't I wish! :) The day I can lose the day job... well, that will be a happy day indeed.

[ptrptms]

If I knew how to hybridize flowers I'd create the Marta Costelloia. Really, I would.

[gnooze]

Aw shucks. Too nice.

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

Two words, dude:

Duct Tape.

[sLeepPastNooN]

I've got it! Mike Vick should get a job with Blackwater. Since he lost his celebrity sports endorsements, he could pick up some work by promoting the companies that actually encourage indiscriminate killing. I should get 10%.

[AlterEgoTrip]

:) once again!

[gnooze]

Thanks!!!

[ZachsMind]

I likes me some burgers.

[gnooze]

It was exceedingly difficult to ignore my junk food craving whilst gathering images.

[CRNFAllyKat]

Your Kim Jong face was AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Headline 2573: The Average Weight of Americans Drops to 250 pounds.

[NerdBoy567]

I'd have to agree that Kim Jong Face Was Pretty dang Epic. Now do that face and Sing "Ronry!" I would die happy. n_n

[gnooze]

He's so silly. And dangerous. Makes me think of Ahmadinejad.

[gnooze]

:D Glad you liked it! I only recently learned how to pout. Turns out I used to just awkwardly contort my face in earlier attempts.

[CRNFAllyKat]

Me too.  I still can't frown :( Which is a silly thing to be sad about...

[megamandapop]

I looooooooooooove your European voices!

[gnooze]

:D Thanks megamandapop!