Het Toilet

[marcfedak]

The ending was a bit melodramatic, but great film. Unfortunately, I can't understand Flemish, but the Freudian overtones were still understandable, and the little girl was so adorable, you felt sorry for her. The companion video would be an excerpt from Pink Floyd's "The Wall".

[copperhead88]

205,068 pedophiles hmm I dont know how I ended up on this video it started with gum disease to this LOL

[H20fanatic20]

@copperhead88 who you telling I was looking at exchange vblogs...how the hell did I get here lol

[gibsosgerbil]

Warning: Contains Adult Humour and Frightning Which Is Not Suitable For Children

[2beachman]

i love how the momrips off the jeans-mmmmmmmmmm

[IndigoCat17]

what the hell is the language they are speaking

[BelgianMusic]

@IndigoCat17 flemish / vlaams

[Sillyscoop12]

can't under stand foren

[Darksonicfan841]

please can you delete my comment because I didnt look at the comments and then when sent mine I looked and you put your annoyed by them so Im reallly sorry

[kendem15]

Toilet: Hello Kato, you had to sit on me all by yourself? Ow, comon Kato! You're mom will be so proud.. Haha, still afraid to be flushed away? Do you know why we flush Kato?

[Kato shakes her head] Come a little bit closer. Do you know what happens if we don't flush?

Kato: No...

Toilet: THIS! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Toilet goes crazy, Kato screams]

Mom: Comon, that's it.

[kendem15]

Girl: No mommy, no!

Mom: Comon Kato, i have to do it all the time

Girl: No mommy!

Mom: At school you have to do it by yourself, don't you?

Girl: NO!

Mom: No? You're big enough now!

Girl: Mommy will be back later

[lights go out]

Girl: Mommy...?

[IndigoCat17]

what is this language

[Darksonicfan841]

please could yo put it in english but 1 thing if the wrong person comes along and starts to fuck themselves then isnt that child pornography

[misstaylorswiftfan1]

could you translate this is english???????

[yearinyale]

Just when you thought it was safe to go to the can again

[misstaylorswiftfan1]

make this in english

[supershawnodeseninja]

this looks awesome I wish I could understand the words but I DO understand the video.....

I was scared of the toilet too at that age

[Elisha6962]

I want to know who in the hell made this video. I relly want to know. Because you have got a little girls on the toilet and you got her momma kletting them show her in her patties with her paints down. Now if the wrong person comes on this video and see it, the might be the wrong person in saying, ( this little girl is getting me aroused ). All I am saying people is watch you children and make sure that there is not any one looking at these kids to get off, Let me be frank. They might masturbate

[beeckman7260]

haha, zalig. khad ze direct herkend! de stem van fernand!

[NationalMan]

subtitles please...

[bestmoviesEVAH]

Scarry toilet brrrr

[BeebieDee]

Pedo Toilet .

[dec0495]

look at all that toilet paper

[pisellino0]

that girl is very very beautiful.

[quentincomputerlover]

pedo

[DutchToiletFlusher]

this video is going about toilets, not about dating or something

[chihuahualover976]

can you please make a english version or at least put the words at the bottem

[westoak2010]

wat r they saying

[TheNosferatu5]

thats no terd glowing..thats kryptonite LOL.

[cutegirlSondrita]

omg that mom could atleast stay with the little girl!!! she a bitch!!!

[MahaDahya]

very nice editing i swear thts so good even i almost beleived it

<<not gonna visit the toilet anytime soon

[ElanaVital83]

She's a mean mommy!

[matrix6977]

Subtitle's would be fuckin nice.....

[zoetrigger133]

HAHA lol a toliet monster

[CarolinaFireman]

Great... a three minute movie about a fuckin toilet monster.

[SpringerStyle54]

what the eff was that?

[isidoor01]

haha de Fernand als toilet, zalig :p

[karina837]

umm english please

[EmilyyrXD]

Gosh people, do you really think they would make that child with there with no underpants on ?? Get a life! Very good video :) The little girl is an amazing director. And before people ask did you leave her alone in the toilet? ummm who's going to film it? DUH!

[evamarie89]

"if you don't shit in me ...

ima gonna kick ur ass and pee on you"

:]]

[MarieRossa]

Thank you Jay1fly and ajax4forever. I was just about to give up on comments. Not that I want everyone to pat us makers on the back, but haters make me weary of even checking up. So thanks to you and some others (you know who you are) for the positive note! ;)

the others I politely request to take their comments and choke on 'em.

kind and respectful regards.

[ajax4forever]

zeker masterlijk

[Jay1fly]

man not alot of ppl like this maybe if ya'll could understand it it would be a lil more funny but any way i say great job guys as film students this was done vary well

[lizloz828]

How is this child pornography?!?!? and also wats the point in that vidio? a scary toliet? yeh i can sooooo see how every1 likes it!

[georr]

Das super goed gemaakt :)

[cutehotangel1]

This is supid

lol

[JensenSC]

Thats child pornography i want this video removed :@

[FUFALLGTBKUPNRDE]

wtf.... and is there a need for the rolling credits?

[jorny11]

what the fuck

[matt111112222]

this may sound weird but if a toilet talked to me , i would shit my pants

[gangstaress100]

i hate it it is stupid and a fucker bitch

[lemostick]

lol ^_^ I didnt understand anything but that was funny ^__^

[Zochka69]

another child phobia.. this video is like to show other why sometimes children afraid of something what we-adults cant understand ;)

[tanikameanssexy]

that lil girl can act good...it wasfunny although i could understand a thing.lol

[soccerhottie234]

Isn't that like child porno ..... i mean the toliet did say TITS!

[MarieRossa]

the toilet says (and I'm repeating myself for the hundredth time) 'dit' which means 'this' in Dutch.

[hahahohohi9845]

it was a talking toilet XD

[bearswilleatme]

looks like it's just a little kid's imaginary fears brought to life.

[alliecat73]

wait, was the toilet talking to her?

[anikin7575]

yeah

[jogex25]

i didnt understand a fuking thing

[nieckq]

The little girl is scared to be flushed.. that's why she doesn't want to go to the toilet on her own..

Then the toilet talks to her, wants to convince her about goin to the toilet on her own..

[1breathenomore4]

that....woz...REALLY DISTURBING!!!

Who would but this on you tube

[emma150895]

at 2:03 the toilet goes :TITS! then starts laughing!! xD

LMAO!

[Shineythoughts]

Can you say "borderline CHILD ABUSE"

[alliecat73]

it certainly did look like it huh?

[MarieRossa]

I'm so annoyed I shouldn't bother answering this, but at no point did the child's undies go down and we did *not* leave her alone with the scary toilet.

Please find the real pervs and annoy them, I would not only be grateful, if you give me where to find them, I'll even help.

[TIJNxSTYLE]

OH HELL! This evening, omg it was so scared.

believe it or not but the same thing happend to me! IT WAS SO SCARY, i never go to the toilet anymore. I Sheet in my bed!

Cya.

[theused4lifebaby]

that was boring

[LeaPL]

Hmmm....

green light....

no its not portal ^^

[jrrtknight]

That was disturbing. Very well done with the lighting, but disturbing...

Looking for the subtitle posts, now...

[roland6663]

i agree, good vid but i can't understand what is happening.

[MarieRossa]

they're in the comments somewhere ;) google is my friend!

and thank you! I'm glad you liked it!

[skateboarder6989]

wow im scared of a toilet

[shareil187]

wats with the green lights

[fenerligizem]

ThAt Is ScArYY !!!XxX Giseem

[pyreflyhotaru]

I would FREAK OUT if my toilet started talking... omg.. that's just scary to imagine 0_0

[nappygirl100]

that was mean to her

but it was not scary 4 me

[sammygirlxoxo1]

what the heck that is soooooo retarded

[courtmc202]

O hoLy crap im scared now and i desperatley need the loo haa

[MarieRossa]

look ealier in the comments last who reposted the subs I wrote was

kirstiregan... google that or my name and you'll find'em. I have faith in you lol

[Nidonemo]

I would love to know what they are saying, is it possible for subtitles?

[da3cousins]

that was really really dum

[xoaliciaxo3567]

that is scary

[mrmariokartguy]

2:19

[hamidah1024]

ahhhh talking toilet!!

[ilyTtixie406]

ID BE SCARED SHITLESS IF MY TOILET STARTED TALKING TO ME! fuck, i cant even imagine...dude.

[juzzybusta]

made a forteen yar old run away and an 11 year old just sat there sacered ou of hger wits but very entertaining

[MarieRossa]

Lol. We try.

[killajuggaloz5]

het for toilet like a ball python het for albino?

[MarieRossa]

I'm sorry... What?

[killajuggaloz5]

hetoryzic it means the snakes carys a genetic gene to make the morph it is

[shareil187]

ohh

[cr741]

2:23 .....

[loveable188]

UMMM wat is this?

[sheena1625]

i cant watch this

[daintymae]

if it was english it would be ok but this is sooooooooooooo boring

[naruto48912]

super toilet

[sexiilette420]

speaking of.. i got to pee lmfao!

[laboureur619]

cool

[kirstiregan]

translatoin PART 2 *laughs* are you still afraid of being flushed? Do you know why we flush? Come a little closer, girl, then I'll tell you my secret... *Kato approaches* Do you know what happens when we don't flush? Kato: No Toilet: THIS! *mom enters* Say, come on! *roll credits* Hope this was any help to you

[MarieRossa]

thanks for posting this again!! lol

[kirstiregan]

sorry it took me ;)

Mom: come on Kato, I can't do this every time can I? In school you have to go the the toilet alone as well, don't you?

Kato: (as mom's talking) no, I don't want to! no!

Mom: you're big enough! Mommy will be back in a minute (as she closes the door)

toilet: aha, Kato, will you be coming all alone?

Kato shakes her head

toilet: aww, come on Kato, let's help one another... Your mama will be so proud.

[souldragon9]

haha zo grappig

[821699]

evil terd

[iownnoobsatstarcraft]

Play F.E.A.R. Lot of scary shit in that game similar to this.

[Gink2o]

if only it were in english

[nautimike]

mosa iao

[torixrocks]

stupid

[brechtje777]

lol heel lollig :)

[MarieRossa]

bedankt!

[penger13]

Very funny even though I didn't understand a word they said

[MarieRossa]

there's a word by word translation in the beginning of the comments. Sorry, subs might come one day... or not. Don't have much time :)

[joseferios]

nice lighting!

[MarieRossa]

thank you! I had a great deal of fun on that set!

[Ttlyosmlife528]

ok that was cool, but still not english :(

[doojamaflick]

evil toilet!

[MarieRossa]

that it is lol

[khtomboy]

well umm, i really dont get it will someone please explain it,

[MarieRossa]

there's a translation I made somewhere in the beginning of the comments... nearly as good as subtitles... *innocent smile*

[jaytjuh575]

for the englishes,,, the girl is scared, she thinks she gets in the toilet when its flushing

[MarieRossa]

basically, yes. there's a translation I made in the beginning of the comments. :)

[millhooks]

i don't get it

[kalibuggg]

i speak english!!! i cant understand wat it is saying!!!

[Deadcombat]

lol

[Jdog2360]

hahahha that is the funniest thing i have ever seen hahah omg it ate her lol!

[MarieRossa]

lol glad you liked it so much ;)

[carolroxmysox229]

i dont get it

[Aplitos]

cool vid

[fatih418]

ich find dieses video richtig scheisse

[danmarangal]

did the tolit eat her

[calinkclothing]

what the frick, how did you do that?

[MarieRossa]

dry ice, big attic and pressured air. the rest is sworn into secrecy... that, or I'm too lazy to explain :D

[BungieFavorite]

show some pussy

[colezero81]

what the hell u perv child malester

[FallenAngelXenia16]

What the fuck, you pervert? She's a little girl.

[torch512]

that was very very good congratulations

[koolkat2699]

i know wat its thinkin "shit in me i would love ur shit"

[tatxxo]

hey who r u

and can u speek dutch and is that a movie

and can u put subtitles in english please

xxx

keep in touch

give me more info on that "Het toilet"

thanks

[MarieRossa]

I am me; no more, no less:) And yes, I speak dutch.

I've been asked to subtitle this movie before, but really, I'm no hero doing that... maybe one day when I have heaps of time and nothing to do...

well, err, what do you want to know? The toilet was killed five minutes after the shoot by the setdresser and we had a great time making it gurgle...

[tatxxo]

um i new that

but wats the point?

and why is it in a weird language?

[MarieRossa]

What's the point of 'Pan's Labyrinth'? No point, just someone who wants to share something. And the 'weird language' would be dutch. Why is it in Dutch? because the director speaks dutch, the school it was made for is Belgian and half the people in belgium tend to speak Dutch.

Very strange, I know :p

[tatxxo]

STUPID MUM

i would never do that to my daughter

i would stay with her until she does watever she needs to do

poor thing

[MarieRossa]

relax, it's not real... we staged it :)

no really, we did.

[jipie63]

ok

ik ben hier denkik de enigste belg :)

ik vind deze heel erg goed :)

grote fiilm maker worden

[MarieRossa]

nee, niet de enigste !! ik ken er zeker nog vier hier :)

Dank u, ben blij da ge het goe vind!

grote filmmaker? wie, ik of gij? :p toevallig ook bezig in de filmwereld? rock on!

[jeremy5119]

why does the toilet say tits at 2:03

[MarieRossa]

it says 'dit' which means 'this' NOT tits lol

obsessed people you! :)

[silvershinyfriend]

um when is was added thats my birthday!

[nighteye2u]

at about 2:03he yell, "tits!" lol

[narutofanchick2]

wow this looks really cool i read the trnslating but could u mabe make and english dub thated be really cool mabe i could understand better lol awsomeness anyway!!

[MarieRossa]

gods, me and dubbing things... Maybe in the future, I'm not sure but I'll give it a try once I find the time. :)

[scheff10]

oh my god

[queenofthestage23]

STUPID AND POINTLESS! MY GOD!

[pepe2626317]

what the heck was that?! what was the point?!

[Suproo]

poor girl

[poopfan01]

GAY

[MissStrawbeerry]

THAT WAS SHIT

[arealfreak]

haha dees was zalig!

[joshua10cool]

hoch totoy ha ha im polish

[truthspeaker2000]

Why is this mother so agressive ?

I hate bitches like that.

[MarieRossa]

she's not agressive, she's struggling with her unwilling child, which I'm sure every parent does for time to time. That aside... can you comprehend the concept "fiction"?

[mysubsbang]

translat the dang video man

[MarieRossa]

firstly, you could ask me nicely... secondly: I did. check earlier in the comments. you'll find it.

[mysubsbang]

my bad i appologize. i didnt know that you did.

[MarieRossa]

that's ok. :)

[stelios1303]

mama xD aaaaah nie bang xD

[annejann]

dit is lol

[bretjuuh]

cool

[234jari234]

ok mzzl

[234jari234]

maar dit is niet grappig.

trouwens is dit filmpje van tv of zalfgemaakt?

[MarieRossa]

nee, dit is idd niet grappig. Ook niet als grappig bedoeld. Dit filmpje is door ons gemaakt tijdens een atelier aan het rits. Ik heb hier het licht gedaan.

[234jari234]

wat is er hier grappig aan eigenlijk?

[MarieRossa]

Ik heb geen idee. Ik ga er maar van uit dat sommige mensen een vreemd gevoel voor humor hebben...

[Esperanza2015]

oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo a horror movie

[coolboks]

ROFL

[VuhNeSsA21]

i didnt find anything wrong with the video mayb she pees on herself alot lol..i dont know but hey it was pretty good condsidering ur a student? :)