Crazy Axe Commercial - "Premature Perspiration"

[sweetlexie20]

This reminds me of the skit off SNL of that "Jizz in my Pants " song by the lonely island.

[ProGenkoji]

if axe spent half as much money on their product than their advertising, half of america wouldn't smell like shit.

-sincerely, Cologne.

[simoncpu]

My dirty balls brought me here.

[49honeybadger]

i LOVE IT im a girl :PPPP

[49honeybadger]

@49honeybadger seriously i am

[rsplenum]

0:52 best ass

[rsplenum]

0:47 best girl

[codeb24]

shit that girl in 0:36 really cause premature .... u know :D

[MrMustang06v6]

so im supposed to apply axe to my penis? (thumbs up dudes).... (actually ladies too)

[BassHeadsProduction]

Am I in Jr High gym class in 2002? No? So then who the fuck uses axe anymore.

[terencewoelke]

More Like Premature Ejaculation. They should make a product that helps men with that problem instead.

[cudionelove]

0:12-0:17 i literally ROFL'd i am still crying that was just so perfect. that kid should get an award hahahahahaha.

[MNico1992]

:30 deserves her own commercial

[011azr]

1:49 to skip ads :p

[cudionelove]

@011azr dang.... you got me with that hahaha i skipped it and was like... waaaaiiiiit a minute...DAMMIT!!!

[reymysterios9]

Why do they always have scrawny little pussies in these commercials and girls actually like these guys?? I blame Justin Bieber for pussyfying America.

[lycaonchurro]

Shouldnt this be a jizz comerical

[xxxsherrelxxx]

Well,maybe if SOME retarded men stopped thinking perverted thoughts about every "hot" girl that crosses their path,maybe it'd be easier to control,but noooooo,U guys have ur dirty,little minds on sex all day and all night long.

[mastacheif1]

@xxxsherrelxxx And if SOME retarded women stopped having grammar problems and seeking attention they might get more respect over the internet. "XxxSherellxxx" tons of females say "Why does everyone harrass me for being a female on the internet?" Because most females(like you) try and get as much attention as they can. Now go back to your blog.

[xxxsherrelxxx]

Thats wat I'm trying 2 tell u!I'm not like those type of girls!I HATE those type of people Im a tomboyish type girl I h8 the fact that most girls act so fake and make the GOOD ones seems fucked up I hate teenage girls AND boys who think that sex is the only Godamned thing that exists People like that who talk of sex day and night I just h8 people who judge others by what's on the outside Like all these people saying shit about the girls ass on this commercial 4 example!See my point?

[xxxsherrelxxx]

@mastacheif1 I wasn't trying to offend you,honestly.

P.S.I misspelled most of my words because I was trying to make them shorter because my paragraph was too long.

[kullprit]

0:53

That ass!!!

[JxPhan]

0:23 happens to me in the library all the time

[lulu123m]

Oh my, that last guy with the striped shirt caused my premature perspiration.

[xxxsherrelxxx]

@lulu123m R u gay?No offense if u are,but you said,

The guy CAUSED ur perspiration"???

[lulu123m]

@xxxsherrelxxx haha i'm a girl and I was making fun of the fact that the commercial is about jizzing xD but I guess my joke didn't make much sense since girls don't jizz. i was just saying he was hot pretty much

[BiohazardBunney]

Jizzed in my pants....

[Zooroonies]

they look like their jizzing or having a hard time taking a shit

[jaysonsucks3]

i used to have axe, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[jaysonsucks3]

0:13 to 0:17 . thats me.

[ShadowCompany101]

It looks like there Jizzing.

[skywalker5369]

@ShadowCompany101 thats the point

[kullprit]

@ShadowCompany101

Captain obvious points out the joke.

[PAC0SANCHEZ]

0:33 Is that Drama from Fantasy Factory?

[Firelord375]

No, I'm almost certain the guy at 0:25 is just creaming his pants.

[Wilddoggz]

I see what you did there.

[Masterrayray305]

Jizzing under their armpits.

[Kashaku3]

They all look like the're Jizzing

[billy7377]

@Kashaku3 thats the joke.......

[tops1028]

The happy 2012 axe add popped up

[troy1002x]

We heard you like commercials, so put commercials on your commercials so you can watch your commercials while watching your commercials!

[zayashukufan]

D --> I...I need a towel...

[ThreeDaysGrace327]

premature ejaculation.

[Janis91]

I used to sweat a lot, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[imTHEoriginalPB]

i love tht ad spoon ur girlfriend

[VGMoney]

like if you came for the chick in 0:35

[Nettohunden619]

JIZZ IN MAH PANTS!!!

[sheltonje2]

Press 5

[Anotora]

I have to watch an ad before I watch an ad?

[xxxsherrelxxx]

@Anotora Hehe,I know right

[Mr007eds]

the girl in 0:35 is the hottest :D

[twilightgirl4343]

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

[9thTheRaven]

Premature perspiration my ass, more like premature ejaculation.

[wesman1117]

@9thTheRaven yes 9theraven, that was the joke

[markuskentwood]

such hot bitches

[greenpeopledotcom]

I wonder if premature perspiration can be controlled?

[9thTheRaven]

@greenpeopledotcom it can.....stay away from women and visually arousing circumstances

[myaddiction000]

0:41 reminded me of Dan and Serena

[hatmonkey]

the girl at 0:30 is the hottest

[boomboxxking]

This commercial is awful! Damn sexual innuendoes

[TerryBattle]

An advertisement for an advertisement........

[ZACKnirvana]

this is the new 5 hour energy or cloud gaming. :l fucking ads...i know what you guys are going type IT MAKES YOUTUBE FREE!!!!!!! HURRRR

[xmonke55]

0:52 I came for dat azz

[KAZ3SHINI]

this commercial is retarded, it's not funny, we hate the fact that we cant skip it when we really want to watch something else, I came...to tell you guys that you suck, the old axe commercials were better, dont be retarded axe is just a smell spray, theres no such thing as premature persperation

[LookAtMyEyesRollEm]

@KAZ3SHINI sounds like you suffer from it and are angry at them for bringing your condition into the light

[KAZ3SHINI]

@LookAtMyEyesRollEm #Really #Seriously #IsThatRight...you are not funny either I'm suffering from watching ads that aren't funny, guys moving around all retarded like to demonstrate that they are sweating too much, how boring, not angry just bored, and possibly dying from it, and the boredom of you reply might just push me over, you used a form of comedy that's older then jesus how lame can a commercial be, not as lame as the guy defending it like as if his mom directed it

[LookAtMyEyesRollEm]

@KAZ3SHINI u bored bro?

[KAZ3SHINI]

@LookAtMyEyesRollEm lil bit I dont have anything to do, it's sunday, the Giants aren't playing, but I don't want to watch any of the other teams

[ACBoredz]

@KAZ3SHINI of course theres no such thing as premature persperation theyre really making a joke of premature ejaculation

[lajorn]

lol, i still wear axe and there's still a puddle of sweat under my armpits! thanks for nothing!

[MissAnnaTime]

This commercial right here is dedicated to my acquintance Ricardo P.! He has pre-mature perspiration!

[D4rkDupdey]

Funny stuff here xD

[freethinker424]

This is the gayest commercial i have ever seen. Bring back the axe guy.

[SoqqyDonutZ]

The girl as shes wakin away has a niceass js... Lol

[LeadFarmerProduction]

that has to be one of the best asses i have ever seen.

[MrMontes22]

the best adv. ever!!

[mechanicalpuffin]

AXE, THE GOLDEN TICKET INTO EVERY WOMAN'S PANTS... Lol jk not really

[DoubleAssClown]

Have of these dudes wouldn't get those girls anyway.

[mirosango14]

and the irony is that if women are anything like me, then guys will also lose them for wearing axe. jeez, that stuff smells HORRIBLE.

[FeralXemnas69]

HOW ILL YOU HELP THE FUCKIN GUYS WHO PREMATURELY EJACULATES HMMM?

[InsanityOnABunFilms]

hahahahaha

[Dylanjraub]

I am so fucking sick of this commercial. At first it's like "oh, haha. cleaver" but every time I see one of those guys "perspire", I can't help but think of that guy's pants full of gooey warm jizz. It needs to stop. Seriously.

[jrobmcnasty]

You can see up her shorts at 0:37 seconds.

[kingatowning]

take perspiration and replace it with ejaculation. I like how the title has a straightened out sperm under it

[uncutsquid]

I HATE THIS FUCKING COMMERCIAL!!! everytime I refresh a vid, this stupid un-skippable bullshit runs.

[ParadoxicalVisual]

What's the song at the end?

[sincubus]

Really, Axe? Really?

[nobazter]

this looks more like premature ejaculation

[Danc3ParTy]

notice sperm shaped lines at 1:36 suggesting (premature ejaculation)

[InsanityOnABunFilms]

@Danc3ParTy .....THAT'S THE WHOLE JOKE

[Danc3ParTy]

@InsanityOnABunFilms I know that

[UltimateShadow10]

I hate ads that cant be skipped...like this shitty Axe one.

Yet we can skip the decent ones like MW3 (I dont care for Call of Duty, but the commercial is freaking epic)

[PrinceRocky561]

Ha ha Real Mature Axe, That Was Only ONCE! 

[EliteNationPro]

What's next Axe Condums

[ocarinag33k]

@X7Blaze7X problem?

[CrazyAzian43]

premature ejaculation

[Twinkie2526]

song?

[aaronstabury]

Commericialception

[vibol03]

so how do i control my premature orgasm?

[PolarSmoke]

@vibol03 rub BenGay on your balls.

[vtecguy777]

0:06 Combination of an orgasam and nervousness

[jay1jayf]

its that maeby ? 0:23 from arrested development 

[keggie09]

I had to search this because it looked like everyone creamed their pants.

[EverythingRift]

I have dat :|

[DarkSnow4]

Premature perspiration my ass, that's what you call a boner!

[BawstinBrewin]

1:49 to skip the commercial

[kevinlolwut]

Meanwhile during puberty...

[jmsic33]

lmaooo

[Nich711]

0:30 wow

[F34Ri]

Why the fuck I have to watch a commerical to watch a commercial?

[DinoCopRulezTheWORLD]

@F34Ri marketing :D

[BrellowBran]

@F34Ri i stopped noticing the commercials and just clicked skip this add of waited

[darkxiao]

@F34Ri Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

[dilliedawg]

.....I have hyperhidrosis, thanks Axe. asshole

[jamesdarnel]

creep @ 0:12

[jamesdarnel]

ha ha advertisements on advertisements 

[GrabbinSomeHAX]

these are the greatest commercials ever

[sailornaruto39]

Um, i think they are sweating from something else...ZING

[iTakeCandyFrmBabies]

lmao!!!!

[acenace24]

You think this is bad? I cream myself when I see women, how about helping me out Axe!!!!

[yohitman]

whats the chance that axe make people sweat more than they would...

[yohitman]

L; / word

[ducthanh117]

thinking of "Jizz in my pants"

[InsanityOnABunFilms]

@ducthanh117 lol that's the joke

[solajegs]

First of all we know that's not a premature 'perspiration' face and u just be misleading mans with the small problem bit.

[HazeySeconds]

OK! I F-ING HAVE TO KNOW!! Who is the laundromat chick? What is her name? Who is she? How can I stalk her? OH MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!

[Hybridiot]

0:54 girl is waaaaay better then the laundromat girl :D

[bloodhoun116]

@Hybridiot hahah yeah i know her ass is fucking amazing

[Hybridiot]

@bloodhoun116 - yea, after seeing that ass, let alone potentially having that ass, we totally wouldn't experience premature perspiration but premature ejaculation as the commercial is suggesting in the first place.

[AntiTroll101]

0:15 Jizz in my pants!

[kevynspeed]

those guys should make their "Jizz in my pants" expression

[0Kevsta0]

Why do people always have to have something sexual in advertising things? Especially in movies, shows, and... This...

[ShermanWestlake]

"who is that girl at the laundromat?" I second the motion.

[Superabound2]

two things: 1) this commercial is gross and stupid. 2) who is that girl at the laundromat?

[hunterlacroix11]

@Superabound2 your retarded its funny

[Superabound2]

@hunterlacroix11 "you're" retarded

[hunterlacroix11]

@Superabound2 wow homo

[Superabound2]

@hunterlacroix11 "Wow, homo."

[hunterlacroix11]

@Superabound2 no one cares about grammer or spelling on youtube fag have fun on your next english test ;)

[Superabound2]

@hunterlacroix11 No one cares about "grammar" or spelling on "Youtube, fag". Have fun on your next English test. ;-)

[PARRI5HRacing]

0:34

[maacman08]

American Pie!!!!

[Wdf582051]

30 people are premature perspiration sufferers

[XPUNISHER24X]

Hahaha

[emonoe24]

they jizzed ahahahha

[bigkris22212]

this is for people who cant stop sweatin there swag after cleaning their dirty balls

[mance02]

Aaawww. The woman on 1:18 is so nice. She like "it's ok". That was really nice.

[YourEvilHeroz]

heyy if this comment is able to get 120 thumbs up,

imma throw a water balloon at my crazy english teacher, record it

and post it to youtube THIS SATURDAY

[ScoobyDoobyDude38]

@YourEvilHeroz You just want to be accepted on an internet website, prolly cuz no one likes you in real life. You should be doing it anyway, people who ask for likes piss me off, and i know they have no life. They just want to feel cool and liked. get the fuck out

[joey1324]

this shit is so funny because there taking premature ejaculation and turning into deodorant commercial

[MainProblemChild]

@joey1324 Wait really!!?! .........

[bubbyshoney]

I think Axe is running out of ideas.

[jarrodcoats]

I will never get that 1:49 back:( I mean I hate this video.

[Zach547]

I'm watching an advertisement for an advertisement..fuck you

[AlechatesRebecca1]

LOL THEY JIZZED SO MUCH THUMBS UP IF U AGREE

[robwtrey]

01:41 I always wondered what I look like having a wet dream. just wondering

[Eddiexx4]

That guy at 40 kinda looks like Orlando Bloom.

[GMSamuelRhine]

i wish i could orgasm just buy looking at bitches