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  • maybe it's kind of sexy when her hair flows in the wind while she's in last place but other than that, there's nothing hot about her.

  • Deep inside, when you are alone with your thoughts, you feel the agony and humiliation of being made fun of in South Park, the brutal way they did.

  • something about being stupid was umm of the umm of ummm

  • umm, ummm uhh ummm

  • "We're gunna go fast and turn to duh left some times"

  • dumb bitch, when south park make fun of you, it is NOT a compliment. Not even when the creators make fun of their friend George Clooney

  • If she was ugly no one would give a shit about her.

  • "YOU SEE DAT DANICA PATRICK TRIED TO GET IN MA WAY, DAT PISSES ME AWFF!!" "YEA DATS FUKIN GAY AS HELL!"

  • Danica patricks "fuckin Gay"

  • At least shes a good sport about it

  • lol, they werent even making fun of nascar they were making fun of the perception of nascar... in fact they portrayed nascar drivers as smart, however, you just proved south park wrong, good job cunt

  • "I'm gonna turn left better then you danica!"

  • Left turn!

  • they really weren't making fun of NASCAR

  • "we gonna turn to the left sometimes!"

  • um um um um

  • That whole quote about if someone makes fun of you it really means it's a compliment is so stupid. Sometimes, especially with South Park, they really do want to just makes fun of you. There isn't some background psychology going on, the writers aren't saying "let's make fun of HER cause I respect her!" In their commentary for this episode, they admit they don't know squat about nascar, so they won't know anything about this chick, and they're just using her as a prop. Duumb beeeuutch!!

  • yea we like the track right, yah got da specs and we got dah oval, so we gonna drive straight den we gonna turnin' left !!!

  • Brilliant. She's totally missed the point. Way to back up the (untrue) cliche of NASCAR being populated by idiots.

  • Maybe the very first, and also last time interviewing a racer of any kind made some sense... thanks to South Park.

  • Fuck you Danica Patrick, you ain't half as dumb as me!

  • @aPeaTearGriffin duh, fuch u danicer, u ain haf as dum as me

  • I wouldn't necessarily call it a compliment, especially Hannah Montana.

  • so yea uh. i didn't um, see the um episode but uh yea um i heard that um it was uhh funny.

  • Obamas gay as hell!

  • can't everybody just shut up with the kitchen comments? you are all idiots and losers who's just jealous on Danica...

  • @60sisthashit get back to the fucking kitchen GOD DAMNIT

  • @jnr1989 I am no girl and like I said, only idiots writes kitchen comments...

  • @DeadmanInc336 she's doing something you can only dream about...And after reading your comments, it's easy to see who's actually behaving like an idiot...

  • @60sisthashit

    Yeah. 'Cause I wanna be a NASCAR driver. I wanna ride around in a car making left turns over and over and over. Mario Kart is more entertaining than NASCAR. NASCAR is an idiotic sport for right wing, gun-toting, bible humping, alcoholic, racist, Conservative hicks. Hell! It's not even a sport. Please try again. Otherwise...backoff, jackoff.

  • @DeadmanInc336 Then there's no reason to post stupid comments on YT is it? and what the hell does jackoff mean?

  • @60sisthashit

    If you would have seen that episode of South Park that they clearly refer to, you'd understand all those "stupid comments" (a.k.a. referances to the episode).

  • @DeadmanInc336 I meant your last comments

  • @DeadmanInc336 Which is why it is considered the most watched sport in America...Right?

  • That's Fuckin' Gay!!!

  • atleast she is a good sport about it

  • Lol true true

  • "Fuckin' bitch! Get out da way! I'm tryin' to win this damn thang."

  • Think shes waiting for her career to end before she does her TITS? UM UM UM UM UM UM bet she spilled a little juice in her day and had to UM UM UM it back in her mouth.

  • Think shes waiting for her career to end before she does her TITS?

  • Should make a drinking game every time she says um take a drink....we'd be drunk before a third of the video is done

  • @thedarkknightgt still not as many ums as obama

  • @chucknorrisgawd Obama pissin me off!

  • @thedarkknightgt he's fuckin gay as hell!

  • Obama's GAY! Pissin' me off.

  • They found hilarious because YOU WERE KILLED.

  • "fack you daniker patrack"

  • @tylerf13ful son of a bitch!

  • it wasn't saying NASCAR people are poor and stupid it was the fact that cartman thought you had to be poor and stupid to be in NASCAR and that he was an idiot that's the joke not NASCAR itself watch the show before you comment

  • I'm goin' talk, I'm goin' talk slow, and say "um" sum time!

  • At least she was a good sport about the episode and didn't say it was "fuckin gay as hell!".

  • She is awesome.

  • that fucking gay! gay as hell!

  • Dat sum stupid, dat is!

  • Man she is stupid.

  • "Ah'm gurna drahv rill faaaaast n' turn leeeeehft a few tahms."

  • @Omar77779

    late to you,brother. i'm going to say yr word's but lol i'll give you credit. my mum's seeeing it 4sre.

  • @Omar77779

    It's getting to the point that I can't tell if these racist and misogynistic jokes are just ironical, or if they are genuinely motivated by racism and sexism.

    At this point it's like, wouldn't it just be funnier and more apropos to make fun of middle class white guys? Particularly ones so dim as to think it's funny to make anachronistic jokes about ladies and races?

  • @Jcolinsol Um sure, but I'm a 17 year-old Egyptian that's looking at going to Columbia. Also it's helpful if when commenting on videos to use a vernacular that the common person can easily understand, especially when addressing "dim middle class white guys." You just come off as condescending, and no one likes that. Also you're syntax is strange and your last last sentence is a fragment. It lacks a predicate. I wouldn't have critiqued if you hadn't been so rude. Do you even watch South Park?

  • @Omar77779

    How is it rude to question a blatantly sexist statement such as yours? Your whole response smacks of defensiveness. Grow a pair.

  • @Jcolinsol You are taking the comments out of context. If you actually watched South Park and found it entertaining you'd understand where these comments come from. My comment might be an ironic one since I am the one that does the majority of the cooking and cleaning in my family, but you didn't know that and that's fine. The humor is almost self-depricating, just like if I was to call someone a nigger, because I am black and egyptian which makes me truly african-america. Context is everything.

  • @Omar77779

    So did they make a women belong in the kitchen joke in that episode? I don't recall.

    I'm a big fan of Southpark, particularly because they have a conscience.

  • @Jcolinsol Look, I have no idea what you're trying to accomplish. I am sure you're just some asexual snob. You try to seem really smart because you're compensating for something. If you have some ideas about sexism and racism go make you're debut somewhere where people don't troll just to fuck with each other. South Park has no conscience or boundaries. It's the absurdity that makes it so funny. Oh and realize that in no way has any of this been constructive; other than for amusement.

  • @Omar77779

    If you think that the creators don't exhibit a conscience, then you obviously don't really watch the show. Everyone knows that Southpark is one of the few shows on television with a strong sense of morality. With a soul.

    You are taking this whole conversation totally out of proportion. Seems like you might be the one compensating.

  • @Jcolinsol I bet you're some ugly bitch that goes to community college....btw

  • @Omar77779

    Ah, so you actually are just sexist. My guess is that you have an abnormally small dick.

  • @Jcolinsol Wow that's your rapier wit at it's best huh? Small dick? Have fun masquerading on youtube spreading you're ideas. You aren't going anywhere in life and it's not because you're a woman. And if you are an ugly bitch that went to community college then I guess I presented a pretty good hypothesis based on your demeanor. Thank you for being my toy. I'm done now. Wipe your chin and piss off!

  • @Omar77779

    Ha ha, no, it's just that you're totally wrong, I'm male, went to trade school.

    But, by going for these rather scatological sexist slurs you're revealing yourself to be quite the misogynistic little closet case. And, of course, all sexism leads back to insecurities about your own sexual potency, hence the revelations regarding your feelings about your inadequate weener.

  • @Jcolinsol

    That's some nice pseudointellectual pop-psychology there. Sounds like you're insecure about your lack of education...

  • @Cakerolled

    No, I'm just a faux-intellectual.

  • Haha, shut up Danica and spread your legs

  • How cool is she!???!??

  • I think I'll buy a cheap plot of land along the highway, then set up bleachers and perhaps people will pay to come watch the cars go by.

  • @zinkerled possibly near a round-a-bout

  • She thinks she can turn left better than Eric Cartman. No way

  • LEFT TTTTTTTTTURN

  • Man, everyone on here talking smack on Danica Patrick must be like 13 years old

  • Nice trailer park headband, Danika. Seriously, you have time to do your hair and put the sunglasses on your head (with no sun in sight), but you couldn't change out of that retarded suit? Lol

  • nascar is for poor and stupid ppl

  • she needs to shut up and get naked

  • umm yeah um uhh umm, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

  • seriously though, you gotta be really drunk or stupid to watch cars going in circles 500 times

  • @StoryEndsHere Greatest YouTube comment ever.

  • something about being poor and stupid was the theme of the uh is the uh is the uh is the um - good one danica

  • Bet Danica uses Vagisil

  • fucking gay as hell!

  • she IS poor and STUPID!

  • shes pissed cause cartman ran her over

  • that pisses me off

  • why isnt she in the kitchen? THATS FUCKIN GAY

  • @MRjordanFilms FUCKIN GAY AS HELL!!!

  • most people who love nascar are so stupid they dont know whether there watching nascar on a fancy smancy tele ma vizion or there r.v has broken down at a round a bout and are just gazeing out the window for ten hours at time....and thats a complament coz its so hard to turn to dar left and brake ? try going down a mountin on a snowboard and doing a 360 frontflip off a cliff then opening a parachute with a u.s flag on it while 25 commie nazis are shooting at ya on snowmobills

  • I'm surprised she's not offended

  • She talks too much. She should focus more on not wrecking her car.

  • I'm saw that just now and I'm a NASCAR fan and I found it funny as s**t

  • SHUT UP YA DUMB BIYATCH!! YOU AINT HALF AS DUMB AS I IS!!!

  • NASCAR was made for men by men. Piss off Danica

  • FUCK YOU DANICA PATRICK

  • THATS GHEY AS HELL

  • FUCK YOU DANICA PATRICK IM TRYIN TO WIN THIS DAMN THANG!!

  • danica needs to go back to indycar where she can actually win

  • YOU SEE THAT? SHE TRIED TO JUMP IN FRONT OF MY CAR!

  • Funny when Cartman ran her over!

  • i uhhh think uhhhh i uhhh was in south park and uhhhh i think its uhhhh a complement to uhhhh us because uhhhh when people uhhh take uhhhh the time to make uhhhh fun of you it uhhhhhh means they uhhhhh like you.

  • @fasterfiero mmkkayy bra/bro or whatever is in/ hot / the shit or out depending on how you take it .how many hitler has only got 1 ball/nazi fag jokes are there? do you like raceist germen zombies? taking the piss sometimes means that they should putt nascar in a figure of 8 rather than giving you a 6 pack and shooter apon entry its all balls about money and advertizeing. when nick hoagan got handed a jeerb 2 use his that his pimppapy of wrastling got him nascar drivers were pissed off

  • I want her to take it like a woman!! As long as it's from me.

  • Way to take it like a man!

  • not all nascaaarrrrrr fans are redneks some are just stuipid one eyed inbread idjits...from any town where there aarrrrggghhh ships and skull and crossbow flags so go to a port get on your dirty knees and pray to jebus your jaws will drop wide open when they plug something that they sell to or in you so just take it like a bitch you stupid idjots

  • GITCHA BRAYKE FLOOWID

  • GAS PEDAL!!

  • Danica is a typical Serbian female name..My grandmother name is Danica..BTW it is not pronounced DANIKA its C like Danitsa..eeh you assholes dont even have that voice..you primitive assholes You & your OBama..:)

  • @ICarlosSpiceyWeinerI Since when were you a fuckin' teacher? Fuckin' fag.

  • @chevystud88 Since always you redneck bastard

  • @ICarlosSpiceyWeinerI You'r gay as hell...xDDD haha

  • @ICarlosSpiceyWeinerI Hahaha typical stereotype of a NASCAR fan, eh? It's funny because I'm a Hispanic 19-year-old that loves NASCAR. You are the pathetic one. Not all NASCAR fans are rednecks, dumbfuck!

  • hmm to the people who say its hard too turn to the left have you ridden a bike/bigwheel with less than 3 wheels on it or parachuted? its not hard. nacar is about money. people where pissed off when nick hogan took there jeer jobs so if you cant exept the fact that you cant get a job doing nascar its coz of money not the fact you cant use hands 4 a job coz they have a rash/herp pees.so drool on and giving it with your mouth and use your voice software to translate redneck 2 american on youtoob

  • Haha nascar is funny. I just got done here with my wine in a jar lets go get my cousin cleatus to come out here and we CAN PLAY WITH FIRE THEN GO HUNTIN ITL BE THE GREAT DONE HICKEY

  • Compensate your brake fluid and get your brake workin' so you can stop sometimes!

  • dani got trolllllllllleed :D

  • All you haters of Nascar I wanna see you make a left turn at 185+ mph inches away from other cars going 185+ mph. Yea thats right you would shit yourself

  • @2448freebird

    you think I can't turn left better than you?

  • @2448freebird

    Durrr yup you tell 'em derr, Billy Bob. Dem people dunt appruci8te the smartz it takes to falloow NASCAR. Turnin the wheel left is tuf and takes branes. Get 'R done.

  • @jec7483 wow. anyone can follow nascar but you do have to be smart to drive it. If you hate nascar why the hell you watching this huh? Tell me

  • oooop i'm comin up at that turn thang again.. i gots to stirr left.

  • danica can't turn to the left. :(

  • So uhm, then umh, it's uhm... like uhm...

    That's fucking gay as hell!

  • Bring it on Danica ............ you dumb bitch.

  • lol i remeber watching that episode, and i remember when i almost died laughing when cartman ran her over.

  • she has an iPad?! She aint poor, she's just stupid. She took ma jeeerb

  • dippin some vagasil

  • oh i is just ye hear to say that dancica patrick slut has even sleazed her slutty dumb inbread dog marrying wisky drinking alabama man chey tobacey ways onto the simpsons to plug some genital wart cream in one of homers visions when he hits his head and becumes as dumb and stupid as her. next she be takin our jobs and probably giving one to a horse with her right hand with all the left turns she does she be mighty fine doin it to dumb ass rapeing bitch

  • hmmm maybe if they had nascar in a figue of 8 track and a huge screen showing dumb inbread redneks selling stuff pop up on there and instead of giving you a free 44 magnum apon entry they sold you a 8 ball and a six pack laced with hemaroid cream i think i could be perswaded to the crossover to the fine sport either that or wrastleing

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  • now we all know nascar and wrastleing are the worlds best sports but when nick hogan the son of the musical pimp daddy of the fine sport hulk hogan crashed his car many hobo southern rednek people held a candle in air and even i shed a few tears and felt like punching the big round burnt rubber circle after someone i think his name was cletus had finised lickin the sugar and vagiseal off the top of doughnut tire mark

  • BUTTERS...U SEE THAT... THAT DANIKA PATRICK GOT IN MY WAY.. THAT PISSES ME OFF!!! XD

  • Danica cant fuckin drive she was a sweet lookin piece of ass back in the day but shes gettin rough shes won what 1 race in her lifetime? that doesnt qualify for anything hell I think junior has her beat and hes still riding his dead dads coat tails

  • SHUT UP DANICA PATRICK YA DUMB BITCH!!!

  • SHE TOOK ERR JOOOOOBBBBS that bitch

  • fuck you danica patrick im trying to win this

  • thats fkn gay as hell

  • She's ridiculously easy to mock or dislike, but kudos for not taking the shit personally. Too bad Tom Cruise can't have a laugh at himself in the same manner. (the fucking nutjob that he is lol)

  • WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG BITCH!!! GOD DAMN WOMAN SHE TOOK MY JOOOBBBBBB!!!!

  • i'm goin straight, goin straight, turnin to the left, oh shit, I dun did turn right!!!

  • ain't that just gat as hell...!

  • um, ahh, ummm. i was ummm. i think. ah... something bout being poor & stu-fid... um . ah u know when i. um something bout nascar and running with cars... and uh, when some1 uh... um...

  • wow Danika Patrick, you are stupid.

  • FUCKING GAY!!!

  • @liquidfreak FUCKING GAY AS HELL!

  • Southpark rips on everybody, they don't single anyone out.

  • shes my muse...my flame...no shes just dumb for thinking that shes getting somewhere when obviously south park made that because shes STEERING LEFT AND GOING FAST AND GOING NOWHERE...im doing more with my life by writing this comment xD

  • TURN TO THE LEFT!!!!!!!!

  • dawg on shoot, goin' fast ant turnin left

  • der der get yurr brakes in line so maybe you can stop sometimes

  • i need a big ol dip of vaigsil right now

  • THEY TOOK ERR JERRB!!!

  • "DATZ FUKEN GAY AZ HELL!" - cartman XD

  • SHE GONNA GIT HER BREAKS WORKIN AND STOP SOMETIMES

  • im making a left turnnnnnnnnnnnn, look im gonna do another left turnnnnnnnn

  • umm umm umm uumm umm um uummm uumm umm, learn to speak 

  • danica sucks at racing in nascar. she needs to go back to indy.

    but that southpark episode was funny.. and i love nascar

  • big year for her, making all sorts of pop cultural spoofs and never winning races, huge year

  • gay as hell. im just as poor as stupid as you

  • this bitch pisses me off,  thats fucking gay

  • danica patrick is fucking poor and stupid

  • YEAA DUH TRACK IS BOUT A MILE LONGER OUT DEM DERR MAKES ME ALOTA MORE COMFORTABLE DUR HURR!

  • FUCK YOU DANICA PATRICK, YOU THINK I CANT TURN LEFT BETTER THAN YOU!?

  • @Truth2710 she can turn left all day long but the most impressive part is that she has the ability to turn right as well

  • It wasn't a compliment. Idiot.