This englishman comes on holiday to Wales, in his posh car. But because of the road signs, he ends up in the wrong end of Wales. So he electric window winds his window down and asks for directions. He is still there now, still trying to get back to England
This scotsman goes to London for a holiday, to see what all the fuss is about that London. And his english tour guide gives him a street map of where all the bins are.
This welshman goes on a stags doo to Dublin, and starts chatting up this irish aubern haired lady, with stunning blue eyes, like a modern day Maureen O'Hare, but in a shorter skirt, as they do these days, catholic or not. Anyway, she asks him if he has any rubbers, and he says no, but I have the rest of my pencil set left though.
This irishman gets a loverly welsh new girlfriend, and visits her family for the first time. And her father takes him aside and says "I am glad both of you have met, I think you are the perfect right young man for my loverly daughter, and to tell you frankly, she is dull as well".
This Irishman goes into a pet shop to buy a speaking Mynah bird. He takes it back after a week to complain that the bird hasn't said a word, not a sausage. And the Mynah bird says to the petshop owner "Are you surprised? He is a right stupid cunt".
This irishman went on holiday to France, and thought he'd try the local cuisine. So the waiter brought him a plateful of snails and frogs legs, all cooked in garlic butter. And paddy says to the waiter afterwards "Nice, just like what I get at home, but that was posh food for yews, you cook it instead".
This irishman and a welshman and an englishman went into a joke shop together. And the shop owner shouted out "OY, you three, have you forgotten something, where the fuck is the jock?".
This welshman and irishman went into a pub in that London, each of them with a lamb under their shoulders. And the landlord shouts, out, both of you, you idiots, trying to get in here by any means, you know what I told you, you're baaaed.
This irishman went into a pub, a crocodile under one arm, a penguin under the other, he went up to the landlord and said give me a pint, I am trying to be an endangered species. And the lanlord said "I am having nothing of this, you could have least bring an otter with you like the rest of my customers". this is a right fucked up joke, isn't it midge?
This irishman went into a pub, with a parrot on his shoulder, the parrot saying "I am hard I am, I am dead hard". And paddy said "a pint for me, but kick this cunt on my shoulder out of your pub please landlord, he is right twat."
@yippitydodah A racist, bigoted un-enlightened fuctard called Yippitydodah walked into a bar, the barman asked him what will you have to drink, he replied ‘well I am angry at the world because I am a piece of human waste, even bacteria that live on dog shit are of more worth than I, so I guess I will have a pint of bitter’
@greenmustard1966 it would appear Britain does not have a monopoly on morons, when they put up those racist signs in the old days ‘No Irish & No Dogs’ maybe they were not being racist assholes maybe they were just trying to avoid idiots like you drooling on the carpet.
The release of this DVD box set should be seen as a charitable act to A) raise a bit of money for the unfortunate offspring of these primitive 'comedians' and B) illustrate the value of progress to us all.
I have to credit Bob Monkhouse with that one, BUT funny you should mention Tim Vine, I am off to see him in Burnley in Feb on his short 8 date tour. I also worked with nearly every on of the guys in this vid years ago.
@maccafan10 so cool! I'm seeing Dave Gorman in Shanklin in the summer. When you say 'worked with', you mean...? Bernard was great - but needed a slap. A bit like Hitler was great - but needed a slap :D
Not with Bernard but saw him live. Bit near the bone but he did warn folk to stay away if easily offended (fair). Roy Chubby Brown is far worse. I was a backing musician in a cabaret club back in the 70's early 80's. All great guys off stage too and got drunk with a few after the shows.
I was at the flix watching a 3D film the other night (with my special 3D specs on).
Halfway through the film I need the loo, so I leaned over and ask the bloke in front where it was. He said "its no good asking me matey, I'm in the film".
Oh how I long to have been old enough back then instead of now when now is 'you can't mention this, it's not P. C.', 'you can't say that, it's not P. C', 'that's not allowed either, it's not P. C.
There was no P. C. back then! The comedians were funny, too, unlike the current ones that are (about) as far from funny as it is possible to get!
@fatg1t Modern comedians are about as funny as finding skidmarks in your girlfriend's knickers. They are too busy trying to be PC to actually be funny.
@theonlyantony Go on, tell us some of the funy jokes you heard there.. the point is that 'comdy club' types have their humour catered for. Others don't and that's wrong. I don't want to take unfunny middle class people off the telly, I just want comedians who I like, who don't fit in with modern sensibilities to be given a chance.
@CraigG1960 Comedy club types ? Well all of the above were comedy club types.
there are loads of comedy clubs .they're not all middle class. There are loads of working class comedians who are under forty! They are all sorts of comedtytoo. Stand up, character, sketch shows. Perhaps you might go along to the Embassy, which i did the other week by the way. 'Our Bernard' was playing.He's a Bernard Manning tribute act.Now there's a thing.Bernard was a comedy genius! 'Our Bernard' was surreal!
whats the difference between a mexican and a bench?
A BENCH CAN SUPPORT A FAMILY OF FOUR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fuck political correctness,its seeing its last days in the last 2 years i've seen so many people get pissed off for being called racist and a fascist when most of their PARENTS FOUGHT HITLER including mine
Sorry to break this to you, Brittish people hating Nazi's is a case of the pot & kettle, why was it ok for Brits to go around the world enslaving & slaughtering millions, setting up the first concentration camp in South Africa but were morally outraged when the Germans did it? If it was not for Russian men & American equipment you would be speaking German, but I am sure apart form that your life be the same you would probably still be enjoying your casual racism over a pint of Becks.
@lamaman4 Fuck you yea fucking limp wristed cunt & dont ever reply to me again unless you have something worth saying. I cant stand maggots like you. Fuck you & die
This englishman comes on holiday to Wales, in his posh car. But because of the road signs, he ends up in the wrong end of Wales. So he electric window winds his window down and asks for directions. He is still there now, still trying to get back to England
yippitydodah 5 hours ago
This scotsman goes to London for a holiday, to see what all the fuss is about that London. And his english tour guide gives him a street map of where all the bins are.
yippitydodah 5 hours ago
This welshman goes on a stags doo to Dublin, and starts chatting up this irish aubern haired lady, with stunning blue eyes, like a modern day Maureen O'Hare, but in a shorter skirt, as they do these days, catholic or not. Anyway, she asks him if he has any rubbers, and he says no, but I have the rest of my pencil set left though.
yippitydodah 5 hours ago
This irishman gets a loverly welsh new girlfriend, and visits her family for the first time. And her father takes him aside and says "I am glad both of you have met, I think you are the perfect right young man for my loverly daughter, and to tell you frankly, she is dull as well".
yippitydodah 6 hours ago
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This Irishman goes into a pet shop to buy a speaking Mynah bird. He takes it back after a week to complain that the bird hasn't said a word, not a sausage. And the Mynah bird says to the petshop owner "Are you surprised? He is a right stupid cunt".
yippitydodah 6 hours ago
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yippitydodah 6 hours ago
This irishman went on holiday to the Canaries. He gets off the plane and looks into the air and says "so where the fuck are the canaries?".
yippitydodah 1 day ago
This irishman went on holiday to France, and thought he'd try the local cuisine. So the waiter brought him a plateful of snails and frogs legs, all cooked in garlic butter. And paddy says to the waiter afterwards "Nice, just like what I get at home, but that was posh food for yews, you cook it instead".
yippitydodah 2 days ago
This irishman and a welshman and an englishman went into a joke shop together. And the shop owner shouted out "OY, you three, have you forgotten something, where the fuck is the jock?".
yippitydodah 3 days ago
This welshman and irishman went into a pub in that London, each of them with a lamb under their shoulders. And the landlord shouts, out, both of you, you idiots, trying to get in here by any means, you know what I told you, you're baaaed.
Right, how may I help you both sirs?
yippitydodah 3 days ago
This irishman went into a pub, a crocodile under one arm, a penguin under the other, he went up to the landlord and said give me a pint, I am trying to be an endangered species. And the lanlord said "I am having nothing of this, you could have least bring an otter with you like the rest of my customers". this is a right fucked up joke, isn't it midge?
watch?v=d6QfGzsLg1Q
yippitydodah 5 days ago
no probs Valhura77, your funny as well.
This irishman went into a pub, with a parrot on his shoulder, the parrot saying "I am hard I am, I am dead hard". And paddy said "a pint for me, but kick this cunt on my shoulder out of your pub please landlord, he is right twat."
yippitydodah 5 days ago
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@yippitydodah A racist, bigoted un-enlightened fuctard called Yippitydodah walked into a bar, the barman asked him what will you have to drink, he replied ‘well I am angry at the world because I am a piece of human waste, even bacteria that live on dog shit are of more worth than I, so I guess I will have a pint of bitter’
Valhura77 5 days ago
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Valhura77 5 days ago
This irishman went into a welsh pub.
A customer started talking to him, and the customer said "do you understand me?".
And paddy, slightly confused, said "BAAAA".
yippitydodah 6 days ago
This irishman went into a bar, a gay bar.
He was happy as well.
yippitydodah 6 days ago
This irishman went into a bar.
"OOOFFF"
It was an iron bar.
yippitydodah 6 days ago
i am irish, i loved that show.
greenmustard1966 1 month ago
@greenmustard1966 it would appear Britain does not have a monopoly on morons, when they put up those racist signs in the old days ‘No Irish & No Dogs’ maybe they were not being racist assholes maybe they were just trying to avoid idiots like you drooling on the carpet.
Valhura77 5 days ago
Fuck that.
cullyvan 1 month ago
The release of this DVD box set should be seen as a charitable act to A) raise a bit of money for the unfortunate offspring of these primitive 'comedians' and B) illustrate the value of progress to us all.
blameboy 2 months ago
funny
TheTomhamilton8 2 months ago
rubbish.
blackmichael75 3 months ago
crap comedy of the 70s
M4DDISON 3 months ago
Thank god the 70s are over and all these people are now in old folks home that smell of urine, or dead.
MisterSimnock 5 months ago
They all laughed years ago when I said that I wanted to be a comedian, but I'll tell you what.....,,.they're not laughing now
maccafan10 6 months ago 13
@maccafan10 © Bob Monkhouse.
MartinJWillett 4 months ago
@MartinJWillett
Correct !! (Give that man a goldfish), LOL
maccafan10 4 months ago
@maccafan10 lol is that a Tim Vine jobby?
McPrfctday 1 month ago
@McPrfctday
I have to credit Bob Monkhouse with that one, BUT funny you should mention Tim Vine, I am off to see him in Burnley in Feb on his short 8 date tour. I also worked with nearly every on of the guys in this vid years ago.
maccafan10 1 month ago
@maccafan10 so cool! I'm seeing Dave Gorman in Shanklin in the summer. When you say 'worked with', you mean...? Bernard was great - but needed a slap. A bit like Hitler was great - but needed a slap :D
McPrfctday 1 month ago
@McPrfctday
Not with Bernard but saw him live. Bit near the bone but he did warn folk to stay away if easily offended (fair). Roy Chubby Brown is far worse. I was a backing musician in a cabaret club back in the 70's early 80's. All great guys off stage too and got drunk with a few after the shows.
maccafan10 1 month ago
@McPrfctday
One more for your joke book.
I used to work in a Helium gas production factory. The boss there still speaks very highly of me.
maccafan10 1 month ago
@maccafan10 I like that one!!
stellaashker1 1 month ago
@stellaashker1
Cheers. thats my fav joke (apart from).
I was at the flix watching a 3D film the other night (with my special 3D specs on).
Halfway through the film I need the loo, so I leaned over and ask the bloke in front where it was. He said "its no good asking me matey, I'm in the film".
maccafan10 1 month ago
english scum
jredmondscaff 6 months ago
bog hoppers bless them :)
Fo3rest 7 months ago
@TezChi When was the last time you went out to a comedy club?
theonlyantony 9 months ago
More..! More..!
Lytton333 9 months ago
@TezChi .
Can you advise where you got the 7 disk boxset from.
ravsky888 10 months ago
What do you call an englishman with an IQ of 50?
Colonel, sir!
Klimseven 10 months ago 11
Eddie Flanagan and Ken Goodwin are hilarious on this.
Jeet27 11 months ago
Duggie Brown had a small role as the milkman in the film Kes and he is Lynne Perrie( Ivy Tilsley/Brennan of Corrie fame) younger brother.
stingray4real 1 year ago
@TheDiddlysquat Yes Charlie Williams played football for Doncaster Rovers!
stingray4real 1 year ago
Oh how I long to have been old enough back then instead of now when now is 'you can't mention this, it's not P. C.', 'you can't say that, it's not P. C', 'that's not allowed either, it's not P. C.
There was no P. C. back then! The comedians were funny, too, unlike the current ones that are (about) as far from funny as it is possible to get!
fatg1t 1 year ago 2
@fatg1t Modern comedians are about as funny as finding skidmarks in your girlfriend's knickers. They are too busy trying to be PC to actually be funny.
CraigG1960 1 year ago
@CraigG1960 When was the last time you went out to a comedy club?
theonlyantony 9 months ago
@theonlyantony Go on, tell us some of the funy jokes you heard there.. the point is that 'comdy club' types have their humour catered for. Others don't and that's wrong. I don't want to take unfunny middle class people off the telly, I just want comedians who I like, who don't fit in with modern sensibilities to be given a chance.
CraigG1960 9 months ago
@CraigG1960 Comedy club types ? Well all of the above were comedy club types.
there are loads of comedy clubs .they're not all middle class. There are loads of working class comedians who are under forty! They are all sorts of comedtytoo. Stand up, character, sketch shows. Perhaps you might go along to the Embassy, which i did the other week by the way. 'Our Bernard' was playing.He's a Bernard Manning tribute act.Now there's a thing.Bernard was a comedy genius! 'Our Bernard' was surreal!
theonlyantony 9 months ago
Colin cromptoms hair looks so natural. amazing what you could do with 23 hairs 4 feet long and some vigourous backcombing in the 70s
lndac02 1 year ago
What a wig!
TeflonTron 1 year ago
Colins my grandad my mum's Erica Crompton, was too soon wish i could of met him.
BenjaminR20 1 year ago
That is some syrup Crompton is wearing. Looks like it will soon be "all round the room!"
StixH 1 year ago
Brill. you don 't get comedy like this anymore, and people allowed to smoke onscreen, Political corretness has taken over.
Feisty1967 1 year ago
col cromptons hair is the best "worst" hair cut in history it looks like a triffid just about to cover his head lmfao
garlicandchips1 1 year ago
So Funny what good times thay were when you could speak your mind,And tell a funny joke.
How do you get an Irish man confused.Hold out two spades and tell him to take his pick.
HELLO2YOU3 1 year ago
@GriefTourist.... Wake up to yourself, pig.
kyliles 1 year ago
they all look like retards
GriefTourist 1 year ago
@GobsheenBwee
whats the difference between a mexican and a bench?
A BENCH CAN SUPPORT A FAMILY OF FOUR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fuck political correctness,its seeing its last days in the last 2 years i've seen so many people get pissed off for being called racist and a fascist when most of their PARENTS FOUGHT HITLER including mine
VigisKane 1 year ago
Sorry to break this to you, Brittish people hating Nazi's is a case of the pot & kettle, why was it ok for Brits to go around the world enslaving & slaughtering millions, setting up the first concentration camp in South Africa but were morally outraged when the Germans did it? If it was not for Russian men & American equipment you would be speaking German, but I am sure apart form that your life be the same you would probably still be enjoying your casual racism over a pint of Becks.
Valhura77 5 days ago
@Valhura77 Don't forget India - we really gave them a good shaffting, and stole their tea too.
yippitydodah 5 days ago
@Valhura77 Don't forget India - we really gave them a good shaffting, and stole their tea too.
yippitydodah 5 days ago
@yippitydodah Valhura77, Raj on big bang theory, and he is happy how us english stuffed India, on yes.
Us welsh against them english at twickers in rugger tomorrow. 4pm GMT, we will slaughter those english for you.
watch?v=wjNKwEV_QPM
yippitydodah 5 days ago
@GobsheenBwee
well not since political correctness took over
VigisKane 1 year ago
@GobsheenBwee
you dont see the difference between racism and a joke,you have been brainwashed by political correctness
VigisKane 1 year ago
Its a fair comment though, Stan Boardman is fuckin SHIT!!!
bigderekkeene 1 year ago
Nice to see a young Donald Trump @ 0:41
redheadedgolem 1 year ago
RIP GEORGE ROPER, COLIN CROMPTON, CHRALIE WILLIAMS
martinwilliamrandall 1 year ago
@martinwilliamrandall yoo sold lurn to spel you cant befor yu commnt
lamaman4 1 year ago
@lamaman4 Fuck you yea fucking limp wristed cunt & dont ever reply to me again unless you have something worth saying. I cant stand maggots like you. Fuck you & die
martinwilliamrandall 1 year ago
Dear me, what weak material.
vordman 1 year ago
They were the dryiest jokes i ever heard!!
redasho1 1 year ago
The most amusing thing here is the guy at 0:42 wearing that cheap & very nasty wig !!
MDS177 1 year ago
what an odd Tommy Cooper impression
misy49 2 years ago
@misy49 it wasnt just tommy cooper, it was good anyway, you just dont understand it, do you.
liveforevermaybe 1 year ago
@liveforevermaybe I'm afraid not
misy49 1 year ago
what about Ken Goodwin
Roony321 2 years ago
Is there any Stan Boardman on the DVDs??
Inverdarroch88 2 years ago
@Inverdarroch88
We can only hope not - England's most unfunniest man EVER!
EssexBoy696969 1 year ago
@Inverdarroch88 stan boardman is so shit, he thinks he's funny , and thats were it ends, nobody else likes the cock.
liveforevermaybe 1 year ago
@liveforevermaybe Stan Boardman wasn't there, you prat.
jfcg2002 1 year ago
@jfcg2002 can't you just say, Stan Boardman was not there, do you have to be rude about it?
redredreds100 1 year ago