I've never read Twilight. So please tell me this is not really it. Because...this is awful. Awful. Like...Omg. Did someone actually write this book? Wow.
I wish this were less retarded and talked less about necrophillactic teenage dumbass girls and dead sparkly tool homosexuals, and weren't read by another dumbass necrophillactic teenage girl.
This fanfiction is the precursor to the final product. And it's arguably better. Especially when read by this girl, has a beautiful voice, reminiscent of an angle.
"But I ignore her because I believe you should create things instead of destroy them."
(facepalm) God this fanfiction is so horrible, that it's like the prequel or alternate sequal to twilight itself. But you did a pretty good job at reading them though.
OMG! I love you!! XDD This was freaking amazing! First of all, where on earth did you find this fanfiction? It's so miserably written, it's hilarious, and your reading only made it more enjoyable! Very nicely done. XP
LOL "It sounds like an angle!" that was obviously a typo for whoever wrote this fic... still, it made me crack up - and the fact that you were doing the actions made it funnier XD
holy shit im in tears. this is fucking hilarious. your my fucking hero.
1)i love twilight AND fanfiction. theres some REALLY good shit out there that needs to get published (wide awake, poughkeepsie etc) but theres also the shitty fanfics like this one too. i wouldnt be surprised if this was real. ive read ones like this before and wanted to gouge my eyes out. anyways! your hilarious and im gonna go watch the other video now <3
I can tell you had a hard time keeping yourself from laughing during the "Like a dark room with no lights" part (Which I can't blame you for. It's a retarded analogy) Other than that, flawless.
excellenttttttt. maybe we could get a quote going, where once a week we get a different person from the thread to record themselves reading a chapter?
Dark room with no lights... what?
centerofthecircle666 3 weeks ago
Twilight Fanfiction: Better than Twilight.
clarkispotamia 4 months ago
I liked the part with the vampires.
MoonIMover 7 months ago
For some reason. I want to marry you for this.
AccidentlyonPurpose0 9 months ago
The sad thing is, this fanfic isn't that much worse that Twilight.
handmiadenofgod 1 year ago
I've never read Twilight. So please tell me this is not really it. Because...this is awful. Awful. Like...Omg. Did someone actually write this book? Wow.
ConfusedCaitlyn 1 year ago
@ConfusedCaitlyn You ought to read the titles of the videos you watch.
MoonIMover 7 months ago
@ConfusedCaitlyn It's not Twilight, but it might as well be. They're very, very similar.
MyLadyGreensleeves77 7 months ago
lol, you are awesome.
idkaaw 1 year ago
'It sounds like an angle!' lmao
missbritface 1 year ago
You know what the saddest thing about this fic is?
The students' first reactions to the new kid are actually more realistic than in the actual Twilight...
thegreattotemaster 1 year ago
practicalily?
bambida1st 1 year ago
lame
jenasloveify 1 year ago
I wish this were less retarded and talked less about necrophillactic teenage dumbass girls and dead sparkly tool homosexuals, and weren't read by another dumbass necrophillactic teenage girl.
sauron610 1 year ago
This fanfiction is the precursor to the final product. And it's arguably better. Especially when read by this girl, has a beautiful voice, reminiscent of an angle.
DatDude0925 1 year ago 2
"But I ignore her because I believe you should create things instead of destroy them."
(facepalm) God this fanfiction is so horrible, that it's like the prequel or alternate sequal to twilight itself. But you did a pretty good job at reading them though.
GwenythD 1 year ago
RT makes us do fun things =)
orangetart4762 1 year ago
Best dramatic reading of fan fiction since Red vs Blue: Before the war
jannecechmanek 1 year ago
that was so gay u are not funny u need to get a life
YOHA3149210 2 years ago
many lulz =D
jakepanarisi 2 years ago
OMG! I love you!! XDD This was freaking amazing! First of all, where on earth did you find this fanfiction? It's so miserably written, it's hilarious, and your reading only made it more enjoyable! Very nicely done. XP
Yakunen 2 years ago 3
Bahaha I have to know the name of this fanfiction XDD
iwuvchocobos 2 years ago
what...the fuck? XD
I'm like everyone else: I need to know the title of it.
Klebkatt 2 years ago
LOL loved it~! you my dear have the voice of an ~*angle*~ <3!
KawabaraPUNCH 2 years ago
Oh man, now I have to track this sh*t down!
crazy4sian 2 years ago 3
May I please get the title to this fic? It sounds magical~
sayhitoyourmom 2 years ago
Your accent is pretty awesome. :L
MissVaudevillain 2 years ago
Lolz! XD This was pretty funny. I liked the angel/angle part. =3
But there are way worse fanfiction out there. @~@ Read any good Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfics recently? Neither have I, considering they don't exist.
ShinjisLover 2 years ago
........ for some reason, I'm starting to think that THIS fanfic is the rough draft for Twilight!
ABUsIVEUkE 2 years ago 25
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ASTImisadventures 2 years ago
XD XD wtf...this was a real fanfiction? lol eh I've read worse lol. Check out some of the sonic fanfiction. you'll laugh your ass off xD
YuGiOhMistress 2 years ago
you should post a link to the fic.
your ma'am, have earned a sub.
GarcianSmith891 2 years ago
LOL "It sounds like an angle!" that was obviously a typo for whoever wrote this fic... still, it made me crack up - and the fact that you were doing the actions made it funnier XD
Clarestovold 2 years ago
holy shit im in tears. this is fucking hilarious. your my fucking hero.
1)i love twilight AND fanfiction. theres some REALLY good shit out there that needs to get published (wide awake, poughkeepsie etc) but theres also the shitty fanfics like this one too. i wouldnt be surprised if this was real. ive read ones like this before and wanted to gouge my eyes out. anyways! your hilarious and im gonna go watch the other video now <3
nikkaayy995 2 years ago 3
basically, you're awesome
Voltaireilicous 2 years ago 11
Nice iron vs hulk poster in the back thar
Visser0x 2 years ago 2
....*applauds* amazing XDD
farida92 2 years ago
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she is horrible!!!! and not even a bit funny!
BlackMuffin1 2 years ago
lol. first Twilight fan comment. i dig.
aceupyoursleeve2 2 years ago 6
one (wo)man's absolute and total crap, that would make me want to gouge my eyes out if i was reading it, is another (wo)men's treasure/
itssmariam 2 years ago
This was quite hilarious, haha. Amazing.
Godosesaldolf 2 years ago
I love you so much. You've got no idea :D
BurntZoeandtheToaste 2 years ago
My god, this is horrible (not your reading. but the text) makes me feel like chipping in :)
Zedd form RT.
broodjebamibal 2 years ago
Awesome is you.
I can tell you had a hard time keeping yourself from laughing during the "Like a dark room with no lights" part (Which I can't blame you for. It's a retarded analogy) Other than that, flawless.
GrahamCrackerStudios 2 years ago
A heroine is you, fair lady.
Splitter 2 years ago
fabulous.
doucheproof 2 years ago
If I actually had a webcam I might do something like this, but alas my computer skills suck.
LordBenne 2 years ago
I am all for the weekly readings. I am just PC retarded (I'm old, ok?) and it might take a few days to get this web cam thingy straightened out.
willmolinar 2 years ago
Awesome. I want to rape you. With my wolf powers.
(Benne from RT)
LordBenne 2 years ago
Nocturna here. Effing amazing!
staticman00 2 years ago
Hey! This is the Reaper from RT. You fucking rock! I wanna do the next chapter. Just gotta figure out my new laptop and web cam thingy.
willmolinar 2 years ago
excellenttttttt. maybe we could get a quote going, where once a week we get a different person from the thread to record themselves reading a chapter?
aceupyoursleeve2 2 years ago
*quota
aceupyoursleeve2 2 years ago