Angelina Jolie

[happyjack102]

This would be funny, if it weren't so true.

[Theguyontheearth]

Haha funny!

[diibpudding]

lmao i just can't stop laughing!!! Nice Job! :D

[hiroguam]

Can't we just have chain stores in the malls ?The kids could live there on display like puppies."Families r' us". Growing market also among same sex marriages. A rising tide lifts all boats.Every third world person could use another 10 grand.

[siblingXrivalry]

SEXY!

x

[mitch4595]

lol

[urkomplex]

wow i would to be adopted by her :)) but nice vid :)

[PuzzleDNB]

This is quality :D

[DriftTheory9]

BRAVO!!!!!

[silviucarmelo15]

boy this is a masterpiece.

[peacemorepeace2000]

think of ur own  what ange is doing if good then god will reward her not u . infact learnig good thng frm ang will b best 4 any body

[lovemydobe]

For the love of the internet get her to teach you how to spell =.=

[BenDaijo]

well done.lol

[TurdBlossom95]

can i be jolie's womb raider?

[Lornado3]

hahaha yeaaa LOL

[lovelygirl8887]

this vid is not funny at all

[Wazupcharlz]

wateva sgtmajor nd damn straight apeman

[Wazupcharlz]

Fuck use all! Angleina deosn't still babies! whoever made thsi viudeo is a total retard.

[apeman888]

You're so right. I'm gonna stop making viudeos.

[SgtMaj0r]

lmao

[SgtMaj0r]

you might need to relax a little...

[MEGATONCRAZY]

Wow that was funny!! xD "Run! Angelina Jolie is coming!"

[SirHoboGoorble]

That's right, you leave that baby alone, Angelina Jolene.

[crikarika]

jolie

[elucidative]

Yeah she is a member of the CFR. Total jerk! I wouldn't pay to see her movies if she gave me the money herself.

[steady2wheels]

Surely the same can be said about madonna? although that bitch needs locking in an asylum

[pinkrhythm04]

u haters are stupid stupid...why cant u just leave her alone do something worthwhile with ur lives..always leaving stupid comments....pathetic people.

[shadowq8]

are u the new leave celebrity alone guy ?

[DxsPro]

jolie looks like a heroin addict

[AskBrianL]

i need to start doing heroin then...

[staxstix]

"run! angelina jolie is coming!" ROFL

[Cr4ck4lack]

probably yes, cause i think bratt pitt´s ex-girlfiend jennifer aniston looks 1000x better....

[cliniqua]

Even Ray Charles is laughing at this comment, and he's blind and DEAD. Next you'll be saying Sarah Jessica Parker looks 1000x better than Natalie Portman. Everyone knows Jen Aniston is extremely facially challenged - she's in the same league as Kathy Griffin, Melissa Rivers and Sarah Jessica. She makes somewhat pretty yet ordinary girls like her pal Courteny Cox look like ethereal otherworldly beauties when she's standing right next to them. Truth be told she was the least attractive 'friend.'

[ScasMann]

hahahahha the look on her face in the end

[rossyboy1000]

WOMB RAIDER!!CLASSIC

[dugite100]

This is great. For someone who's praised for doing so much she actually does very little. Having a photo op in a refugee camp is not helpful to the refugees, giving the $5,000 a night she spent on the posh hotel room she stayed in that night and the many $10,000s spent on the private plane to get there would actually have helped. But there's no photo op that way. FRAUDALINA

[skiwintercampsummer]

How much do you give to NGO's stationed in third world countries attempting to help? I'm sure this actress/philanthropist gives a lot more than you do to developing countries.

[Lewis1985]

She also has a lot more.

[pinkrhythm04]

HAHAHAA STUPID VIDEO...angelina wont even give a shit to those people who dont like her

[Glade50]

This is funnny, but it is sad that people think she does it just for publisitly. Sleeping with her brother would get her more.

[froggerchanovsky]

win

[HaloLvl43Legit]

Gold, simply gold.

[advertisingsux]

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaa

ahahaahah thats funny and lovely

[la0zboi]

DAMN YOU ANGELINA JOLIE

[sokarazie]

this is retarded !!! at lease angelina is doing something positive, unlike some haters who cant afford to do shit but talk there bullshit.

[AlienProphet13]

LOL...that's terrible....picking on poor Jolie like that...NOT.

[something2431]

I don't have anything against Angelina Jolie but that was hilarious!

[SuzanMetal]

Idiota...

[LizzyAston]

LOL

[uyoudecide]

lol she is CFR she maybe a Illuminati !!?

[inukikyo89]

that was a horrible videoo. reducing angie to such a thing

[surferei]

that woman is insane.

[inukikyo89]

insane in a good or bad way

[chilchix]

wow!! lmao rofl just...wow!!! that is amazing well done :D two thumbs WAY UP!! good job :D

[angydbest]

ohh its veryy funny :P:P:P nice work

[Menace1979]

Omg! If she comes to Brasil she'll get a lot of babies.

[erthchik]

i can't stand it man!!! you are too good!!! you have a gift and i am loving it. are there more of us out there? :)

[Goditshot]

Yeah, I Agree. x

[RTOONS42]

loll hehe funny stuff man

[bu5hhat3r]

lmao! where do u come up with this stuff?! ur a fucking genius!

[angydbest]

u re mocking her work!! thats a shame of u people!! shes doing such a great humiterian work and this is your response? hmm!...she's a brilliant actress and a beautiful charming mother/girlfriend...i luv her..!!!

[EnterpriseKnight]

it's a parody...

[pevspaintballer]

lol

[oreomon]

lmao how cruel

[aniixbaby]

LOLL! omg that was funny as fuck (:

[shortbusdriver]

fucking lols

[rybkikyo]

xDDDD

[MollyVonSchtupp]

HAHAHAHA! Oh god - ok, I burst out laughing during that! Absolute champagne comedy! Well done my dear!

[singingguitarist]

hahaha!!! This is amazing! I would run too!

[tedoymisojos]

XD RUN!

[Kidiot]

Geeeeeeeeesh XD

[Astragem14]

I didn't really get it until about halfway through, so, man, was that ever funny. XD I mean, obviously I don't agree with that portrayal of her real life events (I'm a fan of hers), but it was very, very funny, haha.

[hrmmm]

Even though I really like Angelina, I thought this video was pretty funny.

[qhdkif]

that`s about her movies not about her life...if she has plenty of money to rise those kids then why not?...she a very good mother.

[MrSquirrels]

Not saying she's not, but how would you know if she's a good mother or not?

[summahshis]

amazing lmao

[JiggyJigsaw]

awesome :D

[denizci68a]

:P run kids! angelina is coming !!! :)))))

[RubiedCross]

I don't really like backrubs. Or massages. I like giving them though =P

[FUCKYOUYOUPEICEOFSHI]

You make funny videos -stop

they make me laugh -stop

[rlglufc]

Hahaha God this is funny!!!!!

[angelf1]

HAHAHAHAHAH never laughed so hard

[ayesparrowis]

oh she would so laugh at this!! i think angie would like this!! hahaha

[ikeam111]

hahahahaha!

[ladylabret]

BAHahaha gold

[RubiedCross]

People, this video is a joke. It's suppose to be funny. Not serious. If it was a serious video, I might say something about this too, but it's not. So just shut up, watch the video, rate it, comment it, then leave. If you can't take a joke, then delete your account and then IP ban yourself from youtube. Have a nice day =)

[CreditTipVideos]

Lara croft is perfect

[Kenvelka]

WTF !! angelina is the best actor and this than she adopted many children this is her think ! She is great,i love her.

[apeman888]

Yoda, are you drunk?

[cristinabanita]

If almost everyone has something to say against jolie let me see you do something about the lives of children in poor countries. this is called envy and it only shows how mean and narrow minded people are.and one more thing - this kind of marketing strategy just isn't profitable and anyone in their right mind knows that.rethink your arguments people coz' they are lame. i'm sorry you'd rather let those kids starve than be adopted by jolie.

[apeman888]

So serious.

[spinelesswonder]

Yes she's beautiful on the outside, but ugly on the inside.

She talks of understanding and compassion for Muslim extremists but won't even talk to her own father.

She talks of freedom of the press but has journalists sign a legal agreement than forbade personal questions and threatened a lawsuit for anyone who broke the agreement.

She talks about dialog, but wanted to ban Fox News from her premiere.

Hypocrisy thy name is Angelina Jolie.

[apeman888]

Maybe all that is true, but I still wish she would adopt me.

[burningbushmen]

its ok that she wants to form her own cult. i used to think she was hot but now i'm getting sick of her alien face. this is awesome once again. i wish you had 100 vids.

[apeman888]

One day I shall.

[IronDragon]

HAHAHAHAHA

[ornamentity]

very smartly and cheekily made! (they don't call adopted children precious objects of desire for nothing!)

[Katinkaismoin]

i agree! i just don't get people who make fun of people who are making a difference in the world, Angelina Jolie Rules!

[apeman888]

I too agree. I wish she would adopt me.

[sheepeh120]

lol its funny :) but i still luv her :)

[danwaterloo]

I don't think the creator of this video thinks adoption is wrong. I do think he is very, very clever.

[viktorfancy]

HAHAHAHA

[atila2525]

its very great women

[apeman888]

Look! Up in the sky!

[fairchildart]

Angelina Jolie wants her public image to make her out to be some kind of saint and it just isn't working. She claimed her kids were the most important thing to her and then she accepts a movie deal after recently adoping Pax. Like that kid hasn't gone through enough stress, now he's got an adoptive mother that will be coming and going. I don't care what she does or how much money she shells out to the poor, whatever she does is only for the benefit of Miss Angelina Jolie.

[apeman888]

Bummer.

[Katya67]

My kids were the most important part of my life and I worked 60 hours a week. Angelina barely worked part-time after Pax was adopted. Angelina doesn't say she is a saint and she doesn't publicize 1/20th of what she does. If you think Pax is so unhappy why does he run laughing and skipping and holding his mummy's hand? Were there a bunch of people lined up to rescue him from that orphanage he was so "stress-free" in?

[musiclover1958]

Katya, the FAKE lawyer. Who spends all of her time on IMDB, JJB, JJ, youtube, etc, but CLAIMS to be a lawyer.

ROTFLMFAO! You're on welfare bitch, and you're home. You live in a fantasy world!!!!!!!!

LOONy TUNES!

[musiclover1958]

And KATYA, don't LIE, you never worked a day in your life. You're sitting at home in your 90 year old mother's basement collecting SSI for your MENTAL DISORDER.

ROTFL AT YA!!!!

[merlady007]

wow. and this is posted by someone who's claiming to be a church? hmmm...at times like these i wonder what would Jesus do? i sure as hell don't think he'd call adoption stealing and i'm pretty sure that if he met you (whoever made this) he wouldn't even know your name. just a hunch.

[apeman888]

If you rub calamine lotion on your hunch it will go away.

[AnateriumFromHell]

blah

[xianfeng]

I love it.

[larajolie7]

KKKKk

Poor Jolie

[fertilizER5]

haha! funny, even though i dont think what shes doin is wrong, this was still funny!

[SpeakinStee]

ahahahaahahahahahaaha i 4t it was madonna was the babe stealer, guess i was wrong

[cliniqua]

Wow. ..and you made this when Jolie just had 2 kids, adopted 4 years apart. Mia Farrow gets no love. But hey, keep it up with the ridicule, maybe you'll discourage this practice among those American people unlike Jolie, who live their lives, caring what other people think. Afterall, good God fearing people need to stick to ONLY raising WHITE serial killers from and U.S. Presidents named G.W.

[Phranquely]

Did you make this comment before VT or what?

[IsbPhoenix]

Sorry, I don't get it. Are you dogging her for helping those children or are you dogging the haters who talk badly about her for it? I think I see sarcasm, but it's so subtle I can't even tell. Which is it?

[apeman888]

Can't it be both?

[IsbPhoenix]

I don't see how it can give two messages that are polar opposites of each other.

[apeman888]

Then you must study the tao.

[TomIsTehOwnageLolz]

Hahaha womb raider, I like it.

[yyrkoon80]

yes it is horable to adopt children from poverty and a life of hell. Damn that Devil, for giving unwanted kids a good life, damn her to hell!

[apeman888]

Hey! Leave Angelina alone. Or was your comment tongue in cheek, like the video? It's all so confusing. I wish I had made a video about something nice, like unicorns, or the Care Bears. Hmm... how about this: "The Intensive Care Bears". Yep, I'd buy that.

[gaerwitch]

class vid!! love ur work! x

[SpeedBumpRump]

That's pretty funny. Untrue, but funny. LOL

[OrionEdWood]

Ha ha ha! You're a good sport with the people who leave negative comments, your answers are just as funny as your videos! That's cool. By the way, the "Apocalypse Now" scene, in fact the whole movie, that was filmed not far from where I live ....

[blueangeloracle]

Yeah i found this video through the Metro website as well. Iloved it by the way.

[mimine101]

Hilarious! You did a great job!

[undiefan]

Did you know this made it into The Metro newspaper? Or onto the website instead. It's that free newspaper you get on trains n buses. I love this it's wicked. Lov Kel xxx

[apeman888]

Thanks. I had wondered why the comments were suddenly all from the UK.

[1a2bc932]

HEY APEMAN, i have to congratulate you for the movie. It was fantastic. If you view it in a creative way, you did a good job.Except for the critism in it, i have no comments. In fact, i downloaded your movie already. So, lets say im gonna keep that masterpiece of yours even if you delete it, cheers!

[apeman888]

Thanks, 1a2bc932. I like your username. It looks like a robot name. Do you come from the Land of Robots? Because if you do, I have an urgent message for the Robot King.

[juliaelliott2002]

apeman888, you made my day. I want to have your baby--I'll have to hide it from Angelina Jolie!

[MainDeClaire]

This is typical of religious zealots who think they are the only people allowed to bring benefits to third world countries. Angelina is trying to help and should not be put down by vile trash like this. This video should be removed.

[staringatdotcom]

im scared..

[Cella65]

Harsh. Very Harsh!

[Rayofpain]

LOLXX LULZULZU

Okay, nice movie.

My arm feels stronger now.

[ems856]

lol that was awesome

[wogsland]

Now that's funny!

[acdchiroki]

this video is out of the line. haters will always hate i guess it's in your blood. Angie is the best & will always be no matter how many videos like this come out. your mother must have not taught you better than that

[apeman888]

acdchiroki, you are right. My mother taught me how to play the trombone, then she sent me on my way. It's been a hard life. That's why I am filled with hate. Also, I lost my trombone.

[kdolater]

lmao thts wel funi. guted bwt ur tromone lolz xxxx p.s funi vid

[MainDeClaire]

You're not funny, your video's not funny - you're not even clever. Try doing something worthwhile and delete this video.

[apeman888]

I've been trying to delete this video for a month, but I can't figure out how, because I'm not even clever.

[SEANTHEHOBO]

bwuhahahaha cant u tke a joke??

rofl get alife.. this si funny as shit! gj apeman xD

[papaciiito]

Make a longer video using Salma Hayek and the way she is making America like ugly chicks, use her Frida movie and the Desperado one too, and should be to the tune of Selena's music...

[truebluefairy]

Dear ApeMan

I read all the comments before I posted. Ms. Jolie makes a difference in the lives of children who have no future except death -- one child, orphanage, refugee at a time. Read Ms. Jolie's UNCR mission reports & I would love to see you produce another brilliant video about your great works and substantiate your suppositions based on rigorous research of Ms. Jolie's financial and personal commitment & support for refugees & "disposable" children. You'll be my hero too.

[apeman888]

Your comment is longer than my video.

[truebluefairy]

LOL

a picture is worth a thousand words

[truebluefairy]

Nicely produced video, but if I were an orphan I'd love to go home w/ Angelina Jolie. In fact, I would love to go home w/ Ms. Jolie anyway!

[apeman888]

See below, trueblue.

[jokinaroun100]

lol dude that was ace!

[belperdave]

Shame she can only afford black ones :)

[Idahoflip]

brilliant. Damn you Angelina Jolie! ahahah

[taylercorrupt]

mmm funny

[CholulaChick53]

haha dude tahts greatt

[mainlinewords]

I have an unhealthy obsession with this woman,

but this was an awesome video. I love your films.

[zeusdidit]

this is good video. good editing, and great ending.

[skatechatham]

Funny vid

Nice clip from Apocalypse Now..

[apeman888]

Skatechatham:  TEN POINTS!

[pjbrubak]

yep. saw that too.

[alphaba2]

really enjoying your humor.

[anothrony]

Omg...hilarious. Althuogh I love Angelina, still great.

[apeman888]

I love her too, anothrony. I wish she would adopt me.

[anothrony]

xD. That would be just terrific.

[SomersetM]

Hilarious, thanks!

[Wayzataboy]

Yea pretty obvious petty reactionary stuff, your spider movie was better. Why waste time with these so called celeberties? You actually act like they stand for something. Illusions my friend, much like your silly monotheistic religions that claim to know, they don't, no one does. It's all a mystery. Nice editing thou.

[apeman888]

Yea? Thou? Wayzatboy?

To be honest, I've been confused since I learned that God brushes his teeth twice a day with our minds.

[Wayzataboy]

funny

[outworld1]

Very good. Good Christians don't adopt, especially not heathen non-whites. Don't do drugs, obey the police, vote for Bush... <one of us, one of us, one of us>

/There is no god(s), didn't you get the memo?

[apeman888]

I did get that memo, outworld1, but I thought it said "kill everyone in the house".

[imadman]

classic

[1337gemini]

not bad. The score should be more epic though, especially towards the end.

[apeman888]

That was my original plan, 1337gemini, but I ran out of money.

[CarnageFan]

That's great

[hui83]

lol

[Pankakke]

fucking priceless