"Strawberry Lemonade" - Bret Earnst - Comics Without Borders

[li9hts0ut56]

10 Persians watched this video

[VILEHINTZ]

i ove it too

[steven4rmnewyork]

he's confusing persians with arabs

[DurasDrum]

@steven4rmnewyork Yeah. Persians are worse.

[RandomlyAwesome12]

This is the funniest thing EVER! "Yo, YOU GOT SRAWBERRY LEMONADE?!?!?!!" :D

[DomJNice]

LMMFAOROTFL!! Strawberry Lemonade is too good!

[wisemasterj]

yo if this is 360p i want to see what 1080p is

[OLDBEATERSIX]

dats y i get me a lemonberry slush everytime i go to sonic.

[bassamedic]

Guess i'll take a salaaaaaaaad, put away any croutoooooooooon, or lettuce xD that was fuckin' hilarious

[mikegez6]

that crowd SUCKS!

[KaygirlCA]

LOVED the dance! for the black ppl hahhaa wanna be crip walk

[rocknroller92]

Bitch it's a salad! Lmao

[dmb0531]

I work there!!! This is EXACTLY what its like!!!!

[hawaiiblowsTEXAN4EVR]

this crowd sucks, cuz that shit was funny as hell!

[1994maguire1994]

WHER IS MY BREAD o_O

[chrisxculliver]

wow the whole time i thot i was the only black person that liked strawberry lemonade lol

[MrLOLSUPUMAD]

this guy is my new favorite stand up

[brylingual]

Where I work, it's pronounced a certain way. It goes, "Hey ya'll got dat strahbrry lemonahe? das refillable righ'?" Now, at first i found this annoying, but i finally got a taste of our strawberry syrup, and i wanted to down that whole damn bottle. And I'm white. Let's just say there's a reason, they get excited. Cause that shit tastes sooo good.

[imawhore499]

im ready to go!... my friend!

[chikenkaboodles16]

Oh hell no YOU GUYS GOT STRAWBERRY LEMONADE!

[GabrielVillegas0907]

refresh if you hate this commercials.! loophole mothafucka.!

[ChickenWangx3]

LMFAOOOOO, dere voooice go squeeeky .

[RedSlushieLushy]

Right now we have watermelon lemonade Lol, they gooooo crazy over it!

[michikoww]

Actually makes me appreciate waiters and waitresses more. Mental note to be much nicer to them! :D

[slackador]

I was a waiter for 4 years. One time, while eating at a restaurant with my girlfriend, I was telling her how black people always ordered strawberry lemonade. She didn't believe me and thought I was being racist. Right then, not a minute later, a table of 8 black people sat down. When the waitress cam back with their drinks, she had 8 strawberry lemonades. My girlfriend didn't call me racist after that.

[5alidal]

@slackador nothing racist about it... ur not discriminating by showing hate... ur just stereotyping (debatable if its right or wrong)

[JavonteTreble]

@slackador That strawberry lemonade is good stuff. We tend to have Bret's exact reaction when we see it on the menu too. That's why it's so funny. lol

[daryka1]

yalll got strawberry lemonade hook a brotha up

[CosmicCherrry]

THANK YOU! I am a waitress and its' so nice to be able to vent and listen to other waiter/waitresses vent in a comedic way so you can have something to laugh about at such a stressful job!

[64ismael]

i will kick you to sleep hahah

[LoserJinxedAndJaded]

WHERE IS MY BREAD!!

[n3rdbear]

lol that dance is so funny.

[reddexred]

ehh guys am Black in Norway i thught i was like one in a million or something...thought the ice froze my head or something :P lol but, anyway we can all regroup someday.....u know Brodders who like Strawberry Lemonade

[BaganJermal]

Now, I have to try strawberry lemonade.

[xLostInTheCrowdx]

I Totally Agree With The Whole " I Hate my job " Lol i used to be a waitress. gahh people are hateful anf annyoing

[Al420WeedSmoker]

fucking hilarious

[Annemo24]

i love strawberry lemonade!

[gta95]

LOL im black and i thought i was the only one who loved strawberry lemonade

[Romovisque]

@gta95 Hilarious

[Soulremoved]

@gta95 hahaha



[Jacorboi]

@gta95 HELL NO, Mcdonalds has thee new Strawberry Lemonade && I must say, EVERYTIME i go i get one! LOL SMH

[ace2k222]

Lol....very true about the voice raising octaves...tho Im a root beer man myself.

[shylildude]

right on root beer is te best

[JavonteTreble]

@ace2k222 LOL as a singer, that could make for a good warm up. Just show me strawberry lemonade. lmao

[pinkybrooklyn]

love the truthfulness:) I forgot how much I loooooved strawberry Lemonade:) lol:P

[thickymicky1]

lol check ur hearing man

[3observer3]

haha funny guy!

[tebz2010]

hahaha, the reaction to the strawberry lemonade was hillarious! Lmao

[drbangbangboom]

hahaha so true

[addieroxrev09]

hey this guy's pretty gud. he's the only one who's not imitating russell peters or making crap stories. he's being realistic and simple too. i like this guy.

[whatitduz23]

he says niggas, yay racism

[weloveannanetrebko]

he's really hot, I wasn't listening to what he was saying....

[elizabethsucks15]

haha,he is really hot,but why dont you just look at a fucking picture dumbass

[jdlionsrock11]

REALLY

[yung21king]

Is this the guy from that show hang time

[atycg2]

"I don't want any CROUTONS or LETTUCE."

"Bitch, it's a salad."

[gritynity]

it wouldnt be a salad without lettuce LOL this one was funny

[irenadamienmariah]

so funny

[mangarda]

lol he's right, Strawberry Lemonade is the shit!!!! LOL

[thewallflower123]

hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[carameljmac]

he said brotha and den nigga later on..oh well..aint nuttin new..shit im black and diz dude funny lmao

[Gunth0r]

didnt hear the n-word, you must be hearing things ^^

[carameljmac]

ahh listen closly!! 2:19..*them NIGGAS wat u to give it to em*

[BHarv81]

Na, he says "and then they"

[carameljmac]

naw..listin CLOSELY..but either way dis dude funny lol

[Shiko88]

we still listended closely and your still wrong dumbass

he says "and then they just want you to give it to them"

u tard

[carameljmac]

OHH SHIT U RIGHT!!!! lmao my bad

[Shiko88]

dam right your bad num-nuts

[carameljmac]

lol oops haha...

[loodi69]

2:19 and then they just want to you to give it to them

[blkpnthrprty]

Yea I heard that too and rewinded it, he said "THEN THEY..."

[InuzukaOwnz]

hey its joaquin phoenix :O

[Madeste]

Anyone else think that he has an uncanny resemblance to Joaquin Phoenix?

[Anaztasia]

I agree!!! I was just trying to figure out who he reminded me of! Thank you!!

[S4NT1IE]

LMFAOO!!

[toseeornot2see]

lol he was so right about persians. I work at burger king and the persian and arab customers act like they own the place lol. as for the rich white women, they have a problem with everything lol. they want everything to be perfect and done according to them, lol if u want great service then go to a fucking restaurant, this is BK what did you expect!!

[omgitsebby]

They expect y'all to live up to your commercials, they want it their way!

[toseeornot2see]

lol, last time a customer said that to me in an argument, I remember asking a fellow worker to spit in his burger. that arsehole pissed me off so much that day that I would have pissed in his drink if the manager wasnt there lol. that would have made him wonder why his sprite was a bit yellow lol

[RealisticIdealist69]

And tangy!

[Shibiz]

HAHAHA! Hes so right about us Persians lol nailed it!

[Dznutzzzzzzzz]

its because thats the closest thing to koolaid they serve lol

[msahota]

hahahahahahahahaha

[marialicia48]

lol... white ppl are fucking demanding

[kolastraw07]

to funny but i do like my strawberry lemonade

[KINGOFKINGZect]

everybody luv it men i dont get all those stereotype cuz ive never met anybody who dosent like chicken watermelon grits and grape juice or strawberry lemonade lol good vid tho

[Worldofwarcraftsbro]

thank you someone who actually is thinking what i am

[jeromendahouse25]

Damn I do love that Strawberry Lemonade tho....

[papifanks]

Persian joke lol! 1:33

[papifanks]

this never gets old!!!!!!! no matter how many times i watch it da persian joke is still funny!

[katiebrookeee]

this shit is funny, and if you know different types of people, then you know its true

[JigglyJay6]

i love this shit haha 7:06

[Manmadeofsteel]

ROFLMFAO at 2:06

[1idea]

too funny

[Dznutzzzzzzzz]

lol so true

i luv me some strawberry and lemon drink

lol

[papifanks]

same here

[FrUiTyTuItY789]

i hate wen comedians do the crip walk wen they r talkin about black people.....

[SausosiosIsrugos]

why? :D

[FrUiTyTuItY789]

i mean i dont HATE it..its jus lik EVERY black person doesnt do that.....lik i cant name 20 people that do that....i mean i kno its a sterotype but...

[SausosiosIsrugos]

ah man, you're overreacting. stereotypes not always should be true. Not all the arabs are terrorists, not all the sctoish have to be ginger, and sometimes you can see not fat american. :) this is how it rolls man.

[FrUiTyTuItY789]

im really not....ur jus takin it that way.....im not tryna have a flame war...convo ova.

[lefootball99]

shid i like strawberry lemonade too

[cincysoulja]

ha ha ha i do like strawberry lemonade

[charles125]

me too!....... fuck

[jensiuiscool]

its sooo trueee!!!

[surielsteven]

.....umm i dont like the jonas brothers and its not 95%..Most guys hate them to but..jump?..

[monsweet16]

lmfao

[prasad604]

lol hilarious

[prasad604]

how about we just give a thumbs up

[SausosiosIsrugos]

this guy is freakin hillarious

[Dude2TriLL]

haha "rich white women, fuck you get a job!" lmao

[savrino3]

lol this shits hilarious

[dinuzuya]

strawberry lemonade! lol

[Alekiii007]

Funny, but keep the dancing for tha brotha's..

[danmaster20]

You probably met some disgraceful persians cuz only the fake ass persians yell. im persian and were diciplined not like fkin arabs.

[oth23hugger]

LMFAO!

and btw he is hot! his eyes are so gorgeous!

[AYVEElol]

LMFAO

[m4st4lockm4n]

fuck you, you emo shit this spam is useless

[y0nNeTte]

... i HATE it when comedians crip walk when talking about blacks.. that's cool if you're joking about snoop dogg... and it WAS funny but gah!

[y0nNeTte]

he's an amateur...it's so cute...

his accents need a little work

but that was funny as hell

**constructive criticism**

[VillageIdiotx]

Why would he say brothers and then niggas? He didn't, quit looking for things that aren't there.

Clearly he knows black people would be up in arms if he said nigga, he didn't.

[TashaG16]

He a gag! If black ppl can talk about white ppl why can't they talk about black ppl... if they arent saying hatred mean crap.

Yes.. I'm black.

[crunkman407]

2:17 i heard "niggahs."

[mxkid912]

not exactly

[VillageIdiotx]

i did too, i think he said "and they just want you"lol

[yayadaboss]

u trippin dawg

[TheOriginalCoasta]

he said brothas and thats that

[JSinless]

he said brothers.

[biggerflexible]

I'll kick you to sleep.

[creativepablo1]

ha ha lmao bitch it's a salad

[kbeau613]

dude he said nigga, woww...dumbass lmfao.

[iloveseattle123]

no he didnt, he said brotha.

[yopaige12]

LMAO

[jambo310]

hmmm anyone else cringe when he said "niggers"? sounds wrong coming from a white person

[StartingGanjaGrower]

didnt he said brothas?

[Texassingle1]

Its sounds wrong, when you say it sounds wrong coming from a white person. You know racist can be any color, right?

[MyRosaryRomance]

he said brothers

[lindsaym6689]

hmmm...quit tryin to make something that's not racist, racist.

learn to laugh.

[iloveseattle123]

he never said nigga. BROTHA is what he said.

[DuperSuperTV]

'man they got strawberry lemonade!' love the dance he does.

[MorganaCoke]

lol

i know

and it is true

my dad and i love strawberry lemonade

[matthewtx97]

haha, great vid :)