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  • 652 are corrupt 400 pound cops with nicknames like sir porksalot...

  • ...waste...

  • ...omg LQL

  • L ......M.......A.......O!!!!!

  • BIG BANG THEORY

    

  • This is sooooo Bradley Cooper!

  • clay and elbow macaroni lol

  • no top comment? quick say something stuiped

  • ! No top comment? Here's my chance! Hi mom :D

    

  • This guy is my hero...

  • Ha ...... Sir Porksalot :D

  • Too funny

  • you wish!

  • That mother fucker just got told

  • Why does a cop have to stand there and listen to this douchebag?? while if this faggot was talkin to me like this in a bar.. i woulda broken his jaw for him!!

  • @FOUGEDDABOUDIT4509

    You got no sense of humor.

  • @FOUGEDDABOUDIT4509 this isn't real. go to bed.

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  • He had total right to act on his fear

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  • thats funny...

  • is that randall graves?

    did kevin smith write this?

  • he totally described a typical american cop XD

  • totally worth it.

  • He talks like doctor cox from scrubs

  • Uh huh, this loudmouth would get his fag ass shot if he mouthed off like that. Totally fake.

  • @TheHoodedHead What do you mean, its totally real, I always go up and film people who are pulled over by the police just in case they say something funny

  • Would have been better if it were Dr. Cox doing the rant.

  • Hahaha. I'm gonna memorize this speech next time I get pulled over.

  • It would be funnier without the smack down at the end. "If it bends, it's funny. If it breaks, it's not funny."

  • What film is this off?

  • He looks like and sounds like Will Wheaton.

  • As Seen On: scams

  • @xmistaxmk3x Somehow I don't think you will. But feel free to film it and let's see how far into it you get.

  • the man in the pik up reminds me of brandon off the big bang theory

  • @LJayMusic18 *Sheldon* and yes he does! lol

  • @GizEdwards ah yer sheldon lol not brandon...stupid me

  • I So need to memorize this!

    

  • if u want pass for my acc its RoboToes722

  • OMG 623 cops dont like this

  • im going to get pulled over....lets see hoe they take this shit in dayton, ohio lol

  • Love this sort of humour

  • i wanted to see fight

  • I'm just looking at this video, laughing and thinking "Oh shit...", but when 1:30 passed by, I just lost it. That's the price you pay for being a smartass.

  • @seffogo lol ! I love how you reffer to cops as "idiots" and you have the grammar of a 6 year old ! Lmao

  • loooooooooool

  • This guy is hillarious, and the look on the "cop's" face is priceless

  • badge is on wrong side, badge is on pocket instead of abone and no name tag, no utility belt, still more realistic than "operation repo"!!! also funny as hell, and entertaining!!! thanx!!!!!

  • attractive? ahahahaha!

  • 615 officers have dicks the size of the dislike bar

  • lol id love to see this really happen

  • The best part was when the video ended.

  • does anyone else see him not talking at 30 sec.

  • @seffogo And now I know why. You didn't go to school, what with that appalling spelling and all.

  • i would pay to c this in reall life.......

  • fukin gay as video

  • I want to see the part where the cop kicks his ass.

  • this man is just saying what we are all thinking lolzzz!!!!

  • this video is funny as hell.

  • funny stuff lols

  • Why people uploaded some fake video, uhm ok thumbs down.

  • hey nice try~

  • i woulda shot his ass lol

  • OH...EM-GEE!! I want more

  • priceless. all the things i always wanted to say

  • loool sounds like the guy from the Big Bang Theory.

  • stupid

  • @nexusxmoon You are that. :)

  • stop hitting the same places!

  • If you want assaults, kidnappings, rapes, verbal abuse, drug trafficking, murder and all social crimes to go down get rid of cops.

  • Everyone that thought this was real should click the dislike button and hand in their badge.

  • what other reason could you have for being such a colossal hand job of a man?

  • Badges are worn on the left side. I am beginning to think he might not have been a real cop.

  • What a boring uninspired rant... Kick his ass!

  • this guy is the douchbag,,,

  • haha thats so true on so many levels

  • wow neither top comment is collosal handjob of a man, but at least the second one is "530 people are police officers". Youtube, you never cease to dissapoint me, but please try harder next time

  • It's funny because its true.

  • i hope every cop sees this and it gives them a bad day :)

  • fuck you rob and fuck cops!!! how long are you pussys going to let these pigs push you around i gess you like your face stuck in the shit

  • i know its fake but "smart ass post college think they know everything" people like this are just as big of douchebags as cops

  • @robyrob78 YA. no

  • this is dumb

  • @amerex362001 I smell a piggy.

  • @addamsfamilylegacy haha no kid im not. Just a dumb video

  • oh no sillys... if i were that cop I would have given him so many tickets he'd have to get rides with his grandma for the rest of his life!

  • @jojmr27 You don't think he's gonna live long or his grandma is gonna be a longevity record breaker? ...but you don't think this is real, right?

  • @Calibrains oh of course... that uniform is faker than... you know the rest... not to mention in real life that cop probably would have beat the living jesus out of him...

  • @ LordMutanus

    Are you retarded? If someone really said that shit to a cop, the cop would beat his ass, put him in jail and give him a rough time... Look at this video... Do you really think a camera would get that close to the guy and yet get a good shot at the cop too? :/ come on now...

  • That was great LOL. The cop just stood there and let him finish. Like my daddy always said. You pay for every word that comes out of your mouth.

  • omgomgomg is this reall???

  • @LordMutanus ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED????!!!!!

  • LOL Thumbs up if you had a crap day and watching this video made you laugh your ass off. :)) :))

  • lol that cop got ownt

  • does he remind anyone else of Jim Parsons? in the way he spoke and maybe a lil in mannerisms...

  • Oh man. Do I ever feel like saying pretty much the same thing when a total asshole cop pulls me over for virtually nothing. Running 4mph over, no seatbelt, my favorite..no license plate light...during the day. changing lanes without a signal when there's no one anywhere near you, same for turning right when nobody is near you. and yes, recently even, I had an asshole small penis cop ask me if I were on my way to or from a fire. I hate cops, all are dicks and should find another career. dicks

  • fake and gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • @sugafreeboy obviously its fake. are you an idiot?

  • no wonder!! hes a vampire!!! 1:40 vampire bite :D

  • Fuck this if you want to see him get hurt, dislike and stop watching it doesn't happen.

  • @RandomityISaGIFT your a moron

  • lol

  • Hahaha wow. Is it just me or did this guy remind anyone of Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory if he got pulled over?

  • 0:36 I was expecting him to floor it lol

  • WELL, I GUESS THIS GUY WONT BE GETTING OFF WITH A WARNING. LOL

  • yaaa everyone hates cops they suck huh? Let's just get rid of them all right? Then when you're getting raped in the middle of the street lets see how much you like them.

  • @thedumpsterbabys just asking them not to be douchebags

  • @LawyerNinja douchebags because you got caught speeding? It's there job theres a reason they do the things they do.

  • @thedumpsterbabys they pull you over for no reason too you know ^^

  • this is just about everything i ever wanted to say to every cop i've ever met. i hate them all. great video.

  • 556 pple are lard assas

  • Wuh wuh weeeeeak!

  • ha! " On behalf of attractive slender people everywhere, I just want to say I'm sorry."

  • you know, if you know how to exercise your rights, you could say this to a cop.

  • Hit Different Places LMAO!

  • lol, hit different places xD greg is the only one who can face reality

  • Wow I had to mute it after just 20 seconds of the far too commonly recited line of artificial insults in a sad attempt to belittle someone you know nothing about. Anyone who uses the word douchebag as an insult is a braindead trendy fake ass unfunny loser who likes to pretend they mean something in life.

  • LOL Sir Porks alot

  • Haha! Stop hitting the same place! Hit different Places!

  • @jackoroma3 thats what she said

  • Why couldn't they just realize that you were borderline retarded? ahaha.

  • LOVE IT!!!! I wish I could memorize that speech word for word just in case I got pulled over. LOL!!

  • what he said at 00:28 i started laughing and said holllly shit...

  • lmao "stop hitting the same place, hit different places" obviously a fake comedy sketch but that line tickled me

  • I cant believe I just watched this shit... That dude looks like a complete fag and should get beat just for that....

  • @dycenyne youre probably one of the people he was talking about

  • @swimmer71192 and ur a faceless fag, get bent pussy

  • how grand that would have been!

  • 537 cops didn't like this.

  • ahaha dude got raped

  • Stupid shit

  • For when someone inevitably tries this at home, you actually aren't required to step out of the car.

  • this was retarded. 

  • haha wtf

  • lol ok now that was funny.

  • Terrific video, bravo!

  • too funny!..haha..

  • i wonder what plasis the cop is hiting!!!!!!!

  • how grand that would have been

  • loled so hard on "u can barely put ur sense together"

  • 530 people are police officers

  • @silversquirrel2 uhm..... he doesnt have red hair........

  • fag that was gay

  • wat a load of UTTER SHITE. ur really sad. ill pray4u. U SAD BASTARD.

  • @girlie347 dont feed the trolls stupid!

  • 524 pigs did not like your speech!!! lol

  • Hahaha, I think I just cracked a rib laughing... Can I call that police brutality too?

  • lol

  • Smart talking an overweight cop isn't a good idea.

  • @ZillaRocks That's why they closed all the Dunkin Donuts in our area

  • Accurate with about 60% of male cops.

  • So you think your thin and attractive?

  • @Quickroid I believe you mean *you're", which is a contraction of the words you and are, opposed to what you said -- *your*, which is an adjective used to show possessiveness. For example, you're a retard so you wear your helmet to protect your head. Are you a police officer by chance? You seem to have the intelligence of one.

  • @MrMikeyboy1002 You are correct :) Such as "You ARE a helmet" (if you know what that means). I had forgotten about the grammer Gestapo (if you know what Gestapo means). Not a LEO just think that someone as ugly as the gentleman in the video thought so much of himself.

  • Hey people I tried that and it worked! I did get my ass beat lol

  • lol bet every cop would love to do that!

  • lol everyone would love to say this.

  • wow, im suprised people liked piece of shit like this

  • Would like to beat the tard who posted this garbage.

  • I think this is what the expression means "You Got Ripped"

  • AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HOLYSHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAH SO TRUE

  • I would have beat this guy up at 0:01

  • if this was real there wouldnt be a fucking camrea behind the cop, btw the guy sounds like steve from Night at the ROxbury

  • hahahahahhahahahahahahahahah i love it! LOVE IT... LOVE IT..

    sir porks a lot! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH fucking pigs

  • Well deserved!

  • it is fake cause im sure the cop wouldnt let someone stand behind him and tape it. and he doesnt have a gun.

  • @xTEXASx92 No shit Mr. Smart Guy. So you think you're so smart shouting 'fake' at videos like this.

    Shouting 'fake' at a video that's obviously part of some comedy tv show, with 3 or 4 different camera angles only makes you look like a fool. It doesn't make you look smart.

  • @girlie347 well, look who decided to act like a hard ass and pull the dick out of his ass. Iol internet tough guy nothing more. pity

  • stupid

    

  • This is fuckin awesome lool. unfortunately other ppl copied it and are having 2 and 3 million views while the original upload hasnt gotten as many. still great though.

  • fake!

  • blah blah blah he should have gotten a beating for posting that video .

  • bull shit video

  • @ELconchesumare Are you sure? This looked pretty real to me? Huh

  • freaking moron...!

  • why did they take out the part when the cop was beating up the guy? he was anooying

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  • @WhiteArmy1918, enjoying your mental screenplay again, you witless hillbilly? There is no such thing as evil, you jackass, just actions that affect people negatively or positively, and our defining such actions as good or bad natured towards ourselves. I haven't heard you say one "good" thing since you sounded off last night - so the hypocrisy ensues, as does the continued lack of variety in your one-track mind. Keep making things up, you've only proven the lack of depth in your thought process

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  • @WhiteArmy1918

    And you are a racist pig. You claimed earlier whitearmy was in reference to the Russian war, but your comment to Tripbag just put lie to that claim. Your name and your posts show everyone what you really are.