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  • I'm from Mississippi and the KKK operates ten miles from my house--no lie. When I saw that episode when it first aired I was in the floor crying because I was laughing so hard. It's like he ripped Tremont, MS right off the fuckin' map and slapped his dick in their faces. We miss you, Chappelle!

  • "where are my fucking royalties" hahaha!! and then he gives him 200 dollars! dave chappelle is such a g!

  • i dont get that, why did he give him 200 bucks?

  • Because Chappelle copied his show in a skit. Your supposed to pay to use it. Thats the short answer

  • oh i see. i dont really remember it, how did it go?

  • What da ya want Jew . HAHAHAHHhahahahahahahha SO FUNNY

  • Stylefree83 hahahahahaha i read ur comment and that shot was funny as hell for some reason lmao wow

  • woogie boogie!!

  • hes got such an ability to deliver jokes. the way he talks even, its rare nowadays

  • what would happen if you tried to reupload 4 and 8?

  • You will be located via GPS by your IP address, the FBI & Homeland Security would issue a 'High Level Risk' warrant on you and detain you within 48 hours.

  • is that sarcasm or truth i cant tell anymore

  • watching this just made my day...why cant we all gat alomg

  • Dave Chappelle is a comedic genius.

  • its a choice. one's belief.

    just like you choose to believe in whatever you choose to believe in.

  • theres nothign wrong with the religion. its the interpretations that one makes from religious texts which result in their extreme actions. no religion says to kill ppl. yet, all wars on based on religion. george carlin said it best..if allowed to, add one more commandment. "thy shall keep thy religion to thy self"

  • couldn't have said it better man. it's the followers that make religion seem like the worst thing in the world, not the religion itself.

  • simply ... To find the truth. Let me ask you somethin' what do you know about Islam except the bullshit you hear on Fox ?

  • you DO know thats basically the same as christianity, right?

  • Where are my fucking royalties? LMAO!!!!

  • why are all these videos audio messed?

  • where's part 8 ?

  • Dude what is up with the sound syncing in these videos man, fix it and repost please

  • Give this Genius a Nike deal.

    I would fill my fridge with them.

    Dave is great!

  • wat part is it were he talks about like 500 kids got killed wen he was in high skool?

  • Early on. Part 1 or 2.

  • dave chappelle is the REALEST muddafucka in showbiz! nothin but wordz from the heart and no airs and graces!

  • qbadge2 the only reason you made a comment to me was because i am a muslim...why not just say whats on your mind....stop being a punk...how is that for SOUTHAFRICAN english can you understand that?

  • I have to say thank you VERY much for posting this,,, but evertime it cuts to the commercial break the sound gets knock off in synch with the video.. and it is tough to watch! Dave is so graphic in his movements and losing that just sucks bull balls... again thanks for posting but I am sad we don;t get the full picture!

  • "where are my fucking royalties?"

     didnt get that???

  • frontline dude was supposed to be lipton in dave chappelle sketches

  • the vid is so funny.but plz u need to fix this fucking sounds shit its off for a few sec in all the vids.

  • "where are my fucking royalties?"

    haha classic, james lipton can be a funny motherfucker

  • i like dave coz he is real he does not fack it!!!!

  • the clip of him as the blind Black guy who thinks he's White is HYSTERICAL !

  • James Lipton and Martha Stewart would make the best weirder-than-fiction couple. Just thinkin'...

  • if u guys wanna watch this without the off audio off theres something called google

  • i love u dave .. my god bless you ... u the man :)

  • What do ya want jew !!!!! omg fuckin hilarious!!!

  • dave definitely goes on my list of hero's.

  • at least he is putting these videos up .

  • GODAMMIT, fuckn' fix up ur shit, seriously, the 3rd one thats off sync, damn

  • A-FUCKING-GREED

  • can u post a video withthout sound delay

  • yeah, it's the third one that's off sync. WTF?!

  • what dave does is between him and allah who cares if he smokes there are muslims out there doing worse. come down on them before you come down on him

  • Haram Police!

  • he said he wasn't practicing unfortunately a lot of muslims are bad muslims and give muslims a bad name

  • alot of people are bad people and give religion a bad name. not just muslims. none of us on earth were made to judge so lets leave that up to your maker

  • I'm kinda rich bitch

  • the sound is fact up

  • Yo i am a muslim just like dave and we never claim to be PERFECT or without sin..so lay off him for that IDAHOVANDAL

  • fuck the sound

  • why does the video delay its pissing me off

  • "I'm rich bitch" ahahaha

  • are you muslim

  • we all are Muslim including Dave Chappelle.

  • not me ho. no offense, but we rnt ALL muslim,

  • we arent all muslim, but we're all people. i think that's more important. the religion you choose to believe in is your own personal choice.

  • Great way to put it.

  • Kewlios

  • Damn The Sync. SUX BAD

  • I never thought I'd say this but, I respect this guy.

  • Alot of people don't take him seriously.. but this guy is REAL... I mean deep and honest..

    The media distorts him so much..

  • hell yea

  • it is cool to know that there is still someone out there that you can respect.

  • kinda

  • HE'S VERY FUNNY

  • lol

  • lol

  • aye to! download it and do it yourself!!!

  • This is real. Real politics. Real talk. I'm amused that some people don't realize that these are important issues masquerading as jokes. I respect Mr. Chappelle's courage for shining a light on America's need for an honest conversation on race relations. Yeah, it's funny. This man is a powerful talent. However, you have to really listen to what that man is saying, what he's kicking. The man's heavy. Props to Mr. Chappelle!

  • I agree. Very well said.

  • You say it my friend, you say it.

  • HAHA "where are my fucking royalties?"

    "ah, hold on, they didn't take all of it *gives $200* i'm kinda rich bitch!"

  • notice the syncing problems start after the commercial break.

  • maybe the people who posted this should synch up these damn videos

  • You people are idiots who comlain about the syncing. If it makes you that mad, don't watch. You act like the poster is obligated to give you these videos fir FREE. You should just be grateful that they posted this in the first place so you are able to watch.

  • THANK YOU FINALLY GOD DAM

  • i AM very grateful and im happy and thankful for whoever posted this.

    all im saying is that its a little distracting to see the video not synched up with the audio.

    God bless the person who posted this

  • it was on TV for free too. this is bravo not ppv.

  • Wtf is wrong with you? You only know that it is out of sync AFTER you start watching it. What makes you think those who complained about the syncing watched it through? And all videos on youtube are free, so keep your "wise" statements to yourself. We are grateful, but we have every freaking right to demand quality.

  • Wow you're a moron. What makes me think whoever complained watched it through? How about because this is part 7 of the video and the other parts were out of sync as well dummy. And no shit all videos on youtube are free, that still doesnt mean you "have every freaking right to demand quality." This person posted the video clip the best way they could and what do they get for it? Just losers like you who whine and bitch about everything because they have nothing better to do. Grow up.

  • 1 and 2 werent????

  • Yeah seriously, Knock it off. If it's that bad then shut the fuck up n don't watch it. Make your own... or at least Run two pages of the same vid n try to sync it yourself.

  • shut up dikwit! most people are very thankful to the poster for posting, its just incredibly frustrating (not mad) trying to follow dave and the punch lines, when its all out of sync...thats all. if the posting was crap we wouldnt watch it but its not, so we try to put up with it.

  • Wow you're a moron. What makes me think whoever complained watched it through? How about because this is part 7 of the video and the other parts were out of sync as well dummy. And no shit all videos on youtube are free, that still doesnt mean you "have every freaking right to demand quality." This person posted the video clip the best way they could and what do they get for it? Just losers like you who whine and bitch about everything because they have nothing better to do. Grow up.

  • oh ok. now fuck off.

  • Lipton's got jokes

  • im kinda rich bictch lol

  • dave chappelle sould make a duo with peter kay

  • learn how to sync video/sound, nub

  • dave chappelle needs to come back with his show

  • this pisses me off whoever posted these..their lips dont move with the words..

  • "beggers cant be choosers" just be thankful it is uploaded XD

  • Go buy the DVD then.

  • woogie boogie nigger! woogie boogie!

  • I still laugh SO HARD on Dave's stuff...

  • DAVE IS SOOOO FUNNNNNY

    He breaks the mold.

  • Wtf? This James Lipton guy is a closet racist case. He annoys me, seriously. He keeps making these narrow-minded, stereotypical observations about people. He doesn't even realize it either. Sad :/

  • he's not, it's an act.

  • I'm sorry, but i don't think so

  • That's funny because a lot of Dave Chappelle's work relies heavy on stereotypes. Having prejudice on someone based upon stereotypes is wrong. However, If I can statistically prove that a larger percentage of one group does something more often than another then how is that a stereotype? Then are we immoral to laugh at the recognition of these statistical facts? The disproportionate amount of stigma associated with the word stereotype and the resulting ignorance because of it annoys ME.

  • no, but it becomes a stereotype when you think that because say 65% of them do a certain thing, you think they all do it

  • Word. I just don't like when apparent differences are ignored in order to make up this facade like growing up in a different racial group has no effect on you.

  • amen

  • i love how different ethnics have different tolerance from society..

    when a white guy is stereotypical, he's racist

    when a black guy is stereotypical, he's straight up

    when a chinese guy is stereotypical, nobody cares...he's just being chinese..

    people honestly have to stop being so sensitive

  • alrite the lips are going good now! :D

  • why is the sound quality on all the tracks are off beat, they aren't consistant with the motion picture?

  • WTF with the sound in all these clips?

    Uploader is not lookign at what he produce at all?

  • how about showing appreciation for the service you are getting for FREE

  • hahaha when lipton said fucking royalties...chappelle lost it

  • "where are my f.cking royalties?" was a good laugh for me.

  • Greatness, thats what this guy is...

  • You are telling people who write comments on a board to shut up? you are a uber idiot.

  • im kinda rich bitch hahaha

  • Can somebody shut the hell up about the sync!, i'm just happy i have the priviedge of listening to this dude drop jewels, maybe its because i'm in the UK and we don't get to see this everyday but you Americans complain too much

  • Yeah, like when we separated from your ass. Turned out pretty good for both of us, didn't it?

  • "you Americans complain too much"

    the sheer irony of that statement cannot be overstated

    nor the fucking stupidity

  • what r u talking about its the papers that people reaad, if n e one should be blamed it should be the jurnolist,they try to make big storys seem to big and try to distory stars.

    people for get the saying seeing is beliving.

    thats where most rasist begins is by pointing fingures or telling fake storys, just bc ur black dosnt mean ur a bad person, its ur personality that makes u a bad person, not the color

  • Learn to spell, and learn to type. Maybe then people will respect your opinion, and until you do that, get the fuck off the internet and go educate yourself

  • Lipton really needs to let the Will Ferrell thing go.

  • did will diss him ?

  • Will Ferrell became really well known on SNL for doing a rather accurate impersonation of James Lipton. Lipton's kinda resented it ever since. Dude needs to take himself less seriously.

  • David Cross did a kickass James Lipton in his HBO special.

  • ironically Cross and Lipton actually worked together on Arrested Development. i'm sure that was pretty awkward.

  • Dave Chapelle is what im supposed to do LEGEND ALL THE WAY

  • I love Dave so much.He is so real , sitting there baring his mind and his soul and revealing his trials and tribulations...he is loved and he does have friends...he needs to stop feeling that he doesn't.

  • what...is wrong with the audio? it always screws up 30 seconds in then is out of sync for the whole bit...dammit thats annoying...FIX IT AND RE-UPLOAD IT

  • LOL, I thought my PC was just slow..Guess it's the vid!

  • i get fucking irritated because of the fucked up sound.

    it's not synced goddamnit!

  • GOD I MISS DAVE ...

  • it is only aggrivating out of sync, because it is fine in the beginning....*grrr*

  • james lipton is a G haha

  • yeah, lets thank the guy posting and not criticize. Dave chapelle has the touch of artistic magic. U can tell by this interview. Out of all movie stars ever been on the actors studio. He is probably the best..for his intelligence, humanity, humility, and sincerety.

  • it's hard to watch it when it's out of sync, but hey what the hell, the guy posting these vids is doing us Chappelle-lovers a favor. unless he's getting paid for it... in which case he'd be a motherfucker for not doing his job right. But I doubt that...

  • Dave Chapelle is genious. I mean, you just gotta love him. He's the shitttt!!!

  • What the FUCK is wrong with the sound? Why did you (or whoever) split up the segments so they come AFTER the commercial breaks? It's there where the sound get's fucked up in almost ALL of the clips!

  • smart, open, cute, funny, sarcastic, well educated, loving parent, brilliant comedian and very, very deep person. Love you Dave.

  • right on man

  • Where are my f*cking royalties?

  • wtf is out of sink

  • Its out of sync. And if you don't know you're a dumb little f*cker

  • I love Chappelle. Not to take anything from him, but Richard Pryor DID do a similar show in the 70s. They even share a writer, Paul Mooney. I'm sure he has his reasons for not mentioning that show.

  • On his show, Dave personally made mention that Paul Mooney was a writer for Pryor. During one of those "Ask a black man with Paul Mooney" or whatever it was called segments.

    Why he didn't mention it in the interview, not sure. Probably wasn't intentional... maybe just a figure of speech saying "nobody" did it before.

  • I was hard to watch any Stephen King movies after I saw on of those segments.

  • THE king of comedy.Period.

  • to me he is a legend

    very smart, down to earth, funny man

  • where are my f***ing royalties? lol

  • LMao!!!!! 5:26-5:31

  • ffs why couldn't you sync this shit? :S

  • its youtube's problem

  • No it´s not.

  • SYNC!!!!!!!!!

  • Holy shit Dave smokes too many cigarettes!!!

  • thats why i like him. i smoke too. all health freaks need to stop watching dave. your cramping his style.

  • Phatcrayonz, that's a radicool name manipal.

  • thanks hellsauce!

  • No problem hatcrayonz! I seem to have denied you

    of your p, but I'm too lazy so now it looks like your

    gonna have to make do...shit happens.

  • hahahahaha what do you want jew hahahaha

  • It's all out of sync for me.

  • yep, i'm guessing poorly encoded

  • what are you some kinda computer wiz?

  • genius

  • I agree, he is so honest!!!

  • I AGREE also funx11

  • phatcrayonz

    have you seen the Iconoclasts