I'M SO SPOOKED

[werebee]

I wonder if the next generation of soldiers, kids that grew up playing CoD and games like this, will have reloading after every single shot so ingrained in their minds that they'll drop nearly full magazines all over the place.

[MachoMadnessCO]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LIGHTING EFFECTS!

[rocklee989]

i want to show him the ring not the movie the actually tape in the movie and have him die in 7 days

[hl2og]

(insert half life consequences quotes here)

[werebee]

@hl2og ZOMBIER GHOASTS, LEAVE THIS PLACE

[TollingBells]

Why dose he start barking like a chihuahua at 4:21?

[NeoSZboy]

"Okay, whose ready to be scared!?"

A Fear 2 LP and THAT'S how he starts it off?

[MalamiteLtd]

I only hear the audio of the person and I assume "Rape."

[qawmame]

7:02

"There should be a way for the game to actually measure your fear..."

The only use for the vitality sensor.

[trumpeter811]

Kid: OH GOD JESUS GOD JESUS

Dad: What the hell is that boy doing in his room?

Mom: Hes making one of those lets play for youtube.

Dad: Now how many times do i have to tell that boy that he's never going to be as famous as BilyMC especially doing stupid shit like that

[3nek0]

That Requiem for a Dream reference was more disturbing than anything in the LP...

[Meloncarty]

A no P LP? So it's a Let's?

[thecoloradanempire]

This guy really needs to shut up and stop making videos.

[MrGuyPwnsYou]

8:30 I believe you mean Re-KYOO-im for a dream.

[Doperwtje81]

So if I make a vid pretending being a giant bag of pussy, will that make my E-penis larger?

[NintendanGX]

ZOIDS SCOOB! THIS GUY BLOWS!

[tabbyaboutroots]

@NintendanGX *zoinks

[wizofgaming99]

i liked to see this kid see the penumbra games. >:D

[nejinaji]

i dont believe you chip. this is a girl. about 70% of the time

[milleniumfrisbee]

This guy makes me look like a freaking badass. Seriously, I am a paranoid man who doesn't like to be alone but I can play Silent Hill 4 without freaking out this much. Heck, Iprobably would play the fear games without even batting an eyelash.

[JDWtri]

This person of indeterminate gender clearly suffers from cathisophobia, look it up.

[mattthehatt99]

ahem this lp'er is the type of guy to ask "is this real life? it must be!"

[T3hWaffleman]

I still love Chip's "OH NO!"

[inferno232]

Let's play 'Sensless, Crippling Dread: 2".

Either that, or the name of the video was supposed to be "Let's Simulate Panic Attacks!"

[Bigbattle22]

I must pose a question we all must think about...

What is worse? This or the Amnesia LP that Retsupurae did?

[TheCh33ks]

@Bigbattle22

Tough call. I'd have to say the Amnesia LP, assuming that wasn't staged.

[ToxBoxProductions]

This kid's screaming made me jump more than F.E.A.R. ever did.

[coltonsin64]

Fucking hell this kid's yelling is annoying as shit.

[blazingdude11]

The weird thing is, a train horn went off when you showed that picture at the end with the thing on the train tracks...

[Garedfosho]

tryin to be like brad from 4pp...

[grottypissedstained]

I want to see this guy play Amnesia.

[Judgementxxx]

@grottypissedstained He wouldn't survive. The title screen would finish him off.

[objectionablechione]

@grottypissedstained Seriously. I think he would probably have a heart attack on camera.

[Mantis47]

@grottypissedstained Didn't the Retsupurae guys riff on an Amnesia LP from a guy that sounded just like this one? Could he be the same?

[CollisionCorpse]

@grottypissedstained how about eternal darkness on the game cube

[smpletan]

Whatever dignity I had left was stripped by listening to that grating screaming voice. Jesus CHRIST.

[SandsOfAzorin]

I would love to see this guy play eternal darkness.

[EponymousKid]

So this guy is married and has kids? Damn, that's a pretty successful 11 year old.

[Sylverias]

Either this kid was kept in a Skinner Box till he was 15 or this is the most overblown, stupid, obnoxious, fake "scared" ever. He really needs to just be drug out and beaten with a rod.

[Thomal9]

AHH! STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER!!

[xjod9]

F.E.A.R isn't even scary. You're just armed to the fucking teeth, and you can turn into Neo when something happens.

[epixaricacy]

Are you certain this is a dude? There's no way that's a dude. Her normal voice just sounds like a deep(ish) female voice, not a high male voice.

[SomaCruz500]

The only thing scary about this video is the horrible quality and angle.

[jettythesunfish]

SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

[horngatekeeper]

See, not all girl LPers sound the same... wait... that's a guy?

[xigbar31]

Zoinks Scoob, this let's play blows.

[EdmacZ]

@xigbar31

Rou read it, Raggy!

[Cloaytonem2]

I want to see this guy play Fatal Frame.

[smajawwyeah]

I'm not sure if I'd be more appalled if he was putting this on or genuinely this much of a pussy.

[ShaotheGreat]

This LPer reminds me of that Wisconsin nympho from family guy

[CleaveTheDragon]

I wish it was possible to mute the source video while listening to this because it's really sucking any enjoyment anyone could get from this.

[BurntFrost]

Who'th ready to be thcaaared?

[killakid879]

Lol

[5282890]

when i played through that part and after it i just had to take a breath then in ran off dakkaing more combine wanabes

[xplay108]

MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE.

[refan75]

wait wait wait wait... thats a guy?

[MyassWins]

This game does not look scary.

[CyberSlayer128]

@MyassWins maybe if your in the dark and your TV is loud and your easily scared you might jump if some enemy just pops up in front of you

[xjod9]

F.E.A.R. isn't even scary.

[Seth2378]

Every time i pay this game i will only remember his voice from now on

[Seth2378]

is this a boy or a girl?

[xXMetaCatXx]

@Seth2378 Sadly... he's a guy. Heheh.

[Shutup9100]

I like to point out that he wastes bullets on ghost that don't really do that much damage.

[cyberhoodlum]

If you guys didn't say otherwise, I could've sworn this was part of a playtennis14 lp.

[greanami]

OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN

[BigJuicyx3]

OH I'M SO SCARED! ISN'T THIS WACKY YOU GUYS?



[MadSurge]

If this kid tried to play Amnesia he'd shit himself at the fucking door that the wind blows open. Then the game would self-uninstall out of shame.

[ASuder]

The first time i watched this vid i thought the lper was a chick.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

until the internet invents a way to punch people over the computer screen, never shall i watch another lp.

[Brian12327]

wait a second, thats part 25? that part is only about an hour or two in the game.

[Linkeh24]

You wouldn't even need to go into the bathroom, you find a light switch, and flip it up and down a few times, and the kid freaks the hell out.

[Ezo945]

This guy should play bioshock

[bloodriotiori]

i don't think i've ever wanted to punch someone through my computer screen so bad in my life. I would physically beat this kid to death with his controller if i was there. I feel as though my ears have had their virginity taken by one of those 72 or w/e virgins that are supposed to be waiting in heaven for suicide bombers...except they're the magic the gathering variety of virgin :(

[rahrahrahrahrahrahra]

Pussies should not LP scary games. I'm a pussy. I wouldn't LP this.

[CrashBandicoot4Ever9]

@rahrahrahrahrahrahra I used to be one, nothing is scary once you've seen every trick in the book though, this man however, is acting, I know what it's like to be genuinely scared, this guy is hamming it up for the audience, FEAR isn't a scary game, it didn't scare me even when I was a coward.

[LegendarySock]

I actually watched this all the way through.

I wish I could punch people through the internet.

[ArchangelDrake]

I am fucking rating this video down, because no amount of snarky commentary over this FUCKING KID made his audio listenable.

[pznecho009]

if hes like this now then i wonder how he sounds in chuch oh god jesus oh god jesusand i pledge to the flag oh god jesus why

[s4spencer]

Fear 2 isn't scary..I went through it without a break. Now if your scared by Fear 1 and its expansions, then id understand

[GamerBlueX]

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jesusjesusjesusjesus ahhh jesusjesusjesus

[ds777fighter]

7 year olds don't freak out as much. I think the joke "Don't assume he made it as far as high school." Would have fitted perfectly.

[FatalKitsune]

At this point even Shaggy and Scooby would look at this kid and say "C'mon, grow some balls, man. This is embarrassing."

[glmathgrant]

3:00

Ctrl+P is print; I think Ctrl+V is the joke you're looking for.

HAHA THERE IS ONE FLAW IN YOUR OTHERWISE AWESOME RETSUPURAE

I LAUGH AT YOU

[GamerBlueX]

@glmathgrant Ctrl+B is how to paste in most editing programs.

[MalamiteLtd]

@GamerBlueX Not on a PC it isn't.

[Hepathos]

ZOINKS SCOOB

[mmelendez514]

OH MAHHH GAAAAAAAAAAAA.... o canada, my home and native land...

[mohdfaizlamin]

IM WITH MY WIFE

[Battezu]

This was funny, but I just want the pic at the end.

[PornoGraphicMeatloaf]

He's not a pussy at all

[DayBreakization]

"...I'm with my wife..." This dude is married? Really? The only way this could be worse if SNES9x pop in every two seconds.

[slondavokensteen]

What was scary about this? Besides his voice that is.

[objectionablechione]

LOL. I like how he freaks out so bad even when he has the fucking lights turned on.

What a pussy. THE TV IS NOT EVEN THAT BIG FFS IF IT'S SCARY TURN AWAY FROM IT

I want to see a video of this guy playing Silent Hill 2 in someone's basement alone with the lights out. He'll probably need a diaper.

[reggaepuppy126]

This is a guy?I mean even young boys don't sound like that....

[Cooliespy345]

If this game scares him, he'd shit himself playing Arise 2

[Cythrin]

I have a feeling this guy couldn't handle Super Mario 64 because Big Boo's Haunt was too scary for him.

[EdmacZ]

Of all the Retsupuraes I've watched, this is probably the few times I ever had feelings of committing bodily harm to the author. Next to that Sonic the Squish-hog dude with his "COME AWN SAWNACK" voice.

[blueboy093]

ironicly, fear 3 is gonna gave some kind of thing that monitors you fear or something like that and it changes up the game.

[MrSpazDoctor]

This guy is the kind of person that when he plays Half Life 2, he tries to go to his "happy place"

[TheSamuraiGoomba]

I didn't realize Shaggy from Scooby Doo had a son. A really annoying son.

[Rogueofmv]

Oh man. Oh God, oh man. Oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man, OH GOD!

[TotalSimpleton]

Show this kid a bullshit movie like 'Paranormal Activity' and he'll be trying to ham it up by screaming at the door creaking a tiny bit.

[IntricateMadman3k]

This is the kind of idiot who probably watched a 4pp video and thought it would be funny to be "scared" on camera.

[Autumndapple]

5:48

He said "I love my wife, I love my kids,"

Did anyone else here this?

[Autumndapple]

*hear

[DenOfVipers]

I did, but I'm sure it was some kind of random attempt at comedy. It, like most of this video, failed.

[DancerAngel22]

@Autumndapple

"I am with my wife, Im with my kids"

is what he said

[Cawby]

The only way this LP could have been any worse would've been with a handheld camera. Honestly kid, did you really think this was good? Funny? Viewable?

[Zhegan]

I want to sneak into his room, repeatedly flip the light switch, and see if he gets a heart attack.

[DenOfVipers]

So, his petrified screaming is supposed to be a joke?

Don't jokes have to be, I dunno...funny?

[carefreew0rld]

i had to go out of widescreen because it made me phisically ill, mainly because the bright lights were blinding me when i watched the video...

umm... i'm pretty spooked man, i'm pretty spooked... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

[POOPTURTLE]

It's like friggin' Shaggy and Scooby Doo. OH NO A GHOST

[TantricNferno]

Oh god. Don't ever show this kid Condemned.

[VGK1337]

The sad thing is this is probably genuine.

God this guy's pathetic whimpering, whining, and crying is an affront to all humanity. I want to end his existence as painfully as possible.

[LovelesEntertainment]

A ghost? Hmm...

OH SHIT A FLYING CHAIR!

[SenseiLeRoof]

5:45

Are they scared or having an orgasm? O_o

[ProbablyConfused]

oh my god, oh jesus, patroit games, fucking CLINT EASTWOOD FUCK

[Shintaka9009]

Fuck.

This kid is hilariously annoying.

[Quadraxis14]

So this is the HEARTPOUNDING TERROR of modern horror games!

The only scary part about this is the fact that you know this is just one of hundreds of people overreacting to chairs drifting across a hallway.

[Krbyfan1]

Why do i get the feeling when this video was made it was no later than 3 PM?

[Inconspicuouszaku]

The scariest thing about this video is the constant near-blinding screen glare.

and just for the sake of getting another -10 comment downvote: I want to install 3D Custom Girl.

[iammadrightnow]

@Inconspicuouszaku what would you get downvoted?

[GOP1994GOP]

Is this for real?

That was the most saddest and most pathetic "attempt" at an LP I've ever seen!

[shoplifting1is1fun]

They're all pathetic.

[RocMegamanX]

Is that a kid? Why is he playing FEAR 2 anyway?

For crying out loud, he's gonna have nightmares for a week.

[DolPhinHaterPieLoVer]

I know right. Those flickering lights... He'll never be able to go into a dimly lit building again.

[Crazygamer6]

Voice at 0:00 to 0:02 had to be from a girl, but I'd imagine none would ever visit his house.

[stinkoman2x6]

The Fear! That LP is coated in the venom of the Most Annoying Voice Ever. Soon a most exquisite pain will engulf your entire body; your sense of dignity gone, your ears start to bleed; eventually you will want to smash this kids face in, ah but what fun would that be? ...Actually, it would; goddamn, he's a squeaky lil' bitch, isn't he?

[zidaneff]

I wonder what his subscriber base thinks of this LP? like did they really suspend all belief and get into his overacting and "hilarious" commentary?

[PenguinKommando]

If you look at his user page, none of his videos have more than 50 views, they range from like 0-30, for the most part, which is weird since he's made like 100 videos at least.

So to respond to your question, I dont think anyone gets into his over-acted wacky commentary.

[NamratsTheStarman]

I did an examination of this video...

11.44 appealings to God a minute.

18.55 freak out "Oh ____s" a minute.

I may have missed some but fuck that I'm never watching that shit again.

[psdgf]

Game over when he gets too scared by flickering lights? Now we know what the Wii's Vitality Sensor is really gonna be for!

[BooDoug187]

I wish that his step dad or some older redneck guy just walked in and beat this shit head while the camera rolls. Even if this was suppose to be a "funny act" this kid is annoying.

[kissekatt]

over/under on him being a furry?

[Rex507]

OH GOD THAT WINDOW OPENED NOW l GOTTA CHANGE MY PANTS

[Karash770]

That was the most annoying thing since the snod-scene from Blair Witch.

[keyburrito]

This poor man probably went comatose during the intro to Silent Hill Homecoming.

Like, before there was even any gameplay.

[KifIsARealBoy]

5:50 "I'm with my kids"

Really? REALLY?

[BlackMudcrabDL]

OH GOD OH CRAP OH JESUS *hyperventilates*

[SZF123456]

*incomprehensible noises*

[vernsi]

oh Crom! oh Crom!

[FourthDerivative]

"Ctrl-P"? You're opening the Print dialog over and over again?

[Hokori]

It be fair, who the fuck made that print and not paste!? That'd be just common sense. V is a stupid letter, anyway.

[DeepSpaceStoner]

Alma just wants to fuck.

[Physhi]

Hahahaha you guys are freaking NUTS. Hilarious.

[Bladedlightning]

Would've been funny as hell if his older brother came in, turned off the lights and shut the door.

[MetalVikingGreg]

AH A MOVING PLANT! OH GOD, OH CRAP!

[Ukiby3000]

I'm suddenly the boldest gamer ever. Really.

And, I agree with the drinking game thing (and the alcohol poisoning as well).

[ReisenMell]

Holy fuck.

After watching this I ponder on about how badly this guy got freaked out by the dogs near the beginning of Resident Evil.

[SamuraiFoochs]

Good god, I'm a wuss and this guy makes me look like Frank West.

[stinkoman2x6]

you covered any wars?

[Bear5177]

Hilarious!

[fluffyman85]

Let's Freak Out: "FEAR 2."

How he says "Oh god" and "Oh Jesus" is what inspires drinking games. Unfortunately people partaking would die of alcohol poisoning.

[Roodypoocandyass]

OH GOD OH GOD

[p3ngu1n48]

O GOD A GHOST

dadadadalalala

[PenguinKommando]

Does the original guy even try to talk about what game he's playing or does he just jump right into being scared of everything that casts a shadow?

[GriFFyCoM]

this level was more annoying than scary and FEAR 2 wasnt even scary. The first game was way better.

[Mast3rFr3aky]

1:46

He's a schizophrenic. That's the only explanation.

[soapynome]

I think you might want to double-check yourself.

[snakepit000]

It took him 9 minutes to do something that should've only took him 3 or 4...

[TehSplinterCell]

Prior to this, the scariest thing this kid had seen was Scooby Doo.

That is the only logical explanation.

[LaughingThesaurus]

Honestly I was more scared of the Scooby Doo movie than Fear 2.

[GamerNGF]

oh yes!!! YES YES YES! This guy deserved it. he really really did.

[vt102k]

I love you too, man.