Whens Your chavvy Dolmio day?

[Drakodan]

Get tae fuck with yer pish.

[aiddy678]

How can u not see the funniness of this video "this is offensive to me and my family" u bunch of bores!

[spursfan112]

lol i want the real 1 i only get 2 c it on tv

[Spydalm99]

that's offensive to not only me, but to my family! I hope that you, sir, will shut that f***ing mouth of yours! C***

[simong954]

Seen all the other dolmio ads but never this one. Absoluteley top drawer. PMSL

[cherylluvly]

hahahahahahaha this is so funny

[Newworldfortomorrow]

I was just on about you typing like you were speaking scottish, thats all, lol, i cba with arguing anyway, just saying cant you type in english instead of in an accent really

[Newworldfortomorrow]

@mcgeeYGB1 so thats what i was saying about your literature, A cretin :)

[Newworldfortomorrow]

@mcgeeYGB1 Im actually 21 btw, and wait the now mate does not make sense, if it was wait there now mate then yeah, also in the original sentence, you put the word 'come' twice, which also doesnt make sense, all im saying is, why type in the 'scottish accent'? and yeah slang is accepted, but that doesnt mean its classed as proper english, literacy sense, other than spelling in an accent and shit like that, i actually appreciate your english skills, as you did put an apostrophe in you'll.

[bitethebulletoutofyo]

get over yourself.

[beautyandnobeast]

i want pancakes

[Newworldfortomorrow]

your also spelling wrong, and 'wait the now mate'? doesnt make sense, im not on a high horse, im just not an illiterate fuck, and no you didnt speak proper english, which you admitted by saying you spoke slang, Slang = not proper english you retard

[Newworldfortomorrow]

@mcgeeYGB1 if you speak Scottish, you can still type proper English

[PureMentalBruno]

im only kiddin ..

[DanielleCahillx]

that was rubbish

the cunt familys better

watch that! :L

[WeeStinkyArse]

this is Glaswegian..

-sigh-

[weedannypk]

ano man chavvy ma arse fuckin tits :L

[ragemanchoo82]

LOL!

[CHICODEEYPB]

TOTAL SHYT

[lewisisdaman]

what the fuck. this isnt "chavvy". chavvy's a shite word used by the fuckin english. get this removed of change the name.

fuck the english

[TheLoneMercenary]

Who you saying fuck the english to you stupid fucking retard. England is the best fucking country in the world you little rash.

[lewisisdaman]

haha lmao

[Brenho]

hahahahahahahah loser

[Newworldfortomorrow]

yes he is

[paullok0]

WTF, this isn't chavvy, this is Glaswegian, seriously get it right...

[3iar2008]

this was very funny the cow running away

classic

[mateo2k6]

LMAO @ the cow

[musicmad241]

this the funnest thing ive seen in ages

[whoareyapauldunn]

well certainly not from paedophile abdullah land where fucking bums and goats are au natural! You get me?

Hey mu-ham-dem fucked a 9 year old!

[DjSalkizar]

Dinny forget, they aw wear shell suits, or trackies at least!!!

[STALLION1888]

Right the next idiot who leaves a comment, demanding where neds and chavs come from.. im just going to laugh at you.. I copied the text from another email i got sent, baring this video, your comments are unwanted, this video is only hear to be appreciated for its comical values, now please take the subtleness of this comment.. and fuck off.. tits!

Oh and spittinVenom.. who mentioned England.. im from Scotland you complete numpty!

[Deverestteam]

@STALLION1888 same here i am from scottish. why is it whenever someone mentions britain they mean england and not scotland. when i was younger my mum was talking to some americans and they asked where she came from and she said scotland. the american says: aah scotland is that near europe? the fuckin prick

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

@Deverestteam

Don't be too bothered by that Americans are just naturally fucking ignorant. But it's not really their fault. I lived in New York for a few years, and I noticed that their government and social media has this system where they export their crap, but what's imported isn't nearly as numerous as what they export to other countries except perhaps the UK. But even UK stuff is far and between.

This is why Americans get so frightened when they hear an accent that isn't their own, too.

[AllergicToPain]

@IAmCaptainMarvel yeh, americans are usually pretty ignorant, but then again, why would an American 4000 miles away know or care whatsoever about whether someone is from around Glasgow or not? assuming that they would is fucking ignorant. :P

that said, nearly everyone is fucking stupid, it's a human thing, not just an american one.

[STALLION1888]

Jeeeezo people these days.. nothing better than to whine and moan on the internet.. get a life its pathetic!

[spittinVenom]

STALLION1888**** we don't call them Neds in England, you can trust me LOL .... up here in Newcastle we call them Charvers, that goes for the whole North East actually, Most of the rest of England call them Chavs.

[Ro0bArB]

Stallion whitever number ye is. Yer no fae Scotland and yir a bit ae a tossur. Neds are fae Glaesga. And not only that, you have no command of punctuation and you have used "where" instead of "were". Idiot.

[orr89]

its sheep in aberdeen the coos are safe

[harrikki]

im goin oot in a big feild an shag a coo dol

[nutieboy]

LMFAO

[SweeneyCelt]

by the way, you obviously dont know scotland,

1) we dont have chavs, we have neds

2) this is not rather chavvy, its plain genious

3) soz about the rant, thanks for postin :P

[STALLION1888]

I never said chavs where from scotland.. and to be honest, chavs are from scotland, neds from england.. trust me im from scotland.. anyways i only posted this as i found it rather amusing =)

[hardon89]

stop talkin pish mate

[Fingazmc]

hahaha

[davibrown]

barrie