Life in Tokyo: Vlog #32 What I Do

[JoeGarciaification]

Haha nice cooney your epicness is awesome!

[Kakarot21591]

Lol, say hi to Masaaki Hatsumi for me...

[gircupcakeful]

I'll bet all the Japanese bystanders were thinking: "crazy foreners"

[JSuelto1]

Bruce Lee wants his tracksuit back

[narutofangirl22]

EPIC LOL XD

[CAesuoMykcM]

You need more muscle mass. Lol!!! EPIC

[nbsr1]

Man, you are nuts! Haha. Where did you find such an empty park, btw?

[Texturedscarfs]

You Coon are awsome!

[Texturedscarfs]

HAHAHAHAHAHH! YEAH!

[LunarProductions]

hahahahaha! You are beyond awesome

[Gine012]

he is weird but in a funny way... I like him

[RicardoNeves017]

you are the 2nd funniest guy that i ever saw!!!!

just beaten by Fernando Rocha (a comedian of Portugal)

[Heartley66]

Tokyocooney?,lol i'm really curious now,did you actually study the art?

[Saltlakrits92]

Oh my goood! I'm blind. I'm BLIND! X_X

Haha, not really... ^^"

You have a great vlog. Keep up the good work! =)

[scxymoi]

oh aha thank you :D

[Fudg3M0nk3y91]

lol. no shame

[8dimensions]

That really made my day hahaha :)

[scxymoi]

what music was that, the first music? xD

ahaha and love your videos , love japan, ^^

[mounlolol]

sexy

[jwu12000]

wow man the things u do for ur vlog watchers! i think you!!

[supertotoro]

Sorry to say this but... Most Ninja Masters dont dress up like Bruce Lee. ;)

Great video though! :)

[Choice777]

i was seriously expenting to see you start hitting a tree or something with added "kung-fu" sounds like in cheap movies :D

[Raellus]

I can only imagine what bystanders thought.

[lupeuvea]

Ahahaha.. your hilarious!! the out fit looks similar to kill bill........ which is only appropriate for a "ninja master" hahahaha..

[AnimeFreak4372]

HAHAHA ihave the video game for the sound effects in this vid XD

[AnimeFreak4372]

it all makes sense now XD

[scottychik17]

ok that was hott. lol. I always get a good laugh when I watch your videos! ^_^ on to video #33!

[kiwibunny24]

I don't believe you...and I think you are very brave for wearing that in public! =)

[Thebadmeatball]

Yet somehow it doesn't seem at all out of place in Japan

[Hikikomori16]

hmmm I'm watching all Video's one after another...

and I have to tell U that I was touched when I heard yours reason ....

But any way as a Marshal Artist somehow I cannot lought from that ^_^

any way you need soe exesises so go and find good ninjitsu master ^^

good luck ^^

[verassio]

now I see, why you eat so much hotdogs, burgers, ramen, etc. Training like yours requires tonnes of energy =)))

[wehrmanj]

ROFL! Excellent video, love the tummy-fat poking scene.

[Yoursongsux]

XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shadedscript]

LMFFFAAAOOOOOOO!!!!!  awesome!!

[SEXYBACKSWEET666]

LMAO Didn't see that coming. I know people was looking at you like you was crazy.lol

[dnagenetics687]

LOL YESSSSSSSSS mortal kombat!!!!! dude. your videos are soooooooo good. mad props.

[xnicoleyXdangerx]

lol sexy kill bill outfit you're wearing.

:)

[frostkiss2]

That's not Kill Bill it's BRUCE LEE BAAAM xDD

[seiffooh]

ROFL!!!!

[randomthingsisay]

HAHA

[kadaj7007]

I Honestly don't think anyone saw That coming xD

[btbamfan20]

Priceless face at 1:28 ROFL

[salforce19900710]

brilliant

[blueravenfire]

lol! seeing you in the kill bill outfit was gold!

are you serious trying to become a ninja master?

[Theotim92]

Hi from France, Cooney,

I've been to Japan 2 times and I go back there soon.

Your vblog is very funny and interesting.

Go on like that :)

Best regards

[BonzoIsBack]

At 1:28 what the hell is with your "dance" off the screen? Haha, that just had me dying of laughter...

[thepwnagedude2222222]

lol the mortal kombat music

[pishpishin]

lmfao, I think i almost pissed myself laughing when you jumped out in a kill bill outfit.

[jimmybrite]

That, literally made my day. :P

[mikeg9696]

lol when you saw the tree and your head started shaking that was hilarious!!!!

[RobBrezina]

Hahaha For some reason I feel that that wasn't improv. At all.... any of it. :P

[Relatharr]

And here I thought nothing could top octopus ice cream.

It appears I was wrong.

[SavageSwed]

lol, nice way of saying "none of your business" ^^

[PipsyPops]

lol, any japanese person would've thought 'crazy foreigner'!

thanks for taking the piss out a cliche!

[TokyoGaijinITA]

hahaha...

[lrak25]

only one thing to say --LOL--

[thisismynames]

Lol, that suit its from bruce lee and he's chinese, not japanese. Seems a slightly bit offense imo and I doubt you really study martial arts, lol.

[christianzen2004]

yea that really answered the question of what you do? "funny"

[mspatti]

Dude, go to Burger King asap and eat two Whoppers.

Or put one in each back pocket... or some such.

[nartin86]

Any Japanese walking by would say: "oh look! A crazy westerner running through the park in a Bruce Lee suite" lol....

[angelhug]

I though it a the costume that Uma turman used in Kill Bill vol. 1??

[nartin86]

Sandy in SpongeBob SquarePants wear it too

But it originated from Bruce Lee

[bearscs]

LOL

[Omega31691]

I don't know why but I was laughing so hard when you were playing with your belly! ^-^

[ironsaviorguy99]

You Discrace me with your lack of bushido i dare not grace you with the art of bujutsu hmmph

[tensazabimaru]

i love the mortal combat theme it goes good with  the costume :+

[xxColorBlind]

LOL! Tekken theme song!

This vid is awesome. :D

[GeeWilakers]

*face palm*

[synterlu]

looooooooool

[haivee]

oh man.. did you really go to a park dressed like that? lol~

[anzimatur]

so you realy went to japan so you can become a ninja,thats awsome

[zephimage]

that was hilarious

[FatesWishes]

Lol im speechless.....just all I have to say is, I love you Cooney :D

You are to damn cool!

best thing on Youtube! Hands down!

[mengzor]

arguably the most amazing 2 minutes of my life

[6663000]

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!

[healingv1sion]

now the song will be stuck in my head forever...sounds like Twilght Zone...OMG DDR D:

[Kooun]

Epic, simply epic. lol

[nokonoko90]

What does Bruce Lee have to de with JAPANESE Ninja's?

[cytroop]

What does reason have to do with this video

[hardcoreyaoiluverZzZ]

You have pretty eyes!

[blulaguna18]

of my gosh this was so suprising. you got me man. hehe.

[pf91rodman]

lol bruce lee cosplay

[wongsmokesbong]

lol paul gilbert cosplay

[lonewolfgirl]

My teacher asked me what i wanted to be when i was out of high school. and i said with a serious face "I want to be a Ninja"

[firstjesse]

Can't you get arrested for that? Or do they dare not approach you...

[kichan]

Wow, it is nice for you to share such a secret with us. And what do you plan on doing with your ninja skills once you master them?

[snowcloudz]

Epic Win!!

[froghugger217]

..............................­..

[rockogem]

scarlette ha ha ha

when i watched this with you you laughed off your butt

[TheZooBop]

Who exactly does the random recordings of you when your not holding the camera?

[chellyman]

that was funny

[RORETH]

.. the acid

[jokobie]

w-o-w i was not expecting that...and was that the mortal kombat theme song or somthing???

[guitarcrazy2301]

yea it was lol

[2keyla]

ahaha!!! freakin hilarious

[hydenwings]

LOL so jokes, i enjoyed this thanks

[foranyonewhocares]

How can you walk out in public with that on? That's almost as worse as what the harajuku kids wear.

[number1ninja]

lmao its funny where u were poking ur stomach

[REVpioneer]

LOL, kevin i hope youve kept your brilliant figure up to now. ;)

[Fonzi79]

yea thats funny him in his Kill Bill suit!

[IIIsondowIII]

Looks like some dodged a bullet there.

[herz501]

"Ninja master"

hahahahahahaha... that caught me by surprise.

[OhMySavy]

Where did you get that lovely Kill Bill-esque suit?

[dionel80]

omfg mortal kombat dude...wtf but still fukin great

[veiss8801]

thought it was actually going to be a serious video, oh well hah....

[xuzumakixrasenganx]

Where in the BLOODY HELL did you get taht suit?!?! O_o

LMAO

You're great.

[aaronranmafan]

Haha should have dressed like Chun Li XD

[SchoolhouseTechno]

I knew it was gonna be Mortal Kombat...everybody needs a little MK theme now and then...

[c3058872]

lmfao u can't be serious. i loved it !

[Jamesoselos]

well i was not expecting that... your so cool! haha

[gimpyf]

Oh my god! You're so funny Cooney!

I'm checking all your videos with my girlfriend and, please continue !

[ice258man]

Isn't that the suit Uma Therman wore in Kill Bill?

[yurg56]

It was in Kill Bill as a homage to Bruce Lee in Game of Death.

[MarlynHM]

*lol* Excellent suit, by the way. =)

[elaurenta]

1. I love the suit.

2. I love the song.

3. Oh sweet juice.

[Sillybehr88]

I wonder how bystanders react when your making your videos...

[NeowolfIII]

nothing but love man xD funny shit, get why you're a comedian

...teach me.. master

[rockogem]

weren't people in the park curious as to why this american guy dressed in yellow spandex is doing this in front of a camera? lol!!!!

[rockogem]

are you serious? then how come in one video you were walking to work in a suit? and during lunch break you were in a suit?

[BugattiV8]

wow...hahah

[ACTORnSCREENWRITER]

dude you look exactly like CHESTER CHEETAH from the CHEETO's CHEESE CHIPS

[pinkjessuk85]

disturbing but still great!!

[Bigboss483]

lol realy wasnt expecting that. funny stuff

[Nosfetaru]

LOL

[Audiomuse]

so damn hilarious you are!!

[MissytheFoxx]

Omfg where did you manage to find that Yellow outfit from Kill Bill?? lmao!!

[iam2tall]

YES!

[mackincheese]

lol, lighten up, guys.

[tekunoredii]

oh no -_-

[AshiriKagee]

You know what, I am supposed to be studying Japanese right now.... but I can't stop watching this video. I don't know why... but I think I am in shock. Yeah, this is called shock.

Good Stuff. ^^; Keep up the good...uh...work ?

[Zpik3]

Just.. No.

no..

[consecvense]

...you wearing that outfit is just.... to much

[FoxLady2]

1:48 reminds me of Night at the Roxbury. LOL

[ilovehollycombs]

but no seriously....

what DO u do there... lol

[AkaneK]

u are truly special, my friend. lol good laugh!

[anisanoor]

LOL!!!! i can't stop laughing!!!!!!!^_^

[Waaghs]

Most disturbing video I've seen for quite some time.

and I went through the pain of misstyping my password twice to login and post this - thats how disturbing that was.

[JaewithanMIinbetween]

Isn't that the Kill Bill outfit?

[outlaw345]

I think you could win ninja warrior with those moves. You should go enter the sasuke course =p

But really, classic. I love your stuff, keep it coming.

[DC9990]

LOL!!!!

That was classic!

[mothmanifest]

homg.. ive never seen a ninja dust off their hands and recover that quickly. youve got skills grasshopper eating.. grasshopper.

[psychojerry]

hahahahahaha you are too freakin awesome!

[kevinder101]

you looked like you were wearing the costume of kill bill lol

[FireStata]

I love how Ninja Master trainee wear yellow in broad daylight LOL MAN you are too funny!

[DreaSeguin]

HAHA, you got some awesome Karate skills. That finger pointing was like the Bruce Lee one inch punch...hahaha jk not so much. Hilarious!

[luan43]

lol damn it cooney...i realy thought u were gona be serious :p

[doodmeister3000]

Sir, You are retarded.

[rockogem]

he's a comedian. he's not really studying to be a ninja master.! and he probably did this in his spare time. do you honestly think he went all the way to japan to do this? think before you uh...type?

[yahags]

No, rockogem, I didn't think it was for real. Real or not there's something fake, something stinky and untrue going on (humor-wise) but those are prolly just mine impressions. Regardless, all the best.

[lildreamertina]

cooney! that is awsome!

[favoritefella]

damn, you're goin to bust an artery.

[mindbendianer]

I'm scared...

[the6thmonkey]

i cringed when I saw you in that outfit. The music was so good though.

[sansensan]

XD! nice kill bill costume haha! and you reminded me from Arnold Swartzeneger...

[zenhill]

LOL that was great. :) very cool vid, funny.

[shihiro]

that mad my day really i was mad at my friend cuz she took my stuff on a road trip, but now iam happy

[kikyonotama]

lmao...awesome..though i am wondering where you got that suite

[mysingerd]

ROFL

[Rikochan015]

It is an interesting video.

[PTSnake]

lol at 01:58 XD

[teadaze]

LMFAO! Best.Video.EVER! Hahaha outrageous man!

[calenelees12]

wow.. that was absolutely beautiful.

but i just hope no one saw you. :]

[bluesephir75]

Ur making Uma jealous!lol

[trowa27]

I think even the japanesse would say wtf to that if they saw you in that park in that jumpsuit.

[arinistan]

by the way where did you record that?

[arinistan]

DUDE thats what i do to!! :D

[ctgirlxchris]

i think i would have died if you had a blonde wig on while doing all that stuff...or maybe if you went up to some of the people and acted crazy around them. XDDD oh gosh! YOU MUST MAKE A SEQUAL TO THIS! ROFL

[SaraSohma7]

hot jumpsuit

[bfrance2002]

HAHAHAHAHA.... Dude you need a hamburger.. Stupid but Funny.

[S54CSL]

That's yoyogi park. THE place for the video you made :D

[Owegee]

whered you find the costume? I'm going to Japan this summer (if all goes well, which it will) but I want to know where you got it.

[bootyliciousmagz]

Love the cartwheel lol

[youarthurhu]

that's just completely stupid, but who am I to argue with 3000 views?

[hellcat805]

TOASTY!

[Robosaruh]

haha wow that is all i have to say...... wow. lol

[JonathanTrent]

My wife said she was scared... and "where did he get that suit?!" I think we liked it better when we didnt know what you did in Japan :-)

[purpleyeris]

i'm diggin the yellow jump-suit.

[UrthVT]

Kev when i finaly get to japan we must hang out. you be the brains i'll be the brawn lol.

[timidgothica]

i am truely scared.

[ElGeorgeccs]

LOL