"To Catch a Predator" Perv falls headfirst. New Jersey 2007

[NOLISTENTOME]

It's funny because I know the dude and he's not a pedo

if I was just sneaked up on by Chris Hansen one day I'd probably freak out first too before telling the dude I wasn't sexing up any teenage girls

[grewntd]

This poor fool suffers from anxiety acts; another sign that Americas socio economic paradigm is not nurturing. Watch zeitgeist moving forward

[sandinyourshoes]

Does that Oriental guy think that faking an illness will get him off the hook?

[leonlitori]

@sandinyourshoes It's the American influence that turned him into a deviant!

[sandinyourshoes]

@leonlitori, I do believe it.

[MysticalSelah]

Pedobear used SKULL BASH!

It's SUPER effective!

[pandemic7]

Banzai!!!

[bigmick793]

his cod black ops style dive to prone didn't work out so welll

[xIAlexisonfireIx]

Perv! Use Skull bash!

[archiebnkr]

How many times did that guy do that? Man, he must have a really bad headache.

[cyclos12]

Thats not how you take a seat!

[akaTheWave]

O the irony. Now convicts will imagine he is a 14 year old girl.

[cyclos12]

@akaTheWave ZINGER!

[kawaiikazui]

he didnt faint he was mad at the chair.

[flippinup]

he made himself faint i think. at first he was nealt down and then stood up after alittle bit. i think he did that on purpose.

[RAJSTA81]

hahaha people try to wake up from a BAD dream BUT this guy trys to go to sleep from a bad life hahaah

[tarathetarantula]

LOL LOL

[tboy13084]

so why was he on his knees in the beginning?

[pcmarriotthk]

reminds me of rufus the stunt bum..haha

[DelphinusMinor]

Why did he keep doing it over and over? Playing it up for the cam I guess. If fainting once can get you out of a jam, may as well try doing it several times.

[godishere7]

idiot

[wmburden]

someone should use the sound of him bumpin into the table as music sample ha

[squall600]

failed suicide attempt. not that is a true epic fail

[Orbit915]

chris hansen dateline nbc

[edy043]

LOL! Kamakaze pedo...

[planes3333]

@edy043

LOLLLLL good comment

[blewsrose]

R. Kelly should use this as the intro on his next hit single.

[1005510]

Epic 0:24

[tonybx566]

Priceless!

[1005510]

lol...that's wrong dude but fuckin Hilarious...5stars

[inamorato86]

that guy hitting his ugly face into the bar is so fake, if he ever , and i mean EVER DID FALL DOWN, HIS LEGS WOULD FALL UNDER HIM,, THE MOTHER FUCKKER JUST STANDS...lol

[KrazyBoi7]

MAYBE HE's NINJA haha

[atoneofnothing123]

lol!!!!!!!!!!

awesome!!!!

[mastior]

QUEER FUCK

[Hmantooth]

You are are'nt you!

[mastior]

how's your face? how many years did you get for being a PERVERT PREDATOR ?

[Hmantooth]

Er..my face is fine thanks. ANd iv never been to prison, or sexually assualted anyone. You however seem to have quite a lot o fexperience in the matter.

I wonder why.

[mastior]

ya rt. You carry toilet  paper to wipe the shit from your face.

Look who's talking about grammar, Go to school... leave the little boys alone

[Hmantooth]

Yart!?

is that a word where your from? where are you from? A mental institution?

Maybe...just maybe...you should go back there.

[mastior]

Figures only a QUEER would come up with that. Is that were they put QUEERS, how long were you there. How many years did you get in prison? How's your face, did it hurt when you hit that counter ?

[Hmantooth]

Having never been to either prison or a mental institution i couldnt tell you. Seems to me your running out of insults there chum, maybe you need to read a book or 2.

Of course, i am rather assuming you CAN read, which does seem unlikely.

[Hmantooth]

I just read you profile description!

'We maintain utmost respect for all, deserving. We maintain freedom of speech.'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My god your a complete moron!

.

[mastior]

Deserving is the KEY word FAGGGGGOTTTTT.

U deserve nothing but shit, shit face

[RageFire12]

Make sure you add attempted suicide to the list of charges!

[mastior]

Another Queer Deviate Deviant SICK beyond what a PSYCHOLOGIST can do for their NOCUOUS Nauseous MISERABLE Mental ILLNESS. There is NO HOPE 4 U QUEERS, GOD condemns QUEERS. HOW many QUEERS did The Predator Catch? HOW MANY? Like COCKROACHES, just can't resist. SICK MORONS

[Hmantooth]

Are you gay perchance?

[mastior]

How could u derive such an ABSURDITY.?

[Hmantooth]

You seem to have a big problem with eople of a homosexual persuasion, quite a big problem indeed. That usually ends up being because of repressed feelings or some kind of abuse.

[mastior]

KEEP AIDS in the CLOSET. Is that what happened to you abuse? YOUR repercussion ?

[Hmantooth]

Your clearly not very well are you...oh wel, you have my sympathy!

[mastior]

You must be an AIDs Incubator, shrivel up to nothing, slow death, Play and Pay... Have Funnnnnn.

Gods Present to QUEERS. AIDS GENOCIDE... Keep up the good work... wipe that shit off your face...

[mastior]

Ya RT. last queer i saw I put in the hospital for plastic surgery

I do believe he had an attitude adjustment. He'll KEEP his AIDS in the CLOSET... They all moved out, fair warning to the rest YOU AIDS INCUBATORS KEEP YOUR shit in the closet.

[Hmantooth]

Il respond in a manner u may understand better. LEARN Wrt to you fuck dumb. Education, quite rather important, as is, other peoples respect, way of life.

Any good? Damn your a dumb fuck!

[mastior]

FUCK YOU fucking DEVIATE DEVIANTE QUEER FUCK

I'll slap you t00. Put your ass in the morgue fucking QUEER.

SICK FUCK, instead of being a fucking queer be a human.

TRY normality, deviate

Wipe the SHIT FROM YOUR MOUTH...

[Hmantooth]

The irony of your statement is as equally hilarious as your pathetic grammer and macho posturing. Just another internet hardman, starved of affection, bullied at school and ignored by mammy and pappy.

Once again, you have my sympathy. See you on to catch a predator! Remember its ILLEGAL to have sex with under 16's - u freak.

[mastior]

Is that you banging your head into that wall ?

QUEER FUCK, Go ream your ASS again FAGGGGOTT.

Go to the fire dept and clean your self up, Queer fuck...

Hope you come into our haberdashery, we'll escort you alright We have NO TIME FOR QUEERS, we love stuffing their heads in the urinals and shitters, Your favorite places isn't it? Is that what you do, lick the urinals and shitters? Stuff your face where all the ASS's are.

How many times have you been caught with your face in the shitters ?

[Hmantooth]

Your a special one are'nt you! You seem to have a very unhealthy obsession with homosexuals and toilet practices. Id get some help wth that.

Any more pointless threats you want to throw around? Maybe involving your haberdashery again, or maybe a fire station?

[mastior]

Only QUEERS DO... Piss's us Normal Humans off, when we walk into the public bathroom to see a FUCKING QUEER LICKING THE TOILET BOWL and URINAL'S.

Fuckers all smell like shit

[Hmantooth]

Right......

Il file you under F - for fucked in the head.

[mastior]

typical QUEER response... Stop thinking like that, YOUR HOOKED on male organs. POOR misled DEVIATE.

You fell for the fallacy hahahahahahahahaha.

Hope you made it to the fire station, ream your ass hole again.

FAGGGGGGGGOTTT...

[mastior]

there you go again, I bet you don't talk to girls that way

[Hmantooth]

i bet you dont talk to girls!

[mastior]

how can I when they're sitting on my face, as I devour nice moist sweet pussy, as vulva encompasses my face. Yaaa

you're right. hahahahahaha. Girls Love Me...

Do you know what that is, there is an opposite sex you know

fucking qUEEr. FAGGGGGOTTTTT... less than fecal matter.

get your head out of your ass, shit face.

[Hmantooth]

so you say you have girls sitting on your face?

I hope their of legal age!

I mean, it does look pretty odd you saying something like that on a video of 'To Catch a Predator'

I think you have incriminated your self enough young man.

[mastior]

ODD That's YOU Queer Fuck. Yes females lovely breasts, vulva & estrogen. Isn't that what YOU have too ?

Nothing like the smell of a lovely woman... U should try it.

[Hmantooth]

So your saying im a woman, then telling me theres nothing like the smell of a woman.

Its a disgrace that they let people of your mental disposition on things like the internet.

I hope you manage to broaden your horizons, you pathetic little child. And improve your vocabulary while your at it, iv had arguments with doors that were more intelligent then you.

[mastior]

Figures, go fuck a door. Queer fuck. Better than smelling like shit. ALWAYS. I bet people can smell you a mile away. Is that YOU I smell ? Go Lick a toilet again, suck on a urinal again.

Deviate Deviant...

[Hmantooth]

Your not well pal. I hope someday you come to realize this and seek the help you clearly need. Good luck growing up.

[mastior]

Another Queer Deviate Deviant SICK beyond what a PSYCHOLOGIST can do for their NOCUOUS Nauseous MISERABLE Mental ILLNESS. There is NO HOPE 4 U QUEERS, GOD condemns QUEERS. HOW many QUEERS did The Predator Catch? HOW MANY? Like COCKROACHES, just can't resist. SICK MORONS

[Hmantooth]

@mastior Having fun with your Caps lock key - simple things for simple people eh!

I notice you've also found the online thesaurus, well done, your mother must be proud.

Tell her I said hi!

[mastior]

@Hmantooth did they catch you yet  ?

[Hmantooth]

@mastior Who are 'They?'

Also, how did the child abuse charges that were levied against you go? Did they prosecute or did you convince the parents that you ere suitable rehabilitated?

[mastior]

@Hmantooth MY Favorite Show, Love it. My Children watch it all the time, STRANGER DANGER.

Stranger Danger hates QUEERS FAGGOTS Deviant Deviates. Say HI TO BUBBA 20 YEARS.

How many times did they JAIL you? Your kind are on the bottom of the food chair in Prisons

as in DEAD MEAT, Beaten, faces smashed, bones broken, maimed, Beaten again.

[Hmantooth]

@mastior You really are an angry little man arent you! Your also quite, quite deranged. I fear for the safety of your loved ones.

[mastior]

@Hmantooth Your loved ones are going to jail, when a child molester is discovered prison

They get beat up, maimed, killed. Just the Facts ...

No body feels sorry for MOLESTERS, vigilantes are a necessity. Stranger Danger Hates Queer Molesters

There is no curee for a queer

To Catch a Predator great show, America's Favorite Show, TOP RATED

All the world observed a TELE TUBBY director get busted on To Catch a Predator, DR's lost their licenses. Went to Prisons RUINED. families & children

[mastior]

@Hmantooth I DO BELIEVE the World has had enough CRIMINAL MOLESTERS on the lose as in an ANGRY WORLD. Criminal Rape is not happiness, as it is for the MOLESTER. Your empathy is sickening, condoning protecting DEVIATE DEVIANTS, by Hating those who protects Children and opposes CHILD MOLESTERS, YOU Must HATE Stranger Danger, he hates YOU.

Your sense of profoundness is QUEER. If my child was molested he best turn himself in, The inside connections of prison ensure their Demise.

[mastior]

@Hmantooth What's more Dangerous is there is no cure for a queer, they will continue to molest babies and little boys. They must be beheaded, hung, dipped in acid, nailed to a huge tree. So everyone can throw rocks at his cadaver

[Hmantooth]

@mastior I dont have to say anything anymore, I think you prove my point simply by continuing to post completely batshit insane comments! Although, now you've found the online Thesaurus, id also look at the Dictionary so you can get a better sense of how to use the words your so keen on posting, as alot of the time what your typing makes very little sense - you just sound like a raving fascist.

[fortinosbag]

you are one wierd person, the result of too many drugs, or a childhood full of neglect

[mastior]

u must b a queer 2

[spikefivefivefive]

You seem a little obsessed with it.

[mastior]

Keep AIDS in the Closet

[spikefivefivefive]

You two have fun in there.

[BBoyFureyu]

Lol that had to be fake, he's trying to get out of trouble by acting sick. xD

[NismoSER]

The slow mo replay gets me every time lmao

[NextBigThing82]

I've seen this video dozens of times. It never gets old. What a clip.

[marius95]

There's a big difference about doing this for informational purposes than doing it for TV ratings. It was great watching it the first time but after a few shows it looks more like they are making business out of it then really having a genuine concern about how these perverts approach innocent kids.

[Cyber64]

lol hes so faking it

[Zardiel]

I dunno, he hit that table pretty hard.

[Cyber64]

well duh, its drama!

[hop2171]

he might have a metal plate in his head so it might not have hurt so much

[michaelwright999]

No theres was no cock, thats why Gay boy passed out .

[LizandJess]

he should have fell harder.

[ottamtakietam]

well perhaps he shd have used that head hitting technique much earlier as a preventive measure..so that he wdn't end up in a such a pitiful position. Now it's kinda too late to knock on his head..lol

[rsmanimation]

lmao

[idkmybffjoejonas01]

LOL!!

[ApparitionZ]

TCAP is fraud. No convictions to date because most arrested were not real predators. Adult decoys pretending to be teenagers, now that is sick in itself. No wonder why NBC got sued.

[sintetsu]

actually 250+ convictions. im guessing youre a pedophile? and the lawsuit against nbc hasnt gone through. you need to think about killin yourself, along with anyone else who sympathizes for these disgusting predators.

[judasromero]

I believe the lawsuit went through they paid her instead of going to court. After that they stopped airing this segment.

[ermineermine]

His mother must have fainted the same way the day this was aired.

[garymont]

feel bad for his mother

[jaytechnical]

i thought he was a bull

[cwalwanis]

leave it to jersey

[edy043]

He fainted, LOL

[Rastelin]

LOL I loved the loop. Funny.

[WarriorBoy]

You see! This video unequivocally proves that Chris Hansen HAS Jedi mind powers! You think that dude fell into the table because he was freaked and then fainted? Hell no! He got HANSENED!

[Niheth]

@WarriorBoy lol

[VeiledHeathen]

what episode does this come from?

Also, nice editing, I think I'm going to pass out after watching that too.

[willspock]

pfft, wouldnt see this set up shit on english tv

[CuervoBlack06]

no you just let your pedophiles run wild and treat the like kings when you arrest them.

[willspock]

spose who cares if they are treated like "kings" they are locked away, my point was this is the most staged show ive ever seen since jerry springer, most of your tv is, proper bollox

[CuervoBlack06]

The people are supposed to care since people want to feel safe and their children to be safe. Unlike the prisons in your country our's are not luxury getaways where pedophiles and murderers get flatscreen tv's in their cells. Also were you there when they filmed this, were you behind the scenes?. No so how the fuck could it be staged since the criminals have been arrested and on trial?

[willspock]

you just wish you were from the UK, cos when you get arrested for being a paedo you will get a flatscreen. chris hansen is a bellend like you. get your own saint and stop stealing irelands you inbred cunt.

[bee1225]

OMG LMAO!!!!

[absintheluver]

Chris is so fast, you can't even see him knock this guy out

[gothgbunny]

rofl

[hemptastic123]

BAAHHAAHAHHA

[Niheth]

@absintheluver lol

[tvman86]

I liked the screwed and chopped part of this clip.

[kungfucerrer]

hahaha!!!!!

[amanvsporn]

Chris Hansen with Datline NBC.

[edy043]

LOL

[cyclohexane86]

FAIL

[kisa20]

lol!!

[wauquelin]

Chris hypnotized the pedo's ass. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HAH!!!!!!!

[Jboxton]

You are not a film maker. Stop with the stupid effects you fucking faggot.

[FastJohnnyNardGard]

R u a child molesta??? i b 13 f

[Jboxton]

WHAT? How the fuck do you get that? I told the poster of this fucking idiotic juvenile video that it's not funny. Fuck you you teen age faggot.

[LupisLupine]

I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?

[railstay]

Sue the shit outta Chris Hanson Kuge!

[pabulum28]

Makes you kind of wish there were a "predator-cam" for head-first moments like this.

[llllJakubllll]

Lol that headbutt was epic.

[eatmytits16]

that was like the zab juda knock out hahaha!

[mindset36]

im chris henson with dateline nbc kaboom he speaks and knocks the guy out

[InvertKeeper]

... He was so cute ;_;

[eatmytits16]

if this was 1945 and i was in the Waffen SS i would gun you down with my schmeisser and kick your corpse into a mass grave pit full of lime.

[InvertKeeper]

Um... because I'm... not Jewish? Or because the guy's handsome? You have issues, sir.

[eatmytits16]

because you're a botched fuckin idiot.

[InvertKeeper]

Being an ephebophile makes you ugly?

[eatmytits16]

being a knobber like you makes you worthless.

[InvertKeeper]

lol k, ilu2 bb

[plasmaampm]

your gay fantasies are boring!

[angeelito911]

omfg that shit waz sooo funny

lol

[DeviousDeception]

Hope it hurt.

[betadinescrub]

LOL! I hope somebody will upload the whole episode. We don't get this show in France.

[betadinescrub]

I'm one of your subscribers :) By the way I didn't mark your comment as spam someone else did

[wetriverratt]

Mahogany Wood!!

[kitonangyl]

I laughed so hard at this.

[mtreyt]

LOl for those who said he was framed lol whatever. If in another context he was framed which in this he is clearly not lol, then that was never his friend to begin with lol. But whatever, this guy is clearly guilty so fuck it enough excuses.

[mtreyt]

Lol I don't know, some people take their punishment like men. When it started to sink in that he is deeeeeep in shit lol, that's when he realized there is no getting out. If i were him lol I would probably wanna crawl under a rock and die too lol. Whatever can go wrong WILL GO WRONG! lol

[CystVonCysor]

The sound of the slow-motion one could be an intro to a heavy metal song.

[LaSonRie]

Hilarious but so true!

[clyde815]

This guy is probably thinking: "OH shit! iM giong to fuck-me-in-the-ass prision!!!"

[rock2208]

very funny dude...

[ceasev06]

this is what chris hansen does to pervs

[scottmcruz]

HAHA...Fuken hillarious.. nice edit...lol

[prrrevil]

hahahaha where is the full episode to that??

[gOnads77]

bam! head first.

[stevekach]

so funny! these guys are sooooo stupid!!!

[246trinitrotoluene]

lmao.. great editing

[bettyat]

Sure wish i knew where he got his weed at>>>loser

[nevawrong]

your an idiot, you miss understood what i said, i said he FELL like a mike tyson---"OPPONENT". you do know what the word "OPPONENT" means dont you.

[Outlaw1257]

Well, the good news is that there are plenty of Chineese buffets where this loser can get a job as a dishwasher!!

[nevawrong]

he fell like a young "MIKE TYSON" opponent. google search "MIKE TYSON VS BERBICK", & youll see what i mean.

[bandit9874]

you're an idiot. Tyson beat Berbick

[3866210110465]

I think that was kinda what he was implying...

[famicom04]

I want whatever drugs that dude was on :P

[fisnationstate]

HAha. Great idea, use of different voices for Chris Hansen.

[catsmithyu]

He did that wrong, you grab the back of your head and smack your hand on the chair. That's the correct way to do a pratfall.

[copyright1982]

HAHAHAHA

I don't think the guy even really passed out; if you break your fall as you trip that pretty much means you're still conscious. What a dildo

[GinandCoke]

Now this is a funny fuckin video made under the proper circumstances hahaha.

By the way; is that a projection screen you're videotaping that off? I worked at Best Buy and I am familiar with home theatre hardware haha I'm a geek.

[judofan]

Lets stop trying to pretend like teenage girls don't go out looking for older guys. If you don't think so your just kidding your self. Go to any night club in america and you will find daddys little girl booty shaking up a storm. Hell YouTube has these whores booty shakeing too. Just because they are underage doesn't mean their angles. This is something we ALL know but choose to ignore for political correctness and to shift blame away from the parents for not doing their jobs.

[MonkeyMechX2]

Fuck that. How is it the parents are responsible for their kids (a valid point), but at the same time, the full-grown, mature (and in some cases, parents themselves) adult men are to be let off the hook for going after kids? Isn't that a worse crime than an errant child? What sort of logic are you breaking there?

[CrazyJustin2006]

Show Producer: DAMNIT MAN YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO FALL BACKWARDS NOT FORWARD! SHIT WE'RE FUCKED!

[FightgrothTwo]

Needs more video effects.