TFTC - Cutting Cards Part 3/3

[thehoosierfortheUK]

I'd like to be a great gambler and make some good money of of that. I know that the house always wins but there's always a winning chance.

[squall600]

this is how hardcore MW3 & BF3 players are today :s

[ofmexico1]

LOL PASS THE GUN

[LatinD]

It was a bet, guys. The gum was the bet.

[shipking1995]

i thought they would kiss at the end lol

[PvPcleric]

i dont get the ending he says pass the gun or gum ? or wtf its all about ? i dont get it

[dgriff1264]

@PvPcleric I have the dvd and with subtitles it says "pass the gum" although I dont understand why. It'd make more sense if it was gun and unless they messed up the subtitles it says gum.

[PvPcleric]

@dgriff1264 i wonder what he wants to do with that gum he won, and why do they hit each over with forheads or that gum in his mouth and he has to chew it ?

[tricksterhuaun]

Okay, i'm the only one that found the ending disturbingly funny?

[JamesTavRule]

Avgn brought me here

[Cheesefrank888]

Is it just me or does the card shuffling sound like farts?

[yadidimeanmaine]

James brought me here

[NaiTaiDai]

Well, at least they were alive at the end of the story. Granted insane and with their arms cut down to useless stubs, right?

[paradoxofsmoof]

Wait how'd both of theirs arms get chopped off? Shouldn't one of them have at least one arm?

[MrMasonx742]

wtf happend 2 there arms??, how the hell did they chop off them? a chainsaw?

[philphy101]

I thought someone crapped their pants when I heard the shuffling

[aws0mizer]

at the end i thought they were about to make out O_O ive telladaga nights 1 two many times

[awesomenessEST1998]

why would someone play this game ?

it's seems really stupid

chop poker

[MrMasonx742]

@awesomenessEST1998 well thats because it is :)

[TheCajohnson]

you want me to make a move...alright...king me lol lol

[pdbland1]

"Three ladies I feel great!"

[TheCajohnson]

lol they in that bitch with no arms or legs playing checkers with they face lol lol

[samspumpkin]

@TheCajohnson

hahahahahaahahahah!!!! :)



[NaiTaiDai]

You'd have to be nuts to agree to that kind of game. Or dead. Or be able to regenerate your fingers. Right?

[MrMasonx742]

@NaiTaiDai or just have the balls 2 do it, or your just stupid,

[MsKira1313]

Dinner Time!

[eightyEightism]

@flakelorenz02 I think it's more likely taken from the Roald Dahl short story 'Man from the South' which appeared as an episode of Tales of the Unexpected.

[TheClaytonz213]

wtf that was fun

[LadyLotus74]

Good one!! LOL

[zephyr887]

So. Many. Bad. PUNS!

[tricksterhuaun]

@zephyr887 And besides that, they don't CUT the cards very well

[goodnessglacias]

I like Reno's attitude!!

[sauzemonie]

En-triging

[captainspaulding94]

it's only a flesh wound

[louierabadon]

more prune juice hahaha

[99juan99]

Careful only one....uuuhhuuu......

[Onerom4728]

This is how yu-gi-oh should be

[icsws55]

@Onerom4728 They could also put something like that at the Pokemon card challenge in the dark world

[ThaigerDon]

this whole episode made me lmfao i gotta watch it again

[Masteryoo]

@ViralTank lmao you weren't the only one. I just laughed too

[ricmccray]

HAHA i'm a gambler, but damn, that shit is crazy! lol

[flakelorenz02]

This episode was so absurd but amazingly entertaining.

The finger chopping bet reminds me of the scene in The Four rooms. I wonder if that's where they got the idea.

[tandiwe36]

crazy ass MFs

[JeroJoce9697]

was it wrong for me to laugh \at the mans face when he cut his pinky finger off

[Masteryoo]

@JeroJoce9697 you werent the only one i laughed too lmao

[JeroJoce9697]

@Masteryoo lol

[Trav5160]

This took alot of balls

[SuperPluto10]

Them foo's are bad ass!

[gogitta25]

lol from 1:16 to 1:20 sounds like my grandma on the toilet after eating prunes

[5fingerdiscountx]

Looks like the Crypt Keeper is serving up Danish sausages! Look like fingers! Made of mysterious MEAT!

Dinner time!

[ArchDukeFrancis1914]

I guess these guys couldn't quite put their "finger" on it. Hahahahahahaha that's so fucking retarded: what a lame, irrelevant pun, someone kill me.

[chinguidinsky]

good all Bycicle cards.

[chinguidinsky]

@chinguidinsky Oh shit lol I mean Bicycle haha weee

[bigsexy1234567]

Lol funny episode. Anyone notice when Henrikson gets his finger cut off it echoes?

[spinmark1980]

this is what happens when you are addicted to gambling theirs nothing to lose lol shitty episode.......................­...

[hatchetgrrl]

friggin awesome nostalgia and all XOXOXOXOX Love it!!!

[BrownEyedBeauty003]

this episode was kinda lame

[CrysisFear]

Actually russian roulett would have been heaven compared to this hell they finally ended. Its like they say winner takes it all. At least in roulett the winner would have ended up with all fingers, arms, legs and the loser woulnt have to deal with this kind of living misery.

[poplpopl12345]

watch it i dont want any blood on those cards......

[icetosa]

fingers arent good substitues for poker chips

[mockingbirdforever]

fools

[djjuicylord]

The ending sucked...I wanted them to die or something..lol

[MsHorrorzone]

i felt so happy wen the jerk finger was now cutting

[cola1301]

this is insane

[mastmedia]

The acting in this episode was just brilliant!!

[MrNinjaKiwi13]

yeah dude me too.

[MikeTupperTheKiller]

wow they really dont like each other

[V0ldy]

reminds me of stranded by stephen king:) you know the one where the guy who gets shipwrecked eats himself to avoid starvation:)

[juliabohemian]

Fingers in the frying pan...do not want.

[Csmaster12]

It was a long time ago I saw this episode. I have almost forgot it D:

[brautigan1]

My favorite episode, just because of the actors. The acting is always good in TFTC, but there's something I love about these two guys.

[Kingachek]

badass scenes end up with a kiss

[MegaEbaker]

This one is very good, bud also very stoopid! lol

[flippingarrett]

@MegaEbaker hey learn how to spell stupid #LOL

[kittypaw92501]

theres no bllood on the axe wtf!? lol

[senjin801]

how that ep was CRAZY! i was almost sweating just watching them cut each other part

[FragileBitch]

It's not cutting card anymore it's Cutting finger now.

[innocent718bk]

man i kould watch thisz 4 eva if thisz was a 2 hour movie ill bb watching thisz

[IceXMan87]

Would U Just Shut The FUCK Up!!!!!!! Lmfao!!!!! I never ever forgot that line. Saw this episode back in 2000 and it's always guna be just as badass. Reno is BOSS. Nobody plays a wicked pissed off cowboy like Lance Henriksen with his brutal urban bad boy swagger. That dude redefines the word tuff.

[faithandeg12]

Wow thay are crazy!..................=O....­...................Real funny =D I've Watched the CryptKeeper you know this show "Tales form the crypt" all my life and i still LOVE it!!!!!! Cryptkeeper is to funny!!! i love him....Well not really LOVE just i think hes cool and funny love.....Lol.

[evesplittheatom]

"careful!!!! ONLY ONE". LMFAO! My third favorite of them all!

[maxmosey]

Careful only one lol

[BBWrulz]

they fuckin crazy but the ending wuz hilarious

[Raynox666]

No way i'm on a roll now!!!

[GodBeastz]

A gay baby was born.

[thechaz83]

Hey its that old guy from Stephen King's "Rose Red" lol. He is not a good christian right now. lol

[sailorplutofan9]

ha ha ha

the cryptkeeper is pissed off in this episode

lol

[VoidOvNihil1134]

1:15 lmfao

[MrBarelylethal]

thanks for this

[Mhendeb]

these gamblers are crazy.

[zeh0the0don]

hahaha nice ending!!

[MrStillmans]

The cards make a sickening wet sound when the dealer shuffles them.

[sume555]

yea i know it makes it a lot erier @_@

[stylezofom]

like loose bowels

[sslin123]

word! I thought its the blood coming out of the hand <.<

[DrCheesewizard]

@MrStillmans It's called a spring. And yes, the way that some do it make it sound like a fart.

[redeyedbandit1251]

I remember seeing this over a year ago before AVGN. I was pretty excited when this episode was number 1 because the ending of this episode was the best.

[smurfman95]

I watched this a while back before avgn i rented this season and this was my favourite one...this and the one with demi moore

[OreWaUsopp]

We're all just zombies before the power of the Critic and Nerd. Trust me. EVERY time one of them reviews a movie or show, BAM! the views of said show ZOOM up if available on youtube.

[fmthebaron]

Yeah I had to check out this episode after the Angry Nintendo Nerd's review as well.

[champjcp995]

same here

[PBxLBaben194]

The dealer is pretty fucked up, i mean who the fuck just sit there and deal out cards to this :o

[sariusmonk]

Good episode, came to watch it after the Cinemassacre top 10 review. They're pretty ballsy characters.

[XxOPTICinsanityxX]

@sariusmonk me too cause it looked good

[Pinkstonnaked]

I loved the tv series it wasnt always about horror as it was about the twists and turns of the characters

[Terminator6385]

Hahaha, so crazy and stupid

[Superman1792]

great episode these guys are fucking insane

[Pinkstonnaked]

Loved it

[sodapop90210]

lmao at 2:29

[AlexDIIM]

ok ok...Guys,,,Let's give a big hand to this amazing episode!

[animal90sFreak5]

Those are some crazy mother fuckers,damn crazy gamblers indeed,good one from TFTC.

[wittenbergdoor]

why would the cowboy guy have him cut off the right index finger first?

[idi0m]

careful, only one D:

[WhatevaGoWithTheFlow]

I bet the cowboy wins that game of checkers, I bet my left thumb on it

[AnarkyBorat]

how does the dealer stay so calm?

[Griggs133]

''Pass the Gum'' Probably means so they can stick it on the Pieces to Move them.

This makes me not want to Play Blackjack anymore...

[asjabluedog]

no I don't think they are gay. I think they are now in a mental institution, needless to say gambling destroys lives fortunately though just their own rather than everyone around them.

[jadecoley]

pass the gum... so they can stick it to their pieces to move them with their mouths.. grossssss

[Demonna63]

lmao, this is funny, talk about Obsessive Gamers, this one if funny.

[baalmetal6]

i dont get the ending are they gay now?

[DyiNG2bAZombiE]

they sure are

[Pinkpapi]

LOL! That was more like a screwed up comedy than horror!

specially the ending!

"Pass the gum..."

i actually had to rewind to that part 10 times in order to confirm what the guy said...:P

[asugar]

Pass the gum?

What did he say?

[azalon14]

Time for diner Ha-ha-ha God this episode is awesome.

[trinisexgod]

Cryptrie fries their fingers,

Ah haaa, Heee, hee, heee...

[ReijiThePhantom]

I guess he likes FINGER FOOD!

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[NotNamedJones]

wow, this is soooo fucked up!!lol

[AdamJaffer]

great episode

[freelancenlnn]

Ah, chop poker. I`ve known plenty a man lose their head in that game.

HAHAHA.

[rashad0071]

that noise after their fingers get cut is nasty lol

[neoncheesez]

0:12 lol,when Reno gets dealt his cards,is it just me or is the one of the very left face up?

[Ivanelace978]

lmao. good episode.

[JimmyTheSkeleton]

Cylinders... i just noticed you made a typo.

[trinisexgod]

i like that name

[kampa81]

"You won't be doing fancy work like this anymore."

AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA XD Great episode.

[captainmutiny]

Haha, I can't believe no one picked up that it was a joke, but that sounds like my kind of challenge.

[nunopumpkin]

i wish there was a sequel, they have more stuff to cut

[emilyrl]

SHIT! This game is stupid enough to be on jackass! What a game! >;}

[codyray132]

id play but id be the cowboy makeing a deal for my finger back

[chaeguevarakorean]

Look at miss Swan in 4:10.

[mrright911]

I just finished playing ...no problem at all! I just now have to type with my feet...hehehhehe

[emporium7]

Holy shit this is fucking hardcore!!! Ha the end bit reminds me of the monty python sketch of the knight who won't stop fighting after all his limbs are cut off. It's just s flesh wound!!!

[titsmagee9999]

Oh yah

[boobibat]

lol yeah me either!!

[dessftw]

Call me a pussy, but I'll never play that game lol

[BabyDyce32]

i'm witchu on that 1. i dont back down from much but thats a game i'd have to pass on...

[captainmutiny]

Pussy.

[BobChanceBand]

I'm with you. Not a chance.