Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Compilation.

[Chofi001]

"In prison, he'll be the pie"

[Anon96154]

No. You da man. And that's the problem! LMAFO

[Dwk519]

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!

[lovesauce13]

how is will ferrell shooting a gun not in this

[dude75able]

If you don't like this movie, I'll shit in your mouth.  Then, when you take a dump....i'll force feed you that shit as well.

[Metallica101ftw]

15 bucks little man, put that shit, in my hand.

[jprenderg]

Are we gonna have a problem? AHgain??

[MissTheKiddo]

For those of you who don't know, these are Kevin Smith's films. And it would be better to watch them in the order that they are made:

Clerks

Mallrats

Chasing Amy

Dogma

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Clerks II

You don't HAVE to watch them in order, but there are some references in this movie which would be confusing if you don't.

By the way, Clerks II is absolutely sensational!

[hattmac0202]

@MissTheKiddo Not to be a dick, but technically it should be watched

mallrats

clerks

Because mallrats takes place before clerks

[dude75able]

@hattmac0202 no it doesn't, dickhead

[chucknorris7741]

@MissTheKiddo

Zack and Miri Make a Porno is also a Kevin Smith movie, it just doesn't take place in the View Askewniverse like the rest of his films do.

[Dean814]

Affleck! You the bomb in Phantoms! Yo! hahahaha I love that line.

[americanintellectify]

4 people dont have a sense of humour!

[darksayese]

APPLESAUCE BITCH

[GillsFan91]

Don't fuck with the jedi master son. LOL

[scitzz]

Second scene in this, what is the song they are singing?

[lexagiggles11]

"look at me, im the pie fucker" and "applesauce bitch" best lines in the movie lmao

[narutofan625boysback]

@lexagiggles11 No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA! is way better

[JolanPyland]

Well well in prison...you'll be the pie

[shroomcake1]

Lol "No it's fucky!!"

[zyklonsykdom]

LOL AT CHRIS ROCK

[JamesKoutz013]

1:08 "what's up now?" lmaooo

[J666H]

1:17-1:47

[cheezyburritoez]

LION FACE AHHHHH

[Abortive]

LEMON FACE OOOOOO

[LinkHimora]

Boo boo Kittyfuck (Cant remember her real name): "They didn't realy steal that monkey, it was just a diversion; so that we could steal these, And there not the leaders of the Clit, The Clit is not real"

Willenhally: "No, No, No, THE CLIT'S REAL, THE CLIT'S REAL ALRIGHT, it's the female orgasem, THAT'S THE MYTH"

[joewashere193]

whats the name of the song when jay and silent bob kick the crap outta all thos kids

[7jsoto]

kick some ass by Stroke 9... i think thats what it is

[WebSpawn]

You don't want to rub the clit the wrong way... xD

[TheUglyStick0Jarrow]

the female clitoris? lol wtf kinda question was that lol.

[JimyLeet]

and also...

Applesause, bitch.

[JimyLeet]

0:31-0:43 best part of the movie

[zecarloszico]

DoNt FuCK WiTH ThE JeDI'S MaStER...xD

[mmafighter302]

werd bitch phantoms like a ma fucka

[hayseggend]

this movie is so fucking nice!

[chamberz36]

Yeah well, in prison, he'll be the pie.

[fangking90]

This movie is AWSOME

[Ullygirldk]

yay Jon Stewart!

[damon1872]

applesause bitch

[Titant2]

Applesauce bitch!

[agwellin]

lol, you should reupload this video so that it can be in widescreen!

[D0llaD0llaBillYall]

"Then sometimes you gotta do the payback Picture because your friend says you owe him"

*stares into camera*

LOL I love when they do that.

[LinkHimora]

"Who the hell would want to watch THAT movie" *Stares at the audence*

yeah those sceanes made me ROFLMAO

[Nakasoul]

Affleck you the bomb in Phantoms yo

That line makes me laugh so hard. So much so that I'm going to buy Phantoms just to see Affleck be the bomb in it XD

[kennymertzi]

hahah me 2.. well , due to my were i live and the copyright laws here are awesome i just downloaded it:)

[Nakasoul]

"Affleck, you the bomb in Phantoms, yo!!"

That line makes me laugh so much. So much so, I'm buying Phantoms just to see Affleck be the bomb in it XD

[bugio22]

i love this movie. "The FEMALE clitoris???"

"how about a blowjob for good luck?"

[notyoursavior78]

Awesome these movies are great. These pretty much made my life in the 90's and early 2000s.

[WakizashiSabre]

"It is Banky. IT IS F**KY. Chaka is the best scene for me here. But in DOgma he is exactly same and great :)

[guitarfreak9336]

look at all these crackers lol

[XxmisspotterxX]

WOW thats pretty stupid

i love sex anyone want to meet up??? B4

[zeroprometheus]

quite simply... awesome!

[Selana]

or you do the revenge movie because a friend said you ow him *stare at camera*

[ACDCISTHEBESTEVER]

AHAHA lmao Chaka IS THE SHIT!!

"Look at all these crackas, 70 million dollars i cant even get a black grip! thats a shame.. a damn shame..."

"... went to film school, does your daddy kno that you give a nigga his coffee, it would KILL'EM WOLUDNT IT?!"

"Now clean that shit up, get me a white boy, get me a blonde haired white boy so i can enjoy this shit!"

"oh you the executive producer, well why dont you executive produce me a latte, de-crackinate it... ok fucky?" "its banky" "NO its fucky!"

[justjokingyall]

I'm a teen idol damn it!!!

[thomasedge4life]

WILL FERRAL KICKS ASS!

[swansjack08]

LOL "Then you got to do the payback picture which your friend says you owe him" *Looks at all of us*

[JohnnySwitchblade]

This is supposed to be related to CLERKS? Well, aside from the characters/actors/director...t­his is nothing like CLERKS. It's like a completely different style. Clerks was realistic, this movie is all goofy and outrageous.

[YourBCbuddy420420]

no but all the movies that are made by smith tie together in some way

[Opethvince]

Except for Jersey Girl.

[LinkHimora]

Idiot they were all goofy it was just this movie that took it to the extreme and pulled it off because it was prity much a look into Jay and Silent Bob's minds

[RhinoAbyss316]

i remember Will Ferrell's dialogue best, someone said the clit isn't real and Will said :" No the clit's real! its the female orgasm, thats the myth:p"

[odiedodieuk]

all the hits

[pookyboy9786]

the female clit?

[dariushenry88]

"But Affleck was the bomb in Phantom."

"Word, bitch. Phantom like a motherfucker."

Those dialogue owned.

[bulletsbrk3gos]

APPLESAUCE BITCH!!

[psyaaahbishes]

ben affleck and matt damon make fun of themselves a lot lmao

[StealthMaster86]

I love the fact that this is a sequel to so many of Smith's movies.

[FLUFFYbunny27]

"Hey this mother fucker aint one of us ,he said he'd fuck a sheep!"

[Loenneberga123]

I AM THE MASTER OF THE CLIT!

[IQ157]

SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES!

[jesse23chndlr]

why!

[goofymccoy]

Dude, its a quote from the movie. I cant believe that got spammed, you fools!

[jesse23chndlr]

i don not giva a flying fuck what is was or what it will be.

[yvish]

man, i saw it too, then i realized i almost know every fucking line from this flick, which, off course, is a good thing

[zomgsweetH4xz0r]

lol evry1 marks u down cauase they think ure speaking ure mind

[kritz101]

haha chris rock is amazing i love him in dogma too

[lalachica06]

affleck u da bomb in phantom yo!lol

[lolironmaiden]

is that Mat stone as the cop?

[Georgias17]

awesome movie lmfao

[checktheemails]

When it comes down to business this is what I do

[lookimrory]

lion face! AH!

lemon face! ooh!

lion face! AH!

lemon face! ooh!

break it down

[MisterMysterious]

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!

[mattmetallifuk]

Affleck was the bomb in phantoms.

[livethesnake]

Word bitch, Phantoms like a mu'er fucker!

[peterd127]

"I'm the master of Clit!"

lol:)

[snabald]

we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat.

lol

[bstep13]

i'm a teen idol damn it don't you recognize me i'm the pie f...er. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[flyingbeagles]

Doing coke, drinking beers, drinker beers beers beers. HAHA!! I love it!

[DrDeath94]

im with you love the line

[cockeye23]

"Plafsky!! give me a friggin break."

"Citizens of Utah, stimulation of the clit is not recommended." lmfao hahahahahahahahaha

[StewieGriffin1985]

buttfuckin Brady Bunch

[MetaLz1337]

omg i have 2 c this movie

[11KEEKO11]

omg yes u do have to see this movie, funniest shit ever

[bigbo3488]

Get your fucking hands off me. haha

[eckzr]

lol its Will Ferrel

[Imrahil]

notice jay was laughing hard to the end of his clit speech lol

[frestadius]

Woord bitch!!:D

[braiden45]

lmfao

[Aron316]

lol, applesauce bitch

[Hess777]

I'M THE MASTER OF THE CLIT!

[jhasamster]

omg. that was awesome! cheers!

[LeonAVinSin]

Fuck fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck Smoking weeds smoking weeds smoking blunts rolling weed drinking beer somking blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts fuck fuck fuck.

[rennyba]

Wonderful movie!

Btw: Thanks for the visit and nice comment on my Adetes Fideles vid:-)

[jallamygel]

Clerks/Mall Rats/jay & Silent Bob. Knallbra !

[rustywesty]

great movie jay and bob is the best

[HybridZounds]

Very nice!