Why does a cop have to stand there and listen to this douchebag?? while if this faggot was talkin to me like this in a bar.. i woulda broken his jaw for him!!
@TheHoodedHead What do you mean, its totally real, I always go up and film people who are pulled over by the police just in case they say something funny
I'm just looking at this video, laughing and thinking "Oh shit...", but when 1:30 passed by, I just lost it. That's the price you pay for being a smartass.
badge is on wrong side, badge is on pocket instead of abone and no name tag, no utility belt, still more realistic than "operation repo"!!! also funny as hell, and entertaining!!! thanx!!!!!
wow neither top comment is collosal handjob of a man, but at least the second one is "530 people are police officers". Youtube, you never cease to dissapoint me, but please try harder next time
@Calibrains oh of course... that uniform is faker than... you know the rest... not to mention in real life that cop probably would have beat the living jesus out of him...
Are you retarded? If someone really said that shit to a cop, the cop would beat his ass, put him in jail and give him a rough time... Look at this video... Do you really think a camera would get that close to the guy and yet get a good shot at the cop too? :/ come on now...
Oh man. Do I ever feel like saying pretty much the same thing when a total asshole cop pulls me over for virtually nothing. Running 4mph over, no seatbelt, my favorite..no license plate light...during the day. changing lanes without a signal when there's no one anywhere near you, same for turning right when nobody is near you. and yes, recently even, I had an asshole small penis cop ask me if I were on my way to or from a fire. I hate cops, all are dicks and should find another career. dicks
yaaa everyone hates cops they suck huh? Let's just get rid of them all right? Then when you're getting raped in the middle of the street lets see how much you like them.
Wow I had to mute it after just 20 seconds of the far too commonly recited line of artificial insults in a sad attempt to belittle someone you know nothing about. Anyone who uses the word douchebag as an insult is a braindead trendy fake ass unfunny loser who likes to pretend they mean something in life.
@Quickroid I believe you mean *you're", which is a contraction of the words you and are, opposed to what you said -- *your*, which is an adjective used to show possessiveness. For example, you're a retard so you wear your helmet to protect your head. Are you a police officer by chance? You seem to have the intelligence of one.
@MrMikeyboy1002 You are correct :) Such as "You ARE a helmet" (if you know what that means). I had forgotten about the grammer Gestapo (if you know what Gestapo means). Not a LEO just think that someone as ugly as the gentleman in the video thought so much of himself.
@xTEXASx92 No shit Mr. Smart Guy. So you think you're so smart shouting 'fake' at videos like this.
Shouting 'fake' at a video that's obviously part of some comedy tv show, with 3 or 4 different camera angles only makes you look like a fool. It doesn't make you look smart.
This is fuckin awesome lool. unfortunately other ppl copied it and are having 2 and 3 million views while the original upload hasnt gotten as many. still great though.
@WhiteArmy1918, enjoying your mental screenplay again, you witless hillbilly? There is no such thing as evil, you jackass, just actions that affect people negatively or positively, and our defining such actions as good or bad natured towards ourselves. I haven't heard you say one "good" thing since you sounded off last night - so the hypocrisy ensues, as does the continued lack of variety in your one-track mind. Keep making things up, you've only proven the lack of depth in your thought process
And you are a racist pig. You claimed earlier whitearmy was in reference to the Russian war, but your comment to Tripbag just put lie to that claim. Your name and your posts show everyone what you really are.
652 are corrupt 400 pound cops with nicknames like sir porksalot...
QFizzle1992 1 week ago 2
...waste...
Mikey8239 2 weeks ago
...omg LQL
vikingzimmerman 3 weeks ago
L ......M.......A.......O!!!!!
deaditequeen 3 weeks ago
BIG BANG THEORY
sugafut5 3 weeks ago
This is sooooo Bradley Cooper!
mi6QBranch 3 weeks ago
clay and elbow macaroni lol
QFizzle1992 3 weeks ago
no top comment? quick say something stuiped
keeanispeein 4 weeks ago 7
! No top comment? Here's my chance! Hi mom :D
spiky4ever122112 1 month ago 2
This guy is my hero...
QFizzle1992 1 month ago
Ha ...... Sir Porksalot :D
buttercup1527 1 month ago
Too funny
flamerod1 1 month ago
you wish!
25jamlife 1 month ago
That mother fucker just got told
emilio64954 1 month ago
Why does a cop have to stand there and listen to this douchebag?? while if this faggot was talkin to me like this in a bar.. i woulda broken his jaw for him!!
FOUGEDDABOUDIT4509 1 month ago
@FOUGEDDABOUDIT4509
You got no sense of humor.
l2ash 1 month ago
@FOUGEDDABOUDIT4509 this isn't real. go to bed.
xxbrkdwnxx 1 month ago
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FOUGEDDABOUDIT4509 1 month ago
He had total right to act on his fear
Deadpool0215 1 month ago
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qv14oneillm 1 month ago
thats funny...
rpgfan72 1 month ago
is that randall graves?
did kevin smith write this?
bakersakter 1 month ago
he totally described a typical american cop XD
pommesdreher 1 month ago
totally worth it.
diskordionista 1 month ago
He talks like doctor cox from scrubs
vasilenko 2 months ago
Uh huh, this loudmouth would get his fag ass shot if he mouthed off like that. Totally fake.
TheHoodedHead 2 months ago
@TheHoodedHead What do you mean, its totally real, I always go up and film people who are pulled over by the police just in case they say something funny
d4bl4h 1 month ago
Would have been better if it were Dr. Cox doing the rant.
TheThoughtVacuum 2 months ago
Hahaha. I'm gonna memorize this speech next time I get pulled over.
jqdsilva 2 months ago
It would be funnier without the smack down at the end. "If it bends, it's funny. If it breaks, it's not funny."
JiveDadson 3 months ago
What film is this off?
IAmChuckNorris11 3 months ago
He looks like and sounds like Will Wheaton.
mariogetslaid 3 months ago
As Seen On: scams
DraconicFury 3 months ago
@xmistaxmk3x Somehow I don't think you will. But feel free to film it and let's see how far into it you get.
CryptoDriver 3 months ago
the man in the pik up reminds me of brandon off the big bang theory
LJayMusic18 3 months ago 5
@LJayMusic18 *Sheldon* and yes he does! lol
GizEdwards 2 weeks ago
@GizEdwards ah yer sheldon lol not brandon...stupid me
LJayMusic18 2 weeks ago
I So need to memorize this!
rickyclay32 4 months ago
if u want pass for my acc its RoboToes722
sundayfunday722 4 months ago
OMG 623 cops dont like this
sundayfunday722 4 months ago
im going to get pulled over....lets see hoe they take this shit in dayton, ohio lol
drxlclan 4 months ago
Love this sort of humour
xKiiTz 4 months ago
i wanted to see fight
weterman4320 4 months ago
I'm just looking at this video, laughing and thinking "Oh shit...", but when 1:30 passed by, I just lost it. That's the price you pay for being a smartass.
SupaKoopaKid64 4 months ago
@seffogo lol ! I love how you reffer to cops as "idiots" and you have the grammar of a 6 year old ! Lmao
1707playboy 4 months ago
loooooooooool
jubani93 4 months ago
This guy is hillarious, and the look on the "cop's" face is priceless
joeottmicott 5 months ago
badge is on wrong side, badge is on pocket instead of abone and no name tag, no utility belt, still more realistic than "operation repo"!!! also funny as hell, and entertaining!!! thanx!!!!!
willian32976 5 months ago
attractive? ahahahaha!
thds699 5 months ago
615 officers have dicks the size of the dislike bar
TheMarkuru 5 months ago
lol id love to see this really happen
lolindeedful 5 months ago
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I NEVER get tired of seeing this.
TheQuest2quest 5 months ago
The best part was when the video ended.
intheshitter 5 months ago
does anyone else see him not talking at 30 sec.
ocsurfilms 5 months ago
@seffogo And now I know why. You didn't go to school, what with that appalling spelling and all.
simstorial 5 months ago
i would pay to c this in reall life.......
OMBIC 5 months ago
fukin gay as video
road26madtown 5 months ago
I want to see the part where the cop kicks his ass.
bertdewitt 5 months ago
this man is just saying what we are all thinking lolzzz!!!!
KronosTheDeejay 5 months ago
this video is funny as hell.
7hollowpoint 5 months ago
funny stuff lols
8matman 5 months ago
Why people uploaded some fake video, uhm ok thumbs down.
M4A108 5 months ago
hey nice try~
koolkidde 5 months ago
i woulda shot his ass lol
kcmoto001 5 months ago
OH...EM-GEE!! I want more
antediluvian99 5 months ago
priceless. all the things i always wanted to say
TheEarepol 5 months ago
loool sounds like the guy from the Big Bang Theory.
TheFamousGuy13 5 months ago
stupid
nexusxmoon 5 months ago
@nexusxmoon You are that. :)
zariordan 5 months ago
stop hitting the same places!
TheyCallMeMrHappy 5 months ago
If you want assaults, kidnappings, rapes, verbal abuse, drug trafficking, murder and all social crimes to go down get rid of cops.
D33Lux 6 months ago
Everyone that thought this was real should click the dislike button and hand in their badge.
Calibrains 6 months ago
what other reason could you have for being such a colossal hand job of a man?
rawflepotato 6 months ago
Badges are worn on the left side. I am beginning to think he might not have been a real cop.
PriapismSD 6 months ago
What a boring uninspired rant... Kick his ass!
duleewopper 6 months ago
this guy is the douchbag,,,
nirvgardengod 6 months ago
haha thats so true on so many levels
TheWuSlasher 6 months ago
wow neither top comment is collosal handjob of a man, but at least the second one is "530 people are police officers". Youtube, you never cease to dissapoint me, but please try harder next time
Wutwut1n1 6 months ago
It's funny because its true.
ABeans07 6 months ago
i hope every cop sees this and it gives them a bad day :)
PAULSAIDIT 6 months ago
fuck you rob and fuck cops!!! how long are you pussys going to let these pigs push you around i gess you like your face stuck in the shit
xian811 6 months ago
i know its fake but "smart ass post college think they know everything" people like this are just as big of douchebags as cops
robyrob78 6 months ago
@robyrob78 YA. no
ParkingLotMenace1 5 months ago
this is dumb
amerex362001 6 months ago
@amerex362001 I smell a piggy.
addamsfamilylegacy 6 months ago
@addamsfamilylegacy haha no kid im not. Just a dumb video
amerex362001 6 months ago
oh no sillys... if i were that cop I would have given him so many tickets he'd have to get rides with his grandma for the rest of his life!
jojmr27 6 months ago
@jojmr27 You don't think he's gonna live long or his grandma is gonna be a longevity record breaker? ...but you don't think this is real, right?
Calibrains 6 months ago
@Calibrains oh of course... that uniform is faker than... you know the rest... not to mention in real life that cop probably would have beat the living jesus out of him...
jojmr27 5 months ago
@ LordMutanus
Are you retarded? If someone really said that shit to a cop, the cop would beat his ass, put him in jail and give him a rough time... Look at this video... Do you really think a camera would get that close to the guy and yet get a good shot at the cop too? :/ come on now...
VictoriousL96 6 months ago
That was great LOL. The cop just stood there and let him finish. Like my daddy always said. You pay for every word that comes out of your mouth.
antonnie0099 6 months ago
omgomgomg is this reall???
LordMutanus 6 months ago
@LordMutanus ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED????!!!!!
911violentagro 6 months ago
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I sure would hope you'd say that to a real police officer and then have your ass handed to you.
ClownViolenceBoogie 6 months ago
LOL Thumbs up if you had a crap day and watching this video made you laugh your ass off. :)) :))
KeeBar594 6 months ago
lol that cop got ownt
NeopointsForFree 6 months ago
does he remind anyone else of Jim Parsons? in the way he spoke and maybe a lil in mannerisms...
19southy89 6 months ago
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this video is retarded...
HappyMatt35 6 months ago
Oh man. Do I ever feel like saying pretty much the same thing when a total asshole cop pulls me over for virtually nothing. Running 4mph over, no seatbelt, my favorite..no license plate light...during the day. changing lanes without a signal when there's no one anywhere near you, same for turning right when nobody is near you. and yes, recently even, I had an asshole small penis cop ask me if I were on my way to or from a fire. I hate cops, all are dicks and should find another career. dicks
jaded16340 6 months ago
fake and gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sugafreeboy 6 months ago
@sugafreeboy obviously its fake. are you an idiot?
Rbamford131 6 months ago
no wonder!! hes a vampire!!! 1:40 vampire bite :D
MrMisterHim 6 months ago
Fuck this if you want to see him get hurt, dislike and stop watching it doesn't happen.
RandomityISaGIFT 6 months ago
@RandomityISaGIFT your a moron
Rbamford131 6 months ago
lol
BattleCamTested 6 months ago
Hahaha wow. Is it just me or did this guy remind anyone of Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory if he got pulled over?
07SuperchargedSS 6 months ago
0:36 I was expecting him to floor it lol
bloodhoun138 6 months ago
WELL, I GUESS THIS GUY WONT BE GETTING OFF WITH A WARNING. LOL
28JohnnyP 6 months ago
yaaa everyone hates cops they suck huh? Let's just get rid of them all right? Then when you're getting raped in the middle of the street lets see how much you like them.
thedumpsterbabys 6 months ago
@thedumpsterbabys just asking them not to be douchebags
LawyerNinja 6 months ago
@LawyerNinja douchebags because you got caught speeding? It's there job theres a reason they do the things they do.
thedumpsterbabys 5 months ago
@thedumpsterbabys they pull you over for no reason too you know ^^
SecretSpetsnaz 5 months ago
this is just about everything i ever wanted to say to every cop i've ever met. i hate them all. great video.
septogram7 6 months ago
556 pple are lard assas
JoBoMano 6 months ago
Wuh wuh weeeeeak!
a1vocalcoachdotcom 6 months ago
ha! " On behalf of attractive slender people everywhere, I just want to say I'm sorry."
SuperNaray 6 months ago
you know, if you know how to exercise your rights, you could say this to a cop.
free00to00ryhme 6 months ago
Hit Different Places LMAO!
abercrombiekid411 6 months ago
lol, hit different places xD greg is the only one who can face reality
ShiroKado 6 months ago
Wow I had to mute it after just 20 seconds of the far too commonly recited line of artificial insults in a sad attempt to belittle someone you know nothing about. Anyone who uses the word douchebag as an insult is a braindead trendy fake ass unfunny loser who likes to pretend they mean something in life.
BrianWarner1996 6 months ago
LOL Sir Porks alot
realnameunknown2011 6 months ago
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This was pretty funny. Obviously fake but it was entertaining.. Hey... couldn't someone be charged with impersonating a cop? lol
Haha! Stop hitting the same place! Hit different Places!
PerryCS2 6 months ago
Haha! Stop hitting the same place! Hit different Places!
jackoroma3 6 months ago 16
@jackoroma3 thats what she said
himomymom 6 months ago
Why couldn't they just realize that you were borderline retarded? ahaha.
brantleymay 6 months ago
LOVE IT!!!! I wish I could memorize that speech word for word just in case I got pulled over. LOL!!
DTVATC6469 6 months ago
what he said at 00:28 i started laughing and said holllly shit...
friedchikenuser 6 months ago
lmao "stop hitting the same place, hit different places" obviously a fake comedy sketch but that line tickled me
BogusDudeGW 6 months ago
I cant believe I just watched this shit... That dude looks like a complete fag and should get beat just for that....
dycenyne 6 months ago
@dycenyne youre probably one of the people he was talking about
swimmer71192 6 months ago
@swimmer71192 and ur a faceless fag, get bent pussy
dycenyne 6 months ago
how grand that would have been!
foggdogg7 7 months ago
537 cops didn't like this.
deke76 7 months ago 18
ahaha dude got raped
TheReaLGrizzy 7 months ago
Stupid shit
gloopcar 7 months ago
For when someone inevitably tries this at home, you actually aren't required to step out of the car.
wanderlustwarrior 7 months ago
this was retarded.
alannapower 7 months ago
haha wtf
SpaceHog2099 7 months ago
lol ok now that was funny.
MidnightRayn 7 months ago
Terrific video, bravo!
cheturt 7 months ago
too funny!..haha..
MsBlesyn 7 months ago
i wonder what plasis the cop is hiting!!!!!!!
sparty200 7 months ago
how grand that would have been
111123ass 7 months ago
loled so hard on "u can barely put ur sense together"
bimbolag 7 months ago
530 people are police officers
pirell 7 months ago 47
@silversquirrel2 uhm..... he doesnt have red hair........
TakeThisBro 7 months ago
fag that was gay
TurB0NAsTy 7 months ago
wat a load of UTTER SHITE. ur really sad. ill pray4u. U SAD BASTARD.
aaniloc 7 months ago
@girlie347 dont feed the trolls stupid!
spartan1081990 7 months ago
524 pigs did not like your speech!!! lol
mettalliko 7 months ago
Hahaha, I think I just cracked a rib laughing... Can I call that police brutality too?
Danbo342 7 months ago
lol
dominic7982 7 months ago
Smart talking an overweight cop isn't a good idea.
ZillaRocks 7 months ago
@ZillaRocks That's why they closed all the Dunkin Donuts in our area
Quickroid 7 months ago
Accurate with about 60% of male cops.
SeethingGreen 7 months ago
So you think your thin and attractive?
Quickroid 7 months ago
@Quickroid I believe you mean *you're", which is a contraction of the words you and are, opposed to what you said -- *your*, which is an adjective used to show possessiveness. For example, you're a retard so you wear your helmet to protect your head. Are you a police officer by chance? You seem to have the intelligence of one.
MrMikeyboy1002 7 months ago
@MrMikeyboy1002 You are correct :) Such as "You ARE a helmet" (if you know what that means). I had forgotten about the grammer Gestapo (if you know what Gestapo means). Not a LEO just think that someone as ugly as the gentleman in the video thought so much of himself.
Quickroid 7 months ago
Hey people I tried that and it worked! I did get my ass beat lol
oldblacknwhite 7 months ago
lol bet every cop would love to do that!
onlyweknow2 7 months ago
lol everyone would love to say this.
10100003 7 months ago 66
wow, im suprised people liked piece of shit like this
ComedyKing20934 7 months ago
Would like to beat the tard who posted this garbage.
aal49 7 months ago
I think this is what the expression means "You Got Ripped"
regan1010 7 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HOLYSHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAH SO TRUE
ledarksparck 7 months ago
I would have beat this guy up at 0:01
RuggedSavior 7 months ago
if this was real there wouldnt be a fucking camrea behind the cop, btw the guy sounds like steve from Night at the ROxbury
GregJimBob 7 months ago
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahah i love it! LOVE IT... LOVE IT..
sir porks a lot! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH fucking pigs
ster1357 7 months ago
Well deserved!
BobCrane787 7 months ago
it is fake cause im sure the cop wouldnt let someone stand behind him and tape it. and he doesnt have a gun.
xTEXASx92 7 months ago
@xTEXASx92 No shit Mr. Smart Guy. So you think you're so smart shouting 'fake' at videos like this.
Shouting 'fake' at a video that's obviously part of some comedy tv show, with 3 or 4 different camera angles only makes you look like a fool. It doesn't make you look smart.
girlie347 7 months ago
@girlie347 well, look who decided to act like a hard ass and pull the dick out of his ass. Iol internet tough guy nothing more. pity
xTEXASx92 7 months ago
stupid
THEleftnutsak 7 months ago
This is fuckin awesome lool. unfortunately other ppl copied it and are having 2 and 3 million views while the original upload hasnt gotten as many. still great though.
Kurruptedmindz 7 months ago
fake!
MusicToEatOfficial 7 months ago
blah blah blah he should have gotten a beating for posting that video .
lois8795 7 months ago
bull shit video
ELconchesumare 7 months ago
@ELconchesumare Are you sure? This looked pretty real to me? Huh
redfoxskater 7 months ago
freaking moron...!
farwin97 8 months ago
why did they take out the part when the cop was beating up the guy? he was anooying
Asian1927mixable 8 months ago
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WhiteArmy1918 8 months ago
@WhiteArmy1918, enjoying your mental screenplay again, you witless hillbilly? There is no such thing as evil, you jackass, just actions that affect people negatively or positively, and our defining such actions as good or bad natured towards ourselves. I haven't heard you say one "good" thing since you sounded off last night - so the hypocrisy ensues, as does the continued lack of variety in your one-track mind. Keep making things up, you've only proven the lack of depth in your thought process
Tripbag 8 months ago
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WhiteArmy1918 8 months ago
@WhiteArmy1918
And you are a racist pig. You claimed earlier whitearmy was in reference to the Russian war, but your comment to Tripbag just put lie to that claim. Your name and your posts show everyone what you really are.
Pentegarn 8 months ago