Whining About the Pat Down - Willi Myles

[puertorrriquena]

Where in the Constitution does it say you have the right to not be pat down? This guy is right, Americans whine too much.

pat down vs. getting blown up or hijacked - I'd rather live thank you

[laharvey125]

You only get pat down if you look suspicious or wear a sweatshirt. Apparently they don't find it necessary to ask you to remove it.

[lee0495]

i like how the two highest rated comments are just one word

[spentamco]

KILLZ IT!! take them gloves off touch me with your bare hands halarious

[FlamingTree]

Best skit in a while

[linux750]

hmmm... this changed my perspective of the TSA pat down

[walkwalkslow]

What other countries perform "the pat down"? Land of the free?

[bobwatters]

this is stupid it should be funny but the truth is its taking our rights away and people are ok with it

[joachimk93]

@bobwatters and the time your kids die because someone brought a bomb or something, yould be happy to get touched!

[bobwatters]

@joachimk93 are u fuckin kidding me? NO i wouldnt!!!! Its more likely they will die in a car accident than any flying bullshit so should everyone be searched before they enter a car? like i said home of the controlled land of the cowardis! no more home of the free land of the brave! the terrorist have scared u into taking away ur freedoms so they won! Those who are willing to sacrafice some of their freedoms for some safety deserve netiher saftey or freedom! (Benjamin Franklin)

[Kaasen]

Jokes aside, we all know that getting a pat down isn't something you'd look forward to. But under any other circumstance, this sort of behavior would be called sexual harassment. People should be allowed to chose their method of travel without having to be touched or exposed to radiation--I don't want to exchange my privacy for safety.

[bobwatters]

@Kaasen it was benjamin franklin that said people that are willing to give up some of thier freedoms for some more saftey deserve neither fredoom or safety!

he got it right u cant exchange freedom or like u said privacy for safety this is land of the free home of the brave not land of the controlled home of the cowardis!

[libertysoccer25]

get two flights. put the people who "refuse to be patted down" on their own flight so they can suffer the potential consequences.

[soapyshoes]

Awesome.

[nycolea13]

Amazed at how many people thought this was hilarious. Yeah, it was a funny concept, but not liking the delivery. Plus the extra fake laugh track made it even harder to enjoy. ugh

[SkreetGil]

Ha!

[juanmora19910209]

Hilarity in a box....in reference to the material: Touch me wrong & Imma hurt you.

[samigirl88]

Don't forget the Barry White! If you gonna play some mood music, do it right!

[LordCorinth]

super funny! ah man this was awesome

[B1z3rKeR]

freaking hilarious!!

[chaserbaser1988]

funny but it was hard to laugh at because I am an American and family blood and lives have been used to protect the rights we have and I personal see the "pat down" as a invasion of my privacy that our families have died to protect.

[deathrebel93]

@chaserbaser1988 so americans fought against the pat-down not for freedom..get over yourself USA..seriously

[chaserbaser1988]

@deathrebel93 maybe if you educated yourself more you could see how it is crossing the very thin line of our rights as Americans.. A police officer couldn't give you that type of "pat-down" in the street because it is a against our rights...

[LawsonComedy]

@chaserbaser1988 I'll be honest, I hate the pat down but I don't think we have a right to "privacy." It's not ok to invade people's privacy for selfish reasons like the news does, but to do it for national security is another story. And this was hilarious,

[mizugamisoul]

@LawsonComedy Check out Iran's national security at their airports. No one gets touched, no one gets full-body scanned, and they have less fear of terrorism than us.

[LawsonComedy]

@mizugamisoul But has nothing ever happened over there?

[mizugamisoul]

@LawsonComedy Things are going to happen no matter how much security you have in place. The next terrorist attack won't be in the airports, it'll be in schools, malls, Wal-Mart. Places with little security, but will still take out massive amounts of people.

If they wanted to terrorize us, they easily could, and invasive security measures are only hurting normal citizens, which are protected under the fourth amendment.

[LawsonComedy]

@mizugamisoul Yes things might happen, but tighter security means less things will happen. Like I said, I hate the security at airports, but I don't see it as that unreasonable. Uncomfortable yes, but not unreasonable.

[ColdSHeep]

@LawsonComedy So at what point would you consider the security unreasonable?

[mizugamisoul]

@LawsonComedy It's completely unreasonable for your rights to be infringed upon.

[ButterflyDragon9]

@chaserbaser1988

You can choose not to fly. Novel concept, huh?

[LawsonComedy]

@ButterflyDragon9 some people don't have that choice. Like traveling comedians. Or anyone that has to fly because their job entails it.

[jebton]

"you get on a plane with me i want to know you've been touched inappropriatly" LOL thats what im talking about!

[crazymcfobo]

Black comedians are great. Every black comedian I've ever seen/heard has been original, or put spin on something old. It's great!

[peruface]

i was laughing on this one!

[LtShock]

Hilarious!

[abstractelysium]

not bad for video #500

[StSIZpanX]

not funny, but true

[djchocolateapostle]

@StSIZpanX my thoughts exactly

[DangerousDan666]

funny

and jacob

get a life

[AgentGhost]

Patdowns are from a rent-a-cop of the same gender. It's not just patting over the clothes either, they've gone so far as to jiggle men's balls.

[kaosgoblin]

Cunt.

[JacobDeTi]

first

[orgixvi3]

@JacobDeTi Fag