@SantagatoTV hey joe, there is this girl I really like at my school and her and I friends. We talk and laugh but this year we don't have any classes together, so I don't talk to her as much. I can't build up the nerves to asks her out. Do you think I should try this method and see what happens, because I really like her.
OH GOD. I seriously fell for this poking thing! Everything you described...happened. I was like "OH FUCK, NOW I SEE WHAT HE DID THERE!" I'm laughing at myself now for falling for this. Never knew pokes had meaning...well actually in another form of tagalog, "poke" but pronounced "pokey" means "vagina"...MAKES SENSE!
@SantagatoTV Hey Joe, their is this girl thats cute but I've never talked to her before, we go to the same school but we have walked passed by each other and took a little glance at each other but we have never said a word to each other. I added her on Facebook and she accepted my friend request. Should I still go ahead and try the poke method? Please reply!
hey, i saw my friend post a video of you on facebook, and then from then i started watchin your videos, great job and. also i think you should do a video on, when girls get mad at a guy about hugging/talking other girls or hanging out with other girls, and guys just saying there friend... cuz i think its a butch of bull lol
your a trip dude lmfao. that shit is true though. works with me all the time. what about lets talk about they dont respond back to your comments, but LIKE your comment.
hey Joe...i have only been a viewer of your videos for like the past 10 minutes....but they are great...too bad i dont have time to poke on facebook cuz im too busy "poking bitches" but it is a great technique....idea for the next video though (the impenetrable circle of girls dancing at the club) whats up with that?
Epic xD
dushjerry 13 hours ago
you uploaded this on my birthday...
batmanandrobin317 3 days ago
H#SH T#G SW#G
fxckricky 3 days ago
The besttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
8791Nannette 4 days ago
Nd btw wouldn't girls see this video nd know what the guy is doing when he tries to mak a move
southparkboyzzzzz 4 days ago
When is your bday
southparkboyzzzzz 4 days ago
i could honestly replay the first 2 seconds over and over again omg
Samiction 5 days ago
The word poke sounds really weird now lol
danielletheawesome 5 days ago
"Bitches love notifications" lmao
monsoon2011 1 week ago
this is my favorite one! love you joe you're hysterical :) <3
Samiction 1 week ago
I'd initial poke you :)
SofiaPhee 1 week ago
Herpies and webbed feet
cobby1447 1 week ago
you're perfect.
mytoenailfelloff12 1 week ago
do one guys who play cod :D
juneace98 1 week ago
Looks like guy from even Steven
gangsta3408 1 week ago
-3
sasafunny02 1 week ago
@eminaaax3 omg i said fhat too abd my friends were like "wtf lorena? " -.-"
lorenabarros401 1 week ago
haha yes i will (:
#BEAST
valary5 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
lol
UchihaKisa 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
What does people think about Breaking Dawn??!! Like my comment if ya like the um... the comment..!! :D
Vallerienguyen7 2 weeks ago
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Vallerienguyen7 2 weeks ago
I poke random people in real life :D
I wonder why people thinks im strange :P
kjohen1 2 weeks ago
3. 46 to 3.49 reminded me of Jim Carrey. Dude, you're just a load of celebs thrown in to one person. Videos are always spot on though.
xHiddenSmiles 2 weeks ago
Gosh you forgot the random poke just for attention!!!
ChaossChick 2 weeks ago
omg u look like shia laboef here omfg omfg
eminaaax3 2 weeks ago
"Too bad I have herpies and webbed feet!" .. same..
vroxs3 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV
LMFAOOOOOO
juicylucybabyy 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV
"OH MY GOD. 3436 people poked me. I'm so popular. To bad I have herpes and webbed feet." HAHA dying.
cottoncandy9595 3 weeks ago 27
can you poke people you have no relations to???
almostSkater411 3 weeks ago
now that you've broken the ice, it's time to break the hymen. OHMYGOD LMAO
wetsealmayhem 3 weeks ago 4
Legit tried this and it worked haha
mikeymagc 3 weeks ago
did anyone poked a real girl ?
DraGon8044 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV
i poked u on facebook
849lookatme 4 weeks ago
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Kassizzlex3 1 month ago
go out there and poke some bitches..........swag
av4sho 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV
@SantagatoTV hey joe, there is this girl I really like at my school and her and I friends. We talk and laugh but this year we don't have any classes together, so I don't talk to her as much. I can't build up the nerves to asks her out. Do you think I should try this method and see what happens, because I really like her.
3atingmai1b0xes 1 month ago
Bitches love notifications
xoxodance996 1 month ago
POKE
OmgItsB0b0 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV
:)
OmgItsB0b0 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV
OMG I LAUGHING SO HARD!!! YOUR TO FUNNY
andy1wandy11 1 month ago
still my favorite onee<3 lovee all of them though
tverrillo 1 month ago
anyone know what the song at 4:25 is called?
Blackened1994 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV
@Blackened1994 pass put tinnie tempah
MESSIMAN101 1 month ago
DO THE BOTTOM BITCH THEORY ! :) your hilarious ! <3 hahaaa;)
Barbiex0o 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
what if after the second poke and like she posts on your wall?
511Nissan 1 month ago
Click 5 and then 4 after he says break the hymen Lmao
MASS0xTelevision 1 month ago
What if someone from the same sex pokes you??
canadaiscold85 1 month ago
bitches love notifications!
valdaviper1 1 month ago
OMG Legends of the Hidden Temple! i miss those shows lol
LmfaoUrFunny23 1 month ago
love how my two favorite people pop up when i ended with this video.
you.
&
onedirection.
xsmilewhenithurtsx 1 month ago
SANP GAME.
xsmilewhenithurtsx 1 month ago
not the pope! great guy! LOL
Skyisaved 1 month ago
hahahahaha too bad i have herpies and webbed feet
mikalacopp 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
DO A VIDEO ABOUT drama on facebook
SMRandomTwins 1 month ago
i love you so much no homo
VOLcOMROkR12 1 month ago
you a daym sexy piece of man
fobfreako 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV
he looks like Josh Hartnett!!!
SarahBeetroots 1 month ago
Your like a perfect mix of vinny , mike posner, and shia labouf
xoxodance996 1 month ago 63
@xoxodance996 A little of Channing Tatum too haha
MissRachelAmmerman 1 week ago
@MissRachelAmmerman maybe aha, i dont really see it :s
xoxodance996 1 week ago
legends of the hidden temple? i thought i was the only one who like that show..
agurl55 1 month ago
whats the name of the beat in the introoooo?
coda271 1 month ago
lol Joe you are spot on
xx3xotiicxx 1 month ago
im supposed to be going to sleep but your videos are to amazing x___x
ymcmbx33 1 month ago
LMFAO. this is seriously SO true!
lacrossebabeex15 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Ugh i hate that poke shit.. i never poke back *weird face with tongue out*
ShannaSays 1 month ago
He looks like Vinny and Shia Lebouef!!!!!
NiggaPlzzzz213 1 month ago
Omg hahaa I'm dying
smearedx13 1 month ago
what is this beat at the end
xzJTAGZxz 1 month ago
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XcrazyxChikkX 1 month ago
EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE
awsomeomlet 1 month ago
"poking a whore is kinda like putting ur dick on the table" and then u showed us! Lmfao!
roziemovies 2 months ago
bitches love notifications... damn its true.!
minely5885 2 months ago
NEH!
MeANDSerg 2 months ago
Hey, you should do catching people dancing in the car.
razzberryluvr64 2 months ago
Go out there, and poke some bitches!
onlywomenpushmongo 2 months ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV
its to bad i have herpies nd webed feet lmao i just loled
H8ERSLOVEME247 2 months ago
"now you have broken the ice, it's time for you to break the heyman" literally just loled. lmfao
nikokagios1 2 months ago
you can poke me in the mouth
kkaattiiee202 2 months ago
You're too funny I'm lmao
brigidxo 2 months ago
We had a guy in school that used to poke whenever he said hi!!
Barcafanatic1 2 months ago
OH GOD. I seriously fell for this poking thing! Everything you described...happened. I was like "OH FUCK, NOW I SEE WHAT HE DID THERE!" I'm laughing at myself now for falling for this. Never knew pokes had meaning...well actually in another form of tagalog, "poke" but pronounced "pokey" means "vagina"...MAKES SENSE!
AllisonMarieChan 2 months ago
@1:44 SHIA LEBOUF
MAGSANDGEORGEWEASLEY 2 months ago
"neh" is yes in greek lol
joannuhhhh 2 months ago
he looks like joe santagato :) <3 sexy as always.
reshmapharsi 2 months ago
LMAO the intro to this video killed me hahahhah - i love your videos, you legitimately make my day. i look forward to my tuesdays because of you <3
tweeting you everyday until you tweet me back and follow me xo. - goal for 2012.
CocoaaLA 2 months ago
hahah the pokewar. thats so true, shit is pointless.
VnessaDenise 2 months ago
Officialy my favorite youtuber
zinvor123 2 months ago
@SantagatoTV Hey Joe, their is this girl thats cute but I've never talked to her before, we go to the same school but we have walked passed by each other and took a little glance at each other but we have never said a word to each other. I added her on Facebook and she accepted my friend request. Should I still go ahead and try the poke method? Please reply!
samuriman1 2 months ago
"too bad i have herpes and webbed feet"
bahaahhaa
nadinearous5 2 months ago
He looks like Vinny and Shia lebouef
Voldemortisdefeated 3 months ago 99
@Voldemortisdefeated best combo in the world js
SMRandomTwins 1 month ago
@Voldemortisdefeated holy crap. spot. on. woah.
krazyrockinkat 3 weeks ago
#BEAST = I died LMFAO.
MrEvolution47 3 months ago
"hey you're not gunna win this poke war" toung out face classsiccc haaha
lovemetwo788 3 months ago
3:30 - 3:40, literally cried laughing
bleachfan721 3 months ago
legends of the hidden temple, i used to watch that show all the time, brings back memories!! love all ur fuckin videos <3
jennymisshenny 3 months ago
MARRY ME?
rose123rose123 3 months ago
Now that you have broken the ice, its time for you to break the hymen!
rej1cry 3 months ago 2
lmaoo ...i was here cracking up !!! love your vids
missestephanie820 3 months ago
SUBSCRIBED!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrMagikMonkey 3 months ago
lmao your the best
sammijonas101 3 months ago
I love you...
FlamingPanda01 3 months ago
LMFAO " Thats The Kid That Always Pokes Me On Facebook"
DeejayPatrick1 3 months ago
Damn. I'm so not a chick. I have Pokes disabled. That shit is just annoying! :S Maybe that's why I'm not getting any? *rofl*
SilverFlame819 3 months ago
what is the beat near the end of the video :O
DJSJB07 3 months ago
@DJSJB07 Pass out, tinie tempah =)
RoopaRaniNur 3 months ago
"#BEAST!" Gets me every fucking time.
cr1tikalll 3 months ago
What if you've been poking with your friend since high school, and you forgot who poked you first?
lBeeyunx 3 months ago
"3,436 people poked me. I'm so popular too bad i have herpes and webbed feet" lmao
MrPhx2113 3 months ago 2
now you've broken the ice, now it's time to break the hymen... LMFAO, everything in this is soooo ttrue. all your videos are amazing <3
cbutler083110 3 months ago 58
not the pope, great guy, love him to death. hahhahh
lol4481 3 months ago
it worksssss i tried it (y) omg :o jajajajaja Joe u are the man
TheGomez786 3 months ago
Damn, your cute (;
Flylikahhg6x3 3 months ago
0:01, he looks like Shia Labeouf.
ArmadaRanger 3 months ago
Bro you should make a video on how to do things like how to start talking to a girl/guy you think is cute and what not but great job overall
ErIcBaLLiN24 3 months ago
ROFLLLLLLL NOW THAT YOUVE BROKEN THE ICE YOU CAN NOW BREAK THE HYMAN HAHAHAH
ErIcBaLLiN24 3 months ago
hey, i saw my friend post a video of you on facebook, and then from then i started watchin your videos, great job and. also i think you should do a video on, when girls get mad at a guy about hugging/talking other girls or hanging out with other girls, and guys just saying there friend... cuz i think its a butch of bull lol
Tbarr96 3 months ago
LOLLLLLLL ! you need to come to Glendale ASAP !
xxhayaxxchikx3 3 months ago
You are a sexy ass mofo sorry I has to let you know that
dragonpapi2 3 months ago
Why are you always looking to your left instead of the camera? lol
ArMeNiAnBaBe17 3 months ago
Lmaoo this is awesome.
LalaSuhSweet 3 months ago
Bro name of song and the end?
:P
lSimplesidad 4 months ago
@lSimplesidad Tinie Tempah - Pass Out :)
ArMeNiAnBaBe17 3 months ago
This nigga gets no bitches
eeriekyrie 4 months ago
girls and push up bras
thebobemme 4 months ago
you're the man keep em comin
thoroughgoodski 4 months ago
your a trip dude lmfao. that shit is true though. works with me all the time. what about lets talk about they dont respond back to your comments, but LIKE your comment.
JackDballa 4 months ago
you're sooooooo cuteeeee
yizkool09 4 months ago
hey Joe...i have only been a viewer of your videos for like the past 10 minutes....but they are great...too bad i dont have time to poke on facebook cuz im too busy "poking bitches" but it is a great technique....idea for the next video though (the impenetrable circle of girls dancing at the club) whats up with that?
Pedronator 4 months ago
Yeo you should make a video about LMS on facebook how girls put thoses statuses to get P in there M! Lmfao
datkidandy160 4 months ago
lol he talks like vinny
chudi29 4 months ago
am i the only one that thinks he looks like shia labeouf? o:
dr0pitlikeitsh0t95 4 months ago
LMAO, Herpes and webbed feet :'')
OfMiceAndMandrew 4 months ago
"Haha. Yes I will. I've been a poker for many years. :) #BEAST"
emilymaq24 4 months ago
Lmaooo awesome vid
deboer541 4 months ago
haha is it me or he sounds like vinny from jersey shore X)
antdog147 4 months ago
"too bad i have herpes and webbed feet" , i died.
byCrunk 4 months ago
Do a video about different cliques of girls?
weliketheparty 4 months ago
if you poked me on facebook I'D DIE.
KristaaLovesYou 4 months ago
Omfg you're fucking hilarious I can't even asdfghjkl;
weliketheparty 4 months ago
i feeel like toomannny of the guys ivetalked to have watchedthis
italianqt1000 4 months ago
"im not creative" *poker face*
SuzieTheAwesome 4 months ago
you should do a video on how to act when at the movies with your crush !! hahaha. love your videos...keep it cute:)
fashionpolice141 4 months ago
i wanna marry you.
AllThatCuteness101 4 months ago in playlist More videos from SantagatoTV
lmfaoooo best one
mkrdech 4 months ago
Ur my new favorite youtuber!!!!!!
mollstar12 4 months ago
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tumblraddict92 4 months ago
break the ice, break the hymen LMFAO
whoababbiex33 4 months ago
LMFAOOOO
ENERGYSMYNAME 4 months ago
i know what im thinking " joe your too funny" > :) .
jabberwocky981 4 months ago
wait....pause......what if you like a pic that she is not wearin make-up
musicfeen8913 4 months ago
youre the bomb.
NicksGurl4evr 4 months ago
omfg i love this guy holy shit i just send his vids to my boy who pokes girls all day to try to smash
and well hes on blast omg
crazycrakz92 4 months ago
3:28 ! shit made me die from laughter!
MaRcO2k10 4 months ago
THIS SHIT IS SO TRUE
ahhhhh1129 4 months ago
"go out there and poke some bitches!" haha youre too funny
LaurenRose1094 5 months ago
i constantly replay the first four seconds. <3
nancyRAWRable 5 months ago
"too bad i have herpes and webbed feet."
caseyybeautyy 5 months ago 2
whats the song in the end of the video?
Paribesh88 5 months ago
The snap gets me everytime! Lmao hiiiiilarious!!!
Yesisaywhat 5 months ago 37
"CAUSE BITCHES LOVE NOTIFICATIONS!
they get mad emotional about that shit, like if you like a certain picture where there wearing makeup.
HE LIKED IT, HE NOTICED HE LIKED THE MASCARA, I WORKED HARD, I WORKED HARD, HE NOTICES IT CAUSE HE LIKES IT."
bro your so fucking hilarious haha keep doing this shit its entertaining and so true.
B0MdotC0M 5 months ago 86
Yo your next video should be about Swag.
Albanianboy69 5 months ago
What beat of song is that in the intro
Xvalt3d 5 months ago
this is probably the truest thing i have ever heard.
daysdisappear47 5 months ago
lmfaolmfao lmfaooooo now that youve broken the ice, its time to break the hymen
chexiick 5 months ago
i like your accent.
chexiick 5 months ago
i literally could not stop laughing, and you are so right!
ashleyhanz1 5 months ago
Talk about the girls who keep throwing themselves at guys who obviously don't want the bitch. :) btw, you're fuckin fine as hell. ;)
emilymaq24 5 months ago
make a video of how people are so fucking dumb for thinking you look like vinny.
the only way you look like vinny, is if you're looking into the sun and squinting.
kdaaavis 5 months ago
omfg you had me CRYINGGGG
BrEaKiNBuTtOnS 5 months ago
Oh my gosh you look like Vinny from Jersey Shore !!! (:
cheerleaderforlife2 5 months ago
@cheerleaderforlife2 right i noticed that too!
purple7766 5 months ago
tell us what u thin about jersey shore
MrJacobchamp 5 months ago
talk bout different types of drunks :) btw your a cutie!
maddielynr 5 months ago
I just asked out a guy! Talk about how you feel about girls dominating or how to ask a guy out for a girl! What do you guys like to see in women
emivictoriah 5 months ago
hey hott stuff, poke*
;) yea thats right
contagiousmiles7 5 months ago