Michael Bay in Your Pants

[Poizon2K8]

With regards to Michael Bay movies, I don't particularly love them (except transformers, cus I'm just obsessed with them, have been since I was like 6 yrs old) but I do like to veg out and watch a ridiculously unrealistic action movie sometimes :D

[KarstenOkk]

This guy has most likely epilepsy.

[Poizon2K8]

@KarstenOkk no, epilepsy is when your body involuntarily convulses, and your muscles uncontrollably spasm. It's more likely that Neil has ADHD (Attention Defecit Hyperactive Disorder) or ADD (Attention Defecit Disorder)

[Karwolf88]

I'm a wolf. howl.

[durfeyj]

I'm purely a google person. Who needs bing?? lol. :)

[ItsDennyBaby]

LMAO "thou shalt not use BING" XD. Oh ye and fuck Bay, because of him I couldn't watch Transformers because I hate him and refuse to support the guy!!!

[NicoleexAlexandriaa]

yeahhhhh i only like transformers !!!!! my fave movie of all time . i only like michaels bay direction in those other than tht yur prolly right

[burningblackflowers]

Micheal bays in my pants or your pants

[AndrewAshling]

Nice vid, Tiger

[Naruhinaluver15]

"usually when i introduce to people like that they think I'm a crazy person.... RAWR"

LOL

[unia75]

I HATE BING , i have no reason to...im just a googler i guess

[0zMovies]

I don't like Michael Bay films. But clearly a lot of people do. So why stop him making movies? You don't have to see them, so they don't inconvenience you that much, and it would probably make quite a lot of people disappointed (including him) if he could no longer make films. Something I know you wouldn't want to happen to you. I reckon it would increase world suck. But that's just me.

[molmol97]

THANK YOU! Michael Bay completely ruined I Am Number Four. I actually read the book, and I nearly threw my popcorn bucket at the screen. But I didn't, because I payed money for that popcorn and I AM GOING TO EAT IT DAMNIT.

[Queenrachel1ify]

i lov u (: 

[EverDarkened1]

Neil get your arse over to the Uk so i can give you a hug and tell you how fit you are please :)

[tripthe1]

Neil let's do it! Let's buckle down and promise not to pay to watch Bay rape Transformers a third time!

You get a FIVE star thumbs up for crooked flags.

[JansRox]

I actually really loved ''I am number 4, maybe coz I havent read the books...

If you did, I believe you feel the same way as when I watch Harry Potter movies,

All to the conclusion that movies will never be as gret as you imagine them when you read.

[trekkerbud]

But I thought we were all agreed that you are a crazy person??? A cute, fun to watch, mathematical, lion of a crazy person, but still crazy! :)

[Blueaveo3568]

Wasn't there a show called, "Project Greenlight" on HBO?

[Lamoir]

I'm probably the only person in the world that uses Bing, I love it. Google has this boring blank setup, while Bing gives you a nice pretty picture every day; plus you can also find out about something new with the interactive feature it has along with the picture.

I also like that a year ago, if you typed in "Kya dark lineage forum" you'd find my kya dark lineage forum as the first link on bing; but it took ages for google to have my forum as the first link! =/

I just naturally like bing more.

[TheJoyfullspaz]

i love your game

RAWRr

[unabletobreathe14]

Why, I do believe you mean MICHAEL-BLA-BLA-SPLOOM!!!

/watch?v=3AR23f08yBA

(point begins at 0:16)

[plkw3rainbow]

posting status now about the video and the game =)

[musicismylove92]

hahaha, I have a blog, twitter, tumblr, facebook, and youtube channel =) yay for ntris! sigh that I only have 43 subscribers

[musicismylove92]

I like that you're a crazy person =)

[musicismylove92]

"TO DECREASE WORLD SUCK"

[RainboeTeddi]

bing isnt bad.... just nobody uses it.... (CAUSE GOOGLE IS BETTER!!! :D)

[bubblewandd]

You need to change your flag Neil!

[Marldance]

hahaha. that comic was funny.

[FirstPersonFails]

Hey neil its noah :) ive got to say that was one of the BEST games ive played in awhile, And the music was legit the best soundtrack ive heard since inceptions, good job!

[Nsnick88]

I forgot to tell you... Um. I'm actually a lion too... O_O

[Ryners]

I've seen that movie and I hate to admit it buuuuuuut, I really liked it. Simple plot with simple characters and villains whose motives are clear coupled with good visuals and neat explosions. Not everything has to be deep to be enjoyable.

[PixStixRockCandy]

I don't think we can be friends ._. I do not like and will never use Bing. I don't like Micheal Bay... but I'm a Zebra... and I don't think Zebras and Lions can be friends :(

This makes me sad.

[NiccoletteFlowerz]

Hey I'm Paris' BFFL just putting it out there (she met Michael Bay and loves him btw) and don't worry I'm Yahoo all the way <3

[watermelonsmilezz]

you are so passionate against Michael Bay and his moviesa :) it makes me smile

also when you said you were a lion i did not think you were crazy. I thought you were adorable.

[schiller1996]

NO M NIGHT IS WAYYYYY WORSE!!

[JustHavinFun66]

You took your hand away before I could give you a handshake ):

[iLeaveYouWithHugs]

Neil... you are ridiculously attractive.... and adorable... I luv you <3

*Hug*

<3 Candace

[Renta1Cop]

What always drives me crazy about movies is that the women in the movies always get nude, men rarely do. Are the male actors afraid of showing some skin? Watch a movie from Europe or Israel and you will see a big difference from American Cinema. Also with American Cinema is focused on this macho BS and trying not to look "gay". Its rather annoying. Yes Neil, Michael Bay equals fail lol

[kapowitsme]

I love your pants.

[Gkiss3955]

I've had two statuses about N-tris :3

[jordanjarvis94]

Uhm... Neil. Googled nTris to see if it was on Google yet, and, well, looks like someone already made it (Google it to see)

Buuuut... Here's a much better shortened link for the game: dft.[]ba/-Ntris

[Mernwyn]

I'm a dragon. A very tiny dragon....

[Desrathedemon]

Neil is an element of the set of lions.

[tamescorpion]

good movie ideas ruined by bay? sorry, i don't even see how the ideas were good.

[TheOrangeDream]

Does anyone even use bing? It's fucking useless.

[LeggITboy]

The ONLY thing i like about BING is that rumor has it it means Because Its Not Google, and I find that hilarious. Now, im off to try to count all the 'in your pants' comments.

[moquba]

you have a weak chin (•̪●)

[tattooedboy04]

I agree...Michael Bay is a turd; he has no talent. Never a story and nothing intelligent and worthy about his films.

[tim02538]

Too much hand gesture and it was hard to follow you.

Sorry. I still love ya.

[stephenwalls1]

The flag didn't fall down this time :(

[MikmyRC]

I don't like bing either. You're safe :P

[Crazy1Blake]

THAT GAME IS REALLY GOOD :D

[collegepoet]

There is a online game site called Kongregate that you totally should submit Ntris to.

[Tarhiel]

If you don´t like Michael Bay´s movies, don´t watch them. I don´t like them either.

If you´ll stop watching, his income would be lesser, thus the studios wouldn´t let him doing a movies. Michael, give Nolan A chance!!!

[misstaramcmahon]

one of my friends uses bing. -_-

[OrgasmandTea]

Clearly we need to force Michael Bay and Sarah Palin into a Celebrity Death Match.

Also, please keep us up to date on N-tris, it's pretty freakin' epic =D

[coollikeyodais]

What is this bing? Who is this bing? Is it the same as bling? Rawwww

[angelbelle717]

I am addicted to N-tris I have made 4 of my friends play it and I have dreamt about it the last few nights :p its too good.

[silvershots3]

yeah, bing blows

[woodlandfox2112]

the last game I played was Space Invaders, but I keep watching you for entertainment/education value. peace!

[theaussieninja]

I'm not going to lie.. I felt something during the "over the top" part.. lol

It's true that Michael Bay has the same formula for his movies..

[thedeadmanned]

good video neil when I post a comment it gose to my twiter and face book so hope this will help as well also I will post the link on my face book Peace out Neil

[rschuerer]

I share your opinion on michael bay, but I'm right now a big fan of the bing search engine. I tryed bing when the started, but at this time it's index was too small. Then when google started with this ridiculous accusations against bing, I tried it again and found that has now much better search results than google. I search for product data and computer/programing topics not for shopping sites and with google I always find this shopping sites on the first 5 pages which is anoying.

[angel29744]

how long do you take to do your hair? and if i were out i would totally date you :) just saying

[DoctorsAndDragons]

hi am am the Otter, your videos and games are very addicting would you like to join doctors and dragons a place where awsome stuff happens just made a video on saterday we are a new collab so check us out if you want to, just saying :)

[LoLoGirl404]

I actually loved the movie "I am number four" xD ... and I love your hair =D

[Aeriant]

Lol I liked I Am Number Four.... explosions, mindless fight scenes, sex appeal, and Callan McAuliffe..... that's a perfect movie right there >=]

[sevenout]

NTris is 100% awesome, and 0% anything else.. everyone should play it. Yay!

[reesespeices100]

pause the video, then play again.

press 6 and then 4

:3

[BananaNeil]

@reesespeices100 confusion, whatt?

[thatgirlnamedkelly]

@BananaNeil rawr... in your pants.....

[reesespeices100]

@BananaNeil 6=rawr 4=in your pants ... rawr in your pant :33

[JamesMitchellTV]

@reesespeices100 i did both of these things, and got aroused on both parts.

[GuyInCinciOH]

@reesespeices100 LOL awesome!! Probably should tell people to NOT use the keypad, in your pants.

[reesespeices100]

MUHAHAH im part of history lol

[kdogmich15]

Down with bing! Up with BananaNeil!(now that just sounds wrong, but oh so right :)

[tobi97322]

his movies are ok

[LadyChibby]

I love your hair... (Being creepy)

[sidebysarah]

Fuck Michael Bay. And Bing. Especially Bing.

[LivonIsMe]

i actually liked that movie...just sayin...i mean, i guess it may have been better if bay hadn't worked on it, but hey! he did have a cool idea! =]

[HighKingTurgon]

Neil, there is an ntris already extant. Some MIT kid put a thing together. it's not the same as your n-tris (it's much more convoluted--you never know how many unit blocks the pieces will be composed of), but it does have the same name. I don't want you in trouble for this or anything, cuz I really like your game.

[choro1981]

Thanks for letting me know about that movie,I won't watch it because I LOVE YOU LION. Peace

[CyrusFun]

I love when the sleeves are long and they come along half way on your hands :D that's so cute :D

[01boberto]

i think what he does is exactly the same thing you do in this video. You're aware that viewers have short attention spans which is why you keep the framing to about 4 seconds or roughly around that. and you always cut between serious talking and joking around. like "rant rant - im a lion - rant rant" etc. LOl. what most people like in the theatre is action, and flashing lights. it keeps their eyes entertained and less lag time. or so.

btw, i'm a panda... lions are cool too...i guess. :D

[meltyourheadaches326]

1. i just got off of Your Pants (lol) 2. I also hate bing for pretending theyre better tgan google when theyre exactly the same and 3 im so terrible at ntris but i'll spread the word anyway.

[saxplaya111]

You are really truthful, you do look pretty today :] Also I agree with your point about Micheal bay, I really don't like any of his movies at all, and the N-tris game u made....it's umm so unique and addicting, u got me into playing the game....29 lines wooo, I'll get better hah

[WellQueSarahSarah]

you see I don't Micheal Bay is the worst director in the world. He isn't the best but he isn't the worst and there a plenty of people who need movies he makes. I know a few people who like movies that just have stupid explosions and hot chicks. we need stupid movies just as much as we need reality tv. its mind numbing...although I liked pearl harbor but i like war movies and sci-fi ones. I really dont think you and I would have the same movie interest ahaha

[fhorntrumpetdud]

I'd love some banananeil in my pants ;)

[popsicleptik]

From the last Michael Bay film I saw, all I can recall is(are?) loud robots and Megan Fox.

I'm always interested in your entrepreneurial...ness, and ntris is seriously beautiful. Kind of like your face.

[nexttsar]

While I haven't seen any Michael Bay films, I certainly understand how you feel--as I feel that way about any film with Pauly Shore or Ben Stiller. Unfortunately, most Americans are dolts, and go to the movies just to be blatherly entertained. Me (and prolly u) want to think about a film. That's why I watch a lot of foreign films from Netflix. You want to see a great film, watch "The Usual Suspects."

[collywollydoodle]

submit the game to newgrounds, a bigger site could help it get some plays

[BananaNeil]

@collywollydoodle good idea. i'll see what i can do. =]

[alex20mod]

Can i get in your pants, tho? ;)

[BananaNeil]

@alex20mod YESSS. Always =]

rawrrr

[SamiSioux]

Boo Michael Bay... YAY Your Pants... Boo Bing... YAY N-tris!!!

[Zetenai]

Neil, your German flag is upside down! D=

[Karma21Girl]

Weirdly I refuse to use Bing but I never really understood why. It was my browsers default search engine... until I changed it to Ask :D

[dreamerboy6]

I instantly posted your last video to FB as soon as I saw it. Couldn't help myself. Wait, you ARE a crazy person. That's why we love you. Also, I love your hoodie. LOVE.

[rocky315w]

don,t blaim it on m bay, blame it on star wars and video games and the fact that kds today have an attention span less then my dog. like him you need that reward of blood and guts and sex, forget the drama we don,t have time to develope characters, we need action, before star wars you delveloped the character and then had five minute of action at the end, once star wars hypnotised us , me included im, a great fan of ep.4,5,6, we needed that constant action rush, love rocky

[thevideoinvasion]

Ugh, can I just... pants... Neil... Hello.

[rayosunshinesavannah]

I'm kind of obsessed with Ntris! Whenever I have I have free time, I fund myself playing it. It's highly addictive. :)

[RaynMan718]

My favorite number is 4

[lyla951217]

You have a Your Pants account!?!? PLEEEAASE friend me!! My username is LylaMockingjay. It'd be AWESOME if you friend me.... rawr <3

[Mikeforealz]

i say we rally all of the deceptions (because of course in true michael bay fashion they WILL be back in another movie) and have them destroy him.

that was a tad gruesome and maybe harsh, buuuut i also can't stand him. sex in an aircraft hanger in "pearl harbor" was NOT okay.

[chey2fli4u]

:) Oh my love, haha the colors are in alphibetical order. black red yellow but us dyslexic children understand who the flag is upside down :]

[enemiesprowl]

I love Bug comics. I glad you included that strip but you didn't give any credit! Anyways, I agree with you, Michael Bay should stay away from movies.

[sgrant1100]

I actually did like I am Number Four.

[thegreatcomposer]

I don’t really follow Michael Bay with the intensity that you do. However, if you despise him, I despise him. RAWR! I do think the plot of the Transformers’ film series is distorted, and it does not follow a consistent logical progression. Additionally, the film creates more questions than it answers, which I generally detest in any motion picture. I shall help you all that I can with your entrepreneurship.

[AtrumDelorox]

Maybe this can explain Michael Bay's popularity:

It is my belief that the world (or at least this country) is filled with stupid people. On top of being stupid, they're also shallow. A small percentage of the population is smart, sophisticated, & deeper than a puddle, but after a long day/days of being smart, we want to relax and do something mindless. So not only do his movies appeal to the scholarly challenged, but also the smart but tired minority, thus having 99.9% appeal. Hope this helps :)

[AtrumDelorox]

Now Neil, I'm usually supportive of whatever you do/say, but before I go into Michael Bay, (because that won't fit in one comment box), at least we can agree on one thing: Thou shall not use Bing!

.... EVER! I think Bing is the worse search engine ever. We should be trying to end that in your pants, but I'll manage to live :)

[Katest3r]

Awesome video Neil! Also i have passed on Ntris about and so far have had good feedback which i'm now poking you with :) Also cant stand bing! And Michael Bay sounds like a loon

[UnsightlySweets]

Your spastic hand movements make me incredibly happy. :)

[heartboy78]

keep up the great work . your game is so much fun i like it 

[michael894]

Guess I don't get out much. I have never even heard of Michael Bay. I shall Google him. That almost sounds dirty.

[bunnydo22]

THOU SHALL NO USE BING!!

[brentbraniff]

Yeh, Im not a fan of Micheal Bay films. I grew up loving Stanley Kubrick, Woody Allen, David Lynch and John Boorman. In other words, guys doing films with personality, heart and innovation. Bay's films are formula with explosions. But it seems the wider audience like that sort of thing. Who knows.

[HahnJames]

I think that doing away with the Republican Party and their facist agenda would make the world suck a whole lot less.

I think that time, the industry and the people's viewing habits will deal with Michael Bay in an appropriate manner.

I saw "I Am Number  Four" a few days ago. I left the theater scratching my head about a lot of things from the movie.

[TheFlameFalcon]

i dont like bing, im more of a google person lol ANd i will definately post it on like every thing i'm on! :)

[EmpatheticDuck]

Michael Bay directed I am Number Four? Damn. He keeps ruining eveyrthing I love.

[BananaNeil]

@EmpatheticDuck i knowwww! me too =[

[IreneAdlerCrazy]

I've been spamming facebook about N-Tris and several of my friends play it!

I CAN'T STOP PLAYING YOU ARE AWESOME BUT ARE HURTING MY GRADES THANK YOU!

[SpeedyReedyTV]

Thou shalt not use Bing!

[dilutedpants]

Please, please, please do everything in your ability to put N-Tris on the Android Market/App Store. All of the Tetris-like games for Android are terrible D:

And I really, really hate Michael Bay too. :3

[BananaNeil]

@dilutedpants mmmmmmm. there is a very large part of me that does not want to re-program the game in java.... I do keep getting requests though. sooo, we will see? =]

[dilutedpants]

@BananaNeil Ahh, that would be tiring, but I did read something about a converting thing... at some point... :3

[MaxLalib]

i was playing ntris... then i realize you posted a video... i can't deal with the dilemma...

[BananaNeil]

@MaxLalib haha, what dilemma?

[MaxLalib]

@BananaNeil playing your awesome game or watching your awesome video... but i worked it out ;)

[lacidar321]

i HATE michael bay's movies too :l and i dislike bing xD Google FTW

[yesterdayismyday]

You pulling down your shirt like that was the most awesome and funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

[DylansVlogs]

Ugh! I hate Bing....SO MUCH!!!!

[AVeryIronicGoose]

Hank and John didn't set it up. It was the people from the effyeahnerdfighters tumblr.

[BananaNeil]

@AVeryIronicGoose haha. i did not know. my apologies

[AVeryIronicGoose]

@BananaNeil It's fine. Also, don't stop talking about your entrepreneurial adventure. I want this to work out for you.

[LessMusclesToSmile]

RAWR

[mycrayonmelted40]

Finally! Someone understands my hatered for Michael Bay!

[BananaNeil]

@mycrayonmelted40 haha. <33

yes!

[lyssaluvliss]

i love you <3