Dare MattG - 8 ( Parkour, Dance Time, Face Art)

[lonelyforlife]

Does anyone else notice tumblr is open the background?

[Jt39752]

4:04 - 4:11 so cute c:

[TakenokoSensei]

I dare you to put some liquid hand-soap on your eye-ball.

If you do, you are cooler than us sweds.

[bdiane1999]

Ur cat must hate you... just saying

[RaawrItsAmyy]

"Look at the sun kitty, it's so bright and shiny" It'll also burn you to death seeing as it's on your head..

[FUNNYCUZS]

i dare you to put your moms underpants on your head, and scream "HOBO!"

[katiemunsterloveschu]

Oh you crazy Canadian :) chi make me smile

[allisonallison44]

I hope no one makes out like you did to your pillow

O.O

[MYBURNINGCROTCH]

"I kept saying bag of dicks" I Rolf'd

[grungegirrrrl]

"do you have your stretchy pants on?? get your stretchy pants on!" :DDD

[143Pieify]

Is it just me, or did he change his pants like 3 times. Oh matt. just keep your pants off.

[RD4EVER100]

2:30 ^_^

[maddiesmail00]

i think jojo might be concerned

[Doughboy3433]

yugioh :DDDDDD

[xdarkeningcore]

this guy is amazing , i think he needs thousands of views :) <3

[queenolive0814]

I dare you to do the milk challenge.

[AVampiricSuicide]

Oh my god. I laughed so hard when your cat attacked your face.

[JennyBeen7896]

Plastic Swords......What A Turn On !! :P

[squirrel162]

i dare you to drink diet water

[assaindude]

I dare you to eat a banana in 2 bites

[ZaiSteph]

The "you me bed now" dare, everytime! (':

[ItsThoseCrazyChicks]

I dare you to put a sheet on your bed :o <3

[JustCallMeCarebear]

i dare you to text me ;D xD jk jk jk i dare you to tell us your BEST pickup line :D and then call a guyfriend and use it in a seductive voice ;)

[mandiichick]

I dare you to try to shave your bread with an spoon.

[livelifelovedie1]

That is the most epic dance I have ever seen. I must find it on google and learn it immediately. 

[UnicornsG0RAWR]

MOTHER OF GOD. i want a pocky cake.

[britt21212]

"no words, just emotions? Gotcha."

LMFAO xD

[blooburry14]

so, pocky and fullmetal alchemist...will you marry me?

[AbiAnimeFreak112]

2:46 lolz

[missEffy1]

This is the best matt G! <3

[FridaysForeverx3]

I dare you to catch a pigeon in a bathing suit.:3

[dajakesta10]

EVANGELION :D

[watchthetownburn]

i am noooot a seat!

[Monstersbabe]

At 4:08 i died to cute. my cat looks and acts just like jojo

[GannaTouchMyKeyblade]

thums up if anyone else went to club penguin just to get band XD

[get0nyourknees]

I dare you to superglue a sandwich to your butt and make someone eat it.

[XxnoobmuncherxX]

I guess Lil Wayne never taught you how to love....

[watchthetownburn]

i have that Hangover poster that matt has :D

[PokemonRanger87]

BONER!!!! xD

[InfectedFortune]

That cat XD

[ImPastTheFeeling]

He was more motorboating his pillow .. justsayingg

[talkingwiththedead]

When you said "What is love?", I said "Baby, don't hurt me.", instantaneously. :)

[avenged7foldgurl18]

I dare you to get a other cat

[10xMaradona]

i dare u to take out all ur piercings for a day

[dinerogger1]

OK this is good grab a can of hair spray, spray your whole chest and then light it on fire for as long as possible.

[irgamaizcool]

yaoi is not gay porn since it refers to manga and drawn characters and is hentai not porn

but i have to agree its bad

oh there is such thing as soft yaoi which includes not dicks

[MrTomatoOverlord]

His cat is soooo lucky and soo freaked out

[bvbfan147]

I KNOW HIS LAST NAME..ITS...g**** no but it is..Gifford!

[deathrock42]

I DARE YOU MATT TO LICK THE GUY FROM HANGOVERS BOOBS OVER UR COMPUTER

[SmoshEmilyB]

@Suzumia5560

Or maybe cause hes good at aounding things out...

I LOVE YOU MATTG124!!!!!!!!!

[divinedido]

I LOVE YUGIOH!!!!!!!

[Suzumia5560]

you obviously knew what yaoi is cause you knew how to pronounce it :)

[ZombiiCuppiiCakkii]

OH HEY!

You're wearing pants!!

[todreh]

Matt, you amuse me regularly. I dare you to become a respectable businessman about town.

[wotev007]

I was laughing the whole time!

[BabyKittySama]

randomly unintentionally pause at 0:33 and see if you don't feel really creepered out once you have left the room and come back >.>

[SuperAngusk]

Totally random but where do u get ur anime posters!!???? I want them......evangelion is fucking awesome!!!!

[leapila]

Can I be that pillow ?? ;)

[wolfgirl2ful]

I dare you to make a moai sculpture and paint it then put catnip on the wet paint and  give it to your cat covered in catnip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dylanthomas2010]

I went to Yuri please kill me

[sladunkaAa]

3:24 , i have the same desck, my life is complete now...wheres the uncensored version??

[XvImaUnicornvX]

you don't know what yaoi is but you pronounce it right xD

[blooburry14]

@XvImaUnicornvX gay anime. (you probably dont remember what you said but thats what yaoi is...)

[felolis]

@XvImaUnicornvX how do YOU know how to pronounce it right?

[XvImaUnicornvX]

@felolis Because I love yaoi lol duh :b

[RaawrItsAmyy]

@XvImaUnicornvX I'm so proud of myself, I read the comments before I watched the video and I said it right :D

[CelebrityStatus99]

@XvImaUnicornvX I know, my friends all pronounce it 'yow' and it bothers me so much XD

[Marzanda]

I loved when your cat just attacked your face. It was cute. xD.

[CPARK1998]

I dare you to eat an orange with peanut butter on it!!

[ClaireR1212123]

I dare you to watch yuri! Something most straight guys will probably enjoy!

[LoLiDeRp]

OMG!!! I...love yaoi..

[JollyRanchersxx]

YAOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[MorryRose]

I count at least 3 different pairs of pants or non-pants during this video.

[medalofhonr3]

I DARE YOU TO EAT YOUR CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cameron4467]

dats nothin matt i got banned forever on club pemguin

[Cameron4467]

@Cameron4467 ps I LOVE EVANGALION

[kitty4002]

i double dog sare you to sind "i love yopu you you love me we are a happy family" from barney and at the same time lick a spoon with peanut butter on it while danceind with your cat

[reses3]

Please color your cat red with any kind of marker :)

[nikahatt]

I can so do that dance.

[LoveMuffin1two3]

'totoro is the tits' it is sir. <3 :D

[KailebArt]

Don't you just love his cat...

[TheMadHatterCw]

Matt, I dare you to dance.........with Jojo :3

[z0nkedzombie]

Lmfao at the make out with the pillow XD

[SadieLovesZackari]

You Never Have To Wear Pants ;D

[frostbite261]

I dare you to take a taco shell, fill it with chocolate syrup, and then eat it!!! ^u^

[LoverGirl223223]

i dare u to sing sexy and i know it in ur boxers !

[blablabla4754]

i dare you to fix you

[rootbeerfloaty3]

I dare u to sing sexy and I no it while gurgling

Coffee

[rootbeerfloaty3]

I dare u to hug a random pedestrian or a dinosaur off the streets most likely a hobo ?

[hitxthexfloorx409]

I dare you to staple jelly to a brick whilst giving birth to a shark. TOP THAT BITCH.

[THI4F]

2 girls 1 cup !

[informer2882]

I dare you to go an find a hobo on the street an sit next to him

[IStealKitties1224]

I dare you to go to some random person's house and hug them on camra!

[coastykid95]

I feel like Totoro and tits shouldn't fit in the same sentence...

[LadyGaGafan123100]

where to put the boobs or the posters dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnn

[littledreamer08]

I laughed so hard at the Yaoi part!!!

[avaguard]

i dare you to drink a whol carton of almond milk in under 1 minnute

[meadows6278]

your cat aways like WTF !!!!!!!!

[PaigeyBoo52]

i dare you to take a penny and put it on ur toilet seat and push the penny around with your tounge. :P

[iwavmiley]

I dare you to burp the ABCs backwards(:

[KushCrystals420]

I dare you to shave your head bald.

[sabunpaen]

4:05 - 4:11 best part evar. <3

[NoOneWantsToDie]

LOOK AT ALL THOSE DICKS!! XD

[champimp2017]

MATT I DARE YOU TO SIT DOWN AND SCREAM COWBOY BUTT SEX!

[coolprettyblue]

I dare you to watch 2 girls 1 cup

[doubledogdaregs]

crazy watch how crazy we get doubledogdaregs

[CellophaneColaFTWWW]

Jojo has the prettiest eyes :)

[Catwoman5052]

I dare u 2 walk around with a lamp shade on your head!

[blackveilhorizion]

yaio is boy love just for every one who doesnt know

[panzerW0LF]

Hey Matt, I dare you to put Jojo underneath a box and watch what happens.

[spamzilla08]

I DARE YOU TO STOP DOING THINGS!!

[allister132]

mattg sits at home and counts dicks?



[gordanfreeman99]

YOU AND BOXXY WOULD MAKE AN AWESOME COUPLE!!!!!!THUMBS UP IF U AGREE

[ellisthebrother222]

I dare you to show us your ninja skills

[ZenZapdos]

i dare you lick your cat

[omg211000]

@ZenZapdos He's already done that

[Princessusch]

omg i have watched the kitty part like 9898 times already, i almost choked laughing at the part 1:05 when you said "little whiskers"

[blleennddzzyy]

i dare you to have a fight with your cat but matrix style

[JWillsNH]

See you can count the dicks



[PendonPwnz]

I Just kepped saying "bag of dicks"

[Metellmannvondir]

I dare you to kiss a dude and slap his ass like you mean it :p the scream boner at Jojo

[m8imawesome]

@Metellmannvondir UMMM........ IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

[thunderbolt11285]

i dare u to buy a sex doll and give it to your mom for christmas

[MrMrwhatshesaid]

I dare you to try and give yourself a blowjob while awkwardly finger dancing O.O x3

[vach0n1eh]

I dare you to blowout your hair

[IzayaOrihara01]

I like the part when Jojo put her paw over your mouth. That was soo CUTE!!!

[MRJACKSON717]

I dare you to juggle, while holding your cat

[RigbyPeep]

You are great :)

[redvampirechick]

That was an incredibly violent makeout session with your pillow. I worry for your next girlfriend.

[XiaoMeiAlchemist]

I dare you too..........DO jumping jax while drinking monster while singing meow mix song. :D <3

[XiaoMeiAlchemist]

YOUR EYES ARE AMAZINGLY SEXY<333333

[VictouriousTori]

LOOK AT ALL THOSE DICKS!!!

[TheMinecraftfan777]

2:44 - 2:47 is the best dance EVER

[AstarProductions17]

wow ur wearing pants

[AstarProductions17]

i dare you to dance to dubstep while eating a sandwhich on one leg.

[NovocaineJunkie]

Every time I see Jojo in your videos, she looks disgruntled. GRUNTLE YOUR FREAKING CAT!

[SonyaAndRandi]

i dare you to run into a wall as fast as you can while eating cheese wiz ! :D

[suptvable]

i dare you to run around the mall with ur plastic swords XD

[Jessiieesaurus]

You have gorgeous eyes. :o :$ <3

[GeemoBeatsYou]

DAT ASS ! 2:47

[twily4]

I dare you to watch.... YURI.

[motionlesslexee]

AHA! he got bitch slapped by his cat!!!!!!!

[TheKamAndMakProject]

Lol I replayed that dance over like 30 times!!! :p

[WWWdotSHUTyourfFACE]

I dare you to shave your arm hair off :3

[backstabbingwhores]

I dare you to yell. EFF THE POE-LEEECE! At a police station.... :3

[ibecool2]

go outside and say to a random person how to get a nose ring

[FJinterweber]

MAAATTT, SEE HOW MANY POCKY STICKS YOU CAN FIT IN YOUR MOUTH.

[Mirellabear]

HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA DO SOME THINGS.

[Xxixlovexyoux27xX]

i dare you: to go out to eat somewhere and hit on the waiter, or waitress, make it very know that you want tham ;D ;P

[Sarahwr2]

That sure is a sexy way to make out. ;D

[panicATTACKlove]

i dare you to watch yuri :]

[sexilexi06SQAIDS]

OMGEE!! THAT'S HOW I MAKE OUT WITH MY PILLOW TOO!!!

[Odasme]

Dresses up like a flower and throw flower pebbles at ever one u see

[Odasme]

Eat tomato soup with chopsticks

[Odasme]

What's the G124 in mattG124

[dakotaddonaldson97]

Walk around with you cat hanging out of your pants saying look at my fuzzy p****!

[alldayagain]

@dakotaddonaldson97 This would be impossible, MattG doen't wear pants.

[magicalsdpixi]

u like yu-gi-oh i just fucking love u that much more

[dakotaddonaldson97]

Go to McDonalds and order a boner with large fries.

[dakotaddonaldson97]

I dare you to put a cookie on your forehead, and get it in your mouth, without using your hands. Do It!



[dakotaddonaldson97]

I dare you to drink milk........ FROM A BAG.... because you are Canadian..... and enjoy milk... from a bag.

Boner.

[scienceandfaith1]

i dare you to eat some wood then ask an old lady if she would like some then get her response on camera.

[randomeskittlez1]

I dare you to wall flip

[ashtonkinkle]

I dare you to......... DARE YOURSELF!!! :P

[Shyanne1969]

I Dare You To Do Anal With Ur Kitty :D

[number1niefan]

@Shyanne1969 what is it with all the beastiality fans on mattg's videos it isnt even funny.

[InRealitySimplyRed]

MATTTTTT!!!!g, i guess...what do you have against pants D:?

[830jello]

I love ur cat it's super cute XD

[butteredtoast21]

I dare you to.....GO ON MYSPACE! 0__0